#penelope ford matches

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[the-kipsabian]

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Top Picks of 2022

My Top 20 Favorite Matches - #6: Tay Conti and Anna Jay vs. Penelope Ford and The Bunny

Show: New Year’s Smash

[mjfass]

We shall NEVER forget about Anna Jay, Tay Melo, Penelope Ford and The Bunny street fight match. And the fact that it was so brutal, that WWE called it “gory self-mutilation”.

[westofessos]

We really as a society need to just fucking get over it and have the men and women wrestle each other. There can obviously be separate divisions and titles but thinking of how much potential for great storylines is being wasted physically hurts me. How great would mixed tag titles be (obviously we need women’s titles first)? For the first one they could have a big tournament and have all the couples compete and have the finals be on Valentines Day or some shit, it would be adorable. Who wouldn’t want to see Toni Storm and Juice Robinson team together? Or Britt Baker and Adam Cole, Anna Jay and Jack Perry, Penelope Ford and Kip Sabian, etc. I know I would.

Or they could have a blind eliminator tournament like they just did for the men, and pair up men and women who otherwise never would have spoken to each other. You never know, they could very well strike gold like they did with the MJF/Adam Cole pairing. I think they would.

Not to mention the great singles matches we could have, the feuds they could be put in. Plus you have someone like Kris Statlander who’s with the Best Friends and has such great chemistry with them but can never be part of the feuds they’re in if the other group doesn’t have a female member, and they can’t ever help her out in her feuds, it’s just dumb as fuck.

I think it could also help with the sub-par booking of the women’s division, too. They would get more time to shine. Obviously we need more matches with just women, but I would love more than anything to see those women kick the asses of some of those men. Those matches and storylines could be epic.

Anyway, sorry if that was messy or slightly incoherent I’m just really passionate about this particular issue and just heard that Rey Fenix wouldn’t be able to go to Wembley, prompting me to practically scream “so just let Stat join them for fucks sake!”

Edit: I wasn’t really clear in the post originally but I meant this this as strictly about AEW! I am aware that intergender wrestling does exist and has been done, I just meant that it should become the norm for the big companies (i.e. AEW. I don’t follow WWE so I can’t speak on what they’re doing over there. Someone that watches it regularly can speak on what they’re doing in this regard).

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Happy Halloween, have the master of fright!

⬇️ Also extra sketches in read more, ft. Vamp Ford and the Pines bros as pirates!

Then Shermie and Penelope (Granny Pines) being lil saps w/ their matching costumes (Penelope being a parrot to Shermie’s pirate tehe)

[homoeroticgrappling]

The way Harley shrieks, she is built to be a final girl and it's criminal we won't get her, the Bunny and Penelope Ford as a trio

They would've matched her deranged energy so beautifully

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Best Friends & Orange Cassidy vs Miro & Kip Sabian and Penelope Ford Feud (Oct 2020 - Mar 2021)

Hey, I finally finished putting this together! (its just tv stuff, i missed any twitter tweets)

I've supplied (brief) summaries, hyperlinks, and timestamps for each show, mostly to fite/triller where you can directly watch them if you have an AEW+ sub. If you don't, I tried to include some youtube/twitter alternative links where applicable. I've also left the bilibili video ids from before I got fite/triller, they're in blue.

(My advice: feel free to skip straight to Jan 06 2021.)

It's a looooong post, so its under this readmore. You can also find it as a separate page on my tumblr here. if i end up hosting it anywhere else i'll edit the original post and put a link here as well maybe

by zon :)

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OCT 14 2020

https://www.f4wonline.com/news/aew/results/aew-dynamite-anniversary-show-live-results-four-title-matches-322571

The feud begins. The first match of the show is Best Friends vs FTR. Kip and Penelope are… playing… on an arcade cabinet in the arena. Trent accidentally destroys the cabinet while fighting FTR. Kip and Penelope to run off. After the match ends, they return with Miro who beats up Chuck and Trent. After a commercial break, Miro/Kip have a tag match (squash) against Lee Johnson/Sean Maluta and then do a promo about the broken arcade cabinet.

0:16:21 arcade break | 0:20:00 Miro Appears | 0:26:00 Miro/Kip/Penelope postmatch promo

https://www.trillertv.com/watch/aew-dynamite-episode-42-20/2p88b/ BV1Rp4y1r7y9

(later on in this show, Orange has a match against Cody for his TNT Championship.)

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OCT 28 2020

https://www.f4wonline.com/news/aew/results/aew-dynamite-live-results-world-title-eliminator-semifinals-323741

Returning from supporting Orange Cassidy in his lumberjack match, Best Friends bump into Miro, Kip, and Penelope (MKP, if you will) in the halls. MKP are pretty chill about the whole broken arcade thing and offer them some presents and halloween treats. Chuck and Trent are unamused. MKP then reveal that it was merely a halloween trick™ and beats them up.

1:17:00 best friends + MKP backstage promo

https://www.trillertv.com/watch/aew-dynamite-episode-44-20/2p8ac/ BV1j5411L7GM

Also, Orange has a rematch against Cody for that TNT championship since their last match ended due to the time limit. This time its a lumberjack match. Best Friends are present and also take part in the chaos.

