Welcome to yet another FSF (Flash Sale Friday)! Nevermind the current pricing in their listings, all are 10g as usual :3 (yes even the hatchling, I need the gems!)
Sales link: 💰
Hatchery link: 🎨
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a carvaggio whisper
A carvaggio whisper
we paint on the ceiling so you can see it sideways
my car's running it's in the driveway
my van is humming, his barbershop quartet meets on thursday
chainmail suits for the tires
coffee beans to reset your olfactory
the mackerel in this hatchery have spent the last six months
trimming catfish whiskers and sanding down sloth thumbnails
they're finally ready to become sashimi
I articulate all my cummerbund appointments in swahili
we just joined costco, and setup shop near the sample conveyor,
convection oven of a million sterling silver serving trays
my thing is I get a bird a day
then I wipe the curds away
then my monger tells me we're gonna call it a day
and we retire to the tarmac, the perfectly embossed cheese cave
my boss is some utters
I told bessie I love her
and at night she reads about holsteins under the covers
I said one day we're gonna go to kobe
and yoyo diet like the smothers brothers
and get long-form shiatsu schlitz massages while listening to mozart on walkmans
a sliver of cranberry sauce melts into the jello bender, the boulder pebbled leather
I dreamed that I was sitting on a rhombus
in the condo on the floor with candace
and I told her
"I think I'm a compass
I think my true north is a porpoise
I think I used sonar to find a swordfish
I think its important
I think we should use his beak to open the rosé"
(I think this rose quartz wants to blush in the garden)
we just called up all the groomsmen and told them
"we're gonna tie every bow tie together until you're attached at the hip
crossing the street like peking duck dim sum saunas
and we're gonna use a buddy system
and walkie talkies and CBs
and you get to pick your handle from your favorite handel sonnata
or add together the third street you lived on with your ball boy nickname
that way we can stay in touch if the hors d'oeuvres get out of hand
or if the valet doesn't take his duck boots off"
we're manute bol cuticle artists
marigold salesmen
the thickest chicory
mustache wax epiphany
in all of Parsippany
with parsnips in the cellar
Gallagher's first trebuchet he made when he was eight
out of old chimney sweeps and parquet rafters
I'm the farmer he modified new watermelon hybrids with
we would sit around all night drawing pictures designing the perfect tuber
that would explode on impact but still maintain enough of an unctuous center to create an adequate splash radius
I chug the chaga
I nag the champa
I egg nog the llamas
I give noogies to cavers
I yell out see you later
I take baths with now and laters
they're like edible beauty bombs
I'm coochie calm walking on the beach eating uni with some coogi on
that's a dookie rope
I'm a lookie loo on sabbatical with thirty trophies in the trunk
I want to pick a peck of pickled horaito alger tulips until they melt into a gelato trough
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"Gilded Gargoyles" Pair Has Launched For Painted Pebbles Hatchery!
An impromptu choice has been made on my end to forge an old breeding mate with a new one! I loved their colors and genes together so much that now a breeding project I thought I was gonna have to work toward, already existed in my lair! Scruffy & Pebbles are the hatchery's newest edition, so I hope you guys are interested in meeting their offspring. ;u;
Hatchlings they have the chances of producing:
Interested? Please feel free to add yourself to the pinglist(s) here if you find more than one pair you like :]
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Happy FSF once again everyone! All of these dragons shown here are going for 10 or 20g on the AH! Feel free to check them out :3
Sales Tab -> 💰
Hatchery -> 🎨
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Happy Brightshine, Folks! ☀️
I've come bearing breeding pair nests from "Clouded Cornerstones" & "Fractured Fossils"!
Find them -> HERE <-
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[NEW - 6/27] + Other Babies
Someone please come get these kids is2g/lh
Nests from my "Fractured Fossils"/"Diamondback Destinies"/"Gilded Gargoyles"! Find all of them here at The Painted Pebbles Hatchery ~
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Pleaaase would some kind soul come buy my hatchery babies from me so I can have more lair space again :"3 (I take mixed payments too! 1G : 1000T)
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New Breeding Pair Drops In At Painted Pebbles Hatchery!
Is that sweet aroma coming from a freshly baked plate of...cookies? Well, kinda! A lovely pair, Amos & Adra, have fortified their love into each batch they make, hoping you someday soon in the near future welcome their "Sugared Sweeties" into your lair!
A few examples of the offspring they can produce:
Are you interested? You'll be able to add yourself to the pinglist -> here <- to be notified when a nest is ready! Have a good day! 🍪
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[NEW - 6/12] "Cupid's Cultivation" Nest Has Hatched!
Find these cupid cuties at the Painted Pebbles Hatchery!
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[NEW - 7/2] "Cupid's Cultivation" Nest Hatches!
(I know it looks like I posted one dragon twice but I swear I hatched two diff dragons that just happened to be identical 😭)
If you're interested, come check them out -> here! <-
I take mixed payments (1g : 1000t) so never feel pressured to go full gem price! Read my pricing for more info :)
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Two "Sugared Sweeties" Still Up For Grabs!
Come find them -> here! <-
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[NEW - 7/13] "Fractured Fossils" Nest Has Hatched!
Find them here if interested at the Painted Pebbles Hatchery!
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Please Buy My Children!
I do wish for these guys to find good homes :"3 They're all available right -> here <-
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[NEW - 6/29] "Boa Beauties" Up For Grabs In Painted Pebbles Hatchery!
Find them -> here! I do mixed payments (1 : 1000) so don't feel pressured to pay with gems in full!
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A new system has been implemented for my hatchery
Flash Sale Fridays! FSF is meant to act as an easier way to purchase dragons on the AH from my hatchery at discounted prices, especially ones who have been taking up space in my lair lmao
If you're interested to be pinged for that, then sub right HERE!
Happy Monday!
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"Fractured Fossils" up on the AH!
Find them here!
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