#paolo wanted to build a snowpal
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ethicaltreatmentofcowplants · 6 months ago
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Never Ever Have 2,000 Reward Points Been So Well-Invested
Since my heir's gymbro husband kept on getting whims to go jogging (riiiiight in the middle of a Windenburg winter), I bought him the ICE-PROOF trait from the Rewards store. Let's just say that he's been making maximum mileage out of it...
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This. This is what the Watcher saw after her regular early morning check that the younger and more helpless members of the household had all their needs in the green.
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I'm not even trying with this shit, he just did this autonomously.
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Taking it very seriously, I see.
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@akitasimblr have your twins come fetch their AU dad, I think he may be broken. Actually maybe just have Dodo. Leo would likely join in and freeze his [redacted] off.
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"A masterpiece if I may say so myself, and the snowpal isn't so bad either..."
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He legit did not have one negative moodlet, not one single notion or sign of recognition that it's ducking freezing out.
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On the contrary, the man is clearly living his best life.
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May all the Watchers of the land smile upon Paolo Rocca. May all boons be granted upon him.
Paolo Rocca really said "fan service? Say no more." Paolo Rocca really said "what ice bucket challenge?" Paolo Rocca really said "Akira Who-bo? I'm the new Baby Daddy in town." (Though he does grant you Salim Benali.)
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(And I must say that it is nice to have a gift so obviously appreciated.)
Er, Happy Monday for some of us I guess?
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