#pala-dudes

[imblocking-you]

Ganito naman mga trip kong binabasa kaya kahit march and april pa completion bibitinin ko na sarili ko.

[tangian]

[two-white-butterflies]

best friend | LN4 | part three

Description: Lando has a crush on you, and everyone knows it. Everyone except you.

Pairing: lando norris/actress-singer!reader (filipina coded reader)

series masterlist | part two

Carlossainz55: He wants you to know that his twitter was hacked.

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landonorris: IT WAS NOT

yourname: DM ME FOR PICTURES OF LANDO'S DELETED TWEET!!!!!!!!

Carlossainz55: 🤣

yourname: akyat bahay caught on cam 🧡

(translation: robber caught on cam)

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landonorris: Too handsome to steal 🥱 - yourname: are you a nurse din po? 🤣 (translation: are you a nurse too?)

Carlossainz55: Lando 😳

landonorris: She's not our August or our Betty. She's our Juliet. Happy birthday champ! 🧡😍

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yourname: landocakes, i'm gagged but YOU did not write that caption. 😅 - landonorris: mb I was supposed to put "She's my Juliet." - yourname: boom capiche uwian na hahahhahahaha - yourname: PICK UP THE PHONE I'M SERIOUS

danielricciardo: Happy birthday Y/N! Sending love from Melbin. 🇦🇺 - yourname: HAHAHAHA Melbin 🤣

danielricciardo: Might delete later.

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landonorris: MIGHT DELETE LATER?

yourname: Bring Heidi and let's turn it into a 2 date. - danielricciardo: Sorry we only eat around people who's ages are past 25 💞 - yourname: Daniel Ricciardo, u r on my death note

yourname: Kunware p sha pero crush niya pala ako. Side note: He kinda looks like one of those dudes who played DOTA a few decades ago😭 Still looking good tho 😝 #ThankYouToMyMan

(Translation: He be acting like he tolerates me but he be crushing on my secretly.)

comments

landonorris: that's ur man - yourname: he doesn't have roaches or nothing

danielricciardo: Ship him back to the factory

maxverstappen1: Congratulations ❤️

echieee21: ITAAS MO ANG BANDERA NATIN MAMSH 🇵🇭 - yourname: Laban pilipinas! 😁

landonorris: Ganda mo naman te. May jowa ka na? (Translation: You look good miss (alt/direct trans: older sister). Do you have a boyfriend?)

comments

yourname: yeah but he doesn't have to know ;) - landonorris: pass sa gusto maging kabit - yourname: tngina mo (translation: pass to people who want to be mistresses) (translation: fuck you)

yourname: Kuya, pls ruin my life. Luluhuran, pagsisilbihan, chuchupain, jujugjugin tas tubig lang pahinga. 🤤

comments

landonorris: KUYA??????????

maryjane_L/N: Anak is this your new boyfriend from England,,,? - yourname: yes pu tita 😭 - - maryjane_L/N: Pogi,,,,👍🏻

@ssararuffoni @inejghafawifesblog @love4lando @hiraethrhapsody @allenajade-ite @driveswiftly13 @shouq @fdl305 @iloveyou3000morgan @lpab @ietss @inejghafawifesblog @ldynblack @jessblack394 @iissza @iamahallucinationnn @sialexia @allenajade-ite

[quidam-sirenae]

Favorite words: welsh edition

1. Caer- fortress- the first word you learn always has a special place in your heart. This was my first word in welsh.

2. Iawn-very- it palatalizes the word in front of it which is so fun. Da iawn is so fun to say. Fawr iawn. Hir iawn. Stormus iawn. Gwen iawn. You can’t go wrong.

3. Pili pala-butterfly- guys this is so cute it’s like butter fly. Yr pili pala? A butter fly? Wonderful. I did some research this word is probably a Latin borrowing.

