#papa ichigo

[thetwofaced]

Holly fucking shit. 300 notes. What.

WHAT

HOW

Zaraki Kenpachi

Can we like. Just. Appreciate how this huge ass man, who lives for a good fight like...raised Yachiru? Can we talk about this grown ass man taking HOURS to shape his hair and apply an insane amount of THINY LITTLE BELLS to the tips of his hair? How he takes a bath every day? And a nap? And that the girl he raised is a fukutaicho. Who is feared. Who founded the god damn woman society in the sereitei? And hes like ...you go girl? That that little girl has BETTER MANNERS THAN HIMSELF ? How his role model is a woman? Like? Can we?

[rayshippouuchiha]

To keep up with the Cursed B&B Thought: hilariously Ichigo Does Not see the ressemblance between Aizen and Mikan (cause Mikan is his papa Little Tangerine Bebe whether he's 1y, 15y or 30y) not even when Mikan is tauting the little baby shinigami the academy still decides to send to Karakura for 'training'. Meanwhile Kisuke (and everyone else on Kurosaki watch duty) is having war flashbacks, while the rest of the Demonic Fruit Basket cackles in the background at their misery.

Oh Ichigo will absolutely not be hearing a single word against his baby boy no matter what. And anyone who wants to press the issue better remember exactly who they're talking to.

Kisuke, who would also go to war for all of the little monsters he and Ichigo have raised together as well, is just low-key in the background making SHUT UP gestures at everyone who tries to point the similarities out like he doesn't have an entire conspiracy board "hidden" in his lab.

[gloryhrs]

━━ ⟡ 𝓛𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝓑𝐎𝐘𝐒, various.

ᥫ᭡ o. requested by — @normansnt. ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧⋆ ˚｡⋆

ᥫ᭡ i. ᧔𐓪᧓ 𝐡��𝐬 𝐟𝐭 ━━ kenpachi zaraki, shūhei hisgai, ichigo kurosaki, & kisuke urahara.

ᥫ᭡ ii. ᧔𐓪᧓ trans [ ftm ] reader, fluff + comedy, modern era + everything takes in a non-soul society universe.

❨ KENPACHI ZARAKI. ❩

Kenpachi Zaraki . . . the brutal captain of the 11th Division had a passion for all things that revolve around fighting. But you know what else he has a passion for? You, his husband, and Yachiru, his daughter. He loves his little family and would protect you both till his final breath.

Kenpachi likes what he likes, and he loves you—so he didn’t understand why you were so scared of telling him that you were trans. He will always support you, no matter what the situation is or how bad it gets. When he found out about you being trans he just shrugged his shoulders and asked what was for dinner.

“Kenny? You aren’t mad at me . . . right?” You played with the hem of your kimono sleeves. Once you told your husband about your identity he just stood there . . . No reaction or anything. It was as if his system was rebooting. After what felt like years of silence he finally spoke, “Eh, not really. There’s nothing to be mad about, seriously.” He shrugged as he put his large hands on your shoulders before placing a sweet kiss against your sweaty forehead. “Now, what’s for dinner?”

“Also, I know I shouldn’t ask you this. But is that the reason why your chest was cut off?”

“Yes, Kenny.”

“Well I could’ve save us the money and did that myself!”

When Yachiru found out about the news she was so sweet and supportive. She understood the importance of the situation perfectly and even said you’ll forever be her dad, even if you didn’t give birth to her.

“Look dad! Look at the drawing me and papa made for you!” The little girl smiled sweetly as she held up a drawing that included blue, pink, and white—the trans flag colors. It was a drawing of her and Kenpachi wearing matching shirts that said “We love you Y/n” along while holding the little pride flags in their hands. You couldn’t help but smile brightly and place a little kiss against the girl’s cheek. “Thank you, Yachi. I’m gonna hang this up on the fridge, okay? You and Kenny’s art skills are amazing.”

❨ SHŪHEI HISAGI. ❩

Shūhei thinks of you as his safe space . . . one of the only few people he can be around without having to relax his shoulders every five seconds because he is feeling tense.

He didn’t care about the fact that you were trans, in fact, he thought you were brave. Since you didn’t hide yourself from the world, you weren’t too accepting of people like you. But that didn’t matter to him, he was going to protect you every step of the way, holding your hand without fear.

