#pansexualmermaidout

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Lmao at the lady a straight pride who’s fanny pack is a pan flag

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Theatre Kids be like:

Plus size lesbian goth mom

Sassy gay guy (Who isn't actually sassy he's just very loud and cracks jokes to cope)

Slackers

Group of girls who watched mean girls

Guy who's straight but flamboyant

Bi/Pan girl who's really into Heathers or Hamilton

Kid who's extremely talented due to actor parents

The Beetlejuice Bitch

Diabetic kid

Thot who likes Burlesque

Energetic pastel lesbian

Straight couple who's really unhealthy

Guy and Girl couple who are both Bi

Depressed Kid

Straight kid with two moms/dads

Homophobic kid who everyone hates

Boy who realates to the Joker too much

Girl who realates to Amy Dunn too much

Kid who's only there because of a sibling

Kid who sings theater songs to much

Girl who thinks being not like other girls makes her cool

Boy who says "I'm a nice guy, I swear"

The seamstress who watches Karolina Zebroska, Bernadette Banner, Rachel Mansky or any other costuber

The kid who watches musical hell and realates to Diva

The kid who watches musical hell and realates to Donna

The Kid with their phone set to military time

Metalhead

Classicalhead

The Art Kid who likes set design

Christian kid who has a Tumblr and is an extreme LGBTQAAP+ supporter but they still are a censor because non of that unchristian shit in this class

Quiet girl who's the best singer but chose to be sound design

Kid who eats to many cheetos

A witch who brings her Crystals to class

Frazzled Teacher trying to help us learn on a small paycheck and no funding (It goes to Steroids ,Coke , Heroin, and covering up rapes for the sports teams)

Tag yourself

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ATTENTION!!!!!!

                                        THEY HAVE A BABY

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Christians have no right to say they’re oppressed or in the minority because I’ve been forced to pray to a god I don’t believe in over some goddamned french fries to may times to hear that shit

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That's black magic

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Men At Award Shows

Women At Awards Shows:

Lil Nas X At Awards Shows:

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Imagine...

You’re just scrolling through twitter and you find out they fucking stormed Bastille

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This looks awful but here you go

Just in case you guys didn’t know.

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So christians you were right

It’s not Adam and Steve and It is Adam and Eve....

Steve is her deadname

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Nobody:

Absolutely No one:

Gays going to Brunch:

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Lesbian woman’s Facebook posts: I love my wife we’re getting a cat It’s been 3 years an it’s a really big step!    

                                                                                                                      *Insert 10,000 homophobic comments *                                                         Straight Woman’s Facebook post: Even though he cheated on me with my sister, killed my dog, forced me to marry him at 16 , beats my ass whenever I slightly piss him off, murdered my ex, had sex with my mom , got me addicted to meth , abuses my children and forced my daughter to marry his cousin but I still love him oh and we’ve been dating for 3 months lol 

Also Straight Woman’s Facebook post: If he ever... EVER leaves my sight for more than an hour I will MURDER him but first I,ll key his car , destroy his playstation , and let him beat 1 last time then I’ll kill hem lol 2 weeks and strong on this method

Also Also Straight Woman’s Facebook posts: I’m gonna divorce his ass he LOOKED at another girl. I mean I have been dating and fucking all his male family members tho....Am I wrong... 3 days of marriage might help because It’s a longer time

Also Also Also “Straight” Woman’s Facebook posts: God I hate him lmao he asked me to do the dishes but I was to busy going down on my best friend. He does the same with his best friend so why shouldn't I lmao.

*Insert 100,000 supportive comments*

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Can confirm this

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Probably the most surreal intro sentence I’ve heard to this day

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Karen: My ass is fat and my brain is..... ass?