#parson's chameleon

[uncharismatic-fauna]

Uncharismatic Fact of the Day

The Parson’s Chameleon is in no hurry to grow up- this species has one of the longest incubation times of any reptile. Eggs on average take two years to hatch, one juvenile was recorded taking a total 781 days.

(Image: A juvenile Parson’s chameleon (Calumma parsonii) by the Chester Zoo)

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[colorsoutofearth]

Chameleon tail (Calumma parsonii) - Alex Hyde

[herpsandbirds]

Parson’s Chameleon (Calumma parsonii), male, family Chamaeleonidae, Madagascar

The heaviest chameleon, weighing in at up to 700 g. One of the longest chameleons, growing to a length of up to 65 cm (26 in) in total length.

photograph by Thorsten Negro

[samwellparse]

I love how Kent Parson's color-changing eyes say so much about his character. He's a chameleon who can shift his personality to fit in with whatever group he's in at the moment. His mood is fickle and can turn sour quickly (like when he suddenly switches from miserable to furious with Jack at Epikegster). He has secrets that few know about, and one of them is his true eye color. It's such a fitting little detail just for those paying attention.

[mutant-distraction]

Parson's chameleon

Parson's chameleon (Calumma parsonii) is a species of chameleon in the family Chamaeleonidae that is endemic to eastern and northern Madagascar. It is found from lowlands to an altitude of 1,195 m (3,920 ft) above sea level and mainly inhabits humid primary forest, but can also occur in disturbed habitats with trees. For a chameleon, it is very large, long-lived and slow-reproducing. Wikipedia

[noah-parsons]

( Archie Renaux. cis-man. he/him. ) did you hear ? NOAH PARSONS is stuck in stonehaven for the foreseeable future … they've lived here for FOUR YEARS and are known around town as THE CHAMELEON, though back in high school they were better known for being voted BEST ACTOR. if i'm not mistaken, they’re a TWENTY-TWO year old senior studying JOUNALISM ( i really hope that translates well into their role as a COMMUNICATOR in the ‘new world' ). according to my records they were originally on the trip because they wanted to appease their girlfriend — which checks out, given they’re CLEVER, APATHETIC and INSINCERE. if you’re ever trying to find them, your best bet is to start at waterside mini golf and listen for someone humming leave the door open by bruno mars. oh, and don’t forget to try calling out Noah or picturing the flash of a coin curling over knuckle, lies sweeter than honey, a pair of redbull cans, and smiles worn like armor for extra help. let's hope the chaos doesn't get to them …

B A S I C S .

birth  name  : Noah James Parsons

nickname(s)  : N/A

date  of  birth  : May 31st

age  : 22

gender  : cis man

pronouns  : he/him

sexuality  : bisexual

relationship  status  : it's complicated

birthplace  : blue ridge, indiana

education  : currently  studying  journalism  at  stonehaven  college

occupation  : waiter (previousy), communicator (currently)

F A M I L Y.

mother  : dianne parsons (aged: 44)

father  : elliot marks (aged: 56)

siblings : benjamin parsons (deceased), simon parsons (14)

B I O G R A P H Y .

he was a born liar. white lies when he was young. tucking his head down and pointing a finger at a brother when a vase was broken or a bathtub overflowed.

he was the son of nobody. though everyone in blue ridge, called that nobody elliot. the no-good charmer that worked a drill in the middle of lake michigan. the type of man that never offered anything but a smile.

his mother was from a respectable family once. but she tossed that out the window for elliot. she was twenty-two when she had elliot. twenty-six when she had benjamin. thirty when she had simon.

three boys that knew their father in spurts and stops. that knew him by the flash of headlights through their childhood bedroom.

noah was the carbon copy of the man. idolized him for years.

arguments simmered between his parents though and one night his father came into noah's bedroom, knocked him on the chin, and asked 'you look after the little ones, right?' noah nodded. (it was his worst lie.)

he never saw his dad after that. elliot went to chicago or new york city. he went to seattle or to phoenix. all that mattered is that he left.