54:28 Orange’s match entrance | 57:50 Cody’s entrance (and the rest of the match)

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NOV 2 2020

Excalibur interviews Trent and Miro ahead of their upcoming match on Wednesday over webcam. It’s 6 minutes long, and mostly Excalibur bearing witness to Trent and Miro arguing. Gonna give a shout out to their distinct webcam setups, lol (Trent is using workout earbuds and sitting in what has to be a large dim empty room, Excalibur is in his bedroom, and Miro is in his gamer office with a headset)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N1SZTP8ywc

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NOV 4 2020

https://www.f4wonline.com/news/aew/results/aew-dynamite-live-results-full-gear-go-home-show-324296

Trent vs Miro. During the entrances they show a clip from the interview from Nov 2nd. Orange and Chuck are hanging out ringside, as well as Kip and Penelope. Eventually Chuck runs off stage while fighting Kip. Dark Order appear to beat up Orange since hes fighting John Silver at the upcoming Full Gear. Miro scares them off and then defeats Trent with his submission hold. After the match, Miro puts Trent back into his Game Over submission and Chuck runs in to save him. Kip was following close behind. Chuck and Trent get both of their asses kicked. Orange attacks MKP and the two sides split off.

0:23:25 Trent vs Miro | 0:28:00 Chuck leaves | 0:31:00 Dark Order appears | 0:37:23 Match Ends | 39:40 Postmatch ends

https://www.trillertv.com/watch/aew-dynamite-episode-45-20/2p8cy/ BV1wV41117E7

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NOV 6 2020

https://www.f4wonline.com/news/aew/results/aew-dark-results-daniels-vs-sydal-taylor-vs-johnson-324511

Chuck Taylor fights Lee Johnson on AEW Dark. Nothing MKP-related happens, but at the start Excalibur briefly brings up the ongoing feud Best Friends are having with Miro/Kip/Penelope. Plus its a fun match for AEW Dark.

43:56 Chuck Taylor vs Lee Johnson

https://youtu.be/S_ShrIJ4hVQ?t=2636

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NOV 7 2020

www.f4wonline.com/news/aew/results/aew-full-gear-live-results-five-title-matches-omega-vs-page-324571

Full Gear! Orange has a match against John Silver. Later on, he gets interviewed by Dasha alongside Best Friends. MKP interrupt the interview– Kip’s mad that Orange’s beef with the Dark Order caused them to show up at the Trent vs Miro match, and that they could’ve hurt Penelope. He asks for an apology from Orange and then immediately slaps him anyway. Best Friends get mad on his behalf but Orange casually says everythings cool and walks with the two of them offscreen. Everyone is confused at how chill he is.

3:09:53 Backstage Interview

https://www.trillertv.com/watch/aew-full-gear-2020/2p83a/ BV18K4y1E7uE

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NOV 11 2020

They play the segment from Full Gear on this Dynamite and announce Kip vs Orange for next week.

1:36:45

https://www.trillertv.com/watch/aew-dynamite-episode-46-20/2p8ef/

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NOV 18 2020

https://www.f4wonline.com/news/aew/results/aew-dynamite-live-results-pac-returns-world-title-contract-signing-325391

Kip Sabian vs Orange Cassidy. Best Friends accompany Orange for his entrance, but return to the back. Miro’s on commentary calling Trent his Young Boy. JR brings up Kip and Penelope’s upcoming marriage. After Orange wins the match, Miro sprints from the commentary table to punch out Orange. Best Friends show up immediately after and MKP run off.

0:26:53 Match Start | 39:50 Match End

https://www.trillertv.com/watch/aew-dynamite-episode-47-20/2p8ft/ BV1jK4y1j79q

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NOV 24 2020

https://www.f4wonline.com/news/aew/results/aew-dark-results-dark-order-vs-janelakiss-vs-chaos-project-325946

Trent vs Michael Nakazawa Chuck and Orange are hanging around ringside. Not necessarily MKP-related, but Excalibur mentions their feud. The Wrestling Observer article says that Nakazawa sabotaged Trent during his match against Miro way back when, but I’m not sure where that’s specifically mentioned. It’s really just in service of facilitating this goofy comedy match.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf1mr41FoLQ&t=1123s

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NOV 25 2020

Miro & Kip’s game livestream is interrupted by OC. Its a trap by the Best Friends!

twitter.com/AEW/status/1331783338214961153

or:

1:11:03

https://www.trillertv.com/watch/aew-dynamite-episode-48-20/2p8h6/

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DEC 1 2020

Best Friends have an AEW Dark match against Sean Maluta & Adam Priest. Unrelated to the feud, it seems? https://youtu.be/oLW9pywcIYI?t=2722

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DEC 2 2020

https://www.f4wonline.com/news/aew/results/aew-dynamite-winter-coming-live-results-moxley-vs-omega-326461

The show starts off with the Dynamite Diamond Battle Royale, and it has Orange Cassidy in it. It comes down to him, Wardlow, and MJF, and Orange eliminates Wardlow to end the match and qualify for the dynamite diamond ring match next week. Best Friends come out to pick him up congratulate him. Orange flops to the ground like a sack of potatoes. MKP come out to antagonize them and are held back by every referee.

