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[taviokapudding]

Uh oh OK so I took a nap because I had water in my left ear and was trying to drain but I fell asleep from 11am to 4pm, right? And I didn't move, fully stayed on my left side, frozen? W e l l guess who fucked up and immediately pulled all her right leg muscles into her hip and can't walk properly now? Apparently I was so damn warm in my bed from not moving, that I was sweating buckets (which sucks because I had just showered, thus the water in my ear) and had to shit (why I got up) . The sudden move to get up and not shit myself was so fast that I had unknowingly pulled my leg muscles the moment I sat on the ice cold toilet. I shit and then proceeded to struggle, partly half naked, to put my pj sweat pants back on and limp out of the bathroom for almost an hour because guess who also didn't take their phone?

30min of a warm muscle vibrator leg massager and 2 Advil I can walk but holy fuck my right ankle h u r t s; my mom checked in on me as I was napping earlier and said I fell asleep with my right leg holding me in my bed and my ankle took all the weight of the bed frame as my right leg ended up in a forced 90 degree bend.

In short, don't take naps if you got water in your ear and you're trying to drain because now I am walking like I lost a fight with a beaver and ended up with a peg leg in the aftermath