his mother was a woeful single parent. there were microwaved dinners and forgotten birthdays. failed pick-ups and depressing holidays

there was little benjamin at nine left to swim unattended. and noah grabbing ice creams and hearing the lifeguard's whistle.

at the funeral he promised simon he'd always look after him. (and that was never meant to be a lie.)

he grew tall in high school, learned how to bend a room to his smile. learned how to charm and to manipulate the truth. over the dinner table his mom would glare at him. 'you've got your father's tongue,' she'd say.

blue ridge had his number and his story and after parsing together grades he settled on stone haven college. it was forty minutes from home. an acceptable distance to commute day in and day out.

college was tabula rasa for him. he built himself from the ground up. he worked his way into frat parties where he could chug beer with frat brothers, and into study groups with some of the smartest people enrolled. he could be something for anyone.

he studied journalism, slanting toward a future in a big city. and he worked part-time back in blue ridge. slept in his childhood bed and made sure that simon got up and went to school everyday

his relationships never lasted long. he'd never take a partner home or get to the point where he was fully honest with them.

he went on this outreach trip to appease the latest partner. to soothe her anger. their fight in the middle of the trip, had her calling a friend to pick her up. she wasn't trapped here.

he was.

[tesla-runner]

Chameleon hc bc I love her

She haves a name but she is not too proud of it, not bc the name its ugly, but bc it shows her as a foreigner (she is a Parson's chameleon, ofc she is gonna have foreigner origins)

The name in question is Fenohery. From Malagasy Feno meaning "full, complete" and Hery meaning "strength, power". Yeah, I like to hc her as malagasy bc her species is from Madagascar

Yes, I will use this fanon name for fanfics and drabbles and stuff. No, I will not elaborate.

No, I will not accept any canon name dropped after this

[a-book-of-creatures]

Trick or Treat!

For you, one (1) Parson's chameleon

[idkfitememate]

Harry Motherfuckin’ Potter OC Pt. 2

Basic Information

Full Name: Eden Dolion Alaister-Harrow

Meanings: Eden; Place of pleasure and delight, Dolion; Deceit & Betrayal, Pagonis; Peacock/Vain & Showy, Harrow; To Ravage/Plunder/Seize or Capture

Nickname(s): Crow, Peacock, Big Bastard, Shifty Shit

Birthday: 9/24/1979 (Month/Day/Year)

Age: Eleven (At start); Twelve (when in school)

Zodiac: Libra

Gender: Nobody knows (Genderless/Neutral/Intersex/Fluid)

Pronouns: They/Them He/Him She/Her (They do not care)

Romantic Orientation: Biromantic

Sexual Orientation: Bisexual

Nationality: American

Ethnicity: African-American/Greek

Current Location (Home): New York & Washington

Living Conditions: High-Class, Cleanly, safe

Title(s): The Bosses Kid, Next in Line, Underboss, Second in Command

Background

Birthplace: Jersey City, New Jersey

Hometown: Stenhekin, Washington

Social Class: Upper/Higher Class

Education Level: Slightly elevated/Eighth Grade

Father: Alfe Bertrand Harrow (Wizard/Unknown Location)

Mother: Kalma Solanine Alaister (Mob Boss/Alive)

Sibling(s): None

Birth Order: N/A

Children: N/A

Pet(s): Parson’s Chameleon (Fem;Named Chel), White Bellbird (Male;Named Albert Anastasia)

Other Important Relatives: Aunt (Runs personal Safe House; Named Dionisia Hemkock Alaister)

Previous Relationships: None

Arrests: Wanted American Criminal

Prison Time: Over one life sentence

Occupation & Income

Primary Source of Income: Working under Mother (Mafia)

Secondary Source of Income: Mixologist/Bartender (Illegally)

Tertiary Source of Income: Underground Fight/Dog Fight ring (Super Illegal)

Approximate Amount Per Year: $3,476,450 USD (£672843.95 Pounds)