13:45 Match End | 15:03 Postmatch End

https://www.trillertv.com/watch/aew-dynamite-episode-49-20/2p8i3/ BV1KK41137KR

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DEC 9 2020

https://www.f4wonline.com/news/aew/results/aew-dynamite-live-results-sting-interview-omega-title-win-fallout-327116

The dynamite diamond ring match! Best Friends accompany Orange and hang around ringside along with a group of others to even out the odds as MJF has the entire Inner Circle backing him up. This is a pretty fun match. At the end, Miro comes out to knock Orange out while the ref is preoccupied by ringside chaos, and then MJF takes advantage of this to pin Orange for the win. Best Friends fight with Miro & Kip, but the refs get them away. Miro proceeds to kick the shit out of every security guard.

1:43:36 Orange’s entrance + match start | 1:57:35 Ringside Chaos + Miro Appears

https://www.trillertv.com/watch/aew-dynamite-episode-50-20/2p8jf/ BV1QK41137mb

unrelated, but MJF has a short promo against Orange at 14:40

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DEC 15 2020

https://www.f4wonline.com/news/aew/results/aew-dark-results-best-friends-vs-chaos-project-shida-vs-king-327711

Best Friends vs Chaos Project fight on this episode of AEW DARK. Miro comes out at the end to yell at them, but the refs keep him away.

1:42:00 Match intro | 1:53:00 Miro Appears

https://youtu.be/7_xHd64xeeQ?t=6171

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DEC 16 2020

https://www.f4wonline.com/news/aew/results/aew-dynamite-live-results-omega-vs-janela-no-dq-match-327716

(trent had a fight against jericho earlier, and had a staredown with ortiz/santana…)

Best Friends do a promo– They’re unhappy about Miro sabotaging Orange Cassidy, and hear that Kip and Penelope’s wedding date is being announced next week, and warn that they’ll also be at that show.

1:41:20 Promo

https://www.trillertv.com/watch/aew-dynamite-episode-51-20/2p8ka/ BV1bt4y1k7SC

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DEC 23 2020

Wedding date reveal segment. Best Friends’ intro starts, but its just a prank. They then show Trent being loaded into ambulance.

1:11:00-1:14:55

https://www.trillertv.com/watch/aew-dynamite-episode-52-20/2p8l5/ BV115411H7PA

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JAN 06 2021

Chuck and Orange give an update on the status of Trent’s injury, Miro and the gang show up. Miro tells Chuck that he needs to stand up for himself instead of hiding behind his friends, or better yet be Miro’s friend and do all his chores. Chuck challenges Miro to a match next week, and Miro accepts with the stipulation that if Chuck loses he’ll have to be his young boy/rookie. Chuck agrees just to get this stupid beef over with faster.

0:24:27-0:26:18

https://www.trillertv.com/watch/aew-dynamite-episode-01-21/2p8ne/ BV1c54y1s71A

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JAN 13 2021

chuck vs miro. we know who wins– obviously. how would there be a butler segment otherwise?

0:15:20 chuck entrance | 23:02 match ends

https://www.trillertv.com/watch/aew-dynamite-episode-02-21/2p8oj/ BV1xh411y7XX

You can also just watch the last 3 mins of the match on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vRsizDs838

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JAN 21 2021

We get the Charles Taylor butler reveal during Leyla Hirsch vs Penelope Ford. Orange is in the crowd, rather unhappy. After the match, Miro commands Chuck to enter the the ring and bosses him around. He then forces Chuck to look at Orange in the crowd and say into the mic that Miro is his best friend now.

1:25:22 Penelope Ford Entrance | 1:34:55-1:37:33 Postmatch Promo

https://www.trillertv.com/watch/aew-dynamite-episode-03-21/2p8pk/ BV14v4y1f7tr

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FEB 03 2021

Miro and Kip have a short backstage promo about being excited for the wedding. Chuck is standing next to them, miserable. Vickie Guerrero then fetches them for the big wedding.

Miro gets Chuck to bring the champagne, then drinks Chuck’s glass cuz he is working. Miro gets mad at the person sized present hanging round the ring. Chuck says its a wedding gift from him. Miro is on to him, and trashes the gift. Chuck cuffs Miro's leg while he isnt looking, then Chuck turns on them. Orange also appears :)

1:00:12 Wedding Stage Setup | 1:00:56 Backstage Promo + Wedding | 1:12:08 Wedding… Ruined | 1:16:23 (segment end)

https://www.trillertv.com/watch/aew-dynamite-episode-05-21/2p8sj/ BV1vU4y1x7E8

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FEB 10 2021

Recap of last week’s events.

47:35-49:24 MKP's promo, then Orange and Chuck

https://www.trillertv.com/watch/aew-dynamite-episode-06-21/2p8tp/ BV1ur4y1N7Fd

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FEB 17 2021

Orange Cassidy vs Luther on dynamite. Chuck and Serpentico are ringside. Neither Miro nor Kip Sabian make an appearance.

