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Capitalism cancels everything I find joy in
#Yes I haven't posted to Tumblr in years#Yes I'm salty about netflix shows#Also my favourite pair of pants are being discontinued#My other favourite pair cost me $$ but they ripped in less than a year#capitalism is a scam
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I dont do drugs
I get my high off of standing up too fast but refusing to stand still to let the dizziness pass and instead just stumble around confused and almost falling down the stairs
#Hi I haven't been here in a long time#I didnt come back because of destiel#This is just the only place this post will succeed#Okay maybe destiel reminded me that Tumblr exists#Don't sue me
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I was at a party last night and this weird nerd guy was screaming and punching the wall whenever he missed at beer pong and I cornered him later and I was like “Hey, can I give you some constructive criticism?” And he was like “Uhh ok.” And I was like “People would like you a lot more if you weren’t going around screaming and punching walls like a fucking creep.” And he got really scared and asked “Are you going to kill me?” And I literally dont understand how he got that from what I said. I think I’m scarier than I realize.
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the college I went for my associates had a river that ran through campus where my friends and i swam between classes and I just ran into a girl who graduated with me and she told me that since the river just ran right behind her dorm sometimes she’d put on a swimsuit and put all her stuff in a dry bag and get on an innertube and float downstream to campus and then just get out and put on her clothes and go to class and I’ve been thinking about that all week
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These 3 always go to bed like this. (via sirmakoto)
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also like I love how avengers infinity war was about having AS MANY CHARACTERS AS POSSIBLE and avengers: endgame is just like here’s eight white people
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oh good lord it’s bad if fox news is also with them
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have you guys ever seen a hummingbird in its nest
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