#partially cuz i really could not gaf

[alex-just-vibing]

omg my hair. .....

[zumpietoo]

Oooppppsss!!! Snortee opens by pretending a nerve has not been hit....

Errmmmm......actually, there was quite a bit of interaction during the mennyyyy times it turns out SH were on the outs, noooo??? Plus, again, remember how the BB endlessly insisted Cari were split when she visited her family, etc? Once again, you don't get to have it both ways....

To say nothing of, LBR, here.....by both ways I mean "Cole says "hi" to a fan = he's cheating they split/Cabana Pee never do stuff unless for cameras, are openly now doing separate things in separate places = epic twu wuv 4EVAH!!!

(and your track record on this shit real and pretend is hella weak, Snortster....)

Also.....it's SUNDAY???? Did Snortee just reveal she isn't merely not in the USA, she's in either east Asia or NZ?? And even THEN, it's still morning....(or you know, she's so wasted she doesn't know what day it is....)

And has been home all week, moping about a pimple/pimping herself for swag....

However, actually, Snortee, yes....it's long been abundantly clear this "healthy, loving relationship" is at least partially based on product promotion/$$$/pap walking/power coupling/pee arr.....that's actually quite obvious.

Tho I don't think they've fully split (or if yes, will, at least for a good while be back and forth, maybeee), just in a huge fight/he's avoiding her Debbie Downer ass, cuz she's also clearly in a big asses depressive episode...

Which, BTW, per y'all makes him a total douchecanoe....in fact, seriously? His sudden public faux chumminess could also indicate he's trolling....

But yeah, we've already seen how off again/on again, they are....

From the same person who last ACTUAL Sunday was legit outraged that Cole sang karaoke while Ari was visiting her fam/working in Montreal, insisted it proved they broke up, etc....

And yeah, but.....seems like PP was waaayyyyy too busy moping around the house over her period/pimple.

Plus isn't it weird how Cole/Cari are spotted out together all the fucking time....but somehow CabanaPee never, everrr are, unless the paps are called?

Hey....I get it's, apparently, Regency England all the fuck over again, and one must have a fine/fancee ball to announce your engagement, after the bans of your wedding are sung in church on Sunday AND I'm not "old $$$" (actually, once again, my mom WAS a debutante, etc), buuuuttt.....peeps don't always have big fancee receptions for engagements.

And even if they do? They also might have any number of smaller parties for it all, as well.....

Simple fact is, it appears SweatBoi's unfortunate looking sister/future brother-in-law did have some sort of social event AND CB did go to Six Flags (which Peepster loooovvesss) without her AND his bestie/roomie/maybeee sidepiece-seekrit luvr DID have a bday party....and PP was at none of the above, instead preferring to mope around at home.....

I will agree with Snortee about the staying friends/being friends post break up. Which is why Peepster currently isn't attending any of these SweatBoi galas....and, at best? CB seems to be trolling her ass.

(tho I suspect they'll reconcile for the umpteenth time when there is a pap camera)

Because she controls them by doling out small favors/$$$ and they like the reflected fame (despite it and she never doing dick for their careers).

Also, they're literally her only friends....and she and Sidepiece Austyn have also "broken up" mennyyy times.

Errmm.....so she can pee arr/power couple/"win" the breakup with COLE still and him? Yeah, nobody GAF about him otherwise...

Ummm....yeah, it is. They post each other all over the fucking place for clicks/when paps are around or have been called. What they don't actually do? Is spend real time together NOT for a camera. It's pee arr combined.

And yes, they do go through periods of no interaction, it's called on again/off again. So, actually? The narrative fits perfectly.

Fail, Snorts....

Ummm.....for nearly a year, SlaveTay claimed to really like Cole, post break up. She also made it verrryyyy clear when she was around him, even tho it's abundantly clear Cole did NOT like her.

Anddd.....given how fucking weird PP was after Cole dumped her (including staging a fucking anniversary photo shoot with somebody who looked like Cole/dressed like him) AND was only everrrr with SweatBoi so he'd cosplay Cole? Oh yeah, this is child's play.

But, again, on again/off again? Oh yeah....

Except they weren't "hanging out a few days later"----that's the entire thing. PP's spent the entire week moping. Cabana Boi's been out partying with everybody not PP....as I think of it, doesn't that make him a cheater?????

See above. They're not rich (soringry, BB) and all their friends are even poorer. Also, again, entirely possible to have multiple parties.....(some couples have no engagement parties, BTW), etc....

Again, still stands, seemingly, SweatBoi's out partying every second, PP can't leave the house to buy zit cream

[ringmyheart]

Can I request Vin Jin boyfriend headcanons and some fluff? (You don't have to force yourself)

(This and the other vin jin rq were merged!)

