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Inadvisable video game premise #137: Time-travel parser fic where it’s the narrative viewpoint that travels in time, not the player character, shifting the verb tense of the narration accordingly. The narrator is always describing the same “present moment” for the player character, but from different temporal perspectives: looking back from the future, speculating about it from the past, or describing it in the moment.
Past-tense narration is the most restrictive in terms of what actions you can take because the narrator can say “no, that’s not what happened”, but is more informative than other tenses because the narrator may provide information that the player character couldn’t possibly have known at the time, or explain why certain requested actions were not taken.
Future-tense narration, conversely, offers nearly unlimited freedom in the player character’s actions, and allows you experiment without risk (i.e., because the narration is describing what would happen if you took the requested action), but the information gained thereby is unreliable on account of being speculative.
Present-tense narration has no special features, but serves as the temporal foundation for the other tenses; for example, if you do something in present-tense narration, that becomes What Happened, and you can then shift into past-tense narration to get more information about it.
Opportunities to shift tenses are limited, and many puzzles revolve around figuring out how to swap tenses in the correct order, or being stuck in an inappropriate tense (e.g., a looming disaster which you can’t do anything about because you’re currently stuck in past tense, and the disaster is What Happened, thereby ruling out any past-tense action that would prevent it).
#concepts#gaming#video games#game design#interactive fiction#parser fic#one of the late game puzzles involves the description of a room being completely different in past tense than in present tense#the solution involves realising that the past tense (and thus narrating from the future) narrator is misinformed#and figuring out what has misled them
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as if you knew me well
m/m | 1.8k words | chowder/parse | fluff
The Falconers have a new goalie, and even Kent Parson can't resist this ray of sunshine.
check it out on AO3
#chowder#chris chow#parse#kent parson#parser#omg check please#omgcheckplease#check please#omgcp#this one is for the rarepair girlies#marina's fics
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I was thinking "Man, I bet a lot of Locked Tomb fans would go nuts for Die," and then I realized I knew a bunch of comics I think fellow Muir fans would like. So here, have some of my personal faves.
Bitch Planet, Kelly Sue DeConnick, Valentine De Landro
This one will probably never be completed, but the two existing volumes are absurdly good. It's about an off-world penal colony for non-compliant women. Brutal, angry, pulpy--and full of love and admiration for women who rebel.
Die, Kieron Gillen, Stephanie Hans
Goth as hell, lovely, and extremely gender. All about the power of story, but story here is not inspirational. It is eldritch: amoral, all-powerful, and hungry.
Love and Rockets, Jaime Hernandez, Gilbert Hernandez, Mario Hernandez
I'm particularly thinking of the Jaime stuff here--queer punks on bizarre adventures, loving and surviving in a shit-ass world.
Monstress, Marjorie Liu, Sana Takeda
A terrifying and powerful lesbian on a quest for revenge has an elder god come out of her arm stump occasionally to kill people. Also, there is a cat who is a nekomancer. (Get it?)
Once and Future, Kieron Gillen, Dan Mora, Tamra Bonvillain
There's a lot going on here thematically, but whatever. Just take a look at Bridgette, 80-something monster hunter with just the worst attitude you've ever heard of. See that old woman? You will absolutely want to fuck that old woman.
Pretty Deadly, Kelly Sue DeConnick, Emma Rios
Ungh. The art. The deathiness. The art. Imagine if the Locked Tomb took its aesthetic cues from westerns, swap out necromancers for reapers, and you're pretty much there. Just a gorgeous series.
The Sandman, Neil Gaiman, Sam Kieth, Mike Dringenberg
You have heard of Sandman. It is as good as you have heard. Shares with TLT an unflinching--but warm--look into the darkness.
Tigress Queen, Allison Shaw
Buff warrior queen must enter the opulent city of the enemy empire to seek peace. Palace intrigue, diplomatic tensions, occasional fights. Everyone is very sexy.
Obligatory mention for the five of you who never put on gray bodypaint: Homestuck is interesting, but I do not recommend it because I do not think the comic itself is very good. Homestuck is a several-thousand page joke at the expense of the reader. It did not deserve the passionate, creative fandom it attracted.
It gets mentioned a lot as a TLT influence because Muir co-wrote a beloved fic (Promstuck), but she herself has said it's not any bigger an influence than a million other things she's read or played. There are some interesting overlaps, but many of those are because she's influenced by the same material Hussie is (notably parser games and jrpgs).
If you really want to read Homestuck, I recommend listening to Homestuck Made This World as you go.
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First off, I am absolutely losing my mind over Supermassive Retinol Overdose it is so good I keep re-reading it!!! The art is so cool and I love how much of a mindfuck the story is
Second, how do you do the colored flashback textbox thing, if you don't mind me asking? At first I thought it was just an image but it's actual text with a cool ass dramatic box around it
Third, I am absolutely drawing Frenchbread like what a character I love her
thank you! i can't wait to see fanart lol make sure to remember her two sets of bangs. they're critical.
i'm answering this publicly because i don't trust tumblr to not eat the css. anyway this is the css for the first box, which is a <div> element:
#workskin .smokeDreamOne {
background: #110f0f; color: #E4A5A5; padding: 20px; border-radius: 35px; border: solid 2px white; outline: 3px solid #110f0f; box-shadow: 0 0 0 6px white, 0 0 0 10px #110f0f; margin: 20px 10px; }
#workskin .smokeDreamOne br {
display: none; }
each individual box has its own styling because i change the color of the background/text to match the image inside. this box is the "red" one at the beginning of the fic. the br element is there because AO3 puts fucking <br> tags on everything and i hate it so i make them vanish.
fyi in case you don't want to use this on AO3: this is not the ideal way to implement a four-border curved box as the border/outline/shadow rendering puts a lot of strain on some mobile browsers during the scroll action (side-eyeing safari), however due to AO3 css parser limitations it's a sacrifice i had to make lol
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Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love ❤ (if you want!)
Hell yeah, let's go:
sepelio - the Bernice Summerfield/Hannibal fusion AU (for obvious reasons)
wires got the best of him, the s2 Game of Rassilon Parker Killian character study that got out of hand but I'm still very fond of because come on. Parker.
Over the Moon - an interactive fiction/game piece for an obscure 1999 text-parser IF game that I wrote for last year's Yuletide. Abstract, strange, and I also wrote a soundtrack for it.
mice on venus - Seven and Ace modern AU, in which they play Minecraft and talk about family issues. I promise it's a lot better than it sounds.
Don't Get Attached - Sapphire and Steel, 10k of Silver and Ruby getting attached to a human and suffering about it.
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#❤️❤️❤️❤️#wait but if this is on the haus attic wall has jack seen it? would he realise what the 90 means?#i don't think 90 would ever stop reminding him of kenny so he must at least consider it right?#oh man now i want a fic where jack learns about patater because of the poster ransom made him look at
in my unwritten fanfic i came up with an excuse for this: tater was also born in 1990 and went through the same draft as jack and parser. thats why tater thought he could get away with this brazen display :P because he just tells people its his lucky year
ransom has this blown up poster sized on the haus attic wall
#patater#ngozi never really made taters early nhl period clear#lots of fans blatantly give him genos story lol#but then they also tend to change alexei to a forward and center#but in the comic alexei is 100% a defense man and i think thats a big part of the reason rans looks up to him so much#because alexei is supposed to be the superstar on the falconers AND a dman#kinda like EK and the sharks actually#that said i fully enjoy au fics where kent and alexei chirp each other in the faceoff circle bc drama
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look at my boy. if you, like me, love kent v parson then:
- check out my kent playlist! it’s kind of a mess at the moment, but i have strong feelings about it. you can find it here! it has lots of Lorde and lots of Panic! at the Disco and such gems as Ain’t it Fun by Paramore. it’s a good time.
- please, for the love of god, tell me if you have any songs that make you think of kent or anything. i have been writing the same messy fic on kent’s mental illness/recovery for like three years and i am SICK OF IT. please help your poor suffering girl out.
- rec me any good fics you’ve found about him (love me a good ‘parse positive’ fic) so i can procrastinate writing my own! my personal favourites are ‘scar tissue (that i wish you saw)’ by sysrae, ‘feel you on my skin’ by @justwritins and ‘like real people do’ by @xiaq <33333
- feel free to drop me a fic prompt! i’m whatsdunisdun over on ao3 but all my work on there is either old rubbish or the one (1) single cp fic i’ve actually been confident enough to post. (you can see why i want to get this parse fic out.)
thank you!!!!!
#photo credits to ngozi!#kent parson#kent parse parson#parse#parser#patater#jeff 'swoops' troy#swoops#jeff troy#las vegas aces#check please#cp#omgcp#omgcheckplease#check please fic#fic recs#fic#ao3#character playlists#kvp#kent v parson#kenneth v parson
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Parser IF where the player character doesn't like you and deliberately misconstrues or otherwise fucks up all of your commands. Each room/puzzle is complicated by a different flavour of contrariness; e.g., in one room the player character might exploit homophone confusion to misinterpret your commands; in another the player character might simply do the exact opposite of what you instruct; and so forth.
#concepts#gaming#video games#interactive fiction#if#parser fic#swearing#the opposite room's puzzle has an obvious trivial solution#but if you command the player character to do the opposite of that obvious trivial solution they just tell you to go fuck yourself
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New Years? I’ll Parse.
December 31st 2014 – 11:57pm (three minutes to midnight)
They were fighting. He got that. They’d had a fight, he got that too. But Jesus fucking Christ they’d had lots of fights before. He was familiar with the silent treatment okay? He was. But it’d been weeks. Weeks that had morphed into months and now he’s sitting here staring at his God damn phone at a number he hasn’t seen flash up on his screen since last December.
