#patricia shithead and the quest for power

[maloosh-baloosh64]

you'll fight a variety of strange and perplexing foes on your quest for power in Patricia Shithead and The Quest for Power™ releasing in 2025 for Gameclam(not a real qonsole) and PC(<- real one)

Moon Face II (the classic guy from the unfinished masterpiece Square Legs:Qaudrilateral Quest (RIP (REST IN Piece))

DallHead (DALIN H OAKS FROM MORMON CHUCH JUMPSCARE!!!)

The Gasman™(original character)

BataSwing (idk man)

PowerCorp™ Boomer™ (watch those wrist wrockets!)

Mr. 28 Stab Wounds (blood!!!! scary!!!!! (He's kinda cute sensitive style and woke style tho 😳))

Chin Weenchester(i love you dean (get's dragged to supper hell (kratos is there 💀))))

Who will you kill on your quest for power? will it be me? will it be super mario wielding a gun? (gario?) only one way to find out!

[maloosh-baloosh64]

im cooking a very shitposty rpg maker game in the vain of stuff like "Megaman Sprite Game" or a tumblr post where the op made an rpg maker game where you fight a floating clown named "my son" while mf doom's rap snitches knitches ytp plays. i've posted some stuff for it here and there

it's called "Patricia Shithead and the Quest for Power"

here's also my itch.io and gamejolt

I am being so serious when I say: if you have the financial and time privilege to get a group of friends together and make an indie project, PLEASE do. Indie games, indie animations, indie comics etc etc

the art industries are kind of in the shitter. It’s not so much because of AI (though that doesn’t help) but because studios just aren’t hiring people and funding projects anymore. People who’ve been in the industry for decades are finding themselves struggling, and once you have a mortgage or kids it’s harder to do something as risky as making something on your own.

completing projects is hard. it takes a lot of time and effort, and most people can’t afford it. so if you CAN afford to make art, even at the risk of no financial gain, I strongly encourage you to be as resilient as you can. We’re at a point where these industries are not going to turn around by themselves, and waiting for jobs to open up again in order to get experience and portfolio work might not be realistic.

people have been making art and telling stories longgggg before we were getting paid for it, and people aren’t going to stop just because no one has hired them to do so.

for everyone else: support indie artists when you can!!!! That person who made that cool indie game or youtube animation or webcomic might be doing this full time! your support might be the only reason they’re able to keep doing it.

and if you have already started an indie project: you’re so brave and I’m very proud of you!!! in fact, drop a link to it in the reblogs if you want! 👇

[maloosh-baloosh64]

slightly shitty battle song from my new game

[maloosh-baloosh64]

hey. uh. *checks notes* you suck

(this is my first hate mail be nice please)

OUWCHIEEEEEEEE MY FEELINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW YOU MUST FUCKING DIEEEE

thank you for the mail it was funny <3