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FEB 24 2021

Tony Schiavone has an interview with MKP. They’re very very mad about the wedding. Miro wants to beat up Orange. He says he likes Chuck Taylor and wants him to come back and be a butler for him again. Someone gives tony a note. Its one of those little “will u wrestle us at revolution? y/n/maybe :)” asking-someone-out-in-highschool kind of notes. Miro gets mad and says its childish and that Orange Cassidy is such a bad influence on him. But if Chuck comes home he’ll teach him how to be a man. Miro then crumples up the note and eats it, and then spits it back out at Tony.

37:13-39:35 Promo Segment

https://www.trillertv.com/watch/aew-dynamite-episode-08-21/2p8w5/ BV1cp4y1H7Qv (0:37:25 ?)

alternatively: https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1364752741889900545

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MAR 03 2021

Revolution 2021 Miro + Kip vs Chuck + Orange match announcement, plus a short backstage promo from Miro.

1:43:26 Miro Promo

https://www.trillertv.com/watch/aew-dynamite-episode-09-21/2p8xm/ BV1MK4y1D737

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MAR 08 2021

The Match At Revolution. feat. a lightly bloodied chuck

1:21:54 Marvez backstage interview w/ Chuck and Orange (that leads into the rest of the match) | 1:33:26 Match End

https://www.trillertv.com/watch/aew-revolution-2021/2p8rn/ BV1Pf4y1t7GL

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MAR 10 2021

Chuck and Orange requests a rematch. Arcade Anarchy!

31:30 Promo Start

https://www.trillertv.com/watch/aew-dynamite-episode-10-21/2p8zg/ BV1rN411Q7c2

alternatively: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SGY6GgdLJU

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MAR 17 2021

Marvez interviews Miro about how Chuck and Orange challenged them to a rematch. Miro’s not interested, says he is over it. Kip interrupts and says he super isn’t over it, and is mad that Miro doesnt care and also hurt his wife! Kip accepts the rematch.

1:33:27-1:35:01 Backstage Promo

https://www.trillertv.com/watch/aew-dynamite-episode-11-21/2p90p/ BV1Cf4y1s7uv

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MAR 24 2021

Video package about the upcoming Arcade Anarchy match: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRMbFy4SU8

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MAR 29 2021

AEW DARK miro shows up at the end of orange/chuck’s match. :O https://youtu.be/d2hjXKRuHVY?t=94

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MAR 31 2021

The Arcade Anarchy match! By pinfall or submission only.

1:39:29 Match Intro / Miro + Kip Entrance | (commercial break) | 1:43:34 Orange + Chuck Entrance

https://www.trillertv.com/watch/aew-dynamite-episode-13-21/2p93m/ BV1yf4y1x7Kq 1:26:40 (?)

supplemental material for the arcade match lol: https://twitter.com/callmekrisstat/status/1377705137792290821

ah damn wtf hold on the tweet’s deleted. here: https://web.archive.org/web/20210914041200/https://twitter.com/callmekrisstat/status/1377705137792290821

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APR 07 2021

Best Friends interrupt Death Triangle's in-ring promo and start shit up with them (again):

15:18

https://www.trillertv.com/watch/aew-dynamite-episode-14-21/2p94w/ BV16K411w7Ug 0:16:00 (?)

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APR 14 2021

Kip Sabian is nowhere to be found, which Miro finds pretty annoying! He just wants to talk, cmon. Well, since he can’t find him, he’s moving on to challenging anyone in the company holding gold. https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1382498000484851713

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APR 21 2021

miro promo again: https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1385035045799448585

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APR 26 2021

Kris Statlander started feuding with Penelope Ford, too. Here’s a Road to Dynamite where Chuck, Trent, and Orange support Kris through a promo video package. It’s one of my favorites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYScNUG1ego

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APR 28 2021

Kip goes to see whats up with Miro :) https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1387583461939101698

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Over the course of 2022 you’ll occasionally see a guy in the crowd with a cardboard box on his head. That’s Kip Sabian, out of kayfabe he was dealing with recovering from a shoulder injury? It lasted a while and when he recovered he came back as a my chemical romance lookin’ dude who may or may not have thought the cardboard box was controlling him? The gimmick didn’t get over so it got dropped pretty fast. He also had a short feud again against Orange Cassidy in 2023 when Orange had the All-Atlantic Championship– he got under Orange’s skin so bad! Anyway thats neither here nor there. Thanks for reading!