And maybe because of that someone could say they had officially parted on bad terms but if you’d asked Kent, if you ask him now even he’d tell you they weren’t the worst terms they’d ever parted on. At least Jack was still breathing when Kent left him.
Someone pushes the door to the smoking area open and Kent hears the tantalising notes of the Beyonce song that always makes him think of fucking. It’s about drinking and fucking and she’s on the beach writhing around and if Kent were into women he’d be into that. As it happens he’s not into women. He’s into emotionally unavailable French Canadians with an ego the size of his home country.
“You can’t…you don’t come to my fucking school unannounced-“
“Because you shut me out!”
“And corner me in my room.”
“I’m trying to help-“
“And expect me to do whatever you want-“
He was just trying to help. Kent promised Jack he’d come back for him. Maybe not out loud, not with words Jack could take and keep inside him for cold nights when Jack thought he’d left all possibility of Hockey behind in a sick puddle on the bathroom floor. Jack had to know he hadn’t stayed away because he wanted to. His parents must have told them he’d tried to visit but that Alicia had told him not to come.
“Don’t come Kent. He need to rest. He needs to know there’s life outside of Hockey.”
And like an idiot. Like a newly drafted NHL player idiot he listened.
But he never forgot. How could he?
Jack was the love of his life.
In the background Beyonce sings about being in love. Kent’s in love all right and he’s shit faced. And this song reminds him of frat house hallways and hands groping desperately at a body he hadn’t touched in too long but that felt familiar as his own.
“Fuck Jack! What do you want me to say? That I miss you? I miss you, ok? I miss you.”
He was just trying to fucking help! But Jack was too stubborn, to determined to try and fail on his own and face his father’s rejection like some martyr. And Kent knew he’d hate it, he’d hate it and he’d love it because deep down he wanted it because he felt like he deserved it.
“You always say that.”
In the spaces between his hammering heart beats Kent felt the edges of his longing turn to anger. Why was Jack being like this? Why was he throwing Kent’s help away? Why was he trying to throw Kent away? And on the wave of those questions came more questions like, why hadn’t Jack tried to call? Kent found his fucking body didn’t he remember that? Hadn’t anyone told him? Didn’t he care?!
“You know what Zimmermann? You think you’re too fucked up to care about? That you’re not good enough? Everyone already knows what you are but it’s people like me who still car!”
“Shut up.”
Jack didn’t want his help then fucking fine.
“You’re scared everyone else is going to find out you’re worthless right? Oh don’t worry! Just give it a few seasons Jack trust me!”
“G-get out of my room.”
Heaving in the silence Kent swallowed around the jagged parts of his heart and in the hardest voice he could muster said,
“Fine. Shut me out. Again.”
Truthfully Kent expected to ride out the next few days of the silent treatment, give Jack a chance to calm down, to realise that his pride wasn’t going to get him anywhere fast. Magnanimously Kent gave him a week to sort his shit out before texting,
‘I’m sorry about last weekend. Please consider my offer’.
But all he got was more silence. Silence in January, silence in February and come draft day there was more of the same except this silence was worse because it was screamed all over the sports networks and blogs.
Zimmermann signs with Providence Falconers
Kent skated so hard that day he puked.
Now Kent stands in the smoking area of a club on the strip with too much coke in the air and too much liquor in his body and he’s staring down at his phone and cursing Jack Zimmermann’s name. Sagging against the dirty brick wall he takes a deep breath and with every cell in his body and all the power in his mind he makes a wish. He makes several wishes, actually.
I wish I was happy.
I wish I was stronger.
I wish I didn’t know how to love.
I wish I’d never fallen in love with Jack Zimmermann.
I wish I’d never met Jack Zimmermann.
Something in him shifts anxiously after that last one and his eyes snap open. No. He doesn’t wish that. He doesn’t. He can’t because…because he doesn’t know who he is if a part of him doesn’t love a man he can’t have.
He pulls up Jack’s number again. Sooner or later he’ll see Jack. They’ll face off on the ice and even though they’ll be playing against one another he’ll remember what it was like to play in the Q. He’ll remember that when they played together nothing could beat them. When they hit the ice Kent will look at Jack and Jack will smile and he will know that whatever happened last year doesn’t matter.
Maybe Jack will love him again.
He brings the phone to his ear and listen to the ring.
“You’ve reached the T-Mobile voicemail service for ‘Jack Zimmermann’,” Kent’s heart clenches at the sound of his voice. “This person is unavailable to take your call. Please leave a message after the tone.”
Kent hangs up.
In the background the music stops and a voice, muffled by the thick walls of the exterior, announces. “It’s almost midnight! Countdown with me!”
Ten
Kent brings the phone to his ear again.
Nine
It rings.
Eight
Seven
“You’ve reached the t-mobile voicemail service for ‘Jack Zimmermann’,”
Six
“this person is unavailable to take your call,”
Five
“Please leave a message after the tone.”
Four
Three
Two
One
“Hey it’s- it’s me. Happy New Year.”
December 31st 2015 – 10:55pm
Kent Zips up his pants, fishes his cell out and leans against the stall door. The music is muted in the bathroom but he can’t tell if it’s because it’s any quieter in here or if it’s just the ringing in his ears. Occasionally the hiss of urine hitting porcelain reminds him where he is but soon his focus on the little glowing screen drowns even that out. The little glowing screen all lit up with the sky blues of twitter.
That Bittle kid is tweeting up a storm. He’s back in Samwell for the new year and there’s pictures of him leaning heavily into bodies twice as tall and twice as wide as himself. Not that it’s hard when then guy’s the size of a thimble.
@omgcheckplease @clarissaexplainsitall showin’ bros how it’s done.
Kent’s signal is shitty in here and it takes his phone an agonisingly long time to pull up the picture of Lardo grinning as Holsom and Ranster(???) bow before her. She has a heeled foot on Holsom’s shoulder and her shutter shades, that can hide a look of determination so scary Kent knew he was done for the moment he accepted the pong ball, do nothing to obscure the triumph she exudes.
@omgcheckplease reigning 2016 champion @clarissaexplainsitall
Kent closes the photo and scrolls up and down looking for a tweet, any tweet, that’ll clue him in to what’s going on in Samwell…or more importantly what’s going on with a certain dark haired, blue eyed Canadian.
Kent’s not a fan of Eric’s, not in the least, but he’s become an avid checker of his feed ever since a picture of Jack turned up over the fourth of July weekend. A picture of him looking comfortable in a kitchen straight out of a Southern Homes Style magazine.
They haven’t spoken since the game. They didn’t even speak at the game just exchanged passive aggressive jibes through reporters who resurrected all their old clips from the Q helping Kent to relieve the now excruciating memories of good times playing with a guy Kent thought to call his soul mate.
At the end of the game Kent tried to get hold of Jack but he was long gone. At least Kent got the game winning goal. If there was ever a better fuck you to someone it was a game loss for Jack.
Finally when his finger hurts from swiping and his eyes g smudgy Kent locks his phone and slips it back in his pocket.
A second later a smack on the door makes him jump so hard he nearly topples into the toilet.
“Hey open the fuck up!” A familiar voice bellows.
“We know you’re in there Parson! There’s a shot here with your name on it!”
Kent takes a deep breath and tries to pull himself together. When he opens the door he covers any sign of heartache with a glower at two of his team mates. “What the fuck were you doing in there?” Cray peers curiously past him.
“Making sure they’ve got the right number for your mom on the wall.” Kent retorts summoning the cocky half smile he wears in all he posters and cards he scrawls his signature over after games. All it takes is this quirk and Kent’s untouchable again. The boys follow him across to the sink. There’s no soap and all the taps do is dribble water when he turns them. He can’t believe they charge fifty bucks for tickets to this event and can’t even spring for decent plumbing. If he was a better team captain he’d have sanitiser with him.
Jeff guffaws and Cray flips him off. “Quit hiding like a bitch in here and come join the party. The company got hotter.”
“How,” Kent scoffs, “I was in here.”
Cray gives him a sarcastic little smile, “You think you’re the hottest member of this team huh?”
Jeff ushers them both out of the men’s room.
“I am the hottest member!” Kent shouts over yet another terrible remix of a song he likes.
Cray mimes that he can’t hear him.
Kent rolls his eyes and pushes through the sweaty corridor of bodies that strain their necks to see the three figures heading up to the coveted VIP area. Kent wipes sweat from his brow that he’s not convinced is his with a grimace. He doesn’t want to be here and he’s not drunk enough yet to forget that he hates New Years. It’s the same shit every year. A different party, a different city but it’s always the same vibe. He’s always with people he likes, he always drinks too much and then makes the same promise.
He’s going to live life like he never met Jack Zimmermann.
He’s not drunk enough yet though but luckily for him (or at least as promised by Cray) there are six women dressed in flirty little skirts and tops waiting for them on the leather seats specifically designed to make you feel like you can drink (and snort) as much as you like and it’ll all slide down you and not stain just like the liquor you’ll spill on their wipe clean couches.
Kent takes a deep breath and reinforces the face that makes it look like he’s into this. “Where are the shots?”
Jeff gives him an indecipherable look and situates himself on the bench furthest from the girls. Cray rolls his eyes as if to say ‘whipped’.
One of the girls leaps up, prompted by her friends, and crosses the small space towards him. She’s wearing heels, not that Kent’s looking at her feet, but her tottering is unmistakeable and more prominent still because she’s obviously drunk. “I’m Amber.” She says when they’re within shouting distance.
Kent smiles like his posters. “Hi Amber.”
One hand rises to tuck her hair behind her ear and she smiles coyly down at her chest. It’s dusted with glitter Kent can see it shimmering in the strobes. “You like to party?” she asks withdrawing a little white baggy from her sparkly cleavage. When she looks up Kent thinks her eyes flash black. Kent wonders if this is a sign that he should give up now and just let someone drag him into oblivion the quick way. His eyes snag on the baggy full of shit that gets guys benched Amber shakes in her long fingertips.
