#parker beating off arkham's entire queer population with a broom: DIBS. I CALLED DIBS. FUCK OFF I SAW HIM FIRST

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

another small thing about 49 is i absolutely was not prepared for how much funnier the "you'll make a handsome corpse" line would be in context. bc like. it's not even a weirdly charged threat or anything, which is what i was assuming it would be. yknow, like with the butcher. but no it was just a fucking, offhand comment. just something the friar tossed out while TRYING to leave the conversation. he seems to have said it almost without thinking?? it just slipped out?? why does everyone want this man carnally