#paisley brcu

[linthehero]

oops! weird post

[rotteneldritchhorror]

spare paisley headcanons? (and maybe blame headcanons if you feel like it, it’s fine if not though)

Yesyesyes

Paisley

Indiecore girlie (remember when TikTok was fully mislabelling the indie subculture with those like brightly colored and washed out aesthetic pictures? Yeah that-)

Definitely has those fake vines all over her room

Looovveeesss to doodle over EVERYTHING! All of her shoes have doodles on them, the walls near her bed have a bunch of lil doodles and drawings, her mirrors have a bunch of lil drawings on them

She probably paints and likes doing aesthetic little paintings of just like- the sky, a cartoony landscape, etc

Pan, transfemme demigirl she/they with autism and ADHD

Looovvveeessss stim boards and loves those aesthetic stim videos on TikTok

Definitely will get a sudden burst of energy at like 2am and do some fun makeup (like fully drawing flowers on her cheeks, hearts around their eyes, colourful graphic liner, etc)

Loovvveesss funky resin jewellery

TikTok witch. I’ve said this before. She has a shit tonne of rose quartz and Rosemary and a bunch of white and pink candles- probably worships Aphrodite (if she worships a god at all- she might just be doing it for funsies), she definitely sages her home and complains constantly about bad energy

Her and Bryce’s friendship. They’re besties with a mother-daughter dynamic or actual mother and daughter depending on if you like adoption headcanons (which I don’t /lh)

I probably have more that I haven’t talked about before but I can’t think of anymore rn

Blame

I weirdly don’t have that many about Blame—

Bryce’s sugar baby (either romantically, sexually or just platonically/familially- all work (not at the same time—))

Bi + Aroflux and uses he/it cause he thinks it/it’s pronouns are cool, is riddled with ADHD and autism

Weirdly, avoids stealing from small businesses? (HE HAS MORALS????)

1000% likes to break into abandoned places and just explore- fully an urban explorer, he loves fucking around in rundown hospitals or warehouses

Knows a weird amount about guns and drugs (hyperfixation/spin >_>)

Smokes with Bryce and Bobby

Uhhhhhhhhh…. Bladuke?

Idk that’s all I’ve got- I’m bad at blame headcanons even though I love him very much

[mydevotiontostyle]

BRCU characters as "Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out" PART 3

Elmer

Arlo Dittman

Alex Rimmer

Paisley

PARTS 1&2 HERE:

Lord & Lady Mingeworthy

[valiantcheesecaketrash]

BRCU as satire news headlines

Bryce

Carol

Flint Dicker

Karen

Cathy

Coach Best

Dave

Nancy and Tina

Paisley and Courtney

[polgara6]

Can’t sleep so

In order

Blame & Duke

Paisley & Courtney

Karen & Cathy

Bryce & Bobby

Carol & Luxy

Feel free to debate!

[itsmepage]

Tickle When In A Pickle

Blame(Sebastian Hernandez) x Paisley REUPLOAD. || Yes, this is a Blame x Paisley fic, I have free will, also I was rewatching Blame the Hero and this line hasn’t left my mind so here’s a fic about it.

Summary: Blame & Paisley waking up after smoking together

Fluff & Slight Spice

Warnings: smoking, mentions of drugs(only weed), kissing, swearing, mentions of hookups, nicknames talk of relationships/sex & mention of gangs & toxic influencers

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Blame and Paisley were cuddling in her bedroom which echoed pink lighting from LED lights that she had, the two were napping, getting off the high they had earlier when Blame brought weed. That was honestly their favorite pastime, smoking together: it what made a hookup turn into a loving relationship, funny ain’t it? Blame's eyes were shield under his hat lightly snoring as Paisley’s eyes began to open. She lightly stretched her body, waking herself up before getting ready to annoy the sleeping figure that was holding her.

“Blame..“ she said, moving up in his arms and slightly moving the cap from his eyes. “Blammmmeee..“ she said again, yet no response. Except snoring. “Blame!“ she shouted slightly. “- Ah! What the fuck happened.!?“ he snorted awake. “Now, why do you have to wake me up like that dwag..?“ Blame yawned and stretched, trying to wipe the sleepness off his face. “Okay, for the last time, I am not your “dwwagggugh.“ Paisley overexaggerated. “I’m your girlfriend!“ she corrected. “At least call me babe.“ - “Man, you don’t even let me do that.“ Paisley looked back at him, pouting. It was true, only on camera. Paisley could easily lose her following if they found out she was dating a gang member: which was an exaggeration. “Not on camera! I don’t!” she argued. “Whatever Babe.” Blame teased back, giving her a smartass smirk, and she could only give a generous one back. “Dick.” She tried to clap back.