He thinks about it. It’s a party. There’s only the team up here. The team and six women who won’t keep quiet about partying with the hottest members of the Las Vegas Aces. Who will regale their friends with very detailed stories, from what they wore to what they took. Time feels suspended as he tries to make his decision but his brain is foggy enough that he quickly bores of his pros and cons list and where he falls on the turns has him nodding faintly.
He’s nowhere near the ice now. “Yeah.” He breathes, “I like to party.”
Amber’s grin is a mirror of his own as she pops open the bag and sprinkles a line across the rise of her left breast. Kent feels like a rapper when he snorts it from her skin and accepts the chaser shot Cray hands him.
He feels like a NHL player.
He feels like the Kent Parson they write about on the blogs.
In the background someone mutters, “Just like Zimmermann.”
December 31st 2015 – 11:30pm
Kent doesn’t know who dragged who but he’s not moving anymore. He’s pressed up against a toilet stall door and whoever it was that was giving him eyes from across the room is now giving him eyes from the floor as they kneel ready to make good on a threat delivered between the dancefloor and the sticky club hall.
I’ll show you a good time.
This isn’t Kent’s first rodeo, he’s made toilet stall fucks into an art form and so he bites down on his lips to smother the embarrassingly loud moan of relief when the guys plump lips wrap around his dick and a hot wet tongue circles the head.
Kent puts out a hand to brace himself on the stall wall behind his kneeled companion. His hips jolt as he shifts and the guy pulls back with a protesting, “Dude.”
“Sorry.” Kent mutters and means it. The guy gives him a sceptical look and Kent would reassure him that he isn’t into forcing strangers to deep throat him if he could find any of the words needed to articulate that and sound genuine. Instead he prompt’s the guy with a “So?” desperate to drown out the droning remix of a Solvig song with the sound of this guy sucking his dick.
Mercifully the guy takes a breath and takes Kent into his mouth again. He knows what he’s doing and when Kent feels the guys other hand cup his balls he thinks that perhaps this could be over before midnight, just in time for Kent to stumble out and say Happy New Year as if he thinks this year is going to be any different from the last. Or the one before that, or any of the ones before his best friend tried to kill himself and cast Kent out of his new post suicide life.
Kent blinks slowly and slower still until a particularly lascivious lap of his friends tongue pushes him far from the bathroom at Midas and back to somewhere they’re not playing terrible remixes of songs he likes. Somewhere the music is something with a bit more twang and completely ill fitting to the Canadian mansion he’s in.
The mouth on his there isn’t hurried or impersonal. It’s slow and loving and a little shy because he’s just seventeen and both of them pretend to know what they’re doing with girls but with each other there’s nothing but honesty, and so when Jack takes him into his mouth it’s with an uncertainty that makes Kent both impatient and fond. Kent reaches out to caress Jack’s cheek, to tell him he feels so good, that his mouth is amazing and that he’s about to come. It’s crude and scripted but he hopes that between the stock phrases they’ve picked up from all those pornos that Jack hears what Kent is really saying.
You’re perfect. I can’t believe you’re doing this for me. I love you.
They never said they loved each other but you didn’t get chemistry on the ice like theirs without heart.
A tug on his dick pulls him from the tentative ministrations of the past and plants him back in the toilet stall of the club he wished he’d never fucking suggested for the night. His hand hovers in mid air paused on it’s way to the strangers face. The guy gives it a sideways look but doesn’t say anything. Instead he pushes his face down and down and down until his nose brushes the hairs at Kent’s groin.
Kent moans.
“You like that?” The guy pants his lips spit slick and eyes glassy from too much fairy dust.
All he can do is nod because his throat is throbbing so hard he feels like he can’t breathe.
“Fuck yeah you do.” The guy smirks moving his tight grip up and down Kent’s flesh. Kent’s belly quivers and his balls tighten between his legs.
Kent can’t remember the guy’s name and it doesn’t matter. It won’t matter when he’s come, it won’t matter when they leave the stall and go back outside to toast another year of fucking around and being fucking miserable and wishing he’d never met Jack fucking Zimmermann and then taking it back because he daren’t risk the wish coming true. Because what excuse would he have for burying his misery in every body he meets at a club three sheets to the wind if he can’t blame it on Jack?
What would he do with all the mental space freed up by getting over Jack?
The hand stops moving and clamps around the base of his dick. Kent mewls belatedly realising he was close, so close.
“Not yet.” The voice below him growls.
Fuck you yes yet Kent scowls removing the guys hand.
The guy smirks at him and mutters something that doesn’t sound English. Kent’s belly clenches and his dick pulses. When he looks down again all he can see is dark hair.
“Can- uh, can you speak French?” he asks brokenly.
“Huh?” the guy frowns up at him shattering the bubble.
“Nothing – nothing forget it.”
The guy gives him another wary look like he’s deciding this is more hassle than it’s worth and Kent wouldn’t blame him but he could kill him if he stops now because he’s so, so close.
In the background the music the cuts off. A second later the chant starts.
Ten
Nine
Eight
Seven
Kent’s once again enveloped in the wet heat of the strangers mouth.
Six
Five
Four
Three
His belly tightens and his leg shakes.
Two
One
In a rush his body tightens and the black behind his lids turns white as the cum painting his partners face.
The guy turns to spit what load he caught in his mouth, down the toilet.
Happy New Year.
December 31st 2016 – 3:00pm
“Last year Hudson said you all went to a club.” Lewsey says scooping up his Taco but leaving half the filling behind on the Styrofoam plate.
“Uh huh.” Kent answers taking care to keep his own Taco filling in the damn Taco because he’s not an animal and this is not his only meal of the day so he’s not going to act like it is…well not in front of the rookies who are acting every bit like the children they are when Lewis pouts and misses the hint to quit while he’s ahead. “And?” Kent asks after he’s finally swallowed.
“I’m just sayin’ a house party…it’s a little…” he gropes around for the right word and Kent hopes to god it’s the right word because he’s in a pissy mood. Killing himself in the gym was not the good mood shortcut he’d hoped it be and despite Cray engaging him in a squat competition (and losing sorely which always makes Kent’s gloating a little sweeter) the endorphin’s washed away with the soapy run off down the drain.
He’s tried to solve the problem with food but that’s not working either.
“High school?” Cray finishes because he loves watching a car crash.
Kent shoots Cray a dirty look that he brushes off with an obtuse smile. Kent takes a delaying bite and when he’s finished he gives Lewsey the kind of look you reserve for the child that’s been winding you up all day. It’s a look he inherited from his mum and makes him look just like her. “We all went to a club and it was hella expensive and wasn’t that much fun. Jeff’s got a huge fucking house, the booze is free and the music’ll be better.” He takes a breather and sips his soda, “But by all means go to a club and stand outside in line all night. You won’t be missed.”
Lewsey gapes and Taco filling falls from his mouth. He struggles to catch it back, “Erm.” He chews quickly, “No it’s-“ he looks at Cray for help but Cray’s too busy trying to smother his laughter. “It’s fine.”
“Is it?” Kent asks tartly. “You don’t have to come.”
Lewsey once again looks to Cray for help which is stupid because the guy lives for awkward moments like these. Everyone thinks Cray’s a nice guy because he doesn’t verbally give the rookies shit, but none of them have wisened up to the traps he silently lays.
“No, no! I want to.” Lewsey insists.
“It’s not mandatory.” Cray says with artful nonchalance.
Kent looks down at the table for a knife but all he sees is a straw. If he gets an eye it’ll shut Cray up but he’ll only get one shot and he can’t vouch for his accuracy. Which is ironic considering what he does for a living.
“It isn’t?” Lewsey doesn’t sound sure.
Before he answers Kent finishes his Taco. He takes his sweet time with it and Cray doesn’t fill the gap of silence which leaves their rookie to glance between them anxiously while nibbling on his own food.
By the time Kent’s done Lewsey’s practically purple.
“Look,” Kent begins, wiping his greasy fingers on a napkin. “Come, don’t come, I don’t give a shit.” He screws up his tissue and punctuates his words by throwing it onto Lewsey’s plate.
“No, no! I wan-wanna come.” Lewsey stutters.
Kent shrugs and gathers up the their debris. “Whatever man. Be there or not it’s your night.” And with that he takes off for the trash can at the back of the restaurant.
While Kent’s in the bathroom Lewsey looks helplessly at Cray who shrugs like he doesn’t know what’s up with their captain but looks like he knows exactly what’s up with their captain.
“Did I- did I really offend Parser or something?” Lewsey asks slowly.
Cray makes to shrug again but he likes Lewsey the best out of all the rookies. Lewsey reminds him of his sister (the only family member he can stand), he even kind of looks like her…or the male version of her at least which is more than he does because he got their dad’s looks which includes their dads unfortunate nose and tendency to put weight on round the face. Cray takes a deep breath then on an exhale answers, “Parser hates New Years.”
Lewsey takes a moment to digest this. He considers it for a moment after that and then says, “My brother hates New Years too but that’s because he got run over when he was a kid and I’m pretty sure he has PTSD from it. Or at least that’s what my sister thinks. I think he just hates that he never has anyone to kiss at midnight.” He shrugs as though it’s just one of those mysteries he’ll never figure out.
Cray loves this kid.
“Does Kent have PTSD?” he asks.
Cray blinks a little startled. He doesn’t know if Kent has PTSD per say but he knows that when it comes to December thirty first there’s something ugly that unfurls inside Kent. “Nah he just never has anyone to kiss at midnight.” Cray lies easily.
