#penice smp

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ID: screenshots from a minecraft book. the book has eight pages. the first four pages are written by fall.

the first page is just "PENICE LOGBOOK" written in big letters.

the second page reads as follows:

"day one. clem has already drowned.

day two. thunderstorm and rain. clem had to swim all the way from spawn because simon broke the spawn bed lmao.

day three. got skelton horses :) simon and clem found a mooshroom island. my horse is named femur."

the third page reads as follows:

"day four. found bees!!!

uh time is fake and also i forgot to keep track so i'm just gonna write some highlights

bees are thriving (smiley emoticon) fermur won't stop jumping and i'm about to fight him."

the fourth page reads as follows:

"got enchanted poles

im gay"

the fifth page, by simon, reads as follows:

"poop"

the sixth page, by fall, reads as follows:

"oh yeah? pee. how do you feel about that? huh? pissboy? become the earth i walk on."

the seventh page, by simon, reads as follows:

"cum"

the eighth page, by fall, reads as follows:

"oh yeah? huh? well i just fucked your wife. not only that, but i married her so hard. we're going on honeymoon to france and you're not invited. our children will grow up and not know your name. god favors us and pisses on you. get fucked you sad sack of snot."

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some undescribed penice smp memes that have been in the drafts for 300 years

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ID: minecraft messages between fall and simon.

fall says: it's mining time seconds later, fall says: nevermind forgot saomthing simon says: saomthing fall says: you're just jealous because you get no bitches simon says: you're just jealous because you get no mangrove fall says: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

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ID: a minecraft screenshot of a sheared snow golem in a boat. the snow golem is nametagged as "Arnold". End ID.

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penice smp

i'm gonna talk about the minecraft smp my friends and i play in, partially for context but mostly bc i just enjoy it :)

it started when i made a world and invited simon, clem, and nolan.... and we all built a city 'floating' on top of the ocean. we christened it penice because of the city with canals instead of streets (venice, italy) and because dick jokes.

since then, we've had five seasons of the penice smp. the only set rules are:

penice must be built over water of some sort (ocean, river, lake, etc) with boardwalks and gaps between houses. this is cute but results in a lot of falling into the water and drowning. this rule has been ignored once or twice

everybody has to build their base in penice, and within a 16x16 square (used to be 10x10 but we expanded it). you can build as tall as you want

no griefing. pvp is fine but if u slap somebody they can and will slap back. definitely no killing pets

in the center of penice, there's always a crafting table. there's also a crude dick statue. the first penice had a tavern called the penice party palace, and in the third penice simon built a penice party phallus and now we have one every season. it's usually made up out of a key building block in that season, and there's always a sign on it as a sort of plaque. it's kind of like a public statue/meeting place for the smp.

each new season of penice has a different theme. we do a new 'season' basically whenever we get bored of the last one or if we've accomplished everything we set out to do. we also do a season when minecraft drops big updates.

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ID: three screenshots from minecraft. the first screenshot is a message from fall that says "tumblr's gonna love that one." the other two screenshots are clem in simon's minecraft house. he's crouching on simon's staircase while the viewer stands on the floor above, making it seem as though clem is peeking at them. End ID.

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ID: a view of the setting sun from the docks of the penice smp, season 3. the docks are made of spruce and feature lanterns, fences, and multiple boats leashed to the dock. one boat has a skeleton horse in it. at the very end of the dock is a sort of gateway with more fence and lanterns, framing the setting sun. End ID.

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ID: minecraft messages between simon, clem, and fall.

simon says: if penice was a tourism town we would advertise the scaffolding schlonge clem says: you can see all of penice from it! simon says: permission to board the dick an automated message announces: clem fell from a high place. fall says: visa magazine called it "hauntingly beautiful" clem says: nailed it! clem says: come to penice! we have: arnold, catboys, mines, cheggory fall says: we HAD arnold. he died. we also have bentley simon says: dogboys too clem says: what about ethereal arnold, does he not count? fall says: dogBOY. as far as i know you're the only one an automated message announces: clem fell from a high place. clem says: so good at this game

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ID: minecraft messages between simon, clem, and fall.

simon says: thank you dearly, crouton... clem says: got em? simons ays: caught em. i'm like a flycatcher but with ladders clem says: you're welcome scringmas simons ays: merry scringmas. THERE'S YOUR MINECRAFT WINTER HOLIDAY! SCRINGMAS! fall says: that's the least merry thing i've ever heard clem says: SCRINGMAS fall says: scringmas sounds like a venereal disease clem says: merry scringmas fall simon says: sounds like someone isn't having a merry scringmas fall says: it's not merry for anyone who has scringmas

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ID: a screenshot from simon's house in penice, season six. simon has put a set of diamond armor on an armor stand, and clem is standing just behind the stand, making it appear as though they are wearing the armor. End ID.

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ID: a screenshot from the penice smp, season six. at the center of the smp is a dick statue (penice party phallus) made of dripstone blocks and pointed dripstone. water lays far below. clem is standing on the very top of the ppp and looking away from the viewer. he is wearing his catboy clemtaur skin. End ID.

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ID: a minecraft message from clem that says "SOPPING WET BEAST ROAMING THE LIVING ROOM MAKING THE FLOORS PUDDLE WITH WATER." End ID.

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ID: simon's house in the penice smp, season 3. the house is made of various types of stone and mossy stone, and is two stories tall. the windows are iron bars, and spruce planks, trapdoors, and doors are featured. he has a few azalea plants growing in the upper window. End ID.

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ID: a screenshot of penice from season three of the smp. several buildings of miscellaneous blocks and styles can be seen, including the deepslate library, the stone villager house, the nether portal, and the pasture with azalea trees. the whole city is "floating" on the surface of the ocean, below which lies a coral reef. it is daytime. End ID.

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ID: the first screenshot is a handful of minecraft messages between fall and clem. fall exclaims "GOAT!" before asking "what's their name..." clem says "cheggory" and fall, in awe, echoes them with "cheggory..."

the second screenshot is from minecraft and shows clem and a goat, cheggory, in a boat. they are surrounded by bamboo. End ID.

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ID: a screenshot of the penice party phallus from the penice smp, season 3. the penice party phallus is a crude statue of a penice made from copper blocks; a sign on the front reads "the penice party phallus" in orange text. in the background multiple features of penice can be seen, including fall's house, nolan's plot, and the nether portal. End ID.