#padosi

[stylinsuns]

Hii!! Your neighbour anon! Are you watching cricket rn? Thank god I’m not a sports girlie used to be but not anymore i don’t think i have enough patience or energy to sit through the whole match only to get disappointed in the end, my sister on the other hand tho doesn’t skip a single match (last time you asked me if i watch ipl so…) still even I can’t resist a match between india and pakistan you know how it is lol. I Love how you yelled at me in rainbow for not liking daal chawal but in my defence i was in hostel when i was in little and that’s where my hate for daal chawal came from cuz they gave us daal TWICE A WEEK!! HOW IS THAT FAIR?!?! And oh i just remembered you had exams too right? How did they go? Surprise, happy or disappointed with the results? And how are you doing in general? I’m sooo sorry i replied soo late was busy celebrating eid and haven’t been on my phone much. ANDD thanks for the rose💕 here have som in return💐💐💐💐

hellooooo omg finally!!! how've you been? it's been a while so happy to see you in my inbox again<3

yes i've been watching cricket but only to catch the score once in a while, not that big a fan of test cricket :/ and india's anyway doing shit lol so no hopes. what do you mean DISAPPOINTED IN THE END?!!?! the match is always fun and thrilling and a riiide all the way through. i've even loved watching my teams lose sometimes because the other team was just so good but i get not everyone would be as interested of course. but good for your sister tho!! did she enjoy watching csk win this time tho because it was quite a celebration here EMOJI also yeah india-pakistan matches are no doubt entertainment, entertainment, entertainment. never a relaxed muscle during those 2½ or so hours. bro we have daal chawal at my house more than twice a week it is complete torture but it is still somehow the first thing i miss when away from home :') so NO. you don't get to complain EMOJI. and oh god disappointed, definitely disappointed with the results i never want to sit for an exam again but also i will have to life is a bitch and it hates me. and please, you never have to be sorry for being late or too late or anything ever. there are no deadlines here. dial in anytime you want <3 even more when it's eid, so glad you took proper time away from everything to celebrate it properly. also where's my eidi EMOTICON

thank you for the flowers<3!!! that reminds me HAPPY PRIDE!!!! here's a lot more rainbows on that note and hope you have a lovely, warm, colourful june ahead

[zeherili-ankhein]

Dancing of Beedi jalayile at the middle of the night gives me the amount of peace nothing else can....

[lemons-from-lemonade]

heading out during the heat wave in the chubhti jalti dhoop with nothing but a layer of sunscreen, a water bottle and beedi jalayile in my earphones wish me luck

[aayemasakali]

NAZAR IS SO REAL ISTG.

Day before yesterday a padosi wali aunty who came to our house said how clear my face looks with absolutely no pimples or rashes.And here I am today with a forehead full of tiny bumps again.

[timbakttu]

They say kya zarurat hai feminism ki

Maine mere padosi ko daaru pike apni patni ko maarte hue dekha hai phir usi patni ko uska tiffin pack karte hue dekha hai or roti bnate hue Jale hath se apne baacho ki school ki tie bnate dekha hai.

Or kisine Aaj tk unn hathon par dawaii nhi lagai

[hum-suffer]

LMFAOO. Padosi ka teen mahine ka baccha is here at our place for an hour or so and my best didi is caring (reluctantly) for him

Kid: screeching

Best didi: toh kya? main bhi roungi!!!

[en-sell-uh-dus]

na gilaaf na hilaaf thandi hawa bhi khilaf sasuri

itni sardi hai kisi ka lihaf lai le

o ja padosi ke chulhe se aag layile

[whatsleftofdishaa]

Gaane aise banao ki 4 log to kya pura padosi mulak kahe kaash partition na hua hota to aaj inke concert mein jaa pate

[phepde-xrayed]

Ek toh chull itni hai mujhe, sab janna hai bc kon kiske saath relationship mein hai? Kiska breakup hua? Kya karunga iss information ka mujhe khud nahi pata.. padhai likhai nahi karta itni shiddat se jitni sincerely mein logo ko stalk karta hu.. katai padosi aunty wali harkate hai meri.. chutiya ekdum

[stylinsuns]

Yeah i sent it right after you posted that worm 🐛. I’m a bit better now, i was going through a really fucking rough patch in my life so I wasn’t on here much. Anyways what about you?! How are you doing? Still in America or did you get back?

oh so you did get my worm!! yeah that was for you ;) anyway i'm so sorry you went through a rough patch, god knows one can never have enough of those in their life. but glad you took out time while you dealt with it, hope you're feeling better than that now if not necessarily good <3 i'm very goold thank you, wore a saree for the first time since like 2019 i think and .... can safely say i didn't trip all over it and make a whole draupadi out of myself (if you can understand that reference 😮‍💨) but yeah it was a fun day overall, it was nice. and no, not in america anymore thankfully, very much back in India looking at the same places with a fresher, more grateful lens because honestly. that was hectic back there. okay that's enough rambling for me, you tell me. did you get a chance to join any of those clubs or are you onto something new altogether? what's it like being a uni student in pakistan? am i sounding like an english worksheet again?

