#peepsie

[vanilla0chinchilla]

Gave my child a Peepsi.

[junkyardisles]

i'm the gusto top scars person btw

[cyberdragoninfinity]

The Primo for 2 , 23, 25

THE 🅿EEMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

THAT HE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he is just such an endlessly fascinating complete jackass loser it's my favorite thing about him. his plans all suck he has a looney tunes character-ass temper he's part MOTORCYCLE he's got his big goofy bald spot he lost a duel so bad he got ripped in half and died. he gets clowned on by his coworkers, one of which is a child. his attitude is so perpetually bad nobody wants to put up with him. god hates him so much he kept him alive. I LOVE HIM

also his character angel motifs and cool sword kick so much ass. i love his dub voice. his stupidass bike is straight up called T666 TERRIBLE OMEN everything about him is so over the top it's ridiculous. it's DELIGHTFUL

23. Favorite picture of this character?

sorry but The Tag Force 6 Updated English Patch Not Catching All The Slurs From the Notorious First English Patch will never not make me completely lose it. i remember i have this image saved and start cracking up all over again

WHEN I GOT HIT WITH THIS WHILE PLAYING I SHRIEKED. hes the only character who does this!!! TAG FORCE 6 THE GAME EVER

25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?

first impression: in like march 2021 when i first started playing Duel Links Primo's event started and i was mostly like "idk whats going on with this robot overlord 5ds guy. dont care tho" *hitting him with shooting star dragon to beat the raid duel* i definitely thought he was like 30 or something

impression now: :,) OH WELL ARENT I THE FOOL WHO CARES QUITE A BIT NOW. SIR THATS MY ILL-BEHAVED UNSOCIALIZED PITBULL..... god i dont. know what happened. i blinked and he was in my brain and i started caring So much and now this idiot is one of my comfort characters FOR SOME REASON!!!! i love him so much, my fondness for him is BOUNDLESS. He sucks so bad and he's permanently 19 and god's shittiest soldier and he has so many issues problems and every time i see him i light up with delight. the italian-latino autism motorcycle EVER.

[drink-peepsi]

[thedreadpiratematt]

Wish me luck comrades

[wild-moss-art]

They hated jesus for telling the truth

[magic-cat-blair]

@secondbeatsongs

“destiel, but every time they come back to each other africa by toto starts playing” (x)

[justiisms]

*kaito was absent the entire morning, not a single person knowing where he is despite how excited he was to celebrate! however, she'll soon get an oddly brief text from him, asking her to return to her room so he can show her something!*

*then, if she were to back to her room and open the door, she'll find that... her whole room is covered in peeps?! there are yellow, blue, and pink peeps everywhere she looks! on her desk, on her shelves, on top of the dresser, and a few on her bed, just to name a few!! of course they all have either napkins or small plates underneath them, but it doesn't make it any less ridiculous!!*

*and then... in the center of the room... is the biggest peep of all! it is at least several feet tall and its back is turned to her, yet if she were to move to look at its front, she'll find one very happy kaito smiling at her!! he's made himself a super fluffy peep costume!!*

"I'm a limited edition birthday peep just for you, Aunt Phan!! And don't worry, I made sure that there's no Peepsi being served today, haha~!!"

"I wonder where Kaito is...." Muses Phan to herself, as she walks about the house. Out of everyone, she definitely would have expected to see Kaito of all people by now! Hoping nothing suddenly came up for him, Phan halts when she gets that familiar text notification! "Oh! That must be....!" She quickly takes out her phone to read it, and blinks when seeing how oddly rushed it is!

"Come to my room...?" With a tilt of her head, she rushes to her room. Just as she was going to text him that she arrived at her room-"..!!!!!!" She nearly drops her phone from sheer surprise!! "W...Woah....!!!" Eyes wide as saucers glance all around the room!! Peeps any and everywhere in her room...! "Oh my gosh! It's a Peepslosion in here!! .....So cuuute~!" She giggles, loving how they're all on a little napkin or plate! She loves it~

But she doesn't have much time to admire it all, as the main attraction in the center catches her by great surprise, too!!! "!!!!!!" A gigantic peep, with its back turned to her.. Curiously, she walks over to try looking at its front side, gasping when she sees that it's actually....! "Kaito!! There you are....! Hehehe, is that so?! Woooo, lucky me!! The cutest and fluffiest birthday Peep I could ever see~! Oh, and thank you. For protecting me from seeing such an accused drink!"

She laughs, before wrapping her arms around her fluffy peep nephew~! "This was the cutest surprise ever~! A room full of the cutest peeps, and the most precious one of all as my nephew!! Ohh I love you so much, Kaito!! I'm so happy not only that I found you, but that you wanted to do this, just for meee~!"

[softwaluigi]

oh my fucking god I need squeaky cheese Right Now

[pepsi1]

Peepsi: Alright so I think the symbol looked like this

Bis: Are you sure? What if there's a mistake. He didn't exactly train us to use this magic

*Phoenix pops out of the ground*

P:// Fucking bullshit. Of course that bastard makes friends with some... *he looks around his surroundings* You two. What the fuck did you do to that monster

Peepsi: Don't come near us or I'll use this spell

P:// Are you immortal? or just plain dumb? Answer my question.

