#parlsey botch

[noodlec0nsumer]

this game is consuming my life

[sfmsecretsanta]

[Image Description: A digital drawing of Lil' Habby and Parlsey Botch on a public transit vehicle. Lil' Habby is sitting on the bench and holding up a newspaper while looking up at Parsley with wide eyes. Parsley is asleep while standing and holding onto a grab handle and his briefcase. He's dreaming about his dad's meal. The public transit vehicle is lit in warm orange tones. End ID.]

my rendered entry for @sfmsecretsanta for  @apeskycrow

parsley taking a little train tip after work and oh! I wonder whats pabits doing there! :-)

[whatsup-chickentender]

SCREAMS he’s cute.jpg

Drawn by @i-am-a-trashy-fandom-human​ !!! Thank you so much, I love him!!!!!

[p0ply]

some smileys :-o

[8oyz]

some inside jokes

[everyday-is-brighter-with-you]

parsleyman unhinges his jaw wide, like an anaconda ,,

[xxjayjabbersxx]

can a botch pls get some sweet sweet bitch family adoption hcs ily

OKAY ITS TIME BIIIIIIIISSSSHHHH

• Jimothan is BIG insistent on making sure you eat properly. Maybe not necissarily HIS cooking, but just like, please eat something. Are you eating every meal? Are you eating healthy? This wasn’t about him he’s asking if YOU’RE eating healthy. 

• Say hello to your brother Parsley who is surprisingly full of sass. You two sling it back and forth at each other, so non chalantly and with such ease people are Concerned (tm) but you both know you’re joking and Being Extra (tm) (... mostly)

• Jimothan /insists/ on teaching you how to mix drinks. (And if you already know how then he just loves teaching you new tricks and learning from each other.) either way he loves being behind te bar with you and watching you hone your skills with the mixers and what not. The other habiticians are impressed with your skill after a while. 

• No matter what Parsley orders you serve it to him virgin to his great disdain. He just side eyes you and you sigh deep and exasperated. You then put a glass in front of him and, without breaking eye contact, you pour straight vodka into the cup with a shit eating grin and take back his virgin drink. He squints at you. The first time you did this he tried knocking it back and you had to help him in the bathroom, holding back laughter. He doesn’t do that anymore. 

• Jimothan and Parsley will BOTH try to be your wingman, but they are both SO BAD AT IT, and OMG why won’t they STOP you think, face burried in your hands from the embressment you’re being subjected to. 

• They truly, genuinly, think they are helping. They mean well. They are just dumb. 

[illdothehotvoice]

Not my favorite drawing but I drew a Parsley during ELA cjcncncnc

[neoisrad]

yes I know I fucked up a hand and some of his hair, but I fucking did it. I drew this man and did my best. 

[weirdpastelflower]

Parsley from banking and lawyering my beloved

[milks-reblogs]

Precious

ive been adopted into the bitch family

[noodlec0nsumer]

never in my life have i thought to witness jesus getting into a fight with parsley botch

[meatsparrow]

Tall Parlsey has no RIGHTS

[crylbun]

O-okAy actual last post for the night but it might actually not be-

Arlo x Parsley k night bye

[lefanartist-archive]

parlsey botch virus

[silverheartsystem]

ngh.... Parlsey Botch kinnie..

ALSJDLFJDK TRUEEEE. I too am an anxious person with parental issues. Plus I absolutely have made joking threats to sue people so,,,kin moments 💗💗💗💟