#peaman the batcock

[squintydrawafist]

Damian loves and supports his queer batfowls

Damian gets a pet peafowl for his birthday (sent by his mom so it's also a ninja peafowl)

Damian has two choices here (okay three but where's the fun in that) Either name the bird 'Peaman' or 'Batcock'

Peaman the Batcock and Jerry the turkey become gay bird lovers

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Bruce: "I'm gonna have to veto the Batcock part of this pet's name" Damian: "Coward" Jason: "Hypocrite" Bruce: "How???" Jason: "You let Dick go by 'Dick'"

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Steph: "Would you rather Damian name him 'Batpea the Mancock'?" Duke: "Or 'Peabat the Cockman'?" Bruce: "Stop"

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Dick: "I would like to propose the peacock be named 'Soup,' cause I thought that's what we were talking about." Damian: "No, it's too late. This is Batcock the Peaman." Alfred: "I think 'Soup' is an excellent name for a peacock." Dick: "Thank you, Alfred"

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Damian: "Everyone, I have someone to introduce you to; This is Soup the Peahen." Tim: "Where did he get another peacock??" Cass: "Found it by Robinson Park. Took it home, said it's his now." Steph: "Yeah that checks"

-- Soup is a lesbian

[squintydrawafist]

Damian gets a pet peafowl for his birthday (sent by his mom so it's also a ninja peafowl)

Damian has two choices here (okay three but where's the fun in that) Either name the bird 'Peaman' or 'Batcock'

Peaman the Batcock and Jerry the turkey become gay bird lovers

--

Bruce: "I'm gonna have to veto the Batcock part of this pet's name" Damian: "Coward" Jason: "Hypocrite" Bruce: "How???" Jason: "You let Dick go by 'Dick'"

-

Steph: "Would you rather Damian name him 'Batpea the Mancock'?" Duke: "Or 'Peabat the Cockman'?" Bruce: "Stop"

-

Dick: "I would like to propose the peacock be named 'Soup,' cause I thought that's what we were talking about." Damian: "No, it's too late. This is Batcock the Peaman." Alfred: "I think 'Soup' is an excellent name for a peacock." Dick: "Thank you, Alfred"

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Damian: "Everyone, I have someone to introduce you to; This is Soup the Peahen." Tim: "Where did he get another peacock??" Cass: "Found it by Robinson Park. Took it home, said it's his now." Steph: "Yeah that checks"

-- Soup is a lesbian