“I–I’ll still love you. No matter what, babe. Whatever you’re comfortable with, I’m comfortable with. You’re very handsome to me! Haha . . .” Hisagi laughed and nodded his head. He was so supportive in his own weird way, it was cute.

He loves snuggling into your chest like a little kitten after a long day of work. ♡ Each time he got home he would immediately throw his stuff on the ground without having a care in the world.

“Darling, I think your laptop was in there.” You spoke softly as you caressed the back of Shūhei’s head while he rested his cheek against your chest. The man had another stressful day at work and he threw his bag to the floor—you could’ve sworn you heard a slight crack. “It’ll be fine . . . it’s practically indestructible.” He muttered with his eyes closed and his breathing starting to slow down. Instead of aggravating him about it, you only smiled softly and ran your fingers through his hair.

It turns out that did end up breaking his computer and was charged on his tab at work for the incident.

“Damn it . . . (πーπ)”

❨ ICHIGO KUROSAKI. ❩

Ichigo was kinda known for taking certain subjects to heart—his family, friends, and most importantly, you. He knew about your identity since he was fifteen and he never judged you or discriminated against you for it. He would never use hurtful words or do hurtful things to you because he truly loves you with every last bone in his body.

When he’s around, he always makes sure that people use the correct pronouns on you and make sure you don’t feel uncomfortable in any shape or form. He doesn’t care who they are. They will respect you and your identity. When you would often speak up for yourself, you would always get turned down and ignored in the end. Which infuriated him to no end, he hated seeing you sad.

Ichigo's eyes glared holes into the back of the teacher’s head as she continued to refer to you as she and her. He noticed you tried to speak up for yourself but she only ignored you and continued to misgender you in the end—which made you go quiet for the rest of the class period. Once she referred to you as the wrong pronouns that’s when Ichigo decided to step in. “He said, his pronouns are he/him. Why do you keep referring to him as she and her? Did you not hear him the first time he corrected you?” Ichigo frowned while the teacher seemed a bit shocked at his words. “What the hell are you looking stupid for? Can you not hear?”

Since you’re his first boyfriend, he always tries his best to show you that he loves you—even though he can be a bit awkward at times. Good days or bad days, when he visits you, he always brings flowers and favorite snacks. He also has a habit of buying you merch of your favorite things because he just can’t help himself every time he walks by.

“Ichigo? Did you seriously buy me a set of these?” You chuckled at the sight of the jumbo plushie of your favorite animal. The plushie was so soft and fluffy that you couldn’t be upset with him that he spent so much money on it. “Yeah, when I saw it, I couldn’t help myself. It reminded me of you.” He smiled before he pulled out a cute little hairpin of your favorite animals and placed it in your head with a soft kiss to your cheek.

❨ KISUKE URAHARA. ❩

Kisuke wasn’t shocked at the news about your identity. Like Kenpachi, he knows what he likes and isn’t ashamed of it. Love is love, why should he be ashamed of being married to someone who isn’t afraid to express themselves? It didn’t make sense to him—but he didn’t care.

“Oh? Hehe, I guess we’re both husbands now, yeah?” The shop owner poked at your cheek with the end of his fan before covering his red cheeks with it. It was obvious he was flustered at his joke. Instead of getting upset at him about the joke you only smiled softly and playfully punched his shoulder.

Yoruichi is tired of you two deeply. She never saw Kisuke so deeply in love with someone, since he was a bit of a pervert. Every time she sees you both being lovey dovey she can’t help but let out a loud dramatic sigh. Kisuke would often joke around and call her jealous because she didn’t have anyone in her life. And it always resorted to her flipping him off or smacking him in the back of the head because of his smart-ass mouth.

“Why hello my most beautiful, precious, loving, and gorgeous husban—”

“Get a room you freaks!”

“I didn’t even finish my sentence!”

This man was your hype man—you want to show him your new outfit? Give him a show! Did you get a new haircut? He will give you compliments until you get sick of him! This man didn’t know how to stop once he had gotten started. Most of the time, you would never get sick of him and his compliments and pickup lines. Because, unlike most people, you genuinely found him funny. He would often talk like a high-school student just to get a smile on your face.