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Bridgerton : season 3 - Quotes

"- Shall I fetch you a refreshment, Your Majesty? (Brimsley) - Perhaps a casket. The lack of interest here today shall usher me to an early grave at any moment." (The Queen - Episode 1)

"- Although, if there is one thing I learned on my travels, it is forever to expect the unexpected." (Collin - Episode 1)

"- But I have none. (Penelope) - Often, that is all it takes. Men are quite simple beings. Pen, living for the estimation of others is a trap." (Colin - Episode 2)

"- I do appreciate your concern about cruelty, but perhaps you should like to find a looking glass... rather than looking at me." (Cressida - Episode 2)

"- A life unmarried is not all bad. Trust me, men can often cause much more trouble than they are worth." (Lady Tilley Arnold - Episode 2)

"- And once hope is lost, a lady may become reckles." (Episode 2)

"- You must throw it like you mean it, Lady Danbury." (Episode 3)

"- The Baron Harvey, Lord Godwin, Mr. Ford. Just as I expected. The lower-ranking lords always show their feathers first. Once they have their fill, the higher-ranking lords inevitably descend." (Lady Danbury - Episode 3)

"- You have my apologies. But... It does seem to have worked, so you have my gratitude as well." (Episode 3)

"- Rather than shrink my sides, I decided long ago to forge my own path, far away from them. I came here to listen to someone who thinks differently, not to hear the familiar chorus of what cannot be done." (Lord Debling - Episode 3)

"- She does not speak to him. I am in awe. I thought one had to use wit or banter to dissuade a suitor. But simple silence is radically more effective." (Episode 4)

"- I find books so captivating. I have a collection of over 1'000 myself. (Lord Debling) - Nothing a book loves more than to be collected." (Eloise - Episode 4)

"- A practical match... but a happy one? Do not become greedy in your success. What more could you want? Oh, do not tell me you're holding out for love. Ugh! This is the very reason why I discouraged you from reading. Love is make-believe. It is only in your story books. Do you know what is romantic? Security. Be smart, Penelope. And if you will not be, then I will be for you." (Lady Featherington - Episode 4)

"- My sister likes to meddle? (Lord Anderson) - Well, that word does not do her justice. She molds society to her vill, and she is rather good at it." (Lady Bridgerton - Episode 4)

"- Well, for what it is worth.... sometimes a fire is slow to burn." (Lady Danbury - Episode 4)

"- Even Lady Wistledown could not disagree with the brilliance of my match." (The Queen - Episode 4)

"- Past lives are dangerous places to revisit. You are unlike many people, Eloise." (Benedict Bridgerton) "- How is it you have the courage to be so different? I simply cannot understand why others do not see things the way I do. - And how do you see things exactly? - Well... since you have asked I understand how my activities may appear rather rakish, but I assure you, they are pure of heart. (Colin) - And is your heart located in your breeches?" (Episode 4)

"- Good evening, Bridgerton. - Bridgerton. Fashionably late?" (Episode 4)

"- Miss Featherington, with the amount of time I will be gone, it is essential I make a match with someone whose affections are not already engaged elsewhere. Whatever it is you are searching for, I do hope you find it." (Lord Debling - Episode 4)

"- It is odd. When I asked for your help in finding a husband, I did not realize that also meant you might try to deny me one as well. In fact, he rejected me because of you. The scene you caused led him to believe you have feelings for me. An idea so preposterous, I do not know what to do besides laugh. Now, will you please let us ride home in silence and leave me alone. (Penelope) - A feeling that is like torture. But one which I cannot, will not, do not want to give up." (Colin - Episode 4)

"- And until he knows the real you, he cannot possibly love you. There is no better feeling than the truth. If it proves too difficult for you to reveal the truth, I will be merciful and reveal it to him myself. You have until midnight." (Eloise - Episode 5)

"- Lady Whistldown is an astute writer. You have many gifts, but cleverness is not amongst them. Her greatest strength is that she is an observer. What have you observed in your life other than yourself?" (Lady Cowper - Episode 6)

"- I love him, Mama. Even if it is not the love that you want for me." (Francesca - Episode 6)

"- Let us get through this wedding, and then we will decide what this marriage will be." (Episode 7)

"- Perhaps I was wrong to turn on Eloise. She is the one person who has ever shown me true friendship. (Cressida) - Have I not raised you to know that, in this world, it is every person for themselves? Especially amongst women." (Lady Cowper - Episode 7)

"- What were you thinking then? (Colin) - I was thinking that I simply wanted the Colin I know back. Not this stoic man you returned as, acting as if you care for no one and need nothing." (Penelope - Episode 7)

"- What is going on with you and Penelope? (Antony) - All is well between us. The smell of fermented fruit emanating from your person would indicate otherwise. (Kate) - It was celebratory. (Colin) - Two glasses is celebratory. One whole bottle is a cry for help. (Antony) - I do not wish to unburden myself to you two, with your perfect marriage." (Colin - Episode 7)

"- Is all well with you? I saw you crying at the ceremony. (Benedict) - Simply tears at losing another friend to marriage. Or maybe it was dust." (Eloise - Episode 7)

"- Whatever it is, I know you will resolve it. The important part is that you are married now." (Penelope - Episode 7)

"- You know, thinking back on everything, it makes perfect sense. No one would ever suspect you as you are so very forgettable." (Cressida - Episode 8)

"- The game is not last long. Her Majesty has been quite forthcoming with accusations of late. I was wondering how we would come around to that. (Lady Danbury) - You could have had me in checkmate, Lady Danbury. (The Queen) - I realize that. But then the game would be over early. And what fun is there in that?" (Lady Danbury - Episode 8)

"- I contend with the chill already. Must I contend, too, with your displays?" (Episode 8)

"- Certainly no one would notice. Now that Penelope has married her Bridgerton, we are yesterday's news." (Prudence & Philippa - Episode 8)