4. Llyfrgell-library- this is so fun to say thats it.

5. Nghariad- lover, nasally mutated- this is the most wonderful word for a significant other it’s got everything. Possessive mutation. Comes from caru which is already one of my favorite words since it’s devoid from the Latin and Greek expectations of love words. Peredurs love is named the derivation of this in the mabinogi. It sounds fun. 10/10

6. Wledic- lord- this just comes up a lot in Middle Welsh texts. And I like it it sounds like lord so it’s easy for me to recognize and it also shows up as a descriptor in the triads and that’s fun.

7. Cerddoriath-music- find a prettier word for music I dare you. You can’t.

8. Pederfynu- decide- dude this one just shows up in o mi awn mi am dro by fleur de llys and I like that song a lot.

9. Cofia- remember- mostly this one has beautiful mutations. I love nghofia. Beautiful. Gofia? Graceful and wonderful. Chofia? She is my wife.

10. Goch- red, softly mutated- i am an anomaly in that i think the ch sound is so very very pretty. Also i like the way the coch verse sounds in cyfrif’r geifr.

[thisweekinfandomhistory]

See ya later, pala-dudes! This week, V and Emily hit a double-header in the Voltron: Legendary Defender fandom (thanks to two requesters and V's VLD primer pal, Fran!). First, V attempts to explain what the show is about and why it launched on Netflix with a built-in fandom. And then... oh, boy. You know how our ending stinger is "well-behaved fandoms rarely make history"? Well, this fandom is VERY POORLY BEHAVED and therefore, have made history. That's for sure... Not really a TW, but just be aware that this episode is heavy on discussions of purity culture, particularly with regard to shipping age gaps.

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[akonaman]

you came to a point na grabe wala ka ng masabi. like you're totally lost for words na "ah ganun niya pala ko siraan sa iba" na "ah ganun pala tingin niya sakin all these times. dude it was not love. don't let other ppl know that you love me when you can't be a man enough and admit fuckin mistakes. grow some balls.

[unknownarmageddon]

adds this

wa!!!!!

OOUH already some funky ass guitar this shit fucks ohhh my god. kind of a banger so far i woke up this morning!!! feeling lonely!!! YEAAHH got this is so fascinating i miss you so bad!!!! the thought of you makes me sad!!!! i can’t help it i just miss you!!!! how did i lose you now again!!!!! dude this song fucks like this bangs pala pa la!!!!! oughgh can’t help it i just miss you…. okay yeah i really like that one CACKLES especially the music it ruled. man

[fortjester]

hi! seeing your reblog of the dudes with the wheel shoes- and you taging it with palamades. as someone who only has second-hand knowledge of the books from my boyfriend and tumblr dash- i now cannot stop picturing him in heelies and need to shift this unto someone else. have a wonderful day

this post

pala-heelies.....

i can just picture it. like on the one hand, he's totally uncoordinated and would fall flat on his ass. baby giraffe ass routine. but on the other hand i can imagine him and cam whizzing past in the halls. i can imagine everyone on the Sixth using heelies. much to think on.

[jopetkasi]

i don’t think i am fit for love anymore. simply because i don’t have love to give. I can’t even love myself to begin with. 

you just can’t give what you do not have. 

i can entertain prospects, go on dates or even have steamy sex but if there is no love to give, all else is superficial. 

this guy who my cousin introduced, have been in constant communication with me, which is totally fine except that i have this feeling that this dude is being nice to me kasi my cousin asked him - alam nyo na, parang pakisama or something. 

by the sum of all failures in my life, i should know by now if this acquaintance is legit and would gain traction in my life. And right now, I feel that this is sort of getting to know you is a phase...

unless i am wrong. 

perhaps, i am still worthy of enjoying a nice love life...

tonight we had a virtual chat that went on for hours until we both got hungry and decided to meet for late dinner. 

and of all places, he asked that we eat at Shakeys Pasong Tamo. And this branch I tell you is famous for clandestine dates. alam mo eto yung kung me kabit ka or ayaw mong makita ka ng tao na me kasamang iba, you bring them to this branch because it is so remote and not accessible no one gets to see who you bring to this place....

but then who am i to complain? 

guy : ang liit mo pala no? i am 5′10 and you are?

me: 5′3 yeah i know....

guy: and your pwet is big. nice buns....

me:  yeah yung taba ko dyan napupunta....

after eating...

guy: ang lakas mo pala kumain

me: turn off ka? lol

guy: no that is a compliment. i like comfortable dates...

me: but you got me to this branch where either putas or kabits are brought....

guy: hinde nga? 

me: look around...

and so what was supposed to be a short meal turned to hours of conversation about a lot of things...hindi sya yung chat na just for the sake of talking. 

until i checked my phone and realized i was past my bedtime. it was 3am and he has to go back to Makati Med for rounds....