The moment he walked in on you trying on something new with a frown on your face he just couldn’t hold himself back. The man placed the fan up against his face as he began to speak. “Hey handsome, I guess there is a rainbow today as I just found the treasure I have been searching for.” He started to fan his face in a dramatic manner, which caused a series of laughter to leave your lips. “You like it? I think I got a size too small.” You tugged at the shirt and pants that were a little too tight in certain places. Kisuke, being the pervert he is only wolf-whistled while continuing to fan his pink cheeks. “My dear husband, do you mind doing a slight 360 for me? I would like to see something.”

© gloryhrs, 040124. | notes and reblogs are appreciated! (≧∇≦)

[backwzzds]

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ take the reins, ichigo kurosaki (nsfw)

slightly sub!ichigo loves letting you fuck him back to sleep.

it was such a late night. you knew ichigo was tired the way the boy literally slept like a rock beside you. you were still awake though. you’d got in from work just a few hours ago when it was ichigo’s ‘day off’, one he used to practically sleep for twenty hours straight. you’d settled on just watching the features of your lover as he slept through the rest of the night, but was confused when you heard him let out an awakening yawn before you.

suddenly, ichigo’s beautiful eyes opened up, clearly surprised at your sudden presence beside him. ichigo yawns and speaks. “didn’t know you came home. what time is it?”

“little after three. your heavy ass was knocked out like a log when i got home,” you laughed lightly. “you know how hard it was getting just one of your legs to move over?”

the strawberry blonde let out a tired smile as he bought a large hand to cup your face. naturally, you mirrored his actions and ran your acrylic nail over the smooth of his porcelain skin. you two lovingly stared at each other like you did every night. “sorry, princess,” he raspily chuckled, running his own thumb against the terrain of your mahogany skin. “missed you today.”

“missed you too,” you smiled at him. “you ate the food i cooked for you papa? or did your ass sleep all day?” your eyebrows flattened as you gave him a knowing look.

ichigo chuckled as he scooted your body closer to his. by now, your noses were almost touching, and your bare body was against his. all you were clad in was one of his older shirts and panties. he was only wearing his boxers to bed like he usually did. but the time of night didn’t keep ichigo from bothering to hide the growing boner that was poking your stomach right about now.

“i did, i did. it was really good,” he breathed out. “i went back to sleep after though.” you playfully rolled your eyes at his response. you already knew from the way he completely cleaned out the pots you had left the fresh food in before you left for work.

you both are left in a relaxing silence before ichigo’s eyes falter down to your full lips. “lemme get a kiss.” his voice was hard and tired; but that didn’t stop it from letting his request come out as a very soft demand.

without a second thought, you leaned into his touch and pressed your lips against his. you physically felt ichigo’s hardened body, tired from all his protective soul reaper work, melt into the grasp of your soft hands. you took care of him without even trying; you always did.

you stayed like that for a few minutes, just swallowing each other whole in the pitch black room. you have no complaints when you feel ichigo grab you by the waist and use the very little strength he could muster up to pull you onto his chest. at first, you’re fearful that you may be too heavy for his injuries that were still healing. but at the twitch of you about to get off of him, he grips your hips and slightly forces you down against him.

“‘m fine,” he whispered against your lips. “just let me fuck you.”

you speak in between the pecks of your kisses and give him a stern look. “you need to rest.”

“mama i’m fine,” he whined, coyly rutting his pelvis up into your thin clothed cunt. “rested all day, been wanting to be inside you all damn day. let me, will ya?” you roll your eyes at his sassy attitude before lightly lifting up the shirt you wore, silently giving him permission to continue.

in one swift move, ichigo slides down his boxers before moving your own panty to the side. he runs his wet tip against your even wetter pussy, barely groaning at the easy comparison. the strawberry blonde bites his lip tightly as he slips in you with complete ease.

you audibly gasp as you feel ichigo fill you up within seconds. his large hands press down on your back so your chest is flat against his own, lightly rocking into. “just relax—fuck,” he encouraged.

you moan, lightly lifting and dropping your ass down against him to meet his thrusts. “i s-should be telling you that.”

