#pathetic loserman legacy

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I- you know what, I don't even want to know.

Melodie has taken up the mantle of the car building! I'm curious to see which one we'll get next, I've never used it much before.

Also when the fuck did Stan get a limo?!

So of course, like the moral upstanding celebrity he is, Stan met up with Ashley Alto again, literally just after she'd given birth, to woohoo with her in the hospital she just left.

Y'know maybe I was wrong, maybe Stan is some deranged serial killer type instead.

Stan: 'Oh Watcher you are so determined for this baby to be mine, aren't you?'

Stan: 'UNTIL I GET THE MOODLET THERE'S NO PROOF- '

Ashley, meanwhile, has abandoned her newborn to bang Stan in the back of the cinema. Classy.

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okay SO

Stan the Pathetic Loserman has completed his LTW. Now *obviously* I don't want the carnage to stop so I have a number of ideas for how to continue the challenge for subsequent gens because I'm enjoying myself.

I have a number of ideas here:

Option 1: The classic legacy. Heir poll for one of Stan's kids, with their rolled traits, for the next challenge. Stay in Isla Paradiso until my computer explodes.

Option 2: Wait until all kids have aged up with their five rolled traits. Pick the one who is most like Stan/heir poll if there's multiple (eg August is in the running because he has Diva) and they continue on Stan's morally dubious slutty legacy of eight million children whilst doing the challenge. Probably in a new neighbourhood to avoid hooking up with cousins.

Option 3: Entirely new save. Same old Stan. He continues his manwhore thieving ways in a new neighbourhood, just a different way of earning money.

Option 4: Stan in an entirely new neighbourhood but with his one random trait (the No Sense of Humour one) rolled again each time. So idk he might get genius this time and become a slutty scientist. For example.

Option 5: You hate all of these and have another idea (reblog or put in tags)

Poll below! I am open to suggestion but primarily I want to keep making content people enjoy! So please let me know your thoughts:

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Savannah: 'Psst. Hey. You do know you're not the only woman he's sleeping with, right?'

Oh boy has she got that right.

Meet Danny Alto, which should come as no surprise considering how many times Stan met up with Ashley. His two traits arreeeeee Coward? I think, and the other one is definitely Computer Whiz. I'm actually kind of impressed Stan is 4 for 4 on adorable kids.

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The sole reason I picked this lot is because it had this little cove there and the chance to make some money - snorkelling! I figured Stan is the type to hang around the beach all day and try to sell overpriced shells.

This is just reminding me of Ashton's "luxury private island," all over again.

Stan's latest paramour/victim was a Carolina Ithaca who had a pretty high celebrity level, yet she's impressed by his level one Scuba Diving skill. I despair.

He didn't get into any houses tonight so he stole the big-ass planter from the festival which DEFINITELY won't go unnoticed. Who is even buying these? How did he get it back home?

Stan: 'Muscles, babe.'

Oh it's really a legacy challenge now.

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Completely unsurprising, Florita did run off as soon as she got to the lot. Unfortunately, Stan got Persephone's phone number, and she seemed to find "sleazebag in zebraprint," attractive. Maybe standards are ultra low in Isla Paradiso.

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so. got inspired by @hazely-sims and their wonderful legacy, and then watched a wonderfully chaotic Call Me Kevin Sims 2 rags to riches video and decided to devise a challenge of my own.

Meet this loserman Stanley Harden. Or "Stan the Man," as he likes to call himself.

The goal of this challenge is to get 100,000 simoleans-

Stan: 'But I don't want a job! I like in literal paradise why would I waste away in an office?'

Good, you're not getting one. Instead, Stan is seducing every woman in town, and woohooing them somewhere in their house and staying the night. Once he's done, he steals one item that he can sell or keep, and that's how he makes his income.

However! Stan "doesn't like the way condoms feel," so uses Risky Woohoo which I have set at 25%. If the lady shows up pregnant, Stan has to take the baby.

Stan: 'And how the fuck is that meant to work?'

Get good? Yeah, he has zero money and lives in an empty field. Good luck figuring that one out.

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simblr followers - how do I go about uploading a sim when I use a ton of replacement CC? Do I have to strip all the CC out and upload them, or can I upload them as is and anyone else's game will replace the CC with their own files (if they don't have the CC installed?)

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Maya: 'I am IN HELL!'

Yeah you know what I can't exactly disagree

Savannah: 'Okay, okay, they've stopped screaming. For now.'

Thank the gods, Stan needs to get on teaching them some toddler skills.

Too late

Here's Levar, who rolled Neat and is therefore doomed to clean the house forever

Kyle got... Bot Fan. So he's just a lil weirdo :)c

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House spam time!

Dudebro living room

God it's such a shithole already and it's barely been lived in

Upstairs: Stan's fancy seduction bar. Downstairs: the sad little play area for the kids he ignores.

This is a little balcony that overlooks the hall, so I turned it into a playroom.

This hall, specifically.