Honestly the way I see it, it doesn’t matter if you’re a very calm person or outgoing person. No matter what this relationship is gonna end up being considerably chaotic

He ropes you into everything he does. Doesn’t matter if u r a design student or an architecture student or if ur on the opposite side of the school from him, u r practically in his class. Dating him is like signing a contract sealing away ur own life bc he makes it a point to be ALWAYS w u

In class he doesn’t gaf if the teacher has ur seat on the other end of class, he is somehow finding a way to sit next to u against ur will or not. And when the teacher moves u two away from eachother INTENTIONALLY bc of this, he is threatening whoever happened to sit next to u to trade seats w him. He will go as far as to dress up as them to make it look like they’re them to be next to u and he’s so dramatic ab it.... being away from u felt like u were star crossed lovers whom the world was fiercely against

And if UR against this cuz ur tired of getting in trouble in class, or if you reject any of his advances, he’s gonna be really, really, really offended. He will at first sputter and be kinda shy and embarrassed about it, before he goes “fine! Have fun on your own without me, the greatest thing in your fucking life!”

He move seats back and will glare at you periodically every five minutes to pavlov dog you so that every five minutes every day, even when he’s not there, you feel the burning stare of vin jin

If you’re his s/o, he’ll buy you a matching pair of sunglasses so ur the freshest looking couple around Seoul (they’re hideous and thick but he thinks u look fly)

The glasses don’t have nearly as many layers as his does for himself so u can see, and u wonder how he managed to make them just as bulky and if he did it on purpose to sabotage u. Like “did u make my glasses purposefully ugly so no one else will want me?”

U have to dodge a punch after saying anything like that ab his fashion decisions LMAOAO

He’s rlly proud of u two matching. With the glasses and anything in general. He’ll make you wear a jacket matching his, or the same shoes and he will stop people in the hall and be like “wait. Notice anything cool ab us today?? Cooler than normal??”

And when they don’t respond he boasts “that’s right!! Me and my other half r matching. Look at us and weep, losers.” He thinks u two look so good....... if ur enthusiastic ab wearing matching things too he is elated u have to pray that tomorrow he won’t show up w another “if lost return to Vin Jin” “I’m Vin Jin” pair of jackets or anything of the like bc it happens SO OFTEN

And on the topic of sharing when it’s cold he likes to share jackets and blankets w u. Ur desks r moved by eachother by vin jin himself and u two share one blanket over u and shiver bc he just likes it, sharing w u plus he’s slightly warmer. And yes if you guys had indivizual blankets you would be warmer, but u guys have to struggle together he doesn’t care what anyone says (yes even ur protests ur sharing that one blanket wether he has to wrap it around u himself and tear up the one u brought on ur own or what”

He is so blind in love that he cannot tell when u guys suck at stuff. Like if ur in the wrong he doesnt care ur RIGHT and he’s taking that to the grave. He can belittle u and call u out but if someone else says ur in the wrong it’s on sight

Will die protecting ur name even when ur the one who was genuinely wrong

He forces u to make a beat for him to rap to. He loves rapping and wants to enjoy it w u, so ur forcefed YouTube videos of how to beatbox so u can be his bgm and eventually u probably just start to enjoy it to

And u always start a beat and he starts busting out rhymes and it’s SO BAD. It doesn’t matter if ur good at beatboxing if vin Jin is on the track w u it’s gonna sound terrible he brings the quality down immensely but u two just cannot tell

Like after a two session ur like “omg... that was so good. We should go pro?” “Fuck yea we should we’re better than those posers” “we could rlly make it in the industry fr” no u absolutely could not

During the school festival, u sang with him and it was SO bad. Half the crowd is gonna have 2 be hospitalized but u two had FUN up on the stage

Like I said, he has absolute faith in u. All u do is right. If ur driving a car for the first time, he is going to be ur little hype man doesn’t matter if u suck. U hit a curb and he went “YES babe!! Ur killing it cant wait till u hit the road bby” Ur not allowed to touch a car for the next two years now bc he kept cheering u on when u we’re doing CLEARLY wrong things

On a plane u r looking for the bathroom like pensively and u see a handle and look back and r like “is this it???” And vin jin thinking u r all righteous will go “yea babe go for it” and u open it and u depressurizate the cabin immediately

Now both on like 5 no fly lists

He loves to do things with u, like I mentioned earlier, and things he wouldn’t do alone he’ll do w u. Like drawing alone?? Boring. Drawing w Y/N??!!! Who knows what could happen..... so much fun could ensue. Maybe he will draw u cutely. Maybe he will draw u so ugly u will be forced to engage in a fight.

He likes to play just dance w u and compete for the “greats/all star!” Little titles above, and it becomes like a Friday night ritual for u two to turn just dance on and just go at it. But sometimes he’ll get too intense and suddenly he’s actually fighting for the chance to beat u. Will trip u so u lose on purpose

He makes u listen to him sing and rap to u. And u try to leave and he hugs tightly and is like LISTEN IFS FOR U, DONT BE UNGRATEFUL and now u have to listen

He makes u a mixtape of songs he made himself and they are all considerably worse than “remember the times we had”. It’s uploaded on SoundCloud and all the comments r hate and u listen to it a lot bc u know he loves u sm he made u a mixtape ya ur gonna play that but everyone else hates it w a passion

Like the comments r like:

Daniel: well.... it’s definitely a song 😅 I’m glad you love (y/n) so much!