"- Have you ever seen a lady with child at a ball, Philippa? (Prudence) - Well... no. (Philippa) - That is because once women start showing, they are expected to retreat from society." (Prudence - Episode 8)

"- I take it your mother does not know about your blackmailing my wife? (Colin) - I no longer trust anyone but myself. (Cressida) - That must feel terribly lonely. I have known what it is like to be truly alone, when I am off on my travels. (Colin) - Mr. Bridgerton, I am confused. It seems you have come for me to pay you sympathy, but I am the one who is meant to be paid." (Cressida) - And still, her readers are willing to pay to read about themselves week after week. (Colin) - You do not sound as if you hate Whistledown. You sound as if you are jealous of her. (Cressida) - My point is, there is Whistledown and then there is Penelope, who has experienced a kind of loneliness surely neither of us can fathom. Imagine being so ignored you feel... invisible." (Colin - Episode 8)

"- At least my sisters will be content when my actions lead to destruction. (Penelop) - Perhaps we might aim a little higher with our positive thinking? (Colin) - Cressida has her reasonable moments. Let us hope today is one. (Eloise) - Did you truly like her? Or did you befriend her simply to punish me?(Penelope - Episode 8)

"- It is certainly not my place to give or withhold a blessing on the matter." (Episode 8)

"- Regrettably, no, I have not come on happy business. Though, some have told me they do find release from deception a comforting feeling." (Episode 8)

"- I agree profoundly with everything you've said, as I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about." (Episode 8)

[south-of-heaven]

Jon x Reader x Renee where renee gets hurt by kip sabian and penelope ford and jon and reader go after them?

Fire || Renee Paquette x Reader x Jon Moxley

Summary: You and Jon go crazy when Renee is attacked backstage.

You had always been a calm and collected presence backstage, watching Jon tear through opponents with a fierce intensity. But when you saw the chaos unfold, your protective instincts surged to the forefront.

It was just another night in the AEW arena. Jon had just finished a brutal match, and you were waiting backstage, eager to celebrate the win. That's when you saw it happen.

Penelope Ford and Kip Sabian, seemingly in a fit of jealousy or rage, attacked your girlfriend. Renee was a backstage interviewer, not a wrestler, and it was unthinkable that they would target her in such a way.

You felt a surge of anger, like a lightning bolt coursing through your veins. Steam seemed to rise from your ears, and your vision narrowed to a tunnel, with fire in your eyes. In an instant, you were off your seat, rushing towards the scene with a fierce determination.

Jon, who had just reached the backstage area, saw the same shocking scene. He didn't even have time to remove his wrist tape before he was sprinting towards the attackers. The aura of violence that surrounded him was palpable, and it sent shivers down the spines of everyone in the vicinity.

As you and Jon reached Penelope and Kip, they turned to see a raging storm bearing down on them. The look in your eyes was enough to send chills down their spines.

Jon was the first to strike, launching a devastating clothesline that sent Kip sprawling across the concrete floor. You, however, targeted Penelope, using your rage and adrenaline to hit her with a perfectly executed spear that drove her to the ground.

Renee, though dazed, watched as you and Jon took control of the situation. Security rushed in to break up the brawl, but the message had been sent. Attacking Renee was an attack on the entire AEW family, and neither you nor Jon were about to let it go unpunished.

You and Jon stood there, panting, adrenaline still coursing through your veins, guarding Renee like fierce protectors. The message was clear: mess with one of your own, and you'd have to answer to both of you.

[wrestler-smash-or-pass]

Weekly Wrapup 12/24/23 (late!)

Top five smashable wrestlers this week:

Jon Moxley - 84.8% smash

Eddie Guerrero - 77.0% smash

Sonya Deville - 70.1% smash

Seiya Sanada - 69.7% smash

Ricky Starks - 66.8% smash

More stats under the cut, along with my observations, commentary, and some of my favorite tags...

Bottom five smashable wrestlers this week:

Ink Inc. - 25.0% smash

Shanky Singh - 25.8% smash

Sting - 40.7% smash

Scott Hall (NWO Reboot) - 48.2% smash

Dexter Lumis - 56.7% smash

Most total votes this week (most enthusiasm)

Jon Moxley - 349 votes

CM Punk (RoH) - 300 votes

El Phantasmo - 280 votes

Sting - 273 votes

Jay White - 266 votes

And least total votes this week (least enthusiasm)

Shanky Singh - 155 votes

Ink Inc. - 164 votes

Sonya Deville - 187 votes

Scott Hall (NWO Reboot) - 193 votes

Seiya Sanada - 198 votes

The closest match was Scott Hall (NWO Reboot), who lost 93-100.