Bis: We didn't do anything to him. And we're not dumb.

P:// Oh so that spell won't kill you? You know he constantly draws on his own life as well as his blood each time the bastard uses any sort of magic.

*Peeps and Bis look at eachother before erasing the symbol*

Peepsi: Where is he?

Bis: And why do you think we did something to him?

P:// He has wandered off onto the grounds of the divine. I went to collect the bastard and he forgot about the trauma of his metal skeleton. He is not one to forget pain. He should not have questioned what I had done to him. He should always and forever remember his torment. But he does not remember that skeleton filling his bones, cracking them all, and forcing his movement.

Bis: We could do without the details

P:// Could you forget such a thing if it happened to you?

Bis: Is that a threat.

P:// No. A genuine question.

Peepsi: Only if the mind found it too traumatic and suppressed the memory.

P:// His whole life is trauma. What is different from that event versus the rest of his remembered pain. Just you two. Something you did made him forget...

Peepsi: Wait you said he's with gods?

P:// Huh. yeah no they don't matter right now. Plus I only encountered one but the palace suggested more.

Bis: Don't matter?

P:// Shut up. I'm trying to think. Actually... When you met him, you treated that bastard with kindness and... gave him comfort.

*Phoenix begins to laugh hysterically while Bis and Peepsi stare at him confused*

Bis: Quit that.

P:// Oh but I can't. That bastard is making his own pain without realizing it. He's forgetting any instance of feeling happy once he wanders off. Serves that bastard of electricity right that Pepsi will forget their exploit together.

Peepsi: What.

P:// He has gone a massively long time without feeling any positive emotion, he grew used to pain. When he starts to feel happinesss, his mind has rewired it to be traumatic. That is... Wonderful.

Bis: You said exploit?

P:// Sex. But I refuse to acknowledge that private aspect of my creator's life. I've actually turned off my monitoring data on his current state of being once I realized what his vitals suggested. But to know he is repressing the trauma of joy. Well, then he will also refute any knowledge of his exploit when he does wander of those "holy" grounds.

Peepsi: ...Will you let him come back to us?

P:// Did I not give you proper payment for his life?

Bis: You can't just pay us to own a life.

P:// I figured I could. He's not human. He's more of a shelter pet to you that can do tricks like repairing your broken vehicles.

Bis: He did that of his own accord.

Peepsi: Please, we'll give you back the gold.

P:// Keep it. I am far more intrigued by what effect you two will have on his life now. If he chooses to wander back to your home I will only watch and not intervene.

Bis: Well you could have just said that rather than make insinuations on what we view him as.

P:// What can I say, I'm programmed to be difficult.

Peepsi: ...You know magic. Can you teach us?

P:// No. I mean I could but I have no desire to do so.

[volnixian]

peepsi is not that bad

[berrystumpytail]

My pussy tastes like peepsi cola

[narilily]

You know what, that's a fair assessment. I don't have to raise my voice a lot, but there have been times at the nursery with ornery customers where they've asked me to talk to them because they know that I can put someone in their place if need be, so. You're right. Just don't get any ideas about buying plants, killing them, and bringing them in for a refund, or you'll be one of the people that I end up yelling at! I can definitely find plants that do both -- color and are easy to maintain. There's a lot of flowers out there that really just take the bare minimum, the most you would have to do is weed the beds and water them when we're not getting a lot of rain. Which I think you can handle -- or get one of your roomies to do it for you. I've had people cry when they get embarrassed, and that one's tougher to deal with than someone just laughing it off when something goes wrong, for sure! Dr. Pepper, sour watermelon, berry… apparently they had root beer ones at some point? They also had Peeps-flavored Pepsi at some point this year!

Okay, sure. Maybe you're sort of like sunshine personified on most days! But you can be scary when someone crosses you! Not that I've seen too many people do it to you. Damn, I didn't realize that you do that! But I agree, some people do put in the effort and it just ends up dead. Or, you have some people who sit it by the window and water it every so often and wonder why they killed their plant. A mix of both? Like, I want it to look pretty but I don't want to have to keep up with the maintenance every day. So, if there's anything that could do that, I'm down. I'm sure I could ask me roommates for their input, too. That's good that she wasn't embarrassed or upset! I know some people can twist themselves into pretzels, and I always wonder how they can do that without getting hurt. Peeps are pretty fun! Did you know they make Dr. Pepper ones? You're lucky I didn't try it out with those! But thanks for the company, it was fun.

[mlarayoukai]

I think why Pepsi co didn't call the peeps Pepsi "peepsi" because it had pee in the name. All the more reason they should have called it peepsi if you ask me

[extremefrogrefrigerator]

wallace wells my spoingly blorbo tootsit wootsit pootsit dippledee shmorpsit giggle piddle waddlekins beep beep doopledee peepsie gorbsit shmoopy tiepsny wibbshmedepsykins gorb baba wawa googoo pee pee toot toot doink doink wawa piddle toot spoignsh gaga waddlekins doink doink shit tinkle princess

[nicolegendary]

my cat's name is silvie which I carefully chose so that she wouldn't need a nickname, but she still 99% of the time instead gets called beastie, the beast, beasteki, peepsy, the peeps, silverado, silvlaki or silvie-cat