Duke: he’s not making it out the hood 😐

Zach: never let this man in a studio AGAIN

Mary: this should’ve stayed in the CD

(Y/N): love it! 😍

Zoe: kill your producer 💀

Mira: ...

He’s overprotective too

If someone looks at u for more than a second he’ll go “what?? U think she is hot, huh? I’ll kick ur ass fucking perv.... cmon babe let’s go”

Will throw his arm around u and streer u the opposite way of any potentially good looking ppl to keep ur eyes on him

Oh Daniel is coming?? What a coincidence u and vin Jin suddenly have to turn the corner to the other way of ur classroom for some reason

Eli is near?!!! Oh no u just got milk spilt in ur eye!! Oh no now he has to wipe ur eyes and u two have to leave the cafeteria whatever will he do

It’s not that he doesn’t have faith in u, he doesn’t have faith in other men. Like he thinks they r all competition, and doesn’t doubt ur loyalty rather doubts how good he can b for u

WILL beat someone up for u. If someone smokes while ur around suddenly his fists r swinging at them cuz even if u smoke or vape urself no one else can get that stuff in ur lungs but YOU or HIM!!

If ur crossing the street and a car almost hits u, it’s the cars fault and he’s kicking the license plate and cursing it out for almost touching u “stupid fucking piece of metal”

Is the type of boyfriend to call u when he knows ur in an Uber and be like “babe u got ur gun w u right?? Oh don’t forget ur BOMB and ur MACHETE!! Yeah just left the house I killed some ppl nbd haha anyways HRU what’s ur Uber driver like” so the driver of ur car won’t even think ab kidnapping u. He has got ur back even when u do not want it

He doesn’t want u to see his eyes, so he’ll tell you to look away so he can take his glasses off and look at u in full color in all ur glory but he never tells u WHY he’s telling u to look away u think it’s a weird thing of his, or he’s insecure ab his face which is partially true but really he’s taking his glasses off and just looking at u. Adoringly.....

He hates PDA. He loves PDA. Do u see his dilemma

Like he loves PDA but doesn’t want anyone seeing him vulnerable even u.... so he’ll hold ur hand and be like “EWWW WHAT R U DOING GET YR HAND OFF MINE”

If u take the lead THATS best bc he can blame it on u and it’s ur fault he HAS to lock fingers w u cuz u did it to him first and he has an excuse to touch u and v like u started this im just sending u ur own energy back 😤

The type to be just like blind, overwhelmed in love. Always thinks ab u, always wants to be w u, worries ab u a lot and frets over u without showing it.... he hates it and loves it to death. Despises it but wouldn’t give it up for anything in the world

Eats lunch w u in the cafeteria and if u sit w someone else u r the ultimate traitor and he will trash talk u to hide his hurt to Mary the entire lunchtime. Kinda possessive.... wants u to also only think about him

WOULDNT EVER fight u for real. Play fights occur VERY often, like pillow fights, tripping ur foot when u say a joke insulting him, grabbing ur collar but he would sooner die than lay a finger on u

Verbal fights happen a lot and if he ever like LOSES it he may lash out and almost hit u and follow thru. I don’t think he’d be able to catch himself that quickly, and if he ever did he’d regret it for the rest of his life. Literally until the day dies he will take it to his grave

He may not sputter out apologieswill just look at u incredulously and then at his hands because what had he done? What did he just do? To you???????? (Y/n))))?????? His (y/n)??? Light of his life?

Will apologize probably over text or through a note or call, and if u don’t respond he is consumed by regret and tries to find u instantly like runs back to ur place

If u forgive him he feels bad still, because does he deserve it? And he might just isolate himself for a bit bc he can’t face u and if it left a scar he is dead inside. It kills him, literally

I could go on w this but I’ll probably save it for another separate pair of hcs later 😭

If u guys ever break up he will fight for u again and won’t stop till ur back together like flowers in ur locker every day, chocolate give during lunch, etc. He wont ever give up hope that he can win u over again and be w u again. He would keep trying, when he wakes up his first thought is ur name in a cold panic bc he can’t rest easy till ur his again and he will try and show off and poorly serenade u and trash his price and be corny and cheesy to get u back

Will set up a performance w the school to let him rap w a mic during lunch for u and he’s saying bars like “(read in bad rapping voice w inconsistent beat) (y/n), love of my life, uh, without you I’d die, uh. Please won’t you take me back? Yuh, without you ima have a heart attack. (Wha!). (Y/n), love of my life, yeah, without you I’m in strife, yup! Please be mine again, (babe), I can never rest till then.”

If the embarrassment doesn’t make u take him back so he’ll pls stop, and when he stands up on the lunch tables to do a little performance doesn’t do it either, then the odd sincerity of his voice and pain in his look (even tho while rapping he sticks out his lower lip in a weird pout) definitely, hopefully will

U make everything worth it !! Truly the light of his life

I hope these were what u wanted, I just had fun w them and wrote stuff that came off the top of my head when I thought of VJ!! ❤️