I don’t play payday 3 but I think the funniest possible thing that they could do is make joy and pearl a gay couple, not just cause it’d be cute but because it’d be funny as hell.
Imagine being any of the other guys, your in you 50s, life’s kicking ya, but on the bright side your 20 year old hacker does return to the gang and brings with her one of the most butch woman you have ever met in your life. Like the definition of it and to top it off they do everything together, they do missions together. Imagine the comedy of a bunch of fifty year old men trying really really hard to show their support without a, making it weird, and b, probably not knowing shit about how to do so. Imagine how awkward and funny it would be for everyone involved. Just dallas, bless his soul, being like “you know, I enjoy woman as well” and joy is dying on the inside because how do you even respond.
Anyway, worst head cannon on earth but as a gay person it would be so funny.
So I heard Joy was gonna be in Payday 3 at launch. Most people are indifferent to her, but I enjoy Joy. I’m going to main the shit out of her in Payday 3
Joy speaks with her new teammate Pearl in a bar and finds herself more fond than she meant to be.
Okay so yesterday I realized something, there won't be any Pearl fanfic yet, I also realized that from what we know of her rn she'd make a fun pairing with Joy (aka one of my favs of Payday) so I decided to hit serveal birds with one stone.