#pagaent

[abrandnewshadow]

dunes boys 10/16/2024 the pagaent st louis mo pictures by me!

and I met travis he was so kind to take a picture with me!!! 😭🖤

anthony talked about how grateful he was to have people listening 🥹

🖤🧡🦂

[nerdybuckeye]

Modern Tywin and Joanna would be stage parents

[demisexualemmaswan]

wait did @quiddie ever make that shrek build she talked about on naddpod's dungeon court cuz that sounds sick as hell

[saexy]

ZENNIE !!! flora + fyodor… put us in a bad movie!!!!

THIS IS TERIIBLE.. ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY.. ITS SO TERRIBLE.. IM PUTTING YOU GUYS IJ HOT TEEN CHIC FLICK- BEC UMM FYODORRR W SNS LIFE AND HORMONESS IS PEEFECT.

[toomanythoughts2]

small question: when serveta won miss sweden, surely her miss universe nomination would be the year or so after. but if she fell pregnant just before, wouldn't swkisgaar be born in the late 50's? she doesn't have any other children iirc

You're not wrong because I was thinking the exact same thing when I was writing it. When I was originally writing the theory, I actually had it where the reason she was disqualified for Miss Universe was because she got married to Skwisgaar's father. She would later become pregnant with Skwisgaar. However, he would leave Serveta and Skwisgaar, and she would fall into a serious depression. I would theorize that Serveta was a housewife and did not work for those years thus she had to fall back on her only skills to provide for the family, along with going untreated for her own childhood trauma and marriage issues. She would become bitter about marriage and monogamy. This in turn would mean that Skwisgaar would be neglected and abused. It would also answer why Skwisgaar feels the way he does about marriage, that we see in "Dethwedding."

I changed it last minute only because I didn't know how I felt about the likelihood of Serveta being married. But honestly, in my theory post, Skwisgaar would have been born in the 50's. But if I stuck with the OG theory, I could have given myself as much time as I needed.

Though, when I think about it now, Serveta being an award winning beauty pagaent holder in 1956 is really far back from the actual, more then likely, ages of the guys. Which would either mean that Serveta is an older mom than what we originally believed (much like Toki's parents are theorized) or Brendon just threw out a number at random and none of this actually matters.

Honestly, I probably should have stuck with the OG theory for age sake, but I don't disagree with my other theory either. I think both of them could be "correct" in the sense of event, not definitive information or time. Time in Metalocalypse is subjective and doesn't really matter.

I could staple on a reprise to it, expand more on the idea of marriage, poverty, and postpartum depression. Either way, I think the first part that Serveta was disqualified from Miss Universe either by pregnancy or marriage could be vaguely correct enough to hold on its own.

But yes, anon. In that theory, he would have been born in the 50s, making him much older than he's theories to be, especially if Pickles is the oldest, being born somewhere in the 60's - 70's. So yeah, it's a bit wonky.

[ajokeformur-ray]

I see you're in a Hannibal hyperfixation moment. Care to tell us your thought about Buffalo Bill? I have a crush on him, and so...

I don't really have many thoughts about Buffalo Bill; he's deeply traumatised and the only woman he's ever felt affection for is his mother, he's got both psychopathic and sociopathic tendencies, and I do feel some sympathy for him because I can't imagine hating myself so much that I create a literal person suit just to become someone else; someone I think I should be. It's quite sad. Despite how he clearly dehumanises his victims (removing their skins, coveting, etc.), he's protective of his dog Precious and obsessively watches a VHS tape of his mother winning a beauty pagaent, and is quite tortured and complex.

I also get quite annoyed by the fan theories that Dr Lecter 'made' Buffalo Bill into who he is by pushing him further into murderous tendencies when under Dr Lecter's care because this is canonically incorrect - Jame Gumb was never a patient of Dr Lecter's; he was the lover of Benjamin Raspail who was under Dr Lecter's care. Our beloved Hannibal couldn't indirectly influence someone so much like how these theories state.

That's about all I have on Buffalo Bill - admittedly, he's not who I watch the film for so I don't pay much attention to him. He's as creepy as he is intriguing, he's clever but got lazy at the end and that's how he got caught.

[trolagygirl2022]

fr and i want to keep loving these group like itzy girlies are just so sweet and humble not to mention they can always improve but jyp seems to give them minimal things to improve on. even tho i have no musical background do u ever listen to a song and think u could do better job at writing it?

and if im being really honest they are popular in other ways more so than what western artists r known for and in comparison u cant really say well lisa deserves vma or grammy for what? its not a popularity contest or a beauty pagaent show. i think what kpop wants is connections like deep connections into western scene but it still aint there. im curious to see how rose performs i think she has more interest in musical abilties than lisa, jennie does a little more than lisa too musically at least jisoo not so much again she seems smart but lacks talent and it pains me much to say this because I really do love the blackpink members / group as a whole. even if they lipsynched or looked like they couldnt be synchronised they were a cool group for a group that didnt have much competition back when they debuted.