“shit—i’m supposed to relax when y’er grippin’ me so tight?” ichigo groans, running his hands along your sides. “feel like i’m boutta cum already.”

“don’t nut quick like a teenage boy,” you roll your eyes.

ichigo mirrors your actions, slightly quickening his pace. “tch. might cum way quicker than that.”

at the sound of this, you could tell he’s straining himself, so you rest your hand on his chest and sit up a little. “let me do will the work before you pull a muscle. again.”

ichigo’s face turns red as he exclaims, “that was one time!” but you shut him up with a quick bounce of your hips against him. by now, you were fully riding him, putting all the control in your knees and ankles that were flat against the mattress.

“fuck, daddy,” you let out as you roll yourself against him. “that feel good, pa?”

pleasure is written all over ichigo’s face as his eyes roll to the back of his nodding head. “just like that mama. feel so good—shit.”

leaning forward just a little bit, you turn your head back behind you and you and ichigo watch as your ass bounces up and down against his painfully long cock that was stretching you so good.

minutes pass by when you’re still riding ichigo. your knees were burning as a sign of them starting to give out, but you kept going as a way to treat ichigo for everything he did for you. by the sounds of his low whines—too tired enough to fully be vocal—you knew he was close.

you felt yourself cumming out of nowhere. the knot in your stomach slowly came undone as you looked down and saw a ring of your arousal forming around ichigo’s girth. “baby, ‘m close,” ichigo breathed out heavily. “so fucking close—“

“i know baby,” you cooed, rubbing your hands all along his chest. “you like it when i fuck you back like this? when i take control?” your voice is soft and sensual as you begin to shown praise to ichigo’s body. all the scars and marks on his skin telling a different story. you only saw the effect his job had on him when he was beneath you like this.

“mhm,” ichigo hummed in response. his hands found solace on your clit and began rubbing it in small circles, stimulating you as well. “lemme cum in you—please—shit.”

you can’t help but smirk at his begging. “go ahead baby, nut in this pussy, daddy.” your words are the only confirmation ichigo needs before he’s halting your movements by the hips and rutting his own into you at lightning pace. he was moving pretty fast for someone who needed rest.

“oh fuck, ichi!” you cry out, feeling one last orgasm approach. in the midst of it all, ichigo slips his hand down beneath ur legs and scoops of a mix of both your cum before placing the fingers in his mouth and sucking on them as you began to come down from your high.

with a cheeky grin, the orange haired boy smiled at you. “desert?”

[hollowbait]

Concept: A fic where Kisuke and Ichigo timetravel to prevent Aizen fucking everything up and in a curious chain of events end up having to get fake married in order to adopt toddler Akon and baby Nemu.

Akon is an adorable too-smart three year old who thinks the sun shines out of Kisuke's ass, not only because of his already-fading memory of Kisuke saving him, but because his dad has the coolest job in the world! He sees his dad do a drawing and then a day later he's made the drawing come to life! And he knows the answer to everything! Did you know plants are green because of something called CLAW-RAW-FILL?

Of course, he loves Ichigo too. His papa always makes sure there's food, and it always tastes really good! He vaguely remembers a time when food was hard to find, so papa must be super smart to keep finding it all the time. Plus, he makes the food all while carrying his baby sister on his back, which must be tiring, but he never acts tired, so he must be super strong too.

When Akon isn't allowed to go to work with daddy (because of course he asks to come with him every day) he goes with Papa, whose job, according to his daddy, is to be a hero. Being a hero means that instead of just cooking for Akon and baby Nemu, papa also cooks for a lot of other kids that stay in another house that papa and daddy also built. Even though they don't live with Akon and Nemu, the other kids are kind of like family too. "It's just that we can't all fit in our house because it's too small, so we built another house."

The other house has lots of other adults who always take care of all of them — aunt Kuukaku is Akon's favourite, she teaches all of them what to do if someone bad tries to be mean to them.

The fic would be entirely from three year old Akon's perspective, and you'd get little glimpses of Kisuke and Ichigo's "double life" from observations Akon doesn't really understand — daddy talking about how there's a new person at work, and the glasses man who always said hi to Akon not being around anymore.

