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𝙋𝙞𝙘𝙠 𝙊𝙣𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙈𝙮 "𝙒𝙚𝙞𝙧𝙙" 𝘾𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙨 - 𝙎𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙁𝙪𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧/𝙎𝙥𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚'𝙨 𝙌𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙠𝙨

This tarot reader will NOT apologize for art (nor crushes). I put weird in quotes because I believe there is nothing wrong in crushing on these people! I'm saving my ass here, ok? Anyway, here's some of of your future spouse's weirder side -- it's warts and all, after all!

Disclaimer: Tarot does not replace any sort of advice from a trusted professional that went to college for 8+ years to be there. It also does not always get things right. The future changes all the time and a responsible tarot reader can only assure 80% of their readings will be correct at any given point in time. Remember to take what you look at and go “huh, that could be me,” and leave the rest. Be conscious about your tarot content consumption and drink lotsa agua, amigo(a)(x).

Group 1 - Jason Schwartzman

Cards: Tower, Page of Swords, Queen of Pentacles, 3 of Wands, 5 of Cups, 7 of Wands.

Considering this is a quirks reading, the Tower here likely represents your FS is someone who can’t stand still. The Tower always breaks and your FS is someone who is always either bouncing their leg, chewing on their lip, making a run for it, etc. With the Page of Swords, they may be someone with a lot of knowledge, but it’s all baby knowledge. They’re not experts in anything too extensively and they might jump from interest to interest with reckless abandoning. They look really excited to share it too, so they may be someone who hyper fixates on things and over shares at the times they see fit – which may not always be the times others see fit.

For the Queen of Pentacles I can see that they penny pinch, could have a hard time spending any sort of money on small things – even a chocolate bar could be difficult for them, they’d be staring at it for ten minutes deciding whether or not to get it. Classic ADHD or Autism spectrum (they could also not have any of these, but that is the vibe).

3 of Wands indicates to me that they’re quite dedicated to things and can be quite stubborn. They’ll stand their ground even if they are not seeing the outcome simply because they believe things very strongly. They definitely focus on the bright side to a fault, which may lead to disappointment. They also might be a messy person who doesn’t clean their room unless it’s really bad. They’ll do it themselves, but they’ll hate every step of the process.

Rebel Deck Card for your FS: “Eat your fucking vegetables. Eat some shit made by Mother Nature”

Your person is kind of a train wreck, I kinda love them for it. They’re the clueless cute kind of train wreck. They might eat junk food A LOT simply cause it’s easier than getting their ass off the couch and fixing themselves something a little better. They’d benefit from some broccoli every now and then.

Song: Do I Wanna Know? by Arctic Monkeys

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Group 2 - Rick Moranis

Cards: Emperor, 4 of Pentacles, 9 of Cups, 4 of Swords, 2 of Pentacles, 9 of Pentacles.

With the Emperor and 9oC here, your person might be quite boisterous or dramatic. They give me a Richie Tozier from It vibe, perhaps less foul mouthed, but also perhaps not. They’re a bit more grounded than pile one for sure, though. In fact they are super down to Earth and mature, they’re just insane.

With the 4oP, I see that they might be quite possessive of you and that is a quirk because of the way they do it. They whine. They’re like “noooo babeeee but I wanted youuu to be with meeeee today” in that baby voice. They’re quite cute but they can be annoying. Playfully annoying, annoying in a cute and very endearing way, but annoying. They might like to make EVERYONE laugh all the time. They love making their friends and loved ones laugh, and believe it’s what they were put on this Earth to do.

Another quirk I’m seeing is that they like to sleep and might do it quite a lot. Fourteen hours at a time if you or life lets them. And if they wake up, they’ll go right back to sleep if they don’t have anything planned. They definitely like to jump from one project to another, but unlike pile 1, they know how to make money. All of their projects yield success. They might care about their appearance, not to a fault, but they hide it, so if you mention it they’ll be bashful about it like “Oh, no, me? I just put something random on today” which is a lie.

They could also be a pull your pigtails kinda guy too, but if you get genuinely mad, they’ll back away and be like “oh no what have I done?” They like to shower you with compliments, but definitely like to make fun of you more just cause it’s so funny to see your face. It's cute. They’re not mean spirited towards you though. Sometimes they might say things they don’t mean, but it’s never to you, so you’re safe from their extraordinary mouth, at least in that regard. They also might like to drink soda quite a lot, that’s one of their big things, maybe addiction to one of them (to me is Coca Cola, so to them it could be that too, or Fanta, or Sprite, etc).

Rebel Deck Card for you FS: “You = Tight Ass. Loosen the fuck up. Control freaks don’t get laid.”, “Fuck fear. It will lie to your face.”

Hey, you got two! This person is someone who comes across as boisterous and etc, but could be quite afraid. Nonetheless, they’ll be the ones to give the loosen up advice to their friends, although they need it themselves. In fact they need both these cards themselves. Your person seems really, genuinely kind. A very sweet and loving person who likes to make others happy and wouldn’t be afraid to stand up for what it’s right, but for themselves the plot is a little different.

Song: Holiday/Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day (hey two songs as well! Your person might like Green Day. This is also about how they like to present themselves as a holiday but there’s more under the surface).

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Group 3 - Charlie Day

Cards: Tower, Page of Pentacles, Knight of Pentacles (rx), 9 of Swords, 7 of Pentacles, 5 of Wands.

Your person might have trouble fixing their feet on the ground. A dreamer for sure, might be prone to the maladaptive kind as well. They like to look to the wall and dissociate. You might look at them when they’re not talking to you and see them staring fixedly at the floor and the ceiling. They’ll laugh if they see you catching them, though.

Your person might be a little immature, but they know how not to be, they just don’t want to cause it’s funny. They definitely give me teenager vibes, more the kind that didn’t entirely grow up than anything else. Definitely know way more than they let on, though. With the 9oS they might have some strange dreams, some weird premonitory ones, that they’ll tell you as if it’s nothing, but will always turn out right. They might like to get into arguments for fun (ENTP vibes) and abstain when they realize that it’s not a friendly dispute anymore.

They like to shock by being one thing, then another, then another. They never look the same person twice, they might change clothes and style often. Definitely care about their appearance a lot. This is sort of the immature version of pile 2, but different because they are like this and they enjoy being like this. An iconoclast. Huge 70s punk vibe, breaking stereotypes and etc.

They might be a reckless spender, terrible at making money, but they always come put on top no matter what. Very lucky individual. People tend to gravitate towards them, to like them. Very interesting person.

Rebel Deck Card for you FS: “Step away from the crazy-making diet for a hot second. Kale and Spirulina taste like ass. Eat some yummy shit. Bacon. Chocolate. Beer. Get some.”

Your person will encourage you to do the above. They want you to be happy and they think you look beautiful just the way you are, you don’t need to go on crazy diets and what not. You’re absolutely fine.

Song: Oh! Darling! by The Beatles (fitting. They give me John Lennon vibes but just the saying things to shock or not caring what others think part, not the spousal abuse and cheating part (although he got better as he went on his life).

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