I agree!! Rose is the artist, Jennie is the pop star, Lisa is the chameleon and Jisoo is pretty

[skeelly]

ALSO UR THEME AAAAAAA IT WOULD WIN A THEME PAGAENT ITS SO PRETTY

HAHJEMKWJDKWKW. STOP WJAT THATS SO NICE OMG. THAT'S SO FJWKSIWN I LOVE YOU THANK YOU!! YOUR THEME IS LITERALLY DROP DROPPING BTW

[cinemaocd]

One of the great underrated moments in the wolf hall trilogy is at the start of The Mirror and the Light when Gregory is sassy with Norfolk and tells him about the Christmas pagaent at Austen Friars where they recreated the Duke of Suffolk enforcing Princess Mary to sign the oath. Richard was suffolk in a fake beard, Rafe was Lady Mary in a dress and Cromwell played the door.

[abrandnewshadow]

your own disaster acoustic - taking back sunday

the paegent st louis, mo. 06/15/2024

[girl4pay]

drop dead gorgeous-type pagaent mom catelyn stark you will always be famous

[devilsrecreation]

Not me imagining Tina Teeth singing a parody of “Miss Baltimore Crabs” but instead it’s about her being a dentist than a pagaent queen

Young Floyd is Tracey in this situation

And meanwhile, Gerald Sr. is vibing and lowkey staring at his wife while young Teeth is making that embarrassed “kill me” face we all did at some point

[fitzrxyal]

LADY ELINOR FITZROY AS THE MUSE CALLIOPE

the pagaent was opened by the king's niece, elinor fitzroy, dressed as the muse calliope, carrying both lyre and scrolls, and acting in the role as announcer and narrator of events. while lady richmond was a common sight at court, she rarely seems to have been quite so at the forefront of festivaties. court chroniclers note her multiple dances with richard boleyn, then viscount of rochford, with some interest. indeed this seems to be the earliest evidence of a relationship between a pair that would be wed less than a year later.

- tracy borman, 'the private lives of the tudors: uncovering the secrets of britain's greatest dynasty'

[atikal]

Persona 4 mod maybe?

For a while now I’ve been playing around with the idea of making my own mod for Naoto, not something like the trans mod (as there is already one for that, A++ highly recommend checking it out), but rather a mod that fixes the more iffy bits in Naoto’s story that come off really weird/messy.

This infamous line would be changed to something like “But though I look forward to the day I become an adult, I don’t want to change who I am at my core to fit some ideal.” or something like that. Like i know it’s implied(?), but it honestly just sounds like Naoto doesn’t know what being trans is and is forced to give up on being a man because they don’t know that’s a thing. 

This is a weird one, I was actually watching a JP playthru to see what it was in Japanese (Yosuke says “Should I start calling you ‘Miss’/’Lady’ from now on?” which like even the JP player was like “huh? What?” I would change it to something like “You’re a pretty cool girl.” Cause Naoto strives to be cool rather than cute, so this is something that would still fluster her but make her happy.

This is more of a personal gripe with this scene/line cause like? Didn’t you already establish that you were a girl in your dungeon? Why is she stating it like some kind of ephinay? Also her being a detective was never something she questioned/had problems with, like I don’t understand this line at all it’s so out of place. Trans Naoto mod just replace “woman” with “trans man” so it’s still an awkward and weird line that is just why. 

Would love to somehow change the pagaent scene so it’s not as forceful, but idk it might be a lost cause, the entire culture festival is shit smh

There’s a handful of other minor changes I would also make too, let me know if ya’ll have any ideas/suggestions

(btw I wouldn’t be touching the romance part of her SL just cause there’s already a mod out there that fixes it so it’s a lot less weird, another A+++ mod that I would highly recommend)