ANYWAY: timetravel kidfic where they defeat Aizen while raising kids and also Ichigo runs an orphanage because there's no way he's gonna stand idly by while kids starve on the streets. Oh and somewhere between all that his and Kisuke's fake marriage becomes real without either of them even realising. Because they're idiots.

[suginami-division]

ARB Birthday Special: Shuu Edogawa

～ August 1st ～

“There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved.”

Login Lines:

“Today is all about me! I feel like it’s been awhile since I got this. Wonder why?”

“Ah! A present! You didn’t have to! But who am I to turn down free stuff? Ehehe no take-backsies!”

Voice Lines:

“God, please give me a nice paycheck pretty please? I want to upgrade my PC setup this year…”

“This year, my papa and sisters got me a bunch of stuff! Some ties from papa, some keychains from Ichigo and Mikasa, plus this giant teddy from Niko! She said she won it at a crane game!”

“Ryu-chan! You got a gift for me, right? Gimme, gimme, gimme!”

“Uwah! A new Gao Gao drawing! On a poster?! I’m gonna hang it up right now! What do you mean, not here? It’s my mascot, I need to hang it up in the office! Hey, you can’t tell me what to do with my gift, give it back!”

“Sensei, Ryu-Ryu is being mean! He stole the poster he made for me! Yeah, that one. Yay! Thank you for getting it back! Ah, right, sorry for being so demanding. I’ll open your gift now!”

“Oh wow, this looks expensive… And so pretty too. I did need a new pen set for my desk. I think someone accidentally left with my favorite pen. Thank you Ma-chan!”

Ryuko Lines:

“Sup chibi-bastard. Yeah, yeah, I got a gift for you. Calm the fuck down.”

“You said you wanted some better art of your weird dinosaur thing, so I made a custom poster of her. Hmph, glad you like it- Wait, what the hell are you doing. Don’t hang it up right there, it’s embarrassing! You are not fucking hanging it up in plain view, this was meant for your eyes only! You lost your present, bastard!”

Maki Lines:

“Happy birthday, Mr. Detective… Hm? Oh, Ryuko stole your poster? That won’t do. There we go, right back into your hands. Now, anymore demands? You’re fine, just calm down a little, please…”

“I was scouting out our competition a little and saw these pens. I thought you might like the glass flower. Sorry to hear your favorite pen was stolen… Yes, I hope you like them. You’re welcome Edogawa-san.”

[greatwyrmgold]

Any ideas for how to do a Spy x Family and Oshi no Ko crossover?

That's a very open-ended question.

Okay. First, we have the question of why combine these series? What qualities do they have which compliment or contrast each other? You could theoretically just do a story about the Forger family' antics interfering with the Hoshino family or vise versa, but why pick them instead of Light Yagami and Lelouch, or Shuchi'in Academy and Franchouchou, or any other arbitrary combination of anime characters?

The obvious answer is secrets, a major theme in both OnK and S×F.

Oshi no Ko is first about Ai Hoshino, a young idol who hides her true self behind so many layers of secrets and masks that even she isn't sure if anything lies behind them; and second about Ruby and Aquamarine Hoshino, who have their own secrets that end up twisting their psyches in different ways.

Spy×Family is a story second about Agent Twilight and the Thorn Princess, secrets hidden behind mundane identities; and first about Anya, a little girl whose telepathy lets her unravel those secrets with ease and play with the loose ends.

The best way I see to mash these two together would be to put Anya into the lives of the Hoshino family, one way or another. She can pry open new facets on the Hoshinos, and in doing so they'll force her to reveal new facets of herself. To the audience, at least.

Personally, I find the idea of Anya latching onto Ai Hoshino more interesting than either of her kids. So start by contriving some reason why Ichigo and Miyako would let Ai keep some random orphan, work backwards from that to think of a reason why Ai might want to take care of Anya, and figure out a way for the li'l telepath to discover that and latch on.

Once you've done that...well, she doesn't want her new (mama/big sis/whatever role she assigns to Ai) to be sad, just like when her canon mama and papa are feeling bad. And like in canon, her efforts are immature, even for the six-year-old she insists she is. And if/once the twins are born, Anya is going to notice the babies have weirdly clear thoughts for babies, and that might go somewhere.