[definitely-not-so-pogi]

Baguio June 17, 2023

May nakilala akong girl nung nag try ako mag-solo sa club. At first, magkatabi lang yung cocktail table namin tapos after a few minutes lumapit sya sakin kasi solo kami both.

Deym, she's so beautiful gagu pero di ako nagpahalata na natuwa ako kasi sabi nya "are you alone? mind if I join you for the rest of the night?" ako naman g lang pero deep inside, "tangina join me for the rest of my life nalang kaya?"

Anyway, ayun nag-kwentuhan kami about our personal lives and surprisingly, kahit sobrang ingay sa club, I was able to hear everything she said? Am I just too focused on her? eme!

Then nung medyo basag na us, niyaya ko sya lumabas sa club and we talked lang buong gabi hehehe hanggang sa sinundo na sya ng friends nya.

Nga pala! she held my hands nung lumabas kami club then ayun, lakad lakad lang habang nagkkwentuhan. Tapos dumating na friends nya. Before we partways, I asked for her socials and with no hesitation, she gave it to me.

Her name is "Ellie" and dude, she literally looklike Kathryn Bernardo!!!!!

Bro I dropped the bomb yesterday and ask her on a date.

Pls, pls, pls, lord kahit eto lang pa-birthday mo sakin.

She's an Ilokana and dudeeeee!!!!! feeling ko mag aaral na ako mag ilocano. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHABABABABA

[hawkinsunderground]

decided to start fresh and just make a new account since my old blog is all over the place. rest in peace @the-best-pala-dudes you won't be missed this is officially a byler account lol

[weepinggothbagelfreak]

Just made my 2023 yearbook quote a Voltron quote…feeling good😑 (I feel an abundant amount of shame)

(the quote I chose was “Later Pala-Dudes!!!” Btw….)

[lenabuncaras]

Book One: Tao Te Ching

Pinanghawakan ko ang Hotdog ko.

Wait, parang ang sagwa pakinggan.

Pinanghawakan ko ang pagiging Hotdog ko.

Puwede na. Okay.

Hindi dahil sa gusto kong maging hotdog in generic form, pero may mga nickname kasing okay lang kahit malayo sa real name.

I was in Grade Two when everyone officially named me Hotdog. I still write my Carlisle Arjeantine name kapag kailangang isulat, but nickname? Hotdog talaga.

Everyone was calling me Hotdog—kahit ang mga teacher, para lang din hindi sila magkamali sa pagsabi ng pangalan ko.

I was Hotdog Mendoza way back then. To be honest, hindi siya weird na nickname, because I had a classmate, and she was named as Kukay. I found Hotdog a bit presentable than Kukay during those days.

I was enjoying being Hotdog in an empirical manner when I realized, there was nothing special about being Hotdog.

First Year High School, ang random ng thought, everyone knew me as Hotdog while some called me Arjan. My mom used to call me Cali, and it was confusing me in another level kasi hindi ko alam kung ano ang dapat itawag sa akin.

You had a freaking name, and it was legally applied, and no one wants to use it for you, even yourself.

Same kay Kukay. Ang real name niya, Angelica Marie Joy R. San Vicente. But no one called her Angelica or Marie or Joy, or any of it but Kukay. Like, dude, for real?

Symbolic for me ang nickname na Hotdog kasi sobrang rare kong kumain ng hotdog kahit noong bata pa ’ko. Laging cheesedog. So, I asked my dad some time when I was six, “Pops, bakit may ganito na white sa hotdog?”