Lewsey rears back like this is the most confusing part of his afternoon so far. Not the being abducted at two thirty to go get Taco’s from a tiny fast food joint right on the lip of the city. Not being told to leave his phone behind on pain of endless drills. Not being told that he can only order an everything Taco or a nothing Taco with extra refried beans. Not being forced to wear shorts even though it’s a little too chilly for that.
“That doesn’t make any sense.” Lewsey declares. “He’s Kent Parson! Captain of the Las Vegas Aces.”
Cray’s smile makes his face ache. “And yet,” he tries not to laugh, “he finds himself puckering up into air at midnight.”
Lewsey lowers his voice, “Every year?” he asks disbelievingly.
“Every year.” Cray confirms.
“Is it a suspicion thing? Like Moller and the…” he makes a crude motion with his hand.
“No. Not many people know this but,” Cray leans in conspiratorially, “Kent Parson has no game.”
“No!” Lewsey practically gasps. “No way!” he almost sounds scared like if Kent Parson has no game then none of them do.
“Honest to God.” Cray crosses his fingers under the table.
When Kent returns it takes one look at Lewsey’s confounded expression for him to turn a suspicious one on Cray. “What did you tell him?”
“I told him you woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning and not to take your piss poor mood personally.” Cray lies seamlessly.
Kent doesn’t miss a beat, “You told him I got not game didn’t you?”
Cray’s grin is shit eating, “He believed me too. You need to pick up more, it’s getting too easy.”
Kent flips him off. “Crays a liar and a scumbag,” Kent educates Lewsey, “and out of the two of us he’s been celibate the longest.”
“Helps me focus my game.” Cray replies sombrely.
“Right…” Lewsey’s eyes dart between them both.
“Let’s blow this joint.” Kent pauses, “If you’re not familiar with the term Cray it’s when-“
“Fuck you man.” Cray shoves his shoulder and they burst out into the white sun of the parking lot.
Cray cries shotgun and runs for the car like a child. Kent walks slower because his hamstrings are fucking killing him and Lewsey hovers in the gap between them like an excited child but one that doesn’t want to lose sight of his parents. When he reaches out for the backdoor handle Kent frowns.
“What are you doing?”
“Getting in the car.” Lewsey rolls his eyes.
“Rookies walk home.” Kent deadpans.
Lewsey laughs haltingly, “Har har.” He tries the handle again but Kent won’t unlock the car. “Seriously?” Lewsey squeaks. “How am I supposed to get back?”
Kent shrugs.
“Come on man.” He whines tugging on the handle.
Kent motions for him to back away from the car and Lewsey retreats a step. “Next time,” Kent advises opening the drivers side and getting in, “don’t be so ready to believe Cray’s lies.” He slams the door down and a second later the window rolls down. “See you at Jeff’s later.” Kent salutes him then starts the car.
Lewsey makes an aborted sound of protest but Kent’s car peels out of the lot and he doesn’t even break when he meets the road.
Lewsey stares after them long after they’re gone. And even longer after that when he realises he doesn’t have his phone.
December 31st 2016 – 6:02pm
“You’re wearing that?” Kent leans forward to squint at the screen even though he can see Katie perfectly.
His sister gives an impatient little snort, “The hanger makes it look shorter.” She says to reassure him.
Not reassured in the least Kent remarks, “I think the dress makes the dress look short.”
Kate’s withering look is just as effective on screen as it is in person, “I don’t tell you how to dress.” She retorts.
“I don’t wear tiny dresses.” He argues.
“Only because you don’t have the legs for it!”
There’s a pause and then both Parson siblings dissolve into laughter. Kent clutches his heart dramatically and in between guffaws pouts, “Wow babe. Ouch.”
“Sorry, sorry.” Katie sighs giving a rueful little smile.
“You already had this talk with mom eh?”
“I already had this talk with mom.” She nods.
Kent sits back feeling like an asshole. “Sorry.”
“It’s fine but it’s not like I can help being hot.” She smirks.
Kent rolls his eyes but says, “Well it is to be expected of the sister of Kent Parson.”
Katie looks confused, “Is this Kent Parson massive nerd and consistent loser of hungry hippos, pool, connect four, fuzboll and basically every other game that isn’t on the ice?”
“No it’d be the other Kent. The one who’s good at everything.” He says sardonically.
Katie shrugs clueless. “Never met the guy.”
“Christ put mom back on.” He groans.
Katie’s eyes bug out of her head and Kent’s about to tell her to calm down when she sputters “Is that Cray?!”
Kent does a double take over his shoulder when he sees what Cray’s wearing…or not wearing. He thinks this is bad enough but Cray’s wearing the boxers with beavers all over them, a nod to a very lewd joke he will definitely not share with his sister. From the screen there’s a wolf whistle and said sister sings, “Hey hot stuff! Where’d you get that body?”
Kent slams the laptop screen down. “I was on skype to my little sister!”
“Yeah,” Cray laughs, “And she can chirp with the best of them.”
Kent will not tell Katie that in case she feels entitled to gloat. “What the fuck are you doing in your underwear in my room?”
“I thought you liked that kind of thing.” Cray scoffs.
Kent feels his heart leap into the back of his throat. “Why the fuck would you think that?” He chokes out venomously.
Cray rears back, “I was joking Christ. Fragile masculinity much?”
Kent could howl if he were capable of finding anything to do with his panic funny. He hasn’t been able to relax since Zimmermann and his stupid blonde boyfriend came out on centre ice after the cup win this summer. He knows it’s ironic to feel even more trapped now when Zimm’s no doubt did it to unchain not only himself but many others living closeted life in the world of professional sports. Kent doesn’t know if Zimmermann forgot what that sort of scrutiny would do to everyone in his life or if he just didn’t care but on the cusp of the big reveal came a litany of blog posts that spent way too much time looking for clues about his orientation in his past and unearthed some rumours about he and Kent that sat way too close for comfort.
Kent hasn’t said a thing about them but he’s been approached several times and even now, all these months later, he still has to watch what he says when Jack’s name comes up.
It also means he’s had to act like the big ol’ straight bro in the locker room just to convince the other guys that the rumours are just that, rumours for teenage girls who romanticise gay relationships between hot guys.
Honestly it’s more exhausting than the regular old pretending he was doing before.
“You’re still half naked in my room.” Kent blinks at Cray.
“I was looking for a spare towel. I gotta shower.”
He couldn’t come in looking for a towel before he took his god damn clothes off? Kent girits his teeth. “What’s wrong with your shower?”
“The waters still not back on. Jesus Christ Parson what crawled up your butt and died? I shower here all the time.”
Cray’s right. Parson lets him shower here all the time, he’s even peed while Cray’s been in the shower so it’s not like he hasn’t seen Cray’s bubble butt before. But (butt!) it’s different now because before Kent was straight and now he’s…well he’s never been straight but the guys didn’t know that, and the ones who did suspect were such a minority as to be easy to ignore or convince otherwise.
Fucking Zimmermann.
“So can I use your shower?”
Kent deflates and hopes his expression is less anxiety and more apology for snapping ‘irrationally’, “Yeah. Towels are in the airing cupboard it’s the door beside my bedroom door.”
“Ahh,” Cray hums, “So that’s what that room is.”
Kent almost doesn’t dare ask but he’s desperate for the distraction, “What did you think it was?”
“Your red room.” Cray snickers.
December 31st 2016 – 9:30pm
Swoops opens the door in a glittery green shirt that makes Kent question his whole existence. “Parse, glad you could make it.” Swoops exchanges a handshake and when both men pull each other in for a back slap Swoops speaks against his ear, “mention the shirt and I’ll pee in your beers.”
When Kent pulls back he’s smirking.
“Kent.” Swoops warns.
“I didn’t say anything.”
“You didn’t have to.”
“You two spend too much time together.” Swoops’ girlfriend sashays down the hall. She looks stunning in a velvet grey dress that hugs her hips in a way that means Swoops is gonna be cleaning up everybody’s drool all night. Jasmine hip checks Swops out of the way and embraces Kent. “Glad you could make it.” She presses a kiss to his cheek.
Kent’s missed Jasmine and Swoops over Christmas while they went to Spain to visit Jas’ parents and he opens his mouth to tell them so when Hudson interrupts from over his shoulder.
“You almost sound like you mean it.” He guffaws shouldering his way past Kent through the front door. Neither Swoops not Kent miss the stiffening of Jasmines spine or the tightening of her smile.
There’s a history there. A history Swoops will never talk about because he’s been advised not to jeopardies team dynamics. It’s a history he won’t tell Kent in case Kent feels obligated to do something. It’s a history that makes Jasmine suddenly look self-conscious in her outfit.
Kent pulls away and he watches as Swoops and Hudson exchange a perfunctory handshake and back slap. Hudson turns and does the same with Kent. It’s full of just as much feeling as Swoops’. “Glad you could make it Parser. Missing the club?” Hudson’s eyes glint with innuendo.
Kent tries to head his flush off before it reaches his face. “Only thing I’m missing is a beer.”
“Bar’s where you left it.” Swoops waves them in.
December 31st 2016 – 10:30pm
“You should have seen this guy! He looked like fucking Puff daddy snorting coke off that chicks tit.” Hudson claps Kent on the back so hard he sloshes beer on Swoops’ carpet.
“Shit.”
Swoops leaps up with him, “I got it Parse.” He puts out a hand to stop Kent from rising from the couch to do it himself but Kent’s sick of hearing Hudson tell a story that makes him sound like a grade A douchebag. Kent’s a dick he doesn’t exactly work to prove otherwise but the coke thing was exceptionally douchey and he’s only ever done it once. But once is all it takes and now it’s Hudson’s favourite story to tell.