TL;DR

Figure out what, specifically, makes you want to mash the two series together

Figure out a premise (or premise fragment) that lets you focus on that aspect

Build that premise backwards to an inciting incident, and forward to a plot/character arc/whatever you want to write

[pokeask-magi-retreat]

(@asktheoger) Aya sat down, feet tucked behind her on the soft grass, taking out a cup, a saucer, and some Rawst Berries out of the small, white sack she had stashed around her Obi. The Ogerpon placed the berries onto the small, porcelain plate and closed her eyes.

“Hello, Magi, it’s nice to meet you!” Aya started. “I don’t know what kinda foods are your favorite, but my best friend Ichigo (who’s also a ghost) really likes Rawst berries, so I got you some, too!”

“Anyways, thanks so much for coming down: this is my first time going to a big party that’s not the Mask Festival! It’s so nice to see everyone’s faces! I’ve made so many more friends this year that I ever thought I would, and I hope I can be friends with you three as well! Oh! Ps, the water is drawn from my Papa’s well, and I put it in my favorite teacup! Isn’t it pretty?”

[The Magi descend down, observing the set up and circling around Aya as if dancing. One voice chimes up, but in a way it was easy to tell that it was as if they were speaking as one.]

There is no need to worry about the value of one's gift, young one. As long as your heart is in the right place in offering it, it will always hold meaning.

[On top of the Ogerpon's head appears a crown of flowers-yellow roses, peach blossoms, and begonias.]

Friendship is one of the most valuable treasures of this world, young one. You must be careful however, as not everyone has the same intentions and wish to tarnish such innocence. Follow your heart, and rely on those you hold dear, and you may weather just about anything that challenges you.

(( @asktheoger ))

[bansept]

Ichihime week 2023!

Day 1: Tanabata

Tanabata, "七夕", also known as the "star festival", takes place on the 7th day of the 7th month of the year, when, according to a Chinese legend, the two stars Altair and Vega, which are usually separated from each other by the Milky Way, are able to meet.

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There is a river in Karakura.

Crossing the Minamikase district, it used to be an uncrossable border splitting her world. The morning would come and she would wonder how he would feel as she got dressed for school. Was he sad, traveling down the path next to the river edge every day? Was this river a cruel reminder of what he believed was his incompetence to protect? Was he angry for the blinding light reflected on the calm water? The night would come at the end of the school day, and she would hope to float down this river, find its source and drench it, empty the sorrows she knew he carried. So many burdens on his young shoulders.

The river reminds her of her brother, of his gentle smile, of his soothing voice, of his laughter, so precious to her heart. Of how she had parted with him in anger and agony the first time. The river had been so agitated that day, so monstrously grey and muddy. For their second parting, she has a feeling the river was calm yet again, just as it was when she and Tatsuki had chased fireflies and gasped in awe at the fireworks.

After graduation, when they were still circling around each other, unsure how to word out their feelings, shy and silly, Ichigo once mentioned how calming the river was to him.

"When mom died... I walked by the bank of the river the entire day, way up to the Kitakawe district." He had smiled, something that was becoming more and more casual for him. "I thought I could find her again if it meant roaming around long enough. But, of course, I didn't. All I found was sadness, and... I don't know. Melancholy, I guess?"

They were sitting on the grass, on the hill by the river, the Saturday morning air gently waving through their hair. She placed a timid hand on his own, hoping to convey some comfort.

"I used to dislike this river, because it reminded me of that day, and the ones after that where a 9-year-old would use his shoes and get blisters from walking all day. But now... I find it a beautiful sight."

Ichigo had blushed deeply, taking Orihime's hand in a successful attempt to make her heart beat faster.

Orihime smiles.

She wished she could be the rain once. The rain that binds people together, that allows one to feel another's pain. She wanted to understand him, help him. She didn't know at the time he too was yearning to help her, shield her from her own tragic past.

Kazui coos in her arms, and she makes a silly face.

"Oh, what is it, baby? You're waiting for Papa, hm?" She raises her arms up to kiss her son on his soft and puffy cheek, which makes him gurgle happily.

She is by the river, watching the calm water sparkle with the dying sun, like oil. It doesn't let the wind break its surface, it stays still and glowing, like billions of gems.