Blame, just stretched and yawned, being used to his girlfriend's behavior already. “So..” he began while stretching. “Wha’s ya wanna eat?” He asked, holding his arms behind his head. Paisley just placed her head back on his chest, hating the question but enduring it because she was really hungry at the moment. “I don’t knowww..” she said his chest. “You pick.” -“Arby’s.” He joked, laughing when he saw her scrunched-up face of disgust. “I’m kidding.” he reassured her. Blame thought for a moment, continuing to make suggestions to of which Paisley with a “no” - “maybe” or “ not craving it.” Her speech started to slur as Blame kept trying to think of suggestions. “Shit, Babe, I don’t know.. Do you want pizza?” Blame asked, but she didn’t respond. “Babe?” He called her out, looking down at his chest to see that she was sleeping. “Whaaat..?! I’m awake..” sorry, slowly falling asleep. Blame giggled at her, simply how Adorable she was. “Really Babe? Those 7 hours wasn’t enough for you?“ he laughed at her. “Would you shut up!?“ she yelled whining. “I stayed up all night editing a video and I wanted to spend time with you so..“ she admitted getting soft on him. “Man, you’re so cheesy..“ Blame teased her. “Your ass is cheesy!“ Paisley tried to clap back, but it was terrible. “Really? You didn’t have anything else?“ he kept teasing her. “Shut up.“ she said in his chest. The two sat there for a couple minutes, Paisley hiding her smile in his embrace when she had to admit defeat, she hated it but she absolutely loved Blame’s smile: rather he was laughing or trying to be seductive to her. Blame let her sit there on him through those small minutes, dragging his hand along her back as he felt her muscles lose when did. He did this as he stared up to at the roof of her home. Allowing himself to take in the moment of intimacy that he shared with her; moving his hand up her blonde hair, gently stroking her locks.

“Pizza?“ he broke the silence, double-checking on her choice of food. “Pizza..“ Paisley whispered, confirming. Blame went to reach out for his phone on the bedside next to him, but he felt nothing. He looked and realized he left it in the living room earlier. “Aw shit..“ he said “What?“ Paisley asked concerningly. “Left damn my phone on the couch, I’mma have to go get it..“ Blame said trying to leave his position until Paisley straight up pins him back down. “Nah uh! Where do you think you’re going?“ Paisley asked like it was an interrogation. “Just getting my phone dw- I mean Babe.“ Blame said, stuttering his words at Paisley's suggestive action. Paisley smiles at his nervousness and plays along with it. “You’re not going anywhere!” Paisley wrapped her arms around his torso again, indicating he was going to have to carry her or force her off. “Aren’t you hungry?“ Blame asked. “Yes.“ Paisley answered. “Then let me off!“ - “No.“ Paisley rested her head back on him, absorbing his body heat. Blame didn’t want to play fight with her, as much as he loved it, he simply did not have the energy. He tried taking her with him, but she wasn’t persistent about that either. “No! No! No!“ she would giggle and whine saying she just “wants to stay in bed.“ admitting she enjoyed the gestures Blame was giving her while cuddling; he now had no choice but to use this tactic.

“Paisley.“ he said her name smugly. “Yes?“ she said while smiling at his chest. “You seemed to underestimate that this thug knows how to tickle when in a pickle.“ With that, Blame attacked her sides, forcing her to try and get away, laughing as she did. “No!! Hahaha! B-blame get off!!“ she laughed, trying to push him off, already move to the other side of her bed, with Blame on top of her, “Aw, now that’s not fair, your fat ass didn’t off of me!“ he playfully yelled at her, continuing the attack on more than just her sides. “hahaha- hehe!! You’re a dick!!“ she laughed trying to grab his arms while kicking to fight back. Blame eventually stopped to surprise his girlfriend with a deep kiss before pulling away “I will be back.“ he tried to reassure her as if he was going off on some kind of dangerous mission to save the world, but Paisley grabbed his cheeks and pulled him for another to try to make him stay. “Ok.. Hey, Hey!“ he said between kisses. “I’ll be back.“ he repeated, giving her one more kiss before leaving.

He came back with the pizza, after it was ordered and the first he saw was his pouting girlfriend when he entered back into her room. “Hey.“ Blame called for her, and she gave her an upset look, both knowing she was just being her overdramatic self. She back around, pouting. “ya know.. I didn’t hate what ya did earlier..“ Blame started, giving her that smug flirtatious smile he knew she liked as she turned back to him, a little confused but smiling back. “What did I do?“ she played along “Ya know, pinning me down, forcing me to stay with n’ shit.. it was hot.“ he confessed, moving closer to her position where she was laying down, cuddling with her pillow. “Really?“ she asked subjectively. “Yeah..“ he leaned in closer staring at Paisley's lips, which still shined with lip gloss that she had worn “Hella hot.“ Blame said cheesy, before smacking his lips against hers, continuing what happened earlier.