Levar: 'Why are there babies on the floor?'

Oh you sweet summer child

Despite spending hundreds of thousands on the house, the kids all have to share. So this is August and Danny's room (soon to be followed by the Not-Twins), and the nursery will be spillover space.

Apologies for the weird angles, I was working with some interesting corners.

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Savannah: 'And what do we do with naughty children?'

The Not-Twins: 'GIVE TO BEES!'

Savannah I swear to god stop killing them before they reach heir age.

Why do we have a bee box, you ask? Weeeeellllll~

NEW HOUSE!

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Stan is actually doing pretty well with the boys. That'ssssss Kyle, I think? And Stan is wanting to teach him all his skills, which is kind of nice. He's taught Levar most of his, too.

The Almost-Twins hehe. They're very cute.

oh for FUCKS SAKE

Jaimee: 'So remember how the Watcher told me to run for the hills?'

You are big stupid. All of you.

Stan: 'If I can't see the baby, it goes away, that's how this works- '

Shut up, Stan. Meet Emmett. Not this one:

August: 'So how do *I* get that much game?'

YOU'RE TWELVE SHUT UP

Stan: 'My CHILD, my PROTEGE- '

I hate all of you.

Here look. Look at Damien. Isn't he a cutie:

His two traits are Loves the Outdoors and Genius :)c

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We're back, folks. Romance is going swimmingly (haha) in Stan-land.

Maya: 'I can't believe you're making me do this.'

I can, I want merbabies.

Maya: 'Are you fucking kidding me?!'

Yeah, now that you mention it, I am getting a bit sick of looking at this grotty house. Watch this space.

Birthday time for Melodie! I am so sorry about your childhood.

She's absolutely gorgeous and her final trait is Perceptive.

Melodie: 'Cool, so that means I'm smart enough to get the fuck out of dodge?'

HA, not likely. We need the babysitters. Does anyone know how to put sims up for download without CC? Like, would I need to reupload a totally stripped down version in a clean game? Let me knoooow I want to share her <3

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August, as you can imagine, is not pleased by yet another baby brother (seriously this is like the fifth boy in a row now)

Stan: 'B-but you're supposed to be my mini-me! My protegé! You're being so MEAN!'

August: 'Because now I have to listen to THREE babies screaming through the walls!'

Well, not quite. Two toddlers and one baby! Yaaaay! :'D

So first up is Kyle, with the Loner and Good Sense of Humour traits.

And this is Levar, with the Perfectionist and Lucky traits!

Weirdly, Stan seems to really like these two. He started rolling wants for them to learn skills immediately.

Stan: 'It's because I'm famous now, sweetie. I have an image to uphold.'

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Meanwhile, trouble in the legacy house. In the sense we have two babies and one adult.

Stan: 'Oh yeah, I kinda forgot they do that crying thing.'

Because you do so little actual parenting?

Stan: 'Yeah, like -- where's their real mother?'

Stan: 'You can hear them crying all the way out here, why aren't you doing anything?'

Melodie: 'I was helping Savannah with her homework- '

August: 'Aaaaaand she hasn't fixed the dishwasher- '

SHUT UP AUGUST

August: 'And you! Were you just too stupid to do your homework by yourself? We could've had peace and quiet AND a working dishwasher- '

Danny: 'Um, guys, I just want to get to the shower- '

Right you know what, it's time for Savannah's birthday.

She is absolutely gorgeous and I love her. Her new trait is Dislikes Children, which should come as a surprise to absolutely no one.

Savannah: 'Oh, I am judging the fuck out of you right now.'

And why is that, you may ask?

Say hi to Damien, everyone!

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O shit. Might as well declare him heir now.

For some reason Stan is obsessed with Ashley Alto, to the point of carving her name into his laptop writing her love letters. It's almost cute.

Stan has a ton of cash at the moment so I bought him a fuckboy a car as I could manage for a quick trip to the Ichtaca house.

Where he promptly stole the TEENAGE SON'S car on the way out. This man. But then...

Stan: 'Where're we going, Jeeves?'

Jeeves: 'My name is Sid- '

Stan: 'Yeah yeah, whatever, man. You gonna tell me what that phone call was all about?'

No, but I will:

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Oh this is heartwarming-

Stan: 'You're doing great, buddy... now, wonder if I can bang Gabriela here in the photo tent?'

Never mind.

Stan: 'Heeeey Mels, you can keep an eye on the kids for me, right? I have a hot date at the theatre right about now...'

Stan: '... with four gorgeous ladies.'

Off the top of my head, that's Florita Hernandez on the right, Ashley Alto in the middle, Palmira with the braid, and Chantel/Chavel/crazy teleporting stalker lady in brown.

In the meantime, here's August! He already looks a lot like Stan, keeps accusing his siblings of something or other for the ~drama~ and his third trait is also Night Owl! Tbh with his Diva trait he's so far the strongest contender for heir, but we'll see how badly adjusted the other kids turn out.