#peepaw if you want i’ll be your lawyer…can’t guarantee you’ll get out of going to prison but…it’s worth a try

[cruesuffix]

anyone else want peepaw to ****** these ********? need my mans to catch a W every once in a while. peepaw if you’re seeing this im not a certified bodyguard…but i could be :)

(also the image of mick shoving vince back into the limo before he can get out and telling the driver to hit it is so funny to me, i like to think he’s had to do that for a good portion of their career. and then he’s just straightforward yes or no answers to questions, mostly because he wants nikki to stop forcing him to do interviews so bad.)

rereading @cruesuffix tags on my post for the 6th time and tbh

I'll become a vicious guard dog for that old man SO FAST JUST WATCH

also fantasising about Mick rolling up to that interview just a few seconds earlier than Vince, seeing what a mess he is, thinking "absolutely NOT", kicking Vince back into the limo with his platform heels (iconic <3) just as Vince opens the door, telling the driver to take him somewhere else, and then walking into that interview on his own and saying only what needs to be said, bare bones type of conversation, and then leaving

giving my favourite old man all the wins in my mind. he deserves the world fr 🙏