Content with their Job (Or Lack their Of): Entirely Content in their situation

Past Job(s): Barista

Spending Habits: Fast Food, plushies, weapons of all kinds

Most Valuable Possession: A Dakin Garfield Plush

Skills & Abilities (Ten point scale)

Physical Strength: 8/10

Offense: 10/10

Defense: 7/10

Speed: 8/10

Intelligence: 6/10

Accuracy: 8/10

Agility: 8/10

Stamina: 10/10

Teamwork: 5/10

Talents: Hand to hand combat, Marksmanship/Gun wielding, knife combat, blunt object combat, chemical weaponry, torture techniques, leadership, planing, intimidation

Shortcomings: Magic, listening, anger management

Language(s) Spoken: English (American & British), Modern Greek, Slav-Macedonian

Drive?: Able too (illegally)

Jump-start a Car?: Able too

Change a Flat Tire?: Able too

Ride a Bicycle?: Not able too

Swim?: Able too

Play an Instrument?: If screaming counts

Play Chess?: Not able too

Braid Hair?: Able too

Tie a Tie?: Able too

Pick a Lock?: Able too

Physical Appearance & Characteristics

Face Claim:

(Found on Pinterest!! If anyone finds the original, please tell me so I can credit!!!)

Eye Color: Deep Brown/Black

Hair Color: Black

Hair Type/Style: Voluminous & Fluffy, curly and course; Large Afro puff that covers the eyes and stops on the bridge of the nose, back stops at the bottom of the head.

Glasses/Contacts: Needs reading glasses

Dominant Hand: Left hand

Height: Six ft One in; 182 cm

Weight: 150 lbs; 68 kg

Build: Sleeper

Exercise Habits: Every other day;Switch arms and legs every other day

Skin Tone: Dark brown with deep brown freckles

Tattoos: A Family Crest on the chest (above the heart) and sleeve of ravens/crows/the night

Piercings: Full ear, septum, snake bites, tongue, sternum

Marks/Scars: In general around the chest/neck/face; bullet grazing on the neck, rope burns on arms/chest, bullet wounds on one knee, a thin scar across the eye (no blinding)

Notable Features: Sharp teeth (shark-like), painted nails (usually black, green, or gold)

Usual Expression: A wide grin, teeth on full display; muscles are usually tensed (only un-tensed around trusted friends/family); eyes are wide and alert

Clothing Style: Black Tie/Formal; Suits, ties, long cocktail dresses, lace/velvet gloves, etc

Jewelry: A silver tooth, family ring on right pinky finger

Allergies: Fur, peanuts

Body Temperature: 99° F (37.2° C)

Diet: High carb, many vegetables, many fruits, hates banana

Physical Ailments: Ears are a bit shot/slightly deaf (blame the gunshots)

Psychology

Jung Type: ESTJ-A

Jung Subtype: Extorvert

Enneagram Type:

Moral Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Temperament: Sanguine/Chloeric

Element: Air/Fire

Primary Intelligence Type: Itrapersonal Intelligence

Approximate IQ: 120

Mental Conditions/Disorders: Paranoia, PTSD, schizoaffective disorder, BPD

Sociability: Extremely

Emotional Stability: Extremely Unstable

Obsession(s): Friendships/Relationships

Compulsion(s): Making sure area/position/place/building is safe, checking on friends to make sure they’re safe

Phobia(s): Autophobia, Aphenphosmphobia

Addiction(s): None

Drug Use: Cigar (tobacco)

Alcohol Use: Various kinds

Prone to Violence?: Absolutely, Extremely

Mannerisms

Speech Style: Constantly joking with dark humor, uses formal language

Accent: Slight New York

Quirks: Runs fingers through hair, bites tongue and lips till they bleed

Hobbies: Mixology, roller skating, assembling/dissembling weapons

Habits: Spinning pencil/pen like a butterfly knife, unneeded flirting

Nervous Ticks: Punching solid objects, scratching skin

Drives/Motivations: Money, making others uncomfortable, defending friends

Fears: Getting kidnapped, Mother betraying them/Betraying their Mother, killing Mother

Positive Traits: Fiercely loyal, somewhat logical, physically inclined

Negative Traits: Batshit insane, heavy trigger finger, incredibly violent

Sense of Humor: Extremely dark and constant, a coping mechanism

Do they Curse Often?: All the God Damn time

Catchphrase(s): “Now, let’s fight like real men.” “Jesus motherfucking CHRIST.” “I’m going to rip your nerves out and tie you into a braided knot.”

