#peeta goes to a soprano one so fast it aint even funny

[sameschmidtdiffname]

He's gonna slam the door open to Haymitches house, no shame, screaming "GUESS WHO FINALLY CONSUMATED THE FAKE MARRIAGE!!" and Haymitch is gonna be sitting at his table, drink in hand, goose on lap like "GUESS WHO KNOOOOWS"

The entire district misses when they hated each other. They want the mockingjays to stop repeating the noises.

Katniss to Gale: Peeta and I, it's all an act. I've always felt wrong kissing Peeta because of you.

*proceeds to passionately kiss Peeta, doesn't deny Hijack Peeta's implication that something sexual occur during the nights on the train, basically CONFIRMS and leaves it vague when she says 'you like to sleep with the windows open' about Peeta, tells Peeta she can't live without him and for him to come back to her; ALLL IN FRONT OF GALE HAWTHORNE *

Gale: I've never been more bullshitted in my entire life.