It was a white, gewy substance, dripping at the tip of the hotdog. And damn, it sounded so not safe for work, but it was.

“Cheesedog naman kasi ’yan, hindi ’yan hotdog,” sagot ni Popsky.

“Bakit po may cheese?”

“Kasi special kapag may cheese. Kapag, wala, common hotdog lang siya.”

Intrusion! Intrusion!

But yes, it was a sudden flashback during my childhood days na kapag may cheese, special.

Ang bibingkang may cheese, special.

Ang ensaymadang may cheese, special.

Ang putong may cheese, special.

Ang burger na may cheese, special.

There might be something about cheese that makes everything so special.

“Kaya pumayag kang maging Cheesedog?”

Ah! My mind was wandering around, kausap ko nga pala si Jazmin pero Z.

“Cheesedog is a good source of discussion, anyway,” sagot ko.

Jazmin pero Z is my student. Humanities class.

Well, she’s . . . she’s interesting. Very . . . interesting in a sense that she found me in a place where no one wants to look for me.

There’s something about the timing na hindi ko ine-expect. There’s something about the idea na ang sarap i-look forward because someone found you where you’ve been.

She’s cute. I like her eyes. Mukha siyang Korean na Taiwanese. Cute ang ilong, hindi matangos pero parang nakakatuwang pindutin kasi maliit. Bilugan ang mukha tapos may bangs na nagsasariling paling kahit anong suklay niya paharap. Hindi ako sigurado sa haba ng buhok kasi laging nakatali, lalo pa’t mahangin dito sa area dahil nga nasa highland. Madaldal. Kind of madaldal na mahirap bentahan ng idea. Hindi ko nga mabilang kung ilang beses niyang tinanong ang pagiging Cheesedog ko. Nag-explain na ’ko’t lahat, tinatanong pa rin niya.

“Bakit ito ang pinahanap mo sa ’min?” tanong niya, itinaas ang librong kanina pa niya binabasa—kung binabasa nga ba niya kasi dinadaldal din niya ’ko samantalang gumagawa nga ako ng lesson plan.

“Because I want you, guys, to understand that book?”

“Tao Te Ching by Lao Tzu,” pagbasa niya sa librong pinababasa ko sa buong klase for a reflection paper. “The Book of Way.”

Saglit akong tumigil sa ginagawa at nangalumbaba habang tinuturo ng sign pen ang librong hawak niya.

“Itong book, nakita ko ’tong binabasa ng nauna sa ’kin. Her name is Cherminne. I was nineteen when I first found this.”

Ako pa ang nagbuklat ng page at ipinakita ang bookmark ko roon sa page na may memorable line for me.

“We wu wei,” nakangiting sabi ko. “When nothing is done, nothing is left undone. Kung wala kang ginawa, meron kang ginawa. Wala nga lang.”

Napapangiti siyang nagtakip ng noo at parang nahihiya sa sinabi ko, umiiling pa. “Puwede bang bumalik na lang tayo kung bakit ka naging si Cheesedog, sir?”

It was fascinating, for me. Si Ate Cherminne kasi, virtual assistant siya. Sobrang broad ng pagiging VA, and I was a student way back then. She has an expressive eyes, and she looked at me like she was reading me until the very fiber of my existence.

Maybe sa experience? Iba rin siguro ang questions sa buhay ng may experience sa wala. And nineteen years old wasn’t that old enough to know something about life in general. And she’s double my age.

Ate Cherminne and I were on the same table, and she was reading that book habang naghihintay ako sa kanya. We had a small talk, some questions about life, as in sobrang random na hindi naman normally pinag-uusapan ng dalawang taong hindi rin naman magkakilala.

She asked, “Tingin mo, simple lang ang buhay?”

I answered, “Yes po.”

She smiled at me. “Why?”

“Simple lang ang life because it’s more of living and knowing why you live?” hindi sure na sagot ko.

“If simple lang, bakit mahirap maging masaya?”

“Hmm.” I really thought about that part. “Subjective po siguro ang happiness. Siguro nakadepende ’yon sa source of happiness nila kaya mahirap.”