Ichigo is trotting on the bridge to them. He looks so handsome in his two-piece costume, the white shirt two buttons opened for now, his forgotten tie in his hand as he jogs back to them with a dashing smile on his face. His hair is short after a fresh cut, courtesy of Yuzu.

He crosses the bridge separating them hurriedly, as if they have been apart for a whole year.

Kazui waves his little arms at his father, the same smile pulling at his lips. He may have a lot of Orihime's features, like her eyes and eyelashes, as well as her hair, but his smile is the spitting image of Ichigo's.

"Sorry for that, honey." He breathes out, not at all out of breath even after the kilometer he just ran back and forth from their home.

"I would be fine with you not wearing a tie, but since Rukia and Renji insisted on proper clothes..." Orihime teases him, and he winks back at her. "Kazui was growing impatient."

Ichigo kisses his son on the forehead, placing his finger next to the baby's hand for him to grab onto. Kazui immediately takes the opportunity and Orihime chuckles.

"Did I make you impatient too?"

"Of course. 5 minutes without you is enough to make me tap my foot." She jokes, and Ichigo shakes his head mockingly.

"I'll do my best to redeem myself after we visit the Soul Society. Let's get going." He smiles and takes Kazui, offering some relief to the young mother. Kazui is definitely going to get heavier very soon with the way he eats.

They walk together to Urahara's shop, hand in hand, joking and laughing, placing bets on how many people will want to hold Kazui, and how many times people will tease Ichigo for his not-so-new haircut.

She remembers the two lovers from the story. The forbidden love, the punishment. Forced to live separately for a year and allowed only once to see each other again. The weaver princess and her human husband.

Orihime smiles, sending a look at the river. The bridge has been crossed, and their time together is finally here. But never to end.

[asktheoger]

@mewfun

The mew seems curious at something that she said.

"You never have visitors? Why is that the case?"

"They say that there's a bunch of dangerous people beyond the mountains that could hurt me…. I don't think they're all bad, though! Ichigo's never hurt me, and all you guys are really nice too!"

"Not very often- there's only one day a year where it's safe for me to go down; the Mask Festival!" Aya explains. "Me an' my Papa and Oto-San and Father will go down to the village for a night! It's a lot of fun, and it's only a few more months away!" The Ogerpon skips for a few paces, thinking about the event with glee.

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[sunflowersandcherryblossoms]

Daily Random Headcanon About My Byaichi Fanfiction:

15. Each time Ichigo tells the kids about his fight with Byakuya in Sokyoku Hill, the story becomes even more outlandish.

Every single time the kids go to Byakuya and ask:

"Was it like Otōsan said, Papa?"

And Byakuya, no matter what nonsense came from his husband's mouth, confirms it with the most deadpan expression ever...

[turnbackthependulum]

Let's make things easier for all of us, shall we?

If you're new here, welcome. This is a blog full of shitposts about BLEACH, the masterpiece created by Tite Kubo. I do post/reblog actual quotes from the manga or scenes from the anime, but only like 0.1% of the time.

Below are the main categories you can use to find specific interactions between various characters. It probably won't lead you to find every single thing that's been posted in this blog (for example, Espada-Shinigami interactions, etc.) but you can at least get almost all the incorrect quotes via this hashtag -> #incorrect bleach

Quotes which I think the characters would highly likely say can be found here -> #things they'd totally say

Everything Karakura Town:

» Karakura Gang (includes Ichigo & his schoolmates, Ichigo's family, Rukia & Kon, Ikumi-san & her son, everyone associated with Urahara's Store, as well as the Visoreds & Fullbringers too) » Karakura High School students » The Kurosaki Family » Urahara Shop (specifically those in Urahara Shop, including Yoruichi, and yes RENJI too) » Visored » The Ishida Family » Fullbringers » Mayuri's Washing Machine Inspiration Backstory au » Zaraki's Squad in Karakura Town au » Grimmjow (g)raveyard party in Karakura Town au » Karakura High School English Lesson au

Everything Soul Society:

