#pantrore

[lonely-vault-boy]

Dottore/Pantalone (ft. 15 yo Childe) HCs!

Bc what’s more fun than evil old men being domestic and wholesome? (For @lycheethesimp in case the pics of my dogs weren’t enough)

- Pantalone is super petty. Dottore will accidentally on-purpose piss him off and Pantalone will respond by buying dinner for him and Childe and not Dottore. He plans out cute lil spa days and shit too. Which is nice way of saying he gets face masks and stuff for him and Childe and bitches about his husband /affectionately

- Childe lacks the ability to sit still and absolutely despises the spa sessions (it means he doesn’t have to do paperwork tho)

- They bring Childe in order to get a family discount at restaurants and events. Childe usually ends up going with them (and then complaining abt it) so he doesn’t have to be babied by Pulcinella or have awkward bonding time with Pierro

- This entire arrangement started bc Childe accidentally stumbled in on them making out and they tried to buy his silence (they thought they were being subtle (they were wrong))

- Pantalone realized while he was being extorted by a kid that being a parent was fun when you don’t have to do any of the work and have leverage over your criminally overworking husband

Ok ‘nuff of demon kid they adopted, moving on:

- They bicker a lot in front of the other harbingers and they enjoy egging each other on, but they actually really care about each orher

- Pantalone will find Dottore asleep in his lab and cover him with his jacket. Dottore (without knowing it) snuggles up into it bc he finds the scent comforting

- They have a lot of late nights where Dottore will be working at the desk and Pantalone is reading in bed. And it’s just very soft and domestic. Dottore will eventually put down whatever reports he’s writing and curl up beside his husband

- They listen to each others heretical rants that no one else understands. Dottore will be talking about how one of his experiments is going alone and Pantalone will listen despite not knowing wtf he’s talking abt and vice-versa

- Pantalone gives Dottore lavish gifts sometimes to show his affection. And Dottore doesn’t quite understand the value or nature of normal human customs, so he’ll show up with random abominations as gifts (one of which was Childe before they learned he was Pulcinella’s pet project)

- Pantalone has a garden for all of his weird creatures. His staff frequently end up dead while cleaning and caring for them. But it’s a lovely place for him and Dottore to go on strolls, so he doesn’t mind

- Pantalone is aware of his own mortality but has accepted it. He copes by controlling what he can (money) and trying to prepare for Dottore for when he’ll be gone. Dottore refuses to lose him and has (well, had) a few segments dedicated to finding some way to stop time for his lover

- And sometimes they torture people together for fun and then gossip about it :)