Favorites

Activity: Mixing drinks, rolling blunts, making money

Animal: Chameleon’s, Lyrebird

Beverage: Fluffy Duck (alcohol)

Book: Mob Girl ~ Teresa Carpenter

Celerity: Al Capone

Color: Teal, Crimson

Designer: Christian Lacroix

Food: Deep Dish Pizza, Strawberry ice cream

Flower: Chrysanthemum

Gem: Pearls

Holiday: Mother’s Birthday

Mode of Transportation: Car

Movie: The Godfather

Musical Artist: Frank Sinatra

Quote/Saying: “Gag me with a Spoon.”

Scenery: A dark warehouse only lit but a single cigar

Scent: Tobacco and gunpowder mixed with blood

Sport: Baseball

Sports Team: METS BABY LETS GO METS ITS ALL ABOUT THE METS LETS GO METS BABY

Television Show: Family Matters

Weather: slightly overcast, little humid

Vacation Destination: The Bahamas

Attitudes

Greatest Dream: To take over the Family Business

Greatest Fear: Failing Mother

Most at Ease When: With Mother/Friends

Least at Ease When: Alone with their thoughts

Worst Possible thing that could Happen: Mother dies by their hand

Biggest Achievement: Taking down a rival groups kid

Biggest Regret: Getting close to that kid and gaining genuine love/respect for them

Most Embarrassing Moment: Walked in on a meeting in pajamas

Biggest Secret: Has killed a few wizards (both knowing and unknowingly)

Top Priorities: Keeping friends safe, pleasing Mother, keeping Mafia safe

Wizarding

House: Slytherin

Wand: Pine wood with a phoenix feather core, 13 and rigid flexibility

Standing: Half-Blood, Metamorphmagus/Animagi

Animagus: Lyrebird

Pet: White Bellbird (Male; Albert Anastasia)

Top Classes: Transfiguration & Charms

Affinity For?: Dark Magic

Affiliation: Our fuckass group (name work in progress)

Backstory:

Eden was born to a single mother in the heart of New Jersey, and immediately their fate was set in stone.

They were destined to take on their mother’s business, being taught for day one that the world was cruel and not worth any light, only the darkness they will inevitably find.

They were hidden from public view for years, which severely impacted their psyche. Declared criminally insane, that’s what they all said Eden would be when they finally started to work…

It was fine, fun even! to be covered head to toe in the sticky red substance that others would call blood. What they did came naturally, weapons becoming an extension of themself. Teeth, bones, severed limbs, they all became trophies that proved Eden earned their spot next to Mother, as the Underboss.

It came as a shock that they were of magical descent, never believing in the mythological. There was no point, no physical evidence, at least, not until Eden subconsciously transformed into a past victim when speaking about the things they did to his corpse. Sure, they were used to looks of fear from their men but damn that weren’t this bad before.

It was a weird talk, having to hear about their Father who wore robes n’ shit and cast spell and blah blah blah, they honestly fell asleep in the middle of it all.

It ended with them getting a bunch of… Knuts, sickles and galleons?? And told they were going to a magic school for a couple years and that it would be safer????? Alrighty then, whatever Mother says goes.

Now they’re here, traumatized and tired, riddled with dark humor and the tiniest understanding of magic, a weird ass stick and some other guys.

Maybe they can make a Wizard mafia… wonder if any of these stick twiddlers know how to fight fist to fist.

Miscellaneous

They have killed before and will do it again.