[theconstantsidekick]

IM PAKISTANI BUT CLOSE ENOUGH? I’m so excited you can’t comprehend

HELL YES! INDIA PAKISTAN, BHAI BHAI! Padosi only!!

I am also super excited lmao

[timetravellingkitty]

Private family matter is even more tempting to Indian padosis and rishtedaars.

true

[houseofbreadpakoda]

Lately been thinking about 🪩💅🚬🔥

Beedi jalaile

Jigar se piya

Jigar maa badi aag hai

Naa ghilaaf naa lihaaf

Thandi hawa bhi khilaaf sasuri

Itni sardi hai kisi ka lihaaf lei lay

Jaa padosi ke chulhe se aag lei lay

[stainedpoetry]

Talha Anjum be saying " main thora mashhoor " nah bro you are not thora mashhoor you are bahut zayda mashhoor... specially in your padosi mulak 🥹🫶🏻

[phirleaayadil]

Kahin tum bhul na jao mere ghar ka pata,

aab dil tera padosi hai.

Farishta.

[imapineanddie]

We feel alone and worthless sometimes.

Maybe more than sometimes.

Feeling you'll never be good enough is not a pleasant feeling.

I'll give you that.

If someone labels you as weak, sensitive or shit just because something that affects you, seems trivial to them-

Okay first of all, why are you even with them?

Cause damn, if it hurts, it does.

The greatest battles are the ones fought within ourselves.

It's humane to feel pain. Pain shall come your way, take it. All of it. But just don't let it eat you alive. Don't lose touch from what's left because of what left you this way. If you've been abandoned, it doesn't mean that you're left hollow there, not knowing what to do. Life has to go on and you've gotta understand that being alone isn't the end of the world. Do not lose your shine because of the rust someone left on you.

Remember, you never have to be an option for anyone. Frickin' anyone. Because how much ever it hurts to be alone, it's nothing in comparison to feeling alone even when surrounded.

Be conscious of who you let in your radius. Stay away from people who are too engrossed in themselves to think about others or dismiss your problems as unimportant. Toxicity is better avoided than dealt with. (kinda hard if it lies in your parents, though)

Never stay when you know you should leave. Do not justify every goddamn wrong thing a person does. They are loved, doesn't mean they are worthy, though.(I used think that all people are mostly good. Wrong. Some people just suck, assholes they are.)

Do the right thing, even if it hurts. Even if it feels excruciatingly painful. For the nonce. But saves you a hella lot of pain later.

I don't, for a second, say that pain is easy. It feels as if every ounce of you is being compressed and being sucked out of its life. All at once. It isn't easy. Physical pain looks alluring then, but Don't. I can never imagine the excruciating pain one goes through which makes them succumb to death. Never looking back to stop for anything.

Anything.

We may not fathom the power that time has in possession, but time does heal.

To forgive? We might not be up for it. Although, time does make the stack of misery less easier to access and the memories less painful. Things may or may not be alright in the near future but you sure as hell will be.

You're gonna be just fine.

Find a passion, preferably which isn't alive (kidding, not kidding). Listen to uplifting music (for heaven sake, the one which does NOT remind you of your ex-partner's padosi ka doggy, smh).

And ahhh frickin' involve yourself in physical exercise, cause nothing feels better than a good body of your own.

Yeah bud, my six packs are coming soon ;) nada.

Kidding, actually kidding.

Kyunki bhaiya, lockdown chal raha hai, hence gyms band hai. Aur ghar pe chaahe equipment ho, motivation toh nahane ka bhi nahi milta mujhe.

Moral: Move your ass and exercise. Mujhe jaisa MAT bano.

Physical exercise actually makes us feel good. Ahh, well I've found my peace of mind after mutilating a dozen things in my house.

Find your perfect match (@jeevansathi.com, no).

Just saying, that there are ways to let all the bitterness out of you (and get an on fleek body too, hehe) and please abstain from doing things that you know won't make you feel any better, for instance, listening to Bekhayali? idk bruh.

You'll be okay.

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Fix yourself, sweetheart. Know your bruise first.

'Cause even the right medicine won't work for the wrong ailment.

Realize that you are precious and never settle for less. You deserve to be loved for what you are. Absolutely candid.

I strongly believe the right thing for you is destined to happen, at the right time. Do not be impatient, the Universe has its own beautiful plans.

By the way, do you realize you're disappointing your future self who has been thinking about you? Totally disappointed in how you have lost months of your life not being alive. tsk tsk (alright, cmds)

Each second you live is a once in a lifetime moment. And jaani, we're not sent here with a warranty card. Jee lo, kyunki, kya pata kal ho na ho.

I wish that each one of you finds a person, in whose arms at night you may let yourself loose, talk, goof around and cry; and they'll hug you and whisper in your ear, 'Don't worry sweetheart, I'm with you, all the way.' (okay, someone please kill me already)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Okay, time to go.

Last minute reminders.

Homo sapiens, please smile. Cause it's known that the mere act of smiling can brighten up your mood :)

So, Smile. Be kind. Love. Laugh. Look around.

Look into people's eyes and understand the stories they could never share.

Because we are all just wanderers finding our way back home.