#pd crack

[pseudokap]

soul on fire

[suckinitup]

im learning really quickly that one of my favourite states to write william wisp in is having a bisexual panic attack. go little white boy go have a heart attack with the heart that can't actually beat

[luck-of-the-drawings]

IT COULD HAVE BEEN A DREAM YOU WOULDNT REMEMBER. NOW ITS A NIGHTMARE YOULL NEVER FORGET. 3 DIFFERENT SCENES!!! EACH MORE TERRIFYING THAN THE LAST. VERY PROUD OF WILLIAM, HE HAS A PLAN IN MIND AND HES ENACTING IT SO SO SO WELL! JUST AS LONG AS WILLIAM CAN TRUST WHO HES WORKING WITH, HE CAN DO ANYTHING! I DREW THIS ENTIRELY WITH PEN AND COLORED PENCIL. I FIXED MISTAKES BY GLUING PAPER OVER THINGS. YOU CAN PROBABLY SEE THAT. DID YOU KNOW THAT SOME PENS ARE SHINY IN A REALLY ANNOYING WAY THAT CATCHES THE LIGHT TERRIBLY. CLOSE UPS UNDER THE CUT. THIS TOOK WEEKS AND A MONTH LONG BREAK.

LOOK AT MY BLOOD LOOK AT MY BLOOD. I WAS WINGING THIS AND USING ALOT OF RLY SHITTY PENS. ITS THREE DIFFERENT SCENES. IF YOU KNOW EM YOU KNOW EM WELL.

[i-spaced-sorry]

Burzek wedding One Chicago One Shot.

Hi y'all! Today at work it was slow and I saw this headline on my phone.

Obviously my first reaction was "The only logical way this would happen is if something happened to Kevin" I wrote some ideas on what it would look like in that scenario and then since it was slow at work I kept building on those ideas and it turned into a weird 2010 style fanfic. I feel like this might offend some people in this fandom if I didn't say it's suppose to be like a bad fanfic, so there's your warning.

This is my take on why Voight would officiate the wedding:

“Kev, what are you doing right now?” asked Voight when Kevin picked up the phone. 

“Uh, nothing really, just going over my officiate speech for the wedding tomorrow” replied Kev while moving his laptop aside and sliding towards the edge of the couch, ready to jump up the minute his boss told him so. 

“Alright, well, I need you to run to the 31st and pick up a packet that I need from them for our next case.” 

Kevin crinkled his eyebrows in confusion. “Sarge with all due respect, but why am I going and not you? Or better yet why are they not just dropping it off the next day we are at the district. It’s 11pm. And Burgess and Ruze are getting married tomorrow so we all aren’t in the office anyway.”

Kevin could hear his boss sigh and could envision him throwing a hand down his face. 

“I need you to go now, I’m stuck at the district doing last minute paperwork before we all take off tomorrow for as you said the Burgess’ wedding.”

Sighing, Kevin got up and replied, “Okay, I’m going now. But this packet better be worth the trip.”

“Thanks” and before he knew it  his boss was hanging up on him. 

As Kevin approached the 31st, he was reminded of Kim’s recent shift at the district and how there was a drive by. Praying that didn’t happen while he was inside, he got out of his car and walked towards the entrance past the migrants.

“Hi, I’m here to pick up a packet for the Intelligence unit out of the 21st” stated Kevin while walking up to the desk Sergeant. 

Confused, the desk Sergeant looked at Kevin and replied, “I wasn’t made aware of any packet, if you just wait here a minute I’ll go take a look.” 

“Uh yea sure” stated Kevin. 

While he waited he turned around and looked out the window at the migrants. That’s when he noticed something and sure enough heavy fire happened just like with Kim. But this time, all the migrants ran into the building and the doors got locked and barricaded before he could start a chase. Great, he was now stuck inside a different district the night before his friends were supposed to be married. 

“What do you mean he’s not here!” cried Kim into her phone. She was talking to Hailey about how she needed to go over something in her vows with Kevin before the ceremony. It was 9am, a little early for a traditional wedding. But this wasn’t just a traditional wedding, this was a miracle wedding between two people who had tried various times to get married. So to them a morning wedding was perfect. 

“He texted me saying he was stuck at the 31st. They had taken really bad fire late last night and the migrants came into the district and a guy who blended in with the migrants has now taken it upon himself to tie up every officer who was there and has taken over the district. Apparently the 1st shift officers got there around 7 this morning and are right now trying to negotiate with the man.” replied Hailey over the phone. She was on her way to the venue and wished she could drive faster to be there for her friend. 

“Ugh!” replied Kim before hanging up the phone and tossing it to the side and beginning to sob. 

“Darlin? Are you alright?”  called Adam. Kim looked up from her sobbing and turned her head towards the door. 

“No, you can’t come in here! It’s bad luck” sniffled Kim. 

“I know, but I wanted to let you know we will work this out.” soothed Adam from behind the door. 

“How? We only have the venue for 2hrs and Kevin’s not here! Who is going to officiate the wedding?”

Kim sobbed some more but could hear some rustling behind the door and then she heard, “Kim, I can officiate your wedding.”

“Voight, I don’t know, do you even have your license?” asked Kim hesitantly.

