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#Easter#Easter memes#Jesus memes#passion of the Christ#passion of the Christ 2#Passover#Passover memes#last supper#the last supper#lol#lmao#twitter#funny
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you haven’t had a true test of patience if you haven’t ironed linen clothing with pleats or frills
#jesus fucking christ.#it took me a damn HOUR howeverrr i forgot to mention yk how i was talking abt wanting to find a white skort for the summer just like miyeon#in the my bag university fancam set? WELL I FOUND ITTT and it looks like a skirt from every direction and it’s pleated and white linen and#soooo cute however a BITCH to iron#okay it’s 9 pm and rather than blogging i feel like continuing reviewing this paper LMAOOO girls i think ive found my true passion#you get to 1) yap 2) do research and find out new stuff 3) help someone publish a better quality paper#and im eating cherries drinking lemonade as i do it 🙂↕️ anywayyyy later my tumblr angels 💋
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kinda want to make a list of all the movies i’ve seen this year, but maybe the list is too long for me to accurately recall and honestly this year blends significantly with the last one so idk know what would be from this year
#in the last few weeks#i watched#requiem for a dream#se7en#reptile#the talented mr ripley#the menu#hereditary#apocalypto#mandy#(again)#smile#with plans to watch a few more as well#i also saw gravity this year and john carpenters the thing#both were great#the ring#being john malkovich#a simple plan#american beauty#mulholland drive#austin powers#upgrade#the passion of the christ#mollys game#austin powers 2
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Fearless Stewards
The thought of God’s approaching fills many people with fearful thoughts. But the way Jesus arrived in Jerusalem on Palm Sunday should demonstrate for us that instead of fear, we can be both fearless and rejoicing at His coming.
Listen to the podcast of this post by clicking on the player below, and you can also subscribe on Apple, Spotify, or Audible. https://craigtowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/fearless-stewards.mp3 I’ve noticed over the years that some people get quite nervous—even fearful—with the thought of God coming close to then. Some people have told me, “I can’t go to church—the roof will fall in on…
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#2 Peter#Calvary Assembly of God#Gospel of John#Gospel of Luke#Gospel of Mark#Gospel of Matthew#Jesus Christ#no fear#Palm Sunday#Passion Week#prophecy#Psalm#Psalm 139#Romans#sermon#stewardship#Zechariah
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#polls#2004 in film#shrek 2#harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban#spider-man 2#the incredibles#the passion of the christ#the day after tomorrow#meet the fockers#troy#shark tale#ocean’s twelve
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Not me having to google a Motel 6 and then going ahh yeah the one with the red number (and wondering in what movie/show have I seen one) 🫠
As a teenager from the 00’s I can attest about the going out to fool around with one’s 3 years older significant other, that’s an universal thing no matter the country we’re from.
I’m my case it was always that one friend you know is alone at their home most of the time so we all went there
Yeah we were all delinquents 🥴 that's why I think it's so funny sometimes hearing zoomers talk about some stuff because like, I know every generation of kids does weird shit their parents would kill them over but also being scandalized by a teenager dating,,, an older teenager is wild to me because we were all doing that when I was young. I literally saw a tweet of some kid I assume replying to someone who was talking about being 15 and dating a 17yo and they were like omg you were groomed, and I just... I just had to stare blankly at a wall for an hour for my brain to reboot
#gabywithoutthedollhouse#when my ex snd I met i was 14 and she was 17 and we dated for 2 years#well we started dating a year later and then dated for 2 years. so knew each other a total of 3 years#at no point was she ever the one calling any shots🥴#“well she was older and could've manipulated y—” she was a volleyball player who read Shakespeare for fun and cried at passion of the christ#i promise you. no. lol
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guy who has stigmata voice yeah the week i broke my switch was worse than this
#grayling#my ocs#my dad made us watch the passion of the christ and my only take away from it is i have Got to make someone with stigmata. thatd be cool#uhv joke in 3....2...1......
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godspell for top ten funniest musicals of all time actually
#its literally like. act 1 Jesus parables. act 2 passion of christ#its like Jesus' ministry if he was yas#one of the songs has the lyric someones got to be oppressed. it is one of the best songs in the show#its controversial bc it doesn't show Jesus' resurrection#the man dies and the show ENDS#OH. the other like best song from the show has someone say cmon Jesus lets perform some miracles in a very wink wink way#its such a weird show I love it#ben talks#godspell
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Grace Nugget for 4.25.23
Grace Nuggets: Simple reminders of God’s great love for you.