“So, dahil ba sa constant craving nila for something they do not have, kaya mahirap maging masaya?”

“Kung happiness po ng ibang tao ang magkaroon ng maraming pera pero tambay lang po sila, mahirap po talaga. O kaya kung gusto nila ng T-Rex.”

Tinawanan lang ako ni Ate Cherminne sa sagot ko.

But really, isa ’yon sa mga tanong sa mundo na madali sanang sagutin kung pare-pareho lang ang meaning ng happiness para sa lahat.

Maybe it was about that constant craving gaya ng sabi ni Ate Cherminne, or maybe it was about the contentment na kung enough for you ang kung anong meron ka, you’ll feel happy kasi satisfied ka na. You don’t have to crave for more, you don’t have to ask for anything else.

Maybe it was about perspective, depende kung saang side ka tumitingin.

“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad,” pagbasa ni Jazmin sa isang page ng book. “Ang philosophical nitong book, parang nakakabobo basahin, sir. Parang gets ko na parang hindi.”

“Pero ikaw, ano ang definition mo ng happiness?” usisa ko habang tinititigan siya.

“Hmm. Quiz ba ’to? May score ba ’to, sir? Exempted na ba ’ko kapag sinagot ko?”

Tinuktukan ko siya ng sign pen sa ulo bago ko binalikan ang lesson plan ko. “Magbasa ka na lang.”

“Ang definition ko ng happiness, sir, kapag busog ako, hahaha!” biglang sabi niya kaya napasulyap ako. Hawak-hawak na naman niya ang bookmark na iniwan ko roon. “Cheesedog Was Here.”

“Ibalik mo ’yan, ha?” utos ko.

“Opo, ito na po, ibabalik na.” Isinilid niya ulit ang bookmark sa page ng libro. “May favorite quote ka rito sa book, sir?”

“Meron,” sagot ko, sinusundan ng tingin ang ginagawa niyang paglipat sa libro.

“Natatandaan mo pa?”

“Yeah. I am different from ordinary people.”

Bigla siyang tumawa sa ’kin. “Ang GGSS! Legit ba?”

Ako naman ang napangiti sa kanya. “Joke lang, ang bilis mong maniwala.”

“Kaya ko nga tinanong kung legit ba. Grabe siya, ha. Pero seryoso, natatandaan mo pa?”

“Yep!” Tumango naman ako. “If you want to become whole, let yourself be partial. If you want to become full, let yourself be empty. If you want to be reborn, let yourself die. More like if you want to be one, become one.”

“Sir, hindi na makatao subject mo. Nakakabobo na, ha. Hindi pa nga ako nakaka-recover sa I exist; therefore, I am mo. Sumisingit ka pa ng nakakasira ng utak.”

“Mag-aral ka kasing mabuti.”

“Business naman kasi kinukuha ko, sir, hindi naman philo. Uy, meron pang isang bookmark. Taray!”

Dinampot niya agad ’yon, pero kaiba sa bookmark ko, pilas lang ’yon ng papel na sinulatan.

“Every moment that passes by is a new piece of time, a new chance to make things right as they were before, a new start to do good as it was written for us long ago. Every life has an opportunity to change its ways if it wants to be happy again,” pagbasa niya roon. “Buti pa ’to mabilis arukin. Wala ka bang ganito, sir? Kaysa yung one plus one mo.”

“Hahaha! Magbasa ka na. Ikaw una kong tatawagin bukas sa recitation.”

“Hoy! Namemersonal ka na!”

“Hahaha!”

Life is composed of simple things that make us happy. A simple joke, the laughter of a cute kid, a short conversation with someone you adore, a cute toy. And I guess it wasn’t complicated at all. We just have to look at it as something worth its existence.

• co-created by @coffeexated.