Top Five Overall

Kris Statlander - 91% smash

Hangman Adam Page - 86.4% smash

Hikuleo - 86.0% smash

Jon Moxley - 84.8% smash

Rhea Ripley - 84.2% smash

Bottom Five Overall

Vince McMahon - 3.9% smash

Kane (Corporate variant) - 10.1% smash

Triple H (Terra Ryzing variant) - 18.6% smash

The Boogeyman - 22.6% smash

Brock Lesnar - 23.2% smash

Top Women Overall

Kris Statlander - 91% smash

Rhea Ripley - 84.2% smash

Julia Hart (Spooky Variant) - 81.9% smash

Chyna - 78.2% smash

Penelope Ford - 72.9% smash

Top Men Overall

Hangman Adam Page - 86.4% smash

Hikuleo - 86.0% smash

Jon Moxley - 84.8% smash

Eddie Kingston - 82.8% smash

Kenny Omega - 82.1% smash

Top Tag Teams

The Golden Lovers - 80.4% smash

Best Friends - 66.7% smash

Motor City Machine Guns - 65.5% smash

Young Bucks - 43.8% smash

Ink Inc. - 25% smash

Average Smash Rating

Week 1: 52.7% Week 2: 57.7% Week 3: 54.4% Week 4: 62.9% Week 5: 58.4%

No write up or favorite tags this week because I am exhausted and I still need to set up a ton of polls because the queue is down to zero (plenty in my inbox aka the pre-queue!) and I'm headed out of town for a few days. Next week might be posted Sunday pending New Years Eve plans, but it will be back to normal otherwise even if it's posted on Monday.

Merry Christmas if you celebrate!

P.S. I'm going to Dynamite/Rampage tomorrow. It's my first wrestling show and I am extremely excited.

[the-kipsabian]

[xgamingninjax]

The thing that really bums me out about Sonny Kiss non renewal is that TK thinks she has a lot of potential. And that they could be back if they get really hot elsewhere.

What was Dark/Elevation for then? Was it not a means to elevate and showcase your roster that doesn’t get opportunities compared to others? Was it not meant for additional story and depth?

Sonny Kiss was, and still is, “hot”. Her storyline with Joey was perfection. There was clearly thought put into it between both wrestlers and what production would assist with.

Sure after that arc Sonny’s ‘story’ had a rough patch but that didn’t diminish her in ring skill whatsoever. She got high praises no matter the match she was in wether singles, duos, trios.

Why does she have to get “hot elsewhere” for you to notice her when she was in your company, on your roster, in your contacts. CALL THEM.

When Jade formed the Baddies, had dedicated sections, signs, hashtags, and a fresh storyline to AEW guess who was one of the wrestlers they teased on social media about joining Jade, Velvet, and Kiera? Sonny Kiss.

There could have been something monumental in AEW’s women’s division with that. It should have went somewhere. Her peers were clearly supportive of the idea. They were clearly close in the locker room and on media, even took photoshoots in matching gear. The Baddies were at their peak then.

Jade and The Baddies could have come out with Sonny Kiss, supported her matches and vice versa. It would have all be done in good light.

Sonny Kiss was perfect on Ring of Honor.

Was I a fan of the faction name Trustbusters? No. But how many times has AEW swept a concept under the rug when things don’t work out? It could have been tossed and no one would bat an eye. Faction name aside, the group offered vastly different styles to the program.

Ring of Honor has way better booking in the women’s division compared to Dynamite and Collision, in my opinion. Production looks, feels, and sounds vastly different from those shows as well. Each women’s match has more time compared to what we are given on tv and even if it isn’t they definitely feel better utilized.

I think they should have and still could dive into mixed tags and intergender wrestling there.

Sonny could have wrestled Abadon. Jade Cardgill, Leila Grey, Red Velvet, Kiera Hogan (during or after the storyline of the inevitable split of the Baddies) Kris Statlander. Penelope Ford. Trish Adora. To name a few.

Take a chance on the women’s division. Dare to be different.

Show more interest in what could be.

[throuple-tournament]

Throuple Tournament Info

Rules

Submissions are closed.

Polls will run for a week and I will give you at least a days notice.

I will not answer asks while a poll is up unless it's propaganda or a question about the polls.

I will not answer asks about discourse. I might think about what you said but I don't want discourse on this blog.

I will also not respond to rude or mean asks.

Please send asks that are propaganda. Also, please send asks with your fan art or your favourite screenshots that you wouldn't mind me using for polls.

Please send in a description of your favourite throuples if you want to; these will be used in the polls.

Please do not be rude about other people's interests or the other throuples in the tournament. You can talk about your preferred throuple without talking badly about the other/s.

Please don't jokingly threaten others or joke about suicide. I've noticed that some polls I follow have had this issue and I don't want this to happen on my blog.

I don't know when I'm going to have the first polls ready as I'm going to be getting busier from this week onwards but I'll let you guys know.

