#pansy hunched over a sink staring at her lingerie that someone else has seen

[royalthorned]

Hi!! You’ve just given me free reign over your ask box and i am Annoying so here is my unfiltered thoughts (also btw YOU are the tumblr loml)

Most rarepairs are canon to me they all co-exist one way or another because ik nothing if not a multishipper and there’s nothing i love more than a niche ship ESPECIALLY if it’s weird or grotesque or off putting in any way shape or form that is my SHIT like im talking age gaps,power dynamics, fucked up perceptions of love, pseudo incest/the brotherhusband/sisterwife phenomenon, secret third things, fail marriages, DIVORCE, powerful women x really pathetic men, and most of all desire in the form of hunger

So please do tell me about pansy and bellatrix

JAMIE this ask made me jump up to awnser, yes! let’s talk about the worst ships ever

the basis of them revolves around roles. bellatrix is a middle aged woman with no romantic or parental ties. she lives vicariously through her sister (the pinnacle of a pure blood woman) and then gets cut off abruptly mid war. pansy is discarded by her family and friends as too young of a woman to be involved in the war. they are clawing in opposite directions to meet each other. it’s a wrinkled hand with gaudy jewellery catching on soft smooth skin and pink lace.

the pseudo incestuous revolves fully around pansy and her play pretend marriage to draco. she stays in malfoy manor and sneaks off to meet bellatrix. she stays the night and slinks into bellatrix’s room, her “soon to be aunt in law” and they fuck in the weirdest way! bellatrix treats pansy like a doll/daughter/lover/neice

they are sitting across the malfoy living room eyeing each other up while one pretending this is weirder than it is (pansy thinks she’s an incestual sexual fiend ) and bellatrix pretending the age gap is nonexistent