[watsername]

opinions on pagaent show costume and fashion? 🎤🎤 (i personally love some of them but im curious to hear ur thoughts)

i have to say i’ve never been a huge pageant girlie ppl think i should be bc i love clothes so much but i couldn’t get into them but i will say that i love seeing the national costumes for miss universe i think they’re a really cool and innovative way to share global cultures u can learn a lot about a country from what they display in their national costume like i remember vividly netherlands having a stroopwafel tutu and i thought that was so cute and the absolute craftsmanship behind pageant fashion is so beautiful like these garments are probably mostly handmade and they are phenomenal . love the evening gown portion as well they never cease to stun they are fitted and crafted so phenomenally you really have to appreciate the work that goes into pageant dressmaking i will say though in recent years it’s been getting a little same-same with the evening gowns it’s always a fully beaded or glittered champagne or silver number with a nude illusion neckline and a thigh slit i rlly do wish for a little more push on the innovation but u cannot fault a lot of these gowns. masterpieces of dressmaking . going back to the miss universe national costumes i think they have the potential to be tacky if people push too hard with them (cough usa last year cough) but overall i think they’re just beautiful absolutely stunning representations of the countries dressmakers and artists

[ericac318]

Title: Miss Alabama Part II

Summary: Six months after the events of the Miss United States pageant, Cheryl, Stan, and Ella need help from Gracie Hart when they’re kidnapped. How are the lovebirds faring now that their relationship is out in the public and they’re expecting a baby? Find out in this little ficlet that’s more smutty than anything else (mostly light smut) Stan Fields x OC

Continue Reading here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47728675/chapters/120312775

Chapter 1

“Do you want to join us on stage when we surprise Gracie?” Stan asked as he and Ella sat in their dressing room at Live with Regis and Kelly.

Ella nodded, “No, I’ll pass. I don’t want to be on camera looking like this,” she added as she placed her hand on her swollen abdomen.

He shook his head, “You look absolutely stunning, but I understand. Is there anything else you’d like to do before I go out on stage?” he asked, his eyes twinkling mischeviously.

She tried to suppress her giggle as she replied, “You’re a bad boy. You’re already dressed for the show. I don’t want to get in trouble.”

“If I promise you won’t get in trouble, will you share what might be on your mind?” he whispered as he leaned in toward her ear.

Ella grinned as she moved from her seat until she was straddling him, “Can you guess?” she asked, rolling her hips over his erection.

He gasped, “I think I can,” he ran his hands down her body untl they reached his pants and started undoing them.

“I was about to make a joke about you rushing but I realized that we really don’t have much time,” she whispered as she reached down and slid her underwear to the side so she could sink down on him, letting out a subdued moan as she felt him reach her depths.

Stan groaned as he moved his hips in rhythm with hers, “How are you always able to know what I need when I need it?”

“It’s a gift,” she breathed out as she ran one of her hands down his chest until it was fondling his balls,” Hows this?” she asked while wearing a sly grin.

He held his breath for a moment to stop himself from cumming before he responded, “Perfect. I hope you’re close,” he repeated words he said frequently as he felt himself about to cum.

“I am,” she responded as she felt her orgasm take her over just before his followed. 

Once Stan and Cheryl were done on stage, they rejoined Ella backstage along with Gracie.

“Gracie!” Ella exclaimed as she embraced her friend in a bear hug, “How have you been?” she asked once the two women released each other.

Gracie answered too quickly, allowing Ella to know something wasn’t quite right with her friend, “I’m fantastic. I’m the face of the FBI. What more could any agent want?”

“I can think of a few things,” Ella began before she held back her thoughts, “But, I won’t worry about all of that. Catch up with Cheryl. Next time, it’s you and me, deal?”

Gracie nodded, “Deal.”

Once Gracie agreed, Ella walked away by Stan’s side while his hand was resting on her lower back helping to support the extra weight she was carrying. 

A few days later, Cheryl, Ella, and Stan found themselves at a Nursing Home to connect with the elderly and also meet Stan’s Mother.

“Mrs. Fields, it’s an honor to meet you,” Ella began, “I’m Ella Westbrook. I won Miss Alabama and I was the second runner up for the Miss United States Pagaent. I’ve been seeng your son for a little over a year and we’re having a baby,” she added as she rested her hand on her baby bump.

Carol Fields was beside herself as she looked between the young woman and her son, “My dear, aren’t you a little young for him?”

Cheryl tried to suppress her smile as she responded, “He is but somehow, these two are in love. And, I think it’s serious,” she added.

“Cheryl is right, Mrs. Fields,” Ella replied, “Stan is definitely past the appropriate age range for me, but I love him. I hope you can accept me and your grandchild,” she added optimistically.

Mrs. Fields nodded, “I suppose love is love. Treat her right,” she warned her son before they began small talk since the serious conversation topics had already been tackled.

The three left the nursing home a few hours later and began walking to the limo when they were stopped by two men, in front of their truck.

Ella moved to the front of the group and attempted to fight off the men using techniques Gracie had taught her, but her belly was in the way and the three of them were tied up in the bed of the men’s truck a few moments later.