He wasn’t even there until after Kent had done it but nobody ever seems to fact check him. Hudson’s a good story teller and even Kent finds himself believing his version of events because it makes him sound less like a fratty white boy and more like the pimp people expect a professional athlete to be.
“Parse I got it.” Swoops assures him a second time for show when Kent is on his feet and following him into the kitchen. Jasmine whirls round wine glass to her lips looking guilty that she’s been caught necking pinot.
“Having a good time baby?” Swoops laughs.
“It’ll be great when I get to bottom of this bottle.” She pours another generous glass and waves the bottle at Kent, “Want one sweetheart?”
Something in Kent will always soften when Jasmine calls him sweetheart. It’s the way she says it with such fondness in her voice. It fools Kent into thinking that Jasmine loves him too. He’s five beers in and it’s easy to say yes to another drink and bask in the warmth of the press of Jasmines lips to his cheek and her hand cupping his jaw. “You okay?”
Kent nods.
“Hudson’s telling the coke story again.” Swoops shuts the fridge.
Jasmine tucks her lips between her teeth in displeasure. “What so he thinks you’re like him now?” her voice is sharper than the knife on the cheese board.
“He’ll get bored in a second when he realises all the women here have heard the story.” Kent waves it off.
“Which one?” Jasmine can’t fight snorting.
“All of them.” Jeff says meaningfully.
There’s that history again. Kent’s got enough beer in him to give him amnesia and ask about these other stories but there’s a crash from the study that sends Swoops flying with the names of someone’s kids on his lips.
Jasmine swipes a bit of cheese and holds it out to Kent, “Soak some of that up yeah?” She gestures to the bottle in Kent’s hand. Kent waves off her concern because he’s very determined to get wasted before twelve and he’s only got – he checks his watch- ninety minutes left. He chugs the rest of the beer and steals Jasmine’s glass.
“One day,” she sighs, “you’re going to have to get over him.”
“Who?”
Jasmine gives him a look.
“Who says?��� he gasps wiping his mouth with the back of his hand.
“Your sanity?” Kent reaches for the wine but Jasmine pushes it out of his reach. “Come on Kent.”
“Don’t tell me how to live my life.” He scowls childishly.
Jasmine gives him a long look but when he doesn’t rush to apologise she leaves the kitchen. Kent snags the wine bottle and takes a swig trying to fill the space that Jasmine’s disappointment hollows out of him. When it doesn’t work he goes out to freeze in the garden.
December 31st 2016 – 11:25pm
Kent’s butt has gone numb but he’s still staring at the god damn app.
He wants to say he’s happy for them. He wants to get behind them like everyone else and say words like ‘good for them’ and ‘that’s real progress they’re pioneering’ and ‘we should all representation’ and other sentences with buzz words like that but he just…can’t. Kent can’t support them not because he’s a raging homophobe but because he’s broken hearted and bitter.
Silence he could take. Being frozen out he could take. But seeing them like that? On the ice in front of thousands of fans and cameras that broadcast to millions more all over the country, all over the world, kissing? Kissing like they were in love? Kissing like they’d waited their lifetimes to do it?
Kissing like they were fucking happy.
There was nothing but white noise in his head when he saw it on Cray’s phone but after they’d gotten outside, after Carly couldn’t be heard giving his opinion like anyone gave a shit, his brain filled up with the kind of howling Kent was terrified people could hear.
That was supposed to be us!
His brain still screams it sometimes. It screams it when his eyes snag on a picture of Jack beaming at the camera holding a fucking pie that isn’t on any diet plan Kent’s ever prescribed to. He screams it when he sees a picture of them kissing on instagram or twitter. He yowls it when he sees the picture of Jack passed out in bed, covers hiked up to his waist and hair all sleep mussed.
Roadies are tough even on the veterans the caption reads.
It’s supposed to be cute but it makes Kent want to hurl. Kent only met that bitty kid once but he’s pretty sure that whatever he has with Jack can in no way compare to what he and Kent had.
They were masters on the ice. The bloody champions of the no look one shot goal for fucks sake! Everything they were on the ice they were a million times more off of it and each side fed into the other making them real contenders. Kent and Jack were supposed to go in the draft together. They were supposed to graduate to pro from their farm teams and get the A’s and then captaincy. Kent was supposed to spend his days doing the two things he enjoyed most. Playing hockey and loving Jack.
Sure Kent still gets to play hockey but he has to watch someone else love Jack and Jack love someone else.
Meanwhile Kent sits here on his ass too afraid to take a chance on someone else because lord knows Jack got all the luck. He gets lucky enough to find a boyfriend at Samwell, a boyfriend who obviously understood the dangers of Jack coming out in the world. Kent wouldn’t be so lucky. Kent would probably tether his line to someone who would sell him down the river, out in him in the tabloids or blackmail him for their silence. Or worse resent him for pulling them back into the closet with him.
Kent pitches the wine bottle into the garden and hears it smash somewhere down the patio. He regrets it immediately.
Gluttonous for punishment Kent opens up Eric’s twitter.
@omgcheckplease start as you mean to go on.
Attached is a picture of a series of pies all laid out neatly and photogenically along a gleaming kitchen counter. A kitchen counter Jack’s pay check paid for no doubt.
The next few tweets are a transcript of conversations they’ve been having with their friends and family during the day. The next few are a saccharine sweet shout out to all the ‘fans’ who have supported them this year since the Falconers cup win and Jack and Eric’s big gay reveal.
Eric doesn’t type big gay reveal, Kent just adds that in because he’s angry and petty and self-destruction has no bite unless he’s adding in his own internalised (and really it has to be internalised because only six people in Kent’s life know he’s gay) homophobia.
The next tweet comes with a picture of a beer pong table set up.
@omgcheckplease @clarissaexplainsitall showin’ bros how it’s done again!
@omgcheckplease reigning 2017 champion @clarissaexplainsitall
Attached is a photo reminiscent of the photo taken last time except there’s only one guy beneath her foot and it’s Jack. His face is all scrunched up and peculiar looking and Kent does a double take when he realises that it’s because he’s laughing so hard.
He sways on the wall and closes his phone.
He doesn’t know who the fuck that guy in the photo is.
Falling off the wall Kent starts the slow stumble back to the house and when he steps through the patio doors the warm air dries his lips and shrinks his bladder threateningly.
He hunts for the bathroom but the downstairs one is occupied and so he crawls, on his hands and knees, up the stairs too drunk to just hold onto the railing. When he summits them he spots two girls leaning against the landing wall each staring at their phones. Both are leggy and blonde and completely Hudson’s type
“They are goals.” The tallest leggiest one gushes. Her gold dress makes her glow.
“Such goals.” Her less leggier but no less blonder friend agrees.
“I know it’s, like, not pc to say but I totally think them making out on centre ice was hot.”
“Oh my god hella hot.”
If you think that’s hot you should have seen him sucking cock Kent thinks to himself and because he finds himself so hilarious he snorts out loud. The girls whirl around eyes saucer wide and full of guilt.
“Sssorry ladies,” he slurs passing them, “Please go back to…whatever the fuck you were doin’.” He sends an approximation of a grin over his shoulder before shutting the bathroom door behind him.
He throws the lid up, pulls his pants down and relieves himself. Outside in the hall he hears the girls say,
“Kent’s hot.”
“Brett says he’s a fucking mess and a coke addict.”
Hudson invited them then.
“Do you think those rumours about him and Jack were true? You know the-“ she pauses and Kent wonders if she’s miming sniffing coke or a handjob.
“Regardless I’d still fuck him.”
After a beat the other girl says, “Yeah me too.”
December 31st 2016 – 11:48pm
“Kent? Kent? Open the door. I know you’re in there.” The handle twists but Kent made sure to lock it so all it does is rattle against the frame. “Fucks sake. You better not be passed out in your own puke.”
Kent grunts. Not his style.
There’s a muffled “Thank god.” Outside the door followed by a click of the lock and finally the door opening. Swoops appears with a glass bottle in his hand and the first thing Kent slurs is,
“That better be vodka.”
“Ha ha.” Jeff says humourlessly. “No. You’ve had enough fucking liquor you can drink this.” He hands him the bottle and a slice of bread, “And eat this. Why are you in my bath tub?”
Kent ignores the water but does take the bread. Crumbs fall onto his chest. “It looked comfortable.”
Jeff heaves a weary sigh, “And is it?”
Kent shakes his head and more crumbs tumble down. It’s very uncomfortable but Kent was sad anyway and so he decided what was a little more discomfort in the grand scheme of things? “I should have come.” Jeff gives him a look. “I’m ruining the…the…good times.”
“Hudson’s hitting on Maya. You’re missing a hell of a crash and burn but other than that,” Jeff pushes the water at him again, “you’re not preventing anything.”
Kent doesn’t believe him for a second. He’s always fucking up and getting too drunk and then too mopey and Swoops, no Jeff, he’s Jeff when it’s just them together, is always there to look after him. To drag him from one drink too many, helping to smooth over fights that Kent swears to god he didn’t start. Jeff’s like his guardian angel…or his carer.
“You shouldn’t have to look after me.”
Unexpectedly Jeff snaps, “Then stop needing it.” Taken aback Kent blinks up at him. “Is this about Zimmermann?”
Kent sinks down in the tub, “No.” he mumbles into his chest.
“And last year wasn’t about him either?”
“No.”
“You’re the worlds worst liar I swear to fucking god.” Jeff mutters, “I don’t know how nobody has figured you out.”
“I’m Captain,” Kent pouts petulant, “you’re not supposed to give your captain shit.”
Jeff gives him a dry look, “Pretty sure the captains not supposed to get wasted and curl up to die in my bath tub, and yet.”
Kent flips him off.
“Real captainly.”
Kent swigs water and hopes Jeff is affected by the defiance in the violent gulping.
