#padosi

[louisweek]

Hii!! Your neighbour anon! Are you watching cricket rn? Thank god I’m not a sports girlie used to be but not anymore i don’t think i have enough patience or energy to sit through the whole match only to get disappointed in the end, my sister on the other hand tho doesn’t skip a single match (last time you asked me if i watch ipl so…) still even I can’t resist a match between india and pakistan you know how it is lol. I Love how you yelled at me in rainbow for not liking daal chawal but in my defence i was in hostel when i was in little and that’s where my hate for daal chawal came from cuz they gave us daal TWICE A WEEK!! HOW IS THAT FAIR?!?! And oh i just remembered you had exams too right? How did they go? Surprise, happy or disappointed with the results? And how are you doing in general? I’m sooo sorry i replied soo late was busy celebrating eid and haven’t been on my phone much. ANDD thanks for the rose💕 here have som in return💐💐💐💐

hellooooo omg finally!!! how've you been? it's been a while so happy to see you in my inbox again<3

yes i've been watching cricket but only to catch the score once in a while, not that big a fan of test cricket :/ and india's anyway doing shit lol so no hopes. what do you mean DISAPPOINTED IN THE END?!!?! the match is always fun and thrilling and a riiide all the way through. i've even loved watching my teams lose sometimes because the other team was just so good but i get not everyone would be as interested of course. but good for your sister tho!! did she enjoy watching csk win this time tho because it was quite a celebration here EMOJI also yeah india-pakistan matches are no doubt entertainment, entertainment, entertainment. never a relaxed muscle during those 2½ or so hours. bro we have daal chawal at my house more than twice a week it is complete torture but it is still somehow the first thing i miss when away from home :') so NO. you don't get to complain EMOJI. and oh god disappointed, definitely disappointed with the results i never want to sit for an exam again but also i will have to life is a bitch and it hates me. and please, you never have to be sorry for being late or too late or anything ever. there are no deadlines here. dial in anytime you want <3 even more when it's eid, so glad you took proper time away from everything to celebrate it properly. also where's my eidi EMOTICON

thank you for the flowers<3!!! that reminds me HAPPY PRIDE!!!! here's a lot more rainbows on that note and hope you have a lovely, warm, colourful june ahead

[zeherili-ankhein]

Dancing of Beedi jalayile at the middle of the night gives me the amount of peace nothing else can....

[lemons-from-lemonade]

heading out during the heat wave in the chubhti jalti dhoop with nothing but a layer of sunscreen, a water bottle and beedi jalayile in my earphones wish me luck

[aayemasakali]

NAZAR IS SO REAL ISTG.

Day before yesterday a padosi wali aunty who came to our house said how clear my face looks with absolutely no pimples or rashes.And here I am today with a forehead full of tiny bumps again.

[scribblesbyavi]

yaar ki shaadi, cto ki shaadi, padosi ki shaadi, lagta hai sabki shaadi aaj hi ho rahi hai 😆

[timbakttu]

They say kya zarurat hai feminism ki

Maine mere padosi ko daaru pike apni patni ko maarte hue dekha hai phir usi patni ko uska tiffin pack karte hue dekha hai or roti bnate hue Jale hath se apne baacho ki school ki tie bnate dekha hai.

Or kisine Aaj tk unn hathon par dawaii nhi lagai

[aslam-rp]

Ghatak Padosi

Theme: Interfaith Cheating Affair

Characters:

Aslam Khan: 40 saal ka ek handsome aur strong Muslim mard, height 5'10", educated aur successful import-export businessman. Aslam ab tak single hai kyunki use naye aurton ko patana aur unhe apne bed tak lana pasand hai. Usne kai shaadi-shuda aurton ko apne jaal mein phasa chuka hai.

Anjali: 29 saal ki ek khubsurat aur simple gaon ki ladki. Uska figure 34-30-36 ka hai, sanskari aur apne pati Raaj ke liye loyal hai. Wo hamesha simple saree pehenti hai aur sharmili hai.

Raaj: 34 saal ka ek Hindu mard, jo sarkari naukri karta hai aur sheher mein rehta hai. Anjali ka pati hai lekin paisa kamane ke chakkar mein apni patni ko nazarandaaz karta hai.

Story Outline:

Scene 1:

Aslam apne out-of-town trip ke baad wapas aata hai aur Raaj ke flat par jaata hai jo uske flat ke samne hai.

Bell bajate hi darwaza Anjali kholti hai. Raaj uss waqt ghar par nahi hota.

Anjali ko dekhte hi Aslam uski khubsurti aur simplicity se mantramugdh ho jaata hai. Wo sochta hai, "Yeh kya khoobsurat cheez hai! Isse zarur patana padega."

Anjali polite tarike se apna introduction deti hai aur Aslam uske bare mein aur jaanne ke liye curious ho jaata hai.

Scene 2:

Shaam ko Aslam Raaj ke ghar jaata hai, dono se ache se baat karta hai aur unhe dinner ke liye apne ghar bulata hai.