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#1 Corinthians 1:2#addictions#Built with Grace#Christianity#Daily Devotional#Daily Encouragement#God#God&039;s love#God&039;s promises#God&039;s Word#grace#Grace Nuggets#Holy Bible#Holy Spirit#Jesus Christ#Mike Fisk#passion for God#second chances#strength#worship
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#passion of the Christ#passion of the Christ 2#passion of the Christ sequel#Mel Gibson#Jim caviezel#Jesus movie#2 passion 2 Christ#2023 movies#tweets#funny tweets#lol#lmao#new movies#Golden globes 2023#twitter#funny#gif#meme
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So there will be a new Passion of the Christ movie. Let me save you some time. It is the latter part of The book The Dolorous passion of our Lord Jesus Christ.
Jesus, after his brutal death, is sent to the underworld free the saints. The ones in Purgatory and Limbo while Demon Hunting with Angels.
He presents his body to God and gains a powerful staff.
He fights a Dragon with a Human Head.
It should be called Jesus Christ Demon Hunter
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Edit: I fucking. Said "us" in the notes. I am not even Catholic anymore
I just grew up so immersed in the culture and theology (3rd generation Sicilian-American) that even after 6 years as a Gnostic I still cannot stop using the first person plural
Roman Catholicism is the Hotel California of religions
Being raised by areligious jews with 0 exposure to christianity outside pop culture is so fun. One time I asked my ex-catholic friend why a picture of jesus had a bristle crown and she looked at me like I was insane. One time I heard someone mention the "lance of longinus" and responded, word for word, "Like from Evangelion?" One time during a history lesson my professor described an important monk and scholar as "Dominican" and I spent the rest of class super confused and hung up on it because I was very sure that the Dominican Republic didn't meaningfully exist as an entity back then, maybe she meant he was a native Taino or something but that's a weird way to say that and I'm pretty sure this was pre- European contact? Really fucks people up when they realize I genuinely have no idea.
#ugh#i loathe mel gibson for 2 things#as an historian#one is the patriot#the other is the passion of the christ#it's#basically a gore flick by any other name?#and i need to make absolutely clear i am a fan of extreme cinema#but martyrs (the original french)#did more in terms of genuine exploration of faith#and the concept of martyrdom#of which you are taught christ was the og#than THAT#amd i was shocked that he had been raised catholic#because that kind of public extravagance#is supposed to be entirely internal#and purposeful#you can meditate on the martyrdom of st sebastian#arrows and all but a still image#because it's meant to focus your mind on a specific theme#i defy you to explain to me#how you could POSSIBLY meditate on 2 hours of shclock#and get anything out of it#it's just#standing on a streetcorner and praying out loud#that you may be heard by men#and you are very literally not supposed to that#saint festivals are by us for us#open air mass is for when you can't cram that many catholics into one building and still meet fire code#a mainstream blockbuster? no. i call bullshit
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why exactly did i open a r/tennis thread on frances
#i swear you can say something a black man did was wrong without treating him like he's the worst human being ever#you never see this shit with white players. also like “he's so self absorbed” “he hates losing to players he deems beneath him”#what the fuck are you talking about#it wasn't on reddit but i also saw someone say “i've never seen anything so violent” ??????? zverev ??? rublev ???? ring any bell ????#saying “fuck you" albeit over and over is definitely more violent than smashing rackets and shit yeah okay dude#would it be even if it was a white player talking like that tho? just curious. bc it's funny that white players who are loudly against#umpires are never criticised like that. ever#and i'm not saying frances was right i do think it was out of line. but let's not act like he killed someone jesus christ#people calling for him to be banned? as others have said if he was suspended that'd be bullshit AND racial bias bc zverev wasn't#suspended for the shit he pulled in acapulco 2 years ago. could also bet if a black player went all up in an umpire's face like rublev did#they'd never hear the end of it#bullshit#the thread on his apology is better for the most part#but still it's just infuriating that that's the immediate reaction when it's black players. unforgivable violent suspend him#it's medvedev or djokovic or whichever white player they're passionate and funny. ok i see#nico rambles
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The Passion of the Christ 2: A Long-Awaited Controversial Sequel Gains Momentum
Mel Gibson’s The Passion of the Christ, which premiered in 2004, left an indelible mark on audiences, grossing over $600 million worldwide and earning three Academy Award nominations. Now, 20 years later, Gibson is pushing forward with the highly anticipated sequel, The Passion of the Christ: Resurrection. Here’s a look at why this film is drawing attention and the controversies surrounding its…
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First Look at 'The Passion of The Christ 2'
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