“Yes, I have my license. Let’s get the two of you married!”

“Are you okay with that darlin?” asked Adam, checking his soon to be wife was okay with it. 

“Yea, that’s okay.”

Hailey looked at the church room where her friends were about to get married and she smiled. It was an intimate enough space but also had exactly the vibes of her friends. It was perfect. As she walked down the aisle to her seat, she looked up and noticed her boss standing at the front with Adam. She was confused for a second but then realized that since Kevin was held up at the 31st, that he was filling in. ‘Even though my marriage fell apart, I at least knew not to get our boss involved in our wedding or marriage….Well at the beginning, he obviously snuck his way in later.” she thought to herself. 

Soon the wedding began and the bridal shower, which consisted of Adam’s cousin and Kim’s cousin and that was it, came down the aisle. Next was Mack in her flower dress. She threw the petals and smiled extra big at Hailey. And then finally, Kim herself came down the aisle in her beautiful wedding dress and redone makeup. 

On the other side of town, The negotiators were still at work trying to get the man inside to cooperate. “Come on man, just take the plea deal.” begged Kevin while checking his watch again. He was missing his best friends’ wedding for this shit. 

After 10 more minutes of back and forth the man finally agreed to the terms and opened the doors. Kevin ran out, hung onto a responding officer's arms and pleaded his reasoning to get his statement at a later date. The officer was sympathetic to the fellow officer in blue and allowed him to go. Kevin got in his car and sped off for the church. 

Back at the church, Adam had just finished his vows, when the chapel doors slammed open and Jay ran in, “No, I object to the wedding of these two!”

Kim and Adam stood there mouths agape. Hailey looked at her ex and exclaimed, “My guy! My brother from another mister, my ex husband who will forever be my best friend, what in God’s green Earth are you doing?” 

Jay shook his head and stated, “I don’t really, I’ve just always wanted to do that. Carry on.” and with that he walked to sit next to Hailey, who smacked him upside the head rightfully so. 

“Why is Voight officiating and not Kev?” stage whispered Jay to Hailey. 

“He got caught up at a district and is now in a lockdown, I don’t like Voight officiating either”

“He’s bad news.” stage whispered Jay again. 

Looking to her right, like in a sitcom, Hailey deadpanned, “You don’t say”

“Uh, guys?” coughed Adam from his spot at the front. 

Looking up, the two hummed. 

“Can we get back to getting married?”

“Sorry” replied the two while looking at their feet like lost puppies.

Whipping into a parking space, he shut the engine off, opened and slammed the door shut and ran up the church steps. Opening the door, he opened the second set of doors leading to the chapel and he heard the words, 

“....Burgess take Adam Ruzek to be your lawfully wedded husband?”

As he heard his best friend reply yes, he dropped to his knees and screamed “no, I missed my best friends getting married” and sobbed. 

Quickly when the small group turned his way, he got up and made his way into the pew behind Hailey and Jay.

The wedding finished up and the happy couple walked down the aisle. 

Later at the reception, after Kevin apologized to his friends, he walked up to his boss. 

“Sorry about what happened at the district” apologized Voight. 

Looking mad, Kevin stated, “Me too. Especially since after all that, the Desk Sergeant claimed you already picked up the packet early that day. 

Voight stared at his officer before responding, “hmm. I guess I did. Oh well, sorry for the trouble.” Then he shrugged and walked away leaving Kevin pissed.

[oceansand-tides]

[ELEMENTALS ONE SHOT SPOILERS]

Was Shockwave still awake when you were holding him. Did he die in your hands as the electricity from his powers made his body short circut? Did you watch the light fade from his eyes.

*He stops for a second. He takes a shakey deep breath in, then out.*

I'm not going to answer that.

[anachronistic-falsehood]

VYNCENT NAT 20 ON VEHICLES??????

[phthartic-fox]

I mean, it’s no surprise that Jungkook loves bang pd-nim…

[bizlybebo]

omg we only have like. a month until (possibly) wonderlust starts releasing. explodes and screams and cries with joy

[loslotharios]

[a-little-bit-of-tradition]

[thena0315]

I gotta say, One Chicago ships rarely gets a happy ending

I have so many OTPs that ended up becoming crack ships cause the shows (Fire, PD, Med) keeps breaking them up 😭

[suckinitup]

i got curious and uh

and when i started listening to prime defenders:

yeah i m normalmode

[dykes4timrand]

calling it now the goobleck that fell into pd will be one of guardians that helps get the great power

[kitwilsonsass]

i gotta say

SOMETHING i was on

really fucking with my brain at night

i assume the steroids because it said it could cause insomnia and like no it's the opposite i pass out in a millisecond and then have the most wild fucking dreams every single night

last night i was in a huge field with someone and we were trying to harvest peaches (?) from plants in the ground (?) to make applesauce (?????) because i was out of it in the fridge and didn't have a way to get to the store because everything was farms and forest (i blame the snl skit for this) but like

it wasnt PLANTS OF PEACHES

it was

like

A LAKE OF PEACH APPLESAUCE

LIKE WADING THROUGH

KNEE DEEP

APPLESAUCE

??????

[intertexts]

hes so cool i love you virion sol.

[beeben]

On my trip i hope ill be inspired enough to write again