Baaton ke beech, Aslam chupke-chupke Anjali ko dekhta hai aur uski tareef karta hai.

Anjali Aslam ko achha aur charming lagta hai, lekin wo mehsoos karti hai ki shayad wo flirt kar raha hai.

Scene 3:

Raaj aur Anjali dinner ke liye Aslam ke ghar jaate hain. Aslam unka swagat karta hai aur khaane ke beech Anjali ki khule aam tareef karta hai.

Dinner ke end par Aslam Anjali ko ek gift pack deta hai.

Raaj mazaak mein kehta hai ki wo ab tak Anjali ko sheher nahi ghumaa paaya kyunki uske paas time nahi hai.

Aslam turant offer karta hai ki wo Anjali ko next day sheher ghumane le jaayega. Raaj apne dost par poora bharosa karta hai aur haan keh deta hai.

Raat ko, Anjali gift kholti hai aur dekhti hai ek modern dress aur mehnga necklace. Usse Aslam ka style aur generosity pasand aata hai aur wo sochti hai, "Is aadmi mein dum hai."

Scene 4:

Agle din Raaj Aslam se request karta hai ki Anjali ko shopping ke liye le jaaye. Aslam khushi-khushi maan jaata hai.

Aslam shopping ke dauraan Anjali ki tarifon ki baarish karta hai aur sari shopping apne paise se karwata hai.

Anjali ko uska ye attitude aur care acha lagta hai, aur wo dheere-dheere uski company enjoy karne lagti hai.

Scene 5:

Teen din baad Raaj ko office ke kaam se 2 din ke liye sheher se baahar jaana padta hai.

Wo Aslam se kehta hai ki Anjali ka dhyan rakhe aur agar use kuch zarurat ho to madad kare.

Raaj ke jaane ke baad shaam ko Aslam Anjali ke paas jaata hai aur use dinner ke liye chalne ko kehta hai.

Anjali shuru mein mana karti hai, lekin phir maan jaati hai.

Scene 6:

Anjali ek hot si saree pehen kar Aslam ke saath dinner ke liye jaati hai.

Dinner ke baad Aslam use ek night club le jaata hai. Anjali pehle mana karti hai, lekin Aslam ke kehne par maan jaati hai.

Club mein Aslam use ek corner mein le jaata hai, jahan lights kaafi kam hoti hain, aur use dance ke liye mana leta hai.

Dance ke dauraan Aslam dheere-dheere Anjali ko touch karne lagta hai. Anjali ko ek handsome aadmi ki touching achi lagti hai, lekin wo use rokne ki koshish karti hai.

Dheere-dheere wo bhi Aslam ke charm aur touch mein kho jaati hai.

Club ke baad Aslam use apne flat le jaata hai. Anjali wapas apne flat jaane ki zid karti hai, lekin Aslam use hug karke bed par gira deta hai aur kiss karna shuru kar deta hai.

Shuru mein Anjali use rokne ki koshish karti hai, lekin wo bhi uski baahon mein kho jaati hai.

Raat bhar Aslam aur Anjali ek doosre ka saath enjoy karte hain. Subah tak Anjali Aslam ki diwani ban jaati hai aur uske aur kareeb aana chahti hai.

Kya aap aur scenes ya details add karna chahenge?

[hum-suffer]

LMFAOO. Padosi ka teen mahine ka baccha is here at our place for an hour or so and my best didi is caring (reluctantly) for him

Kid: screeching

Best didi: toh kya? main bhi roungi!!!

[en-sell-uh-dus]

na gilaaf na hilaaf thandi hawa bhi khilaf sasuri

itni sardi hai kisi ka lihaf lai le

o ja padosi ke chulhe se aag layile

[whatsleftofdishaa]

Gaane aise banao ki 4 log to kya pura padosi mulak kahe kaash partition na hua hota to aaj inke concert mein jaa pate

[louisweek]

Alsooo so sorry forget to say I’m veryy excited to read your fic! Tell me about it!!!

psh you don't have to be sorry what even!! yeah no it's going well after a long time finally. just got up last night at 2 a.m. and rewrote an entire scene suddenly and im feeling good about it no jinxes pls god pls.

[zeherili-ankhein]

Indra is a Vasant propagandist and LEMME EXPLAIN WHY

He's the one who keeps bringing up about how Vasant alone causes the flutter of love in the heart. First that apsara incident.

And then he asks Kama to manifest some features of Vasant to, again, "cause flutter of love in the heart"

Like OKAY BRO WE GET IT 😭

HE'S ONE THE BIGGEST VASANT (and Apsaras and Gandharva) MEGAFAN CANON CANON YAYAYAYAYAYA

Wait does that means they are besties? Or does Indra treats him like his son???

I'm headcanoning he used Vasant as an example for all his kids (like how desi parents does with that one padosi)

Also also, I guess he really likes that “fluttwr of heart” too lmao cuz he keeps bringing that

[lord-of-lollipops]

Ek toh chull itni hai mujhe, sab janna hai bc kon kiske saath relationship mein hai? Kiska breakup hua