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areyouafraidofdating · 3 years ago
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Another dating story from the archives: this was probably circa 2017 - I had downloaded pof and dating apps to give it a whirl and meet some guys and go on dates. I started chatting with a cute guy named Saro. He was nice, had a good job and seemed to have his shit together. The only main issue was he had no “normal” time in his day for a date. He would play basketball frequently after work and wouldn’t be free til 11pm each night which was annoying. There’s nothing really open weeknights at 11pm for a dinner or even movie date realistically. He suggested after I finally agreed to meet him at this late night time for a “date” that we go for a drive. He picked me up and seemed alright, we chatted and he drove around and decided to take me down the Bridle Path - to see the house Drake was renovating/ working on at the time. Cool, to each their own but it wasn’t really a great date or even hang out to me. Afterwards we went to Sunnybrook Park maybe around midnight? Really it’s not open. He decided we would park in the parking lot and listen to music. He had probably the most embarrassing adult male collection of songs ever including the Backstreet Boys, Nsync and other boy bands…. I scrolled through his list on his phone as well and I could find only one or two songs that I liked that weren’t girly pop music. I totally made fun of him and told him that he should get some more rock music on his phone. He wasn’t really trying to make a first move at all and I was getting kind of bored of his music so I suggested a dare - told him I didn’t think he could lay his whole body on top of mine on the passengers side of the car (trying to get him to grow some balls and kiss me or something?!) which worked at least. He was an okay kisser and he suggested for comfort we move our kissing to the backseat of his SUV. I agreed and we started to move to second and third base. He hops out of the car. Strips down to buck naked and to my disappointment kind of looked like Buddha. I thought after all his basketball and sports things he would have been in better shape. I was in too deep now, so we ended up having sex for a short stint in his backseat. I was scared shitless when the patrol cars flashed their lights to “warn” us to leave the parking lot of the park, I thought they were coming over. I flew out of the car, got my pants back on and asked to be drove home. He was nonchalant and didn’t seem to mind the warning and he wanted to continue. (He hasn’t finished at this point) I said no no let’s go. He drove me back towards my place and pulled into a school yard parking lot and said it’s time to finish what we started. By this time it’s like 2am and I work the next day… I said no and that I was too tired. He was quite irritated by this but was a gentleman and drove me home. I never messaged him again…. Kind of felt bad about him not enjoying himself but really the night wasn’t a stellar date and he made little to no effort to make it fun or something more than driving around and sex. Oh well, lesson learned!!
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goldyknows · 9 years ago
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