Match Ups Under Keep Reading

Group 1

Marco/Star/Tom vs Marco/Janna/Jackie from Star vs the Forces of Evil

Adaine/Fig/Ayda vs Em/Sofia/Dale from Dimension 20

Kala/Wolfgang/Rajan vs Lito/Hernando/Daniela from Sense 8

Willow/Luz/Amity vs Willow/Hunter/Gus from The Owl House

Raz/Lilli/Dogen vs Ford/Lucretia/Otto from Psychonauts

Finn/Rey/Poe vs Rex/Anakin/Padme from Star Wars

Makoto/Sayaka/Kyoko vs Hajime/Nagito/Chiaki from Danganronpa

Ryunosuke/Barok/Kazuma vs Clay/Apollo/Klavier from The Great Ace Attorney

Jason/Roy/Koriand'r vs Dick/Barbara/Koriand'r from DC Comics

Marius/Ivy/Raphaella vs Orpheus/Narcissus/Eurydice from The Mechanisms

Group 2

Selina/Harley/Ivy vs Tim/Bernard/Kon from DC

Sam/Tucker/Danny vs Vlad/Jack/Maddie from Danny Phantom

Rose/Lissa/Natalie from Vampire Academy vs Bonnie/Caroline/Elena from Vampire Diaries

Jay/Nya/Cole from Ninjago vs Red Son/Mei/MK from Lego Monkie Kid

Rilla/Arum/Damien from Penumbra Podcast vs Howard/James/Cel from Rusty Quill Gaming Podcast

Haru/Legosi/Louis from Beastars vs Ranpo/Poe/Mushitarou from Bungou Stray Dogs

Adrien/Marinette/Kagami from Miraculous Ladybug vs Anne/Marcy/Sasha from Amphibia

Ichika/Nene/Kanade vs Rui/Mafuyu/Tsukasa from Project SEKAI

Parker/Hardison/Elliot from Leverage vs Neal/Peter/Elizabeth from White Collar

Yamato/Ace/Deuce from One Piece vs Arthur/Lancelot/Guinevere from Arthurian Legend

Group 3

Ichigo/Minto/Retasu from Tokyo Mew Mew vs Hikaru/Lala/Yuni from Star Twinkle Precure

Kyle/Rogelio/Lonnie from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power vs Pearl/Rose/Greg from Steven Universe

Rapunzel/Eugene/Cassandra from Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure vs Zuko/Sokka/Suki from Avatar: The Last Airbender

The Doctor/Rose/Jack from Doctor Who vs James/Bones/Spock from Star Trek TOS

Nancy/Steve/Jonathan from Stranger Things vs Merlin/Gwen/Arthur from Merlin (2008)

Rachel/Chloe/Max from Life is Strange vs Thanatos/Zagreus/Megaera from Hades

Vincent/Victor/Albert from Vincent: The Secret of Myers vs Rinne/Himeru/Niki from Ensmeble Stars!

Jack/Kirtash/Victoria from Idhun's Memories Series vs Qibli/Winter/Moonwatcher from Wings of Fire Series

Ludivine/Rielle/Audric from The Empirium Trilogy vs Vlad/Nathan/Ursula from Hunger Pangs:True Love Bites

King Kelp/Lord Cabbage/Bagel from Cucumber Quest vs Camilla/Nyra/Dendro from Muted

Group 4

Neptune/Uranus/Pluto from Sailor Moon vs Aira/Rizumu/Mion from Pretty Rhythm

Mickey/Goofy/Donald from Disney vs Pepe/Sylvester/Penelope from Looney Tunes

Draculaura/Clawdeen/Frankie from Monster High vs Ruby/Weiss/Penny from RWBY

Nathan/Annalise/Gabriel from The Bastard Son & The Devil Himself vs Quentin/Eliot/Arielle from The Magicians

Leon/Claire/Ada from Resident Evil vs Jaskier/Yennefer/Geralt from The Witcher

Abigail/Sam/Sebastian from Stardew Valley vs Candy/Sapphire/Zack from My Sims

Sweet/Capn/K_K from Deltarune vs Shiver/Frye/Big Man from Splatoon

Chris/Millie/Conrad from Chronicles of Chrestomanci vs Sadie/Walt/Anubis from The Kane Chronicles

Rah'oxah/Legzi/Ryjnah from Drawga: Dungeons and Drawings vs Grendan/York/Rose from Drawtectives

Jean/Scott/Logan from Marvel Comics vs Wu/Li/Gao from Iron Widow

Group 5

Yuji/Megumi/Nobara from Jujutsu Kaisen vs Misa/Light/L from Deathnote

Lucy/George/Anthony from Lockwood & Co vs Louis/Lestat/Armand from Interview With A Vampire

Chel/Tulio/Miguel from The Road to El Dorado vs Manolo/Maria/Joaquin from The Book of Life

Henry/Charles/Ellie from Henry Stickmin Collection vs Steve/Alex/Herobrine from Minecraft

Soldier/Demoman/Zhanna from TF2 vs Susie/Magolor/Taranza from Kirby

Morgana/Launchpad/Drake from Darkwing Duck vs Yoo/Han/Kim from Omniscient Readers Viewpoint

Isabela/Merril/Hawke from Dragon Age 2 vs Dorian/Orym/Fearne from Critical Role Campaign 3

Vivi/Arthur/Lewis from Mystery Skulls Animated vs Aizo/Yujiro/Hiyori from Honeyworks

June/Dave/Karkat from Homestuck vs Trevor/Sypha/Alucard from Castlevania

Elizabeth/Jack/Will from Pirates of the Carribean vs Cyrano/Christian/Roxanne from Cyrano (2021)

[mjfass]

Penelope Ford in another street fight match where she can be as violent as she wants, please.