DARK HUMOR DARK HUMOR DARK HUMOR DARK HUMOR DARK HUMOR DARK HUMOR DARK HUMOR DARK H-

If you really wanna get to know this bitch you’re gonna have to PRY-

They bring roller skates to Hogwarts and rollerblade around but always keep them under their cloak, so people just think their fast as fuck boiiii

Can and will tell you how to disassemble any gun imaginable and perfectly rebuild it from memory but will struggle with basic grammar

Can only swim due to assassination attempts. Can also taste/smell many types of poisons, same reason

They’ve beat up Draco before.

Fucking hate Dumblebitch (real)

They once opened an underground bar for ghosts and only closed it when the ghost started acting batshit insane and drunk and the smell could be traced back to the Slytherin

(Any questions please ask I’ll probably write a more cohesive backstory later I’m tired lololol. Questions are more than welcome tho I did make this bitch on a whim!!!)

@libraryraccoon I deserve a damn award for this.

[savage-kult-of-gorthaur]

ASK, AND YE SHALL RECEIVE -- ADVANCED RECON COMMANDOS INCOMING.

PIC(S) INFO: Mega spotlight on one of the greatest splash pages in the history of "STAR WARS" comics, PERIOD -- the first appearance of ARC 17 (later to be renamed "Alpha") and the ARC Trooper (Alpha-class Advanced Recon Commando) concept in general, from the pages of "STAR WARS: Republic" Vol. 1 #50 ["The Defense of #Kamino"]. February, 2003. #Dark Horse Comics.

EXTRA INFO: Also featured are the succeeding twelve pages of "STAR WAR: Republic" Vol. 1 #50, depicting the First Battle of Kamino during the Separatists invasion of said planet in 21 BBY.

STORY/SCRIPT: John Ostrander

PENCILS: Jan Duursema

INKS: Dan Parsons, Ray Kryssing

COLORS: Brad Anderson

LETTERER: Digital Chameleon

Source: https://readallcomics.com/star-wars-republic-50.

[alex-a-fans]

Doctober day 23. Nostalgia

Used Krita for the first time. Not pleased with the process. So firealpaca is still the best :)

Chamaeleōn traditional clothing. Not the usual clothing of theirs though, it's only when they need to hide between tree branches. Also, the headpiece was inspired by true Parson's chameleons when they turn red! ("aggressive territorial manner")

Another detail! The stripes here are brighter, they show how healthy one is.

[ridiculoser06]

Back on my bojack horseman obsession.

Celebrities and what they would be in Bojack horseman.

* Lin Manuel Miranda, would be still be human.

* David Tennant, Scottish terrier.

* Michael Sheen, hamster or sheep

* Winona Ryder, spaniel with curly ears.

* Justin bieber, beaver.

* Margot Robbie, Chameleon.

* John Ham, bald eagle.

* Philip Schofield, human.

* Michael Cera, Ostrich.

* Logan Paul, gorilla.

* Dave Grohl, seagull.

* Peter Capaldi, Bald cat.

* Lewis Capaldi, bulldog.

* Jim Parson, greyhound.

* Jerma, giraffe.

* Prince Andrew, human.

* Brendon urie, baluga whale.

* Harry Hill, chicken/hyena.

[herpsandbirds]

I really love chamelons and other color changers. got any favorites of those?

Oh yeah, I'm a big fan of chameleons too. Here are a few favorite species...

Panther Chameleon (Furcifer pardalis), family Chamaeleonidae, Madagascar

photograph by Thorsten Negro

Crested Chameleons (Trioceros cristatus), family Chamaeleonidae, Korup National Park, Cameroon

Photograph by Bernard DUPONT 

Parson’s Chameleon (Calumma parsonii), male, family Chamaeleonidae, Island of Sainte Marie, Madagascar

The heaviest chameleon, weighing in at up to 700 g. One of the longest chameleons, growing to a length of up to 65 cm (26 in) in total length.

