vanoss talking with moo: I think I understand what's happening, considering my woes.
moo: You do?
vanoss: Yes. i’m feeling lost, empty, and there's a little voice in the back of my head feeding on these thoughts and causing warmness.
moo: panda?
vanoss blushing: N o.
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what if.. the stoner panda… and the arsonist owl kissed…. what then
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god i love panda’s breathless laughter
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vanoss: You know what? Underneath it all, you’re actually quite nice.
panda: [Unable to look him in the eye, trying not to blush] Repeat that disgusting slander again and you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.
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vanoss: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
panda: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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vanoss: What’s up? I’m back.
panda: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.
vanoss: Death is a social construct.
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panda: this is a feral owl
panda: ….could be a lover
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vanoss: I'm a reverse necromancer.
panda: Isn't that just killing people?
vanoss: Ah, technicality.
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panda: God, give me patience.
vanoss: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
panda: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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vanoss: I was arrested for being too cool.
panda: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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panda: here’s your coffee
vanoss: thanks, could i have a little spoon please?
panda: certainly
*delicately embraces him from behind*
vanoss: lovely
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vanoss: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
panda: Go the fuck to sleep
vanoss: What gif I don't want to?
panda: Fuck You
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Evan: I can explain.
panda: Can you?
Evan: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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panda: Where are you going?
vanoss: To get us ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide in the car.
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panda, trying to flirt: i really like your name
vanoss: thanks i got it for my birthday
tyler, whispering into pandas ear: you sure you want that one?
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vanoss: Let's get this bread!
panda: Of course! What type would you like? I have several stacks if you need any food!
vanoss:
vanoss: that's not what I meant-
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