» Gotei 13 Captains only » Gotei 13 » Royal Guard/Squad 0 » 1st Division • 2nd Division • 3rd Division • 4th Division • 5th Division • 6th Division • 7th Division • 8th Division • 9th Division • 10th Division • 11th Division • 12th Division • 13th Division » Shinigami Women's Association » Shinigami Men's Association » Shin'ō Academy au » Turn Back the Pendulum arc au » Yamamoto's Past au » "Accidents happen, don't they?" - Shunsui Kyoraku au » Washing Machine isn't for humans, Kurotsuchi-taicho! au » Keigo cuts hair in Soul Society au » Mayuri discovers Spottyfy [Spotify] au

Everything Las Noches:

» Arrancar, in general » Espadas » Espadas trying to hack Aizen's personal computer series au » Featuring the 'troublemaker trio' - aka Nnoitra, Grimmjow & Szayelaporro

Everything Wandenreich:

» Sternritters

Lists of other AU that I've made up or taken inspiration from popular/known sources:

» Adventures of Renji, Rangiku, Toshiro, Ikkaku & Yumichika au (spinoff from "The Shinigami Have Come!" episode) » Gin, Rangiku & Toshiro live together under one roof au » Shinji's Cooking Show au » "I wasn't that drunk last night" series au » Nnoitra committed the "7 Deadly Sins" under an hour au » Isshin, Car & Reservations au » Overprotective papa Toshiro au » Puns for Fun! » "It's 3 AM go to bed" series au

[pinkbowsandprettyprose]

The true plot twist is Mr. Momomiya adopts Quiche solely to son his ass for assaulting his daughter. Bring out Papa Bear!

Wait wait wait

“Zakuro should punch Quiche again” this, “Ichigo should be the one to punch him in TMMN” that

Bring out the big guns

Let Mr. Momomiya deck Quiche in the face for TMMN

[tsubasabasahazard]

random thought

headcanon that if Aizen ever meets Kazui he’ll go like “this kid exists thanks to me…call me grandpa” and Kazui would be like “but I already have a grandpa, are u mama’s papa?” and Aizen would straight up say “yeah, I had her at my house for a while (kidnapped) so you could say that” and Kazui would just go along cause he just doesn’t give much of a shit, and Aizen would very much like to train him while Ichigo keeps saying nope no way in soul society or hell

[anything-viva]

[accidentally deleted my the first try YAY]

tagged by @liminalhymnal to shuffle my playlist, but since i wasn't listening to any playlist in particular i just shuffled my music library.

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tagging @lil--ichigo @k1ng0fsug4r @thedeepweb @cliffburton @blood-breath and @noiivvern but anyone else who wants to should consider yourself tagged!!

[aho-dapa]

LINKS:

(everything here is dry as a desert but I have plans)

ao3 ✦ youtube ✦ art account ✦ my art gallery

currently writing:

【Bleach】 nameless 【Tōshirō/Ichigo】

【ACOTAR】 the rewrite

the ever increasing brainrot:

【ACOTAR/HMC】 House of Wind 【Nesta/Tamlin】

limbus company, genshin impact, honkai star rail, wuthering waves, dragon age, baldur's gate 3 (I've only made my character as of now 😭)

khr is my love, my angel, my darling dearest

made the mistake of being an acotar blog and now I can't escape

Where I keep my favorite posts:

*all my fancasts are for my fic but they are inspired by canon

ACOTAR + TOG

Night Court and Illyria Fancast

Archeron Family Fancast

The Archeron Sisters as The Three Graces

ACOTAR Rewrite Prythian (still working on)

TOG Rewrite Erilea

Illyrian Wing Clipping

Witchcraft in Prythian

Some Spring Court Language Lore

Rewrite: Amarantha’s Curse on Spring

My Rhysand Last Name Journey

Thoughts on Tamlin: ACOFAS Vent

Cresseida Thoughts

Really like the Contrast Here in Writing: Slight Feylin Angst

Chaol and Aelin Confrontation Snippet

Azriel Thoughts

Colors and Metals for Chaedorian

Thoughts on Tamlin: Study Scenes

ACOTAR Sailor Moon AU

Papa Archeron Post

Personal Post on Nesta and Elain in ACOSF

fic ideas because I can't write rn:

hiraeth

wolfsbane

unnamed beron/jurian fic

that tamlin/koh brainrot

a tomarry idea

acotar howl's moving castle au with neslin

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