photograph by Jialiang Gao

Four-horned Chameleon (Trioceros quadricornis), male, family Chamaeleonidae, from the highland areas in western Cameroon and southeastern Nigeria

photograph by Kammerflage Kreations

Jackson’s Chameleon (Trioceros jacksonii), family Chamaeleonidae, found in the mountain forests of Kenya and Tanzania

Photograph by Reptiles4all

[theart2rock]

Vor 40 Jahren - Februar 1984

Ich möchte mir vornehmen, jeden Monat 40 Jahre zurückschauen und einen kurzen Rückblick zu machen. Dabei auch einmal über den Tellerrand der Rockmusik zu schauen. Events - 08. Februar - Die Olympischen Winterspiele werden in Sarajevo eröffnet. - 14. Februar - Elton John heiratet Renate Blauel - 14. Februar - Joe Perry und Brad Whitford besuchen ein Aerosmith Konzert und kehre zur Band zurück, was etwas später im Jahr zur Reunion Tour "Back In The Saddle" führt. - 16. Feburar - Jerry Lee Lewis stellt sich den Behörden wegen Steuerhinterziehung und wird später freigesprochen. - 18. Februar - Rom verliert den Titel "Heilige Stadt" - 26. Februar - Spitting Image wird in England zum ersten Mal ausgestrahlt und wird zur Erfolgsserie. - 28. Februar - Nachdem er sich von den einen Monat zuvor erlittenen Kopfhautverbrennungen erholt hat, gewinnt Michael Jackson bei der 26. jährlichen Grammy-Verleihung acht von zwölf nominierten Preisen und bricht damit den Rekord für die meisten Grammys in einem einzigen Jahr. Er gewinnt sieben für das Album Thriller (einschließlich Album des Jahres und Platte des Jahres für "Beat It") und einen für seine Arbeit am Hörbuch für den Film E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. - 28. Februar - Police gewinnt mit Every Breath You Take den Grammy für den besten Song des Jahres. Culture Club wird zum besten Newcomer gewählt. - 29. Februar - Die deutsche Band KMFDM wird gegründet. Wichtige Veröffentlichungen - Sparkle in The Rain - Simple Minds - Out Of The Cellar - Ratt - Into The Gap - Thompson Twins - Keep Moving - Madness - The Smiths - The Smiths - N.E.W.S. - Golden Earring - Metal Queen - Lee Aaron - Wings Of Tomorrow - Europe - Human Racing - Nik Kershaw - The Works - Queen - Ammonia Avenue - The Alan Parsons Project - Animal Grace - April Wine - Declaration - The Alarm - The Great Pretender - Dolly Parton - Hail To England - Manowar - It's My Life - Talk Talk - Parting Should Be Painless - Roger Daltrey Schweizer Hitparade Platz 1 Single Charts - Jenseits von Eden - Nino de Angelo Schweizer Hitparade Platz 1 Album Charts - No Parlez - Paul Young - ? (Fragezeichen) - Nena Schweizer Interpreten in den CH-Charts - I'm In Love With My Typewriter - Bo Katzman Gang US Billboard Single Charts - Karma Chameleon - Culture Club - Jump - Van Halen US Billboard Album Charts - Thriller - Michael Jackson UK Single Charts - Relax - Frankie Goes To Hollywood UK Album Charts - Touch - Eurythmics - Sparkle In The Rain - Simple Minds - Into The Gap - Thompson Twins Happy Birthday - 09. Februar - Han Cheng (Super Junior) - 20. Februar - Audra Mae - 23. Februar - Grieves - 25 Februar - Lovefoxxx (CSS) - 26. Februar - Natalia Lafourcade Farewell - 01. Februar - Ada "Bricktop" Smith - 18. Februar - Paul Gardiner Lesen Sie den ganzen Artikel

[mutant-distraction]

Megh Roy Choudhury

Parson's Chameleon, Madagascar

[butchbarneygumble]

Very fond of Secret Life of the Zoo... this episode has a keeper waxing lyrical about a chameleon named Mr. Parsons, and I am obsessed with him