Despite the tendencies the two had, they didn’t part take in sex yet, which was surprising on both ends, even at the planned hookup. Paisley had brought her camera as an attempt to expose Blame for views which ended up being a simple hangout for them, as if they’ve known each other for a long time and they were just catching up. “Hookups” were just them smoking, playing video games, stealing people’s shit, and having fun together: like a twisted get-a-away for troubled teenagers. It was a surprisingly good relationship for both of them, a genuine one that neither of them had experience with. So it was nice to be with someone who was real to you, no mask to put on when you’re alone with them.

Blame took his cap off so there was comfortability of the two making out, you know it’s intense, he placed it on the bed frame so he could grab it later. They were messing with each other, saying dirty whispers and laughing about dumbasses trying to have sex; until they were interrupted by the sound of the doorbell. “God damn, how the fuck they here this early!?” Blame said irritated, grabbing his cap and apologizing to his girlfriend before running to the for the delivery. He came back moments with the pizza box, sitting up with Paisley as he sat the box between them, deciding to watch bad YouTube videos as they ate, just deciding to end their day together there, eating pizza while cuddling watching and making fun of bad content before falling asleep again. Saying three words to each other before blacking out. “I love you.”

[justapastetic-humanbeing]

(This is pureley out of curiousity. Also Deeno is off since he's not coming back for sure and I assume everyone still loves him)

Some of the appearance count might be wrong so I apologize if so

[imu-chan]

numerous questions about the brcu pt 1:

-are Ignacio and/or Sebastian Kathy’s kids

- if they aren’t, will they have a play date with Kathy’s kids

- according to the Grandpa Hates Christmas video, Samantha is Kathy’s oldest kid, but according to the Play date video Preston is the oldest

- here are the names of Kathy’s kids (that are confirmed) Preston, Samantha, Timmy, Stenson, BUT Kathy claims to have 10-15 and/or 10-26 kids total

- what is the baby’s name??

- that baby is going to have a crazy arc mark my fucking words

- Kathy is George (Grandpa)’s daughter, so who is her mom?

- Beatrice is Helen’s mom, who is her dad?

- in her first ever video, Bryce claims to have a son (probably an adult at that point in time) but who is he and WHO IS HIS DAD

- it’s either Donovan or Bobby and either one is acceptable imo

- if it’s Donovan’s tho that would make me so ungodly sad

- are Helen and Kathy sisters?

- who is Paisley related to?

- I like the theory of her being Bryce’s daughter because!!!!! Double Diva Diversion

- So Donna has a son named Elmer (who later gets mass-cloned) but who is his father?

- who is Sam related to? We know he’s an orphan but what is the TRUTH

- We know Bryce’s mother is named Tammy Tankthrust, but who is her dad?

- Tammy tells Bryce that she and her own mother (Bryce’s grandmother) did the double diva diversion, so who is Tammy’s mother?

- Is anyone at the dry cleaners related to anyone

- is Elmer autistic????

- is Karen (and Tyco) related to anyone?

- what’s up with Noah the Ghost

- ARE WE GOING TO SEE MORE DORIAN AND DAMIAN PLS I WANT TO SEE THEIR SIBLING ARC

- are Kathleen/Darlene related to anyone

- who is their kid Billy’s dad

- Draven Dusk?????

[goldengodcannibal]

new wife just dropped

[linthehero]

i couldnt really find that many paisley pictures off google and came here to find that there’s nearly no content for her on here so might as well do it myself, isnt she lovely, enjoy ig

[linthehero]

blaisley because theyve grown on me and im joining the dark side, goodnight

(without the bg and overlay)

[linthehero]

yea i like them

filterless ver

[linthehero]

quick drawing of pasil cos i miss her

[rotteneldritchhorror]

I saw someone headcanon that Paisley and Bryce actually get along and tbh-

Now I kinda headcanon that they’re either related somehow or are just friends with an a mother-daughter dynamic

Like I can fully imagine Bryce, absolutely clueless on how YouTube could make someone money, but as soon as Paisley says that she bought a house with YouTube money she’s just filled with pride

[linthehero]

he’s quick he’s slick he’s straight as a dick (i cant think of a real description.)

[linthehero]

i still cant draw him, also he’s shirtless and hatless idk why