“It could be you, you know.” Jeff says softly after a minute. “You could come out.”
Kent almost spits his water out. “I’m not like Jack.” He says when he’s done.
“You’re not?” Jeff looks genuinely puzzled.
Kent might find it fond if he knew how to process that expression and all it really meant. “I’m not…” he combs his soupy brain for the word, “beloved.”
“Beloved?” Jeff blinks at him in disbelief.
“Beloved.” Kent scowls at him. It’s less effective every time he does it.
“How in the fuck is Zimmermann beloved? You think just cos his dad was a hockey star and his boyfriend started a black market jam trade that that makes him beloved?” Jeff snorts as if to say give me strength “It’s his boyfriend doing the baking not him. Jack Zimmermann is no more or less ‘beloved’ than you.”
“I can’t come out.”
“Can’t or don’t want to?” Jeff replies swiftly.
Kent bristles, “Don’t want to.” Kent snaps.
At length Jeff decides, “I think that’s bullshit.”
“Don’t fucking assume you know anything about what I want.” Kent snaps viciously…or vicious for a guy drunk in a bath tub with crumbs all over his shirt.
“God forbid I do that Kent huh? God forbid I try to help you off this self-destructive fucking rollercoaster you are determined to be strapped into.”
“I never asked you to help me!”
“That’s what friends do!”
“I don’t need you as my friend!” he shouts.
“Of course you fucking do!” Jeff shouts back. “Without me you’d be dead, or worse, slandered in all the papers for all the fucking bathroom blowjobs.”
Kent scoffs bitterly, “I never took you for a homophobe.”
Jeff sneers at him, “I’m not a fucking homophobe you asshole I’m trying to look out for you. You don’t want to be out then stop fucking around with randoms who would sell you down the river if they ever found out who you are. You don’t want the wider world knowing things about you you’d rather keep secret then maybe you should stop taking strangers into back rooms and working your way through Nevada one grindr user at a time and focus on getting over Jack fucking Zimmermann.”
By the time he’s done Jeff’s chest is heaving and the air’s turned thick and heavy with all the words he’s just said. Kent can’t say anything for the giant lump in his throat and it takes him several tries before he feels like he can swallow it enough to make sound around it. “Why couldn’t it be me?”
Jeff sinks down, turns and leans his back against the tub. “You and Jack?”
“We used to date.” Kent whispers like he’s just admitted something huge. Like Jeff doesn’t already know that the tear in Kent’s heart is shaped like Zimmermann’s knife. “He thinks I forgot him and then when I went to talk to him at Samwell he just-“ Kent takes a shuddering breath, “he didn’t want to know. He told me to get out.”
Jeff takes a breath, “That was a long time ago.”
“He gets everything.” Kent croaks miserably. “The legendary parents, the money and the privilege. He got the fresh start and every hockey team vying to be his first pick even after he left them hanging. Then he gets the A and the perfect fucking boyfriend and now,” Kent’s head lolls against the tub, “now he gets a team who supports who he really is.”
Kent makes Jeff wait for the kicker.
“And he did it all without me.”
And there it is.
“We’d be there for you.”
Kent snorts, it’s a nice thought but it’s hardly true. “You think Hudson and Macksey are gonna be there for me? You think the GM’s are gonna be there for me? You know what they’ll fucking say. They’ll watch the ticket sales go down and the fights on the ice get worse and they’ll think maybe it’s best if I get scratched for a few games. Then it’s me handing over my C and sending me down to ‘train’ kids at the farm and then come trade day,” he makes a whistle bomb sound, “they’ll sell me to the only bidder.”
“They can’t kick you off the team for being gay Kent.”
“They can make it hard to stay on it.” He snaps, “God Jeff I love you but you’re fucking naïve.”
Jeff makes an angry impatient noise in the back of his throat, “You think you’re the only one who has a secret on this team? Do you think you’re the only player on this roster who has things they think they need to hide for fear of being benched or sent down to the farm? Jesus Christ Kent you’re the fucking captain. You could help these peoples!”
“I don’t owe anybody anything.”
“Then you’re just like Zimmermann, or worse because he just did that.”
“For himself.” Kent refuses to believe that Jack did that for anybody but himself. He won’t have thought about the wider world. Jack’s only ever crippled under the public pressure, he’s never risen to meet it or change it.
Jeff makes that sound again, “For himself or not he’s not opened a door that the leagues been trying to hold closed for decades. Whether he continues with this or not it’s out there now and pretty soon other players are going to gently nudge their way out and declare themselves too. You could be one of them.”
Kent’s silence is considering. “But I’d be alone.” He says quietly.
“You wouldn’t be alone.”
“You think I could find someone to kiss live on air after a game?”
Jeff rolls his eyes, “Now you’re just being facetious. I’m saying that if you came out you’d have people in your corner. Your family for one and me and Jasmine and loads of other guys on the team.”
Kent makes a sound, “You sure of that?”
“I am. If this bullshit,” he waves over his shoulder to Kent wasted in the bath, “is about more than your heartbreak with Zimmermann just know that you don’t have to be afraid of walking out there alone if you want to be honest with the world about this part of you. But if this is only about Jack then I have some friendly advice for you.”
Jeff pauses so Kent has to ask ,”And that is?”
“Get some therapy and get over him.”
“I thought the best way to get over someone was to get under someone else.”
Jeff thinks he hears a smile in Kent’s voice. He answers with his own, “The rate you’re going through them don’t you think if that were true it would have happened by now?”
“You can’t slut shame me.” He grumbles sinking down into the tub. His sneakers squeak on the porcelain.
Finally Jeff turns hooking his muscled forearms over the lip of the tub and staring down into Kent’s tear streaked face. Gently he wipes one away from his cheek. “Kent. I love you okay? I can’t watch you do this anymore. You’re too fucking talented and amazing to be sitting in my tub thirty seconds from midnight drunk crying over a boy who doesn’t love you.”
Kent sucks in a breath.
“Yes you idiot I love you.” Jeff rests his cheek on the tub and regards Kent with a fond smile. “And so does Jasmine.”
“It’s not exactly the kind of love that has us making out on centre ice is it?”
Jeff shrugs, “You never know”
Kent’s belly does something clenchy that he’ll only start to understand when he’s hungover, “but if you want it to be you’ll have to start picking up the tab at meals. You can even start at brunch tomorrow.”
Kent burps. “Oh God.” He scrambles to get up.
Jeff fights to lean back before Kent’s flailing limbs can smack him in the face. “Jesus okay? We can ease into it you can get the coffees.”
“Nope!” Kent falls half out of the bath in his haste to get away.
“Christ Kent you’ll never get that-“
Kent pushes violently past him and falls face first into the toilet. Then vomits.
“-kiss now.”
“Urgh.” Kent gasps into the bowl.
Jeff leans over and presses his hand to the space between Kent’s shoulder blades and slowly rubs up and down in what he hopes is a soothing manner. Kent opens his mouth to thank him then vomits again.
“Happy New Year Kent.”
Kent flips him off.
“No really. It’s midnight.” He slides his phone under Kent’s face. “See?”
On the screen 00:00 flashes up. “Fuck.” He sighs. “Happy New year man.”
Jeff’s hand returns a steady slow comforting stroke along his spine. “Happy New Year bro.”
Staring at the rancid water at the bottom of the toilet bowl Kent doesn’t know how happy the new years going to be but when he wakes in the morning to find two Advil’s and a water with a note propped against it that reads;
Hi sweetheart. Breakfast’s on you yeah?
He begins to reconsider.
#omgcp#kent parson#jeff troy#swoops#parser#check please#omgcheckplease#my fics#happy new years guys#parse positive
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@ossidae-passeridae thank you! I am loving it too ❤️
The "Zork/CCA" interactive fiction conceit is turning out quite challenging — the built-in terseness and repetition veers very quickly into the poetic/"lyrical" danger zone where every single word placement feels gravely important. (Which, combined with the temptation to edit as I go, makes it easy to get stuck in circles.)
Still, I think it's the right form for this story. The protagonist is in many ways languageless, disenfranchised of basic communication, and her ongoing frustration with rigidity of the text parser gives me a way to convey her nameless, conceptless emotional space. Not to mention, Ye Olde Text Adventure immediately conveys... autonomy but missing parts of the agency needed to fully realise it; choice but with few options; etc.
It's gonna be one of those fics I reedit in my head for years after it's published :P
Nine lines, nine people
Tagged by: @ossidae-passeridae
Tagging: @cadriona @commonfate @emanation-aura @ei-banana @gold-rhine @ohmeadows @queenlua @uncommonfate @yuniemaki
I'm counting the "paragraphs" as lines, because they're like sentences. to me
> check bed You do not see a bed. > east bedroom check bed look bed You enter the bedroom to the east. There is a bed and a side table. There is a wardrobe. There is a door to the west. You look at the bed. It is nearly made. Nobody has slept in it yet. > she went out today You remember now. She went out this morning. She shut the windows and lit the fire and made sure you had lots of food. > i love her Yes.
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i think to me, a parser game understanding basic parser game commands is kinda like manuscript formatting. maybe even separating out paragraphs in a fic? like, it both demonstrates whether or not the creator understands the conventions of the medium they’re working in and determines how frustrating the material is to consume
#interactive fiction#parsercomp#parser games#if you've never played a parser game maybe the difference between 'inspect' and 'examine' seems negligible#but it does make me wonder if the writer had actually played parsers before writing one?#and then i'm constantly typing the wrong thing because it's the right thing in every other game#i'm sure that stuff biases me but when there continues to be bad implementation i'm just not gonna get very far in a game
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A note to my readers:
Due to the fuckery of the scum of the earth parasite known as @unofficialao3app, all of my fics will now be restricted to registered users of AO3 ONLY. If you do not have an account and wish to, let me know. I should still have some invites left. I will also unfortunately be tagging all of my fics with some disclosures about reposts and consent of distribution which I have not given. I hate to be the person with a novel in their tags, but it’s a measure I must take.