• Next update: January 13, 2023, 7 PM

[tangian]

Gumastos ako ng 250 pesos para sa interior ng gulong ng bike ko. Ganun pala kapag necessity siya di mo siya pagsisihan kahit mabigat sa bulsa. Pero dudes, 1 day budget ko nawala sa pagiging careless sa bike 🥹

[newfangledhooman]

It’s 31st of October today 2024

This week ay no. Actually, this whole month pala 😅 hahaha was pretty tough and as usual I have no one to tell and rant to.

I am quite struggling to budget my income these past few months bc of the bills I have to pay sa bahay na di ko naman expected na ako pala magbabayad and super emotional and galit ako when It’s time to pay na. (Struggling with anger and stress din pala hanep) hahahaha plus the tuition fee pa on my masteral tho my partner helps me to pay naman for tuition na ang mahal I swear.

I know na di dapat pag awayan ang pera sa rs but bakit parang I am having hard time to talk about money to my husband? Parehas naman kami sumasahod 😂 parang feeling ko ayaw nya maglabas if I ask sometimes. Or I ask too much na ba? Di ko alam pero the last time I ask him, tinanong nya ko kung “walang wala na daw ba ko” not once niya yan sinabi but twice pa like wtf hahahaha and he never said sorry pa kasi joke lang daw un tangna. Ang joke nakakatawa di nakakasakit hahaha.

Di ko na rin talaga alam pero sa tingin ko kelangan ko munang kumalma at magdasal. Pray for wisdom and knowledge to handle and manage MONEY, STRESS and yung biglang NAGAGALIT. Hahahaha

Dude!!! Life is short wag puro galit especially sa mga taong malapit sayo and to your pupils. CHILL THE FCK OUT, KARL. Srysly. I-kalma mo 😂

[renbo-hater]

okay...

it happened

it actually happened...

the sexting thing

i feel guilty

he has a gf

he knows that

that's why it's a secret.

nothing good is gonna come out of this

if i say no, he'll stop

but i didn't..

i sent a pic

i should've been suspicious from the start.

he's saying things like, "that's how i get to know people's intentions ____" and stuff...

and now

this.

we could've ended things

like

after the main roleplay

we could've stopped

but

we kept going

we

masterbated. together

there's no vid ofc

but i sent a pic of my chest

and he sent a pic of his dick.

i don't like what we're doing.

roleplaying was fun

but

the thing after

i wished we stopped

i should tell him that

yea

tomorrow

he's not even my bf

literally just friends

haha

fuck buddies

eyyy

nobody has to know.

I won't tell anyone

i played into it

it's also my fault

i don't want his gf to find out

i don't want to ruin anything

i like ntr, but I don't like doing the ntr to someone else

haha

what was the point of that phone call then

being concerned and shit

we masterbated together, whilst thinking of each other

he wants to fuck me

...

he's being honest

but i did liked seeing him like that

i guess

he got hard because of me

oh god

im a homewrecker

just earlier i was daydreaming about becoming part of his family

like as a sibling

but I don't want that anymore

...

idk

im panicking

i should've slept

welp too late

forget about it

uhh

I'll tell him

i don't wanna do it again

roleplaying is fine

but sending pics and genuinely masturbating together is no-no

i still want to be friends with him tho

i liked it

but

at the end of the day

he has a gf

and his gf really loves him

they love each other

im just

an extra

nobody

haha

dude

what happened

why has it come to this

we both caught feelings

but

i ended up playing with the fire too close

now it burns

and the burn marks are everywhere

"oo nga pala, hindi nga pala tayo, hanggang dito nalang ako"

para sakin pala yan

i can't tell anyone

no

i won't tell

absolutely

okay but like wow

my first ever sexual thingy

at least im 18

haha

doesn't feel all that good

still filled with lies

i wonder

how many

have fallen for his deception

he played us

if han and ine weren't taken, im sure he would've went for them too

me and sh were playing along

but he knew

didn't he

he's a manipulator

ofc

he knew

ahaha

angel dust... you were right. i got what i asked for. anything... anybody... right...? this. this is what i deserve???

i did this to myself

yes

i should've stopped

but i didn't.

is this what hermit said? i wouldn't feel too good about it. there's excitement yes but

it's eating away my everything.

haha

funny