#pastor jerome jeffries compilation

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Hi! May I request a match-up if you're still doing them, please? I'm 5'5" with blue eyes and brown hair that is cut into a pixie cut. I am a special education teacher and I am patient, always try to be nice to everyone, and am trying to stay positive even through the bouts of sadness that I fall into. I don't have very many friends and am shy, preferring to keep to myself and don't like being around big crowds. I like to write and take pictures in my free time!

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Pastor Jerome Jeffries!

you and jerome first crossed paths when you volunteered to run the sunday school classes for children. 

the two of you would run into each other in the mornings, and eventually, it became such a reoccurrence that he would bring breakfast and you’d bring the coffee.

whenever he sees you around fall’s end, you always have a smile on your face and offer a hand whenever someone seems to be in need of help.

you have a small but close group of friends that includes but is not limited to: wheaty, grace, and jess (the also more shy and quiet bunch), but also sharky and hurk (they’re a package deal and its fun to sit on the sidelines and watch them get into trouble)

eventually he’ll very nervously ask to see you outside of church. he takes you to a really nice restaurant (well nice for hope county) out in the valley.

the first few times you had a rough week or two in a row you didn’t say anything, but jerome could tell something was wrong.

it wasn’t until you’d been dating for a few months and he was comfortable with what he noticed that he said something.

“are you okay? i’ve noticed that something seems a little off.” “i’ll be alright, it just…you know. have a hard time every now and then.” “how about we go for a walk and then go back to my place for comfort food and ice cream?”

jerome will ask to read your writing every now and then, but will never ask more than once at a time so that he doesn’t make you insecure or uncomfortable.

but it’s his guilty pleasure. he loves to see what goes on in your head on paper. he also likes to write his sermons in the same room as you so he can watch your forehead scrunch in thought. 

you have to sneak photos of jerome to really catch him in his element, otherwise he gets shy and cracks a smile. not a good model for immersive photos but can be an absolute clown with posed ones.

i hope you enjoy it! my requests and commissions are open!

[lulu2992]

I’m done compiling everything I learned listening to Far Cry 5′s audio files so I can now post the “reports”!

There were of course many things we already knew and many lines we’ve already heard but there were also some lines I don’t remember ever hearing before and I’m sure a few of them are not in the game. I didn’t include every single detail but I kept what I thought was important (or funny). I only took into account what I know is in the game or what doesn’t contradict canon but I will of course talk about all the “unreleased” content I found!

Under the cut is what will become the masterpost once I’m done posting all the posts (and what to expect in the next 50 days). In the end, it’s basically going to be a “mini wiki” :)

What I learned listening to Far Cry 5′s audio files

The game’s lore, as told by its characters.

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Holland Valley

Guns and Fangs for Hire

Grace Armstrong

Nicholas “Nick” Rye

Boomer

Fall’s End

Pastor Jerome Jeffries

Mary May Fairgrave

Casey Fixman

Other characters

Kimiko “Kim” Rye

Merle Briggs

Doctor Larry Parker

Zip Kupka

Willis Huntley

Wendell Redler

Kenny Hyde

Whitetail Mountains

Guns and Fangs for Hire

Hurk Drubman Junior

Jess Black

Cheeseburger

The Whitetail Militia

Eli Palmer

Tammy Barnes

Wheaty

Walker

Other characters

Hurk Drubman Senior

Doctor Sarah Perkins

Chad Wolanski

Skylar Kohrs

Dave Fowler

Wade Fowler

George Wilson

Bo Adams

Dylan

Henbane River

Guns and Fangs for Hire

Adelaide Drubman

Charlemagne “Sharky” Victor Boshaw

Peaches

The Cougars

Virgil Minkler

Tracey Lader

Doctor Charles Lindsey

Other characters

Aaron “Tweak” Kirby

Xander Flynn

Wilhelmina Mable

Nadine Abercrombie

Sherri Woodhouse

Guy Marvel

Others

Richard “Dutch” Roosevelt

Clutch Nixon

Anne

The Hope County Sheriff’s Department

The Sheriff and his Deputies

Sheriff Earl Whitehorse

Deputy Joey Hudson

Deputy Staci Pratt

The Junior Deputy

Others

Marshal Cameron Burke

Nancy

Eden’s Gate

The Father and his Heralds

Joseph Seed

Jacob Seed

John Seed

Faith Seed

Eden’s Gate

Hope County

The outside world

Information about the “Far Cry 5 Universe”

The Book of Joseph

Far Cry Absolution

Inside Eden’s Gate

Far Cry New Dawn

Miscellaneous

Remnants of abandoned storylines, “unreleased” content, and contradictions

New Seed content