An additional disclosure; none of my fan works have been nor will they ever be for profit. They are born out of my love for fandom, for the characters, and for my desire to share in their stories in my own retelling with other such fans. I do NOT consent to them being used for profit, directly or indirectly. I do NOT consent to reposts in any manner. The only place you will ever see my fic is on AO3 or, on occasion, MY personal tumblr or instagram account. NOWHERE ELSE. No fucking third party scumbag is gonna ruin fanfic for me or anyone else.
That being said, to my fellow authors, please, please, please do not delete your works. You can take the measures I described above to prevent anyone from using third party apps or parsers like the one used by this atrocious fucking chumbucket to access your fics. Don’t let them ruin this for you too. :(
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Exploring D:BH fics (Part 8)
One of the things I’ve always been really interested in is - how do fanon representations of characters differ from canon characterisations, and why? There are many reasons for that interest but I won’t ramble here, since to answer that question I’ll first need to start from the beginning: understanding how D:BH characters are represented in fanon.
This post covers how I extracted descriptions of DBH characters from author-provided AO3 tags. This refines the preliminary analysis I did on Connor and RK900 in RK1700 fics.
View results for: Connor | RK900 | Hank Anderson | Gavin Reed
I’d like to emphasise that quantitative data is good for a bird’s eye view of trends and that is all I really claim to be doing here. This by no means replaces close qualitative readings of text and fandom, but I think it has its worth in validating (or not) that, “Yes, there is some sort of trend going on here and this might be interesting to dig into.” Recap: Data was scraped from AO3 in mid-October 2019. I removed any fics that were non-English, were crossovers and had less than 10 words. A small number of fics were missed out during the scrape - overall 13933 D:BH fics remain for this analysis.
Part 1: Publishing frequency for D:BH with ratings breakdown Part 2: Building a network visualisation of D:BH ships Part 3: Topic modeling D:BH fics (retrieving common themes) Part 4: Average hits/kudos/comment counts/bookmarks received (split by publication month & rating) One-shots only. Part 5: Differences in word use between D:BH fics of different ratings Part 6: Word2Vec on D:BH fics (finding similar words based on word usage patterns) Part 7: Differences in topic usage between D:BH fics of different ratings Part 8: Understanding fanon representations of characters from story tags Part 9: D:BH character prominence in the actual game vs AO3 fics
1. Pulling out the relevant tags. For this analysis, I used the ‘other’ tags since they’re more freeform and allow authors to write unstandardised tags. At the same time, they’re likely to be simpler (in terms of grammar) than sentences within a fic, making it easier to pull out the information automatically. There were about 144,000~ tags to work with.
2. Identifying tags with character names. I already have a list of names thanks to working on topic modeling in Part 3. I ran a regex looking for tags with names. This left me with 33,000+ tags.
From here on the code is really held together by hideous amounts of tape but let’s proceed.
3. Pulling out descriptions of Connor. x 3.1. (word)!(character) descriptions, e.g. soft!Connor Regex for this since this is a clear pattern. I dropped any tags that had other names besides Connor.
The next few description types relied on Stanford’s dependency parser to identify the relations between the words. I then strung together the descriptions based on the relevant dependencies.
x 3.2 (noun) (character) descriptions, e.g. police cop Connor Step 1: Check if there is a noun before ‘Connor’ modifying ‘Connor’ Step 2: If yes, pull out all the words that appear before ‘Connor’
x 3.3 (adjective/past participle verb) (character) descriptions, e.g. sad Connor Step 1: Make sure it’s Connor and not RK900/upgraded Connor Step 2: Retrieve all adjectives/past participle verbs modifying Connor Step 3: Retrieve adverbs that may modify these adjectives/verbs Step 4: String everything together
x 3.4 (character) is/being,etc (adjective) descriptions, e.g. Connor is awkward Step 1: Make sure it’s Connor and not RK900/upgraded Connor Step 2: Look for adjectives modifying Connor Step 3: Look for adverbs, adjectives, past participle verbs, nouns, negations that may further modify these adjectives (e.g. Connor is low on battery) Step 4: String everything together
x 3.5 (character) is/being,etc (noun) descriptions, e.g. Connor is a bamf Step 1: Make sure it’s Connor and not RK900/upgraded Connor Step 2: Look for nouns modifying Connor Step 3: Look for adverbs, adjectives, past participle verbs, nouns, negations that may further modify these nouns (e.g. Connor is an angry boi) Step 4: String everything together
There was a little manual cleaning to do after all of this since these are basically just automated heuristics - but it was definitely preferable to going through 33k+ tags myself.
4. Manually grouping tags. I got 1061 unique descriptions of Connor. There are some really, really common ones like deviant, bottom, adorable. After these top few descriptions, the frequencies dipped very quickly. Many descriptions had a count of 1 or 2.
But my job isn’t complete! Because sometimes ‘rare’ descriptions are really just synonyms/really similar to tags with bigger counts. For example, adorable bun, generally adorable should fall under adorable. Same with smol, tiny, small and little. So I got to work slowly piecing these similar descriptions together manually. I did question my life decisions at this point.
5. Wordcloud creation. I used Python’s WordCloud library for this. I just grabbed a random screencap of Connor from Google and edited it into a mask for the wordcloud. I kept only descriptions that had a count of at least 3.
I removed deviant, machine, human and pre-deviant since I thought those would be better viewed separately. Keeping deviant would also severely imbalance the wordcloud because it has a count of 822. The next most frequent descriptions were far less; human at 344, bottom at 312.
Final notes I didn’t look at “Connor has x” patterns since I felt those are somewhat different from character qualities/states/roles, which were what I was keen on.
I’m pretty sure I haven’t caught all possible ways to describe a character in tags. But I think overall this method is good for getting a rough first look. Not sure how the code will perform on fic text itself though since it’s kinda unwieldy.
I also feel that within fic text, a lot of character qualities are performed and not so bluntly put across, so they may not be retrievable by relying on these very explicit syntactic relations. These tags are really just one sliver of the overall picture. Still, this was a lot of fun!
14/01 NOTES FOR RK900′S RUN: x this boi is a real challenge, run was probably more imperfect than Connor’s x I replaced Upgraded Connor | RK900 in tags to upgradedconnor before doing anything else x upgradedconnor, conan, conrad, niles, nine, nines, richard, rk900 were all taken as RK900 x Much fewer tags to work with (understandable since RK900 is a minor canon character and has much less fics than Connor) x 443 unique descriptions x Top 3, keeping deviant, machine, human and pre-deviant in the pool: deviant (275), human (143), top (142)
17/01 NOTES FOR HANK’S RUN: x I replaced Hank Anderson in tags to hank before doing anything else, meaning that Hank and Hank Anderson were taken to be referencing Hank x Fewer tags than Connor but slightly more than RK900 x 565 unique descriptions x Top 3: good parent (407), parent (296), protective (287). I did not combine parent/good parent since obviously being a parent doesn’t necessarily imply being a good one. I also chose to keep father figure separate from parent categories since the implications are a little different.
19/01 NOTES FOR GAVIN’S RUN: x I replaced Gavin Reed in tags to gavin before doing anything else, so Gavin and Gavin Reed were taken to be referencing Gavin x Slightly fewer tags than Hank, but not as few as RK900 x 648 unique descriptions x Top 3: asshole (249), android (207), trans (197)
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hi, i saw that you were asking for prompts? something with parswoops would be so cool, i love how everyone comes up with a different version of his character :) something fluffy and domestic maybe? or a getting together fic?
thanks for the prompt!! this is…kind of like that? a little bit of a parswoops character study.
(my hockey ocs for reference)
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Five times Jeff says I do and one time Kent does.
1.
“You have the space, right?”
“I do…”
“So tell Cap you’ll do it.”
Jeff makes a non-committal noise.
Banksy looks unimpressed.
“Dude, it’s either take in the rookie or buy a fuckin’ cat or something because I swear to Christ it’s like you basically live in my apartment at this point and it would be super awesome for me if I could bring a girl home without having to worry if you’re camped out on my couch playing Call of Duty in your fuckin’ boxers or not.”
“Well, shit, Banks, when you put it that way.”
Banksy leans over and nudges Jeff’s shoulder with his own before going back to lacing up his skates. “I just want you to be happy, bro.”
Jeff sighs and he knows he’s done for.
He lets Keats know that he can house the Aces’ first draft pick—whoever that ends up being—the next morning.
2.
The Kent Jeff knows at practice is not the Kent Jeff knows at home.
With the team, Kent is quick-witted, chirps just as loudly as the rest of them, goofs around with some of the other younger guys, and is an absolute menace on the ice. But back home…
Back home Kent is nothing if not polite but he’s…he’s quiet. He stays in his room more often than not. They eat dinner together and they’re quiet affairs, reigned by the sound of silverware instead of conversation. More than once, Jeff has caught Kent with his eyes red-rimmed.
He doesn’t know what to do. Should he tell Keats? Coach? Try to call Kent’s mom or his sister? Jeff only has a few years on Kent and he tries to remember how he felt his rookie year. Maybe Kent is homesick.
It all comes to a head when Jeff comes home from dinner with Bells and Banksy.
Kent is on the floor in the kitchen with his back to the fridge and his head between his knees. In front of him is the shattered glass. Jeff’s keys clatter to the ground in his hurry to fall to Kent’s side.
“Are you okay? Did you cut yourself?” Jeff asks. He doesn’t see blood, which is good, but then why is Kent on the ground?
Kent glances up and his face is a mess of tears, but more than that—he’s white as a sheet. He looks like he’s seen a ghost.
So maybe it’s not homesickness that’s making him sad.
Kent opens his mouth to speak, but his words get caught in his throat and he buries his face in his knees again. Hesitantly, Jeff reaches out to rest his hand on Kent’s shoulder.
Kent tenses for a heartbeat and Jeff almost pulls his hand away, but then Kent relaxes into the touch.
They stay like that—Kent curled up on the hardwood floor, Jeff’s thumb rubbing circles on his back—for a while. Jeff doesn’t keep track of the time.
Finally, Kent glances up with a shaky breath.
“Do you have any chicken noodle soup?” Kent asks with a weak smile.
“I’m pretty sure I do.”
3.
The club is flashing blue lights and music so loud Jeff can feel it in his chest.
Banksy is there, and Ryker and Hallsy. Kent too, which is half of the reason Jeff tagged along.
One of the good things about Vegas is that it’s not a hockey town. It’s not Boston or Toronto or Chicago. Jeff’s not worried about being recognized for who he is and that makes going to clubs a little bit easier.
Jeff is glued to Banksy’s side when Kent comes back with an array of rainbow-colored liquor.
“Who wants to do shots?”
Kent’s smile is sharp and dangerous and Jeff wants to lose himself in it. Jeff smiles back.
“I do.”
4.
The NHL Awards ceremony being in Vegas means they don’t have to travel, but it doesn’t seem to make Kent any less all over the place.
He’s currently a tornado, whirling through their apartment in nothing but his boxer briefs and an unbuttoned white button-down.
After a few moments of watching this with amusement, he grabs Kent loosely by the wrist.
Kent scowls up at him but Jeff presses a kiss to the corner of Kent’s mouth and the scowl melts away.
“Do you have a navy tie I could borrow?” Kent asks.
“Of course I do, baby.”
5.
“You ever think about life…after?”
Jeff is quiet for a few moments. The lake water is cool against his feet and the wooden dock is sun-warm and smells like summer. Mercy sits to his left. Bansky and Kent are splashing around near the shore with Keats’ and Deso’s kids and their happy shrieks echo.
“Sometimes,” Jeff admits. What he doesn’t say is that ever since Bells had broken his arm, he’d been thinking about how easy it would be for hockey to be taken away from him and how, eventually, time would take it away from him anyway. “It’s so far away though, you know?”
“Yeah,” Mercy agrees.
They’re quiet for a while and Jeff finds himself staring absently at Kent. He doesn’t realize what he’s doing until Mercy nudges him.
“So,” Mercy says with a grin that Jeff has seen mirrored on Kent’s face. It’s not the first time that Jeff is sure that Kent and Mercy are long-lost brothers. “You and Parser, eh? You think you wanna spend the rest of your life keeping up with him?”
Jeff lets himself think about it, lets himself imagine a future with him and Kent and a family. It feels right. “Yeah, Merce. Yeah, I do.”
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“Do you, Kent Victor Parson, take Jeffrey Andrew Troy to be your lawfully wedded husband?”
“I do.”
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KENT PARSON BIRTHDAY BASH 2019 READING GUIDE TO: PARSWOOPS
This fic reading guide is for Kent, and our mysterious Ace, Jeff “Swoops” Troy. All fic is organized by length, and the ratings and descriptions can be found next to and underneath the titles of all fics. Click the title to read!
you got me (and you know it) for Potrix (Rated T, 1.5k):
Kent has a child. A little girl. And Jeff has no clue where she came from.
Honest Men in Sin City for staunchly_anonymous (Rated T, 1.8k):
Vegas loves their hockey golden boy, the Aces love their Cup-winning captain, but Jeff? Jeff just loves Kent, and so he decides to make it official.
swipe right for writingonpostcards (Rated G, 1.9k):
Kent Parson swipes left on the man sitting next to him at the airport. It works in his favor.
night peril for nightswatch (Rated T, 2k)
Victory is His Middle Name for sophiegaladheon (Rated T, 3.4k):
The Aces win the Stanley Cup, but Jeff gets a worrying reminder of just how much Kent will sacrifice in order to secure a victory.
Boring Adult Stuff for Lukutoukka (Rated T, 3.5k):
Kent and Jeff move into their apartment together.
For all that he's about to open a simple cardboard box, Jeff starts feeling the ceremony of it too. Yes, it’s a box, but it’s a box of their stuff that they’re unpacking for their apartment.
(i can do better) for Pinkerton (Rated T, 3.6k):
It’s the go-kart race that really gets Kent's blood boiling when fucking Jeff Troy looks over at him on the starting line with a shit-eating grin and says, “You gonna give me a run for my money, Parson?”
Oh, Kent absolutely was.
Bad Bromance for madameofmusic (Rated M, 4.1k):
Lenny had posted the photo on Instagram with the caption, "Find someone who looks at you the way Swoops looks at Parser #bromance". And really, who were they to correct him?
When I Look At You for ShebaRen (Rated T, 5.1k):
Alternate Title: 5 Times Kent Parson Accidentally Makes a Fool Out of Himself in Front of His Crush and 1 Time He Does It On Purpose
Fulfills the prompt "the cat gets them together", as well as for the Parse Prompt Week Day 1: "Kit" Challenge
put down your burdens and let me carry you for Gwendolynn_C (Rated T, 7.4k):
Kent Parson is a lot of things: first draft pick for the NHL, the new star talent for the Las Vegas Aces, and a damaged sub struggling to trust again after his last Dom broke his heart.
Jeff Troy is the Aces player who's been assigned to be Kent's new Dom.
sixteen wins for bluflamingo (Rated T, 12.2k):
When the Aces get another chance at winning the Cup, Kent is secretly hoping that he and Jeff might bring back an unconventional part of their pregame routine.
This Town (is a Make-You Town) for Gwendolynn_C (Rated T, 23.2k):
How Kent Parson bonded with his new team, got over Jack, found new love, and learned to love tolerate Las Vegas.
Or, five times an Aces teammate comforted Kent and one time Kent comforted an Aces teammate.
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2019 Fic Rundown
I wrote a LOT this year - it was the first full year that I’m really writing again. (Even though they’re mostly short.) In no particular order, here is what I produced this year:
- Yuletide fic! There’s still a little time to guess what it is! :D
- “Forget Your Perfect Offering”, Fullmetal Alchemist, 1300 words. Scar and other Ishvalans figuring out how to mourn and pray in the aftermath of the Ishvalan genocide. This aspect of the canon was really important to me and I’m really happy with how this fic turned out. Writing it also was apparently the kick in the ass I needed to organize my cousins about properly digitizing my grandfather’s Holocaust testimony, so I’m glad that’s happening.
- “The Sky Changes”, As You Like It, 1300 words. Orlando is a woman. There is now twice the crossdressing and at least 50% more dumb pining. (Female Orlando would super work for a production! Theoretically a rich inheritance that in practice she’s totally unable to access because it’s controlled by her brother, it’s canon that Orlando enters the wrestling in disguise...)
- “Fair Play”, original work, 1800 words. Dashing female duelist/sensible female ex-soldier who can fight her to a draw, in pastiche language.
- “Pati Pactae”, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica, 800 words. Let’s be real, this has some painful Homura feels, but *points* witches!!
- “Fallen Star”, original work, 300 words. A double villanelle about an ancient space war machine used as farming equipment.
- “A Time Like This”/“She’asani”/“Goddess of Crossroads”, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 300-400 words each. Working out some stuff about Willow being Jewish and also invoking various goddesses, with a bit of Willow/Tara fluff.
- “Comin’ At My Friends Like a Missile”, Check Please!, 5900 words. Kent gets into a fight with his own teammate who makes a homophobic comment about Jack; outsider POV. This is really a 2018 fic, but I finally wrote that last conversation.
- “Revenge is a Kiss, This Time I Won’t Miss”, Bad Blood, 2600 words. Only-one-allowed-to-defeat-you shipping, but in a very ridiculous context. This is pretty mild smut but for me that was a lot!
- “This Is The Thing That Is”, fairy tales, 3400 words. From the POV of Cinderella’s godmother, who is a selkie.
- “as happy as they understand happiness”, Starship Iris, 500 words. Violet/Arkady/Sana - so you know how Arkady’s favorite opera is about a hot butch leaving their relationship with an older woman for a more suitable younger woman? (Happier ending to the fic than I’m making it sound.)
- “Come Home Broken”, Dishonored, 1500 words. What might have happened with Emily, and between Emily and Billie, if Emily had stayed in the Dust District before “A Crack in the Slab.”
- “plausible deniability”, Dishonored, 1500 words. Daud/Billie at a Fugue Feast. Is it us pretending we’re strangers to avoid talking about the shit we should talk about? Are we strangers working something out on each other? Both?
- “Princes of the Underworld”, Dishonored, assorted short ficlets of ~200-400 words, mostly Billie and/or Daud.
- “Waltzing”, Choice of Broadsides, 300 words. Decades post-canon ficlet.
- “Frame Convenient Peace”, Coriolanus, 300 words. Coriolanus and Aufidius have to get married.
- “Absence Makes”, Dishonored, 500 words. Plotless Daud/Delilah sex that’s about how they both want Billie instead.
- “Stories and Lies”, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 200 words. My first Buffy fic and somehow it’s about Andrew and Anya?
Of course, I didn’t do this last year, so you could also check out my 2018 output - “The Fourth Riddle” (Turandot, parser interactive fiction, lots of twisty surprises), “Loved I not Honor more” (original work, 4000 words, military f/f loyalty kink), “The Edge Case” (Dishonored, 2800 words, Billie Lurk and the Void), or “Trees Against the Sky” (The Tempest, 1000 words, a piece about Miranda’s pre- and post-canon life that accidentally ended up being a verse monologue).
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