#pee standing

[beaft]

every time i see that post chiding trans men for using women's restrooms i want to chew on somebody's head. you think i LIKE using the women's restroom? you think i LIKE having to make a grim hobson's choice of "which bathroom is least likely to get me yelled at" every time i need to pee? i'm fucking flabbergasted that this is seen as "men invading female spaces" or "AFABs flexing their privilege" as opposed to, oh idk, a vulnerable group of people doing their level best to avoid being harassed and assaulted. like we are not the ones in the wrong here

[goldensunset]

i’ve been thinking about the pokémon memes where it’s like playing off of that one quote that’s like ‘truly strong trainers should try to win using their favorites’ and it’s like ‘ok well my favorite is [something blatantly overpowered]’ and it’s got me curious. how many people genuinely love pokémon that also happen to be really strong competitively?

so if you will. pick a favorite pokémon (for any reason! whether it’s cuteness or strength or nostalgia etc. no judgment) then go here https://www.smogon.com/dex/sv/pokemon/ and look it up

(you’ll see something that looks like this. see where it says tier and has some gibberish afterwards? don’t worry if you don’t know what that means but tell me what the letters/words are)

also if there are multiple forms and the distinction matters to you make sure you get the right one lol cuz the tiering can be different

edit: forgot to mention i mean specifically in SV! which is what comes up by default. rip every pokémon that either isn’t in SV (it’ll say ‘national dex’) or used to be better but has since fallen off relative to new pokémon

[limesquares]

some style tests of my guys :3

[puppyboyknot]

bladder control scenario where a transmasc who uses a STP device to use urinals has his STP taken away by the bladder controller, and then is taken out to coffee and told he is only allowed to pee using urinals today even though they both know he can’t use a urinal without the STP. the dom/me takes him out for drinks after and keeps him out of the house for hours and hours as he gets more and more desperate, to the point where he is genuinely considering trying to use a urinal without his STP. by the end of the day he has a rock-hard bladder and has to loosen his belt, and is sweating and desperate to not wet himself. when they finally get home he is only allowed to piss standing up and has to straddle the toilet and try not to miss or he knows he’ll get punished

[bamboozled-distress]

replaying bsoup and why is this actually so insanely devastating, please akarsha stand up

[lackeyhenchman]

S C E L E R I T A A A A A A A A A A A A A S !

[sectleaderjiangwanyin]

question for svsss fans: how do you read "pidw"? like how would you read it aloud/in your head?

[mydastouch]

Signs I was Trans Growing Up and Now:

Wanting an adams Apple | man’s throat | prominent neck bones

Wanting a V taper but in a man way

Wanting to pee standing up

(Kinda NSFW Pt. 1) Wanted a dick

Wanted to be muscular but like… in a man way

Wanted boys toys, esp happy meal

Wanted boys clothes (way cuter and fun imo)

WANTING BOXERS (ULTIMATE GENDER EUPHORIA)

(Kinda NSFW Pt. 2) Wanting a bulge in pants -> non sexual mostly but also horny

Wanting to wear khakis and a button up for school uniform [but like in the athletic stud / masculine physique way]

WANTING TO BE SQUARE

WANTING TO BE SCQUARE AND FIT LIKE THE GUYS IN MIDDLE SCHOOLZ. Yes I would look bc they’re hot but also because I wanted to look like them so bad (still think about some of those guys to this day.. it’s been years)

(Kinda NSFW Pt. 3) Wanting to grow a d*ck / be a futa (don’t judge I was on the internet at a VERY young age)

Speaking of, wanting to be like those case where i switch gender as a kid with puberty hitting

Curious of boys bathrooms / urinals

Wanting to be in there sooooo bad

YALL… Like I rlly wanted to PEE STANDING UP

I learned how to do girl peeing standing up (like desperate white people do in nature when there’s no bathroom ig)

Spent literal days hyper fixated on learning that

Got so happy and giddy when I learned how

(Kinda NSFW Pt. 4) Wanting to wear strap on in pants

(NSFW) Aroused at the thought of being a guy / doing guy things

(Kinda NSFW Pt. 5) Wanting a boner sooooo bad

Jealous of girls who’s parents let them dress and cut their hat like a boy

Realllly Wanting my voice to crack , so much so that I would purposely make my voice crack

Wanting a raspier voice. Wanting a gruff husky voice (not necessarily trans related but it does align) (like Catra’s voice but… masculine)

Wanting to be the main guy in the Le Disko video. I’m black but I wanted to be that lil androgynous guy so so bad

(Here’s the video for reference: https://youtu.be/OBDwYaZKfnM)

Wanting to both kiss and be Princeton and Roc Royal from Mindless Behavior my man my man my man

Wanting to dress, dance, and be like the two dancer guys from Camp Rock

(NSFW Pt. 6) Wanting a pr0state so I can have @nal org@sms

And many many others

[ghoultrifle]

phantom 'disaster trans' ghoul trying to use an stp and pissing himself every. single. time.

rain isn't complaining

[abirddogmoment]

having a prey driven dog is all fun and games until you're trying to convince her to pee in the rain and the grassy area is nothing but a gopher colony

[allgremlinart]

book 4 ep 7 "Reunions" awkward repressed double restaurant date you will always be famous you will always confound me with how you ever aired on Nickelodeon you are the funniest 4 minutes of American television in the history of ever

[i-am-dulaman]

At work and someone asked the question "if you woke up as the opposite gender what would you do for a day" and im sitting here listening to almost all the answers from the guys about what they would do as a girl and thinking "guys what i already DO all that, you can do that as a guy too!!"

Heteronormativity and gender roles are a prison

[switchytransboy]

damn bottom surgery would be so dope if it didn’t involve an entire life savings, a list of potential risks of things that could go wrong or not work after, and was more perfected and safe

it’s like i want it until i research again more and get so discouraged at the process, the pain, the money, the time it takes, the risks.

i don’t even feel the strongest need to have a dick for sex, i just have a squirrel bladder and it would be incredible to pee wherever whenever without troubles LMAO

[breeberrypies]

when your best friend on the planet ever scratches the surface of your autistic brain and picks out christmas gifts for you that feeds into your nerdy interests and favorite things.

@tallarurus 🫶

[wetslug]

i hate self flushing toilets bc i do my last wipe sTANDING UP !!! #ateasesoldier

[vee-thebee]

why yes i was in fact very normal when the cashier at the gas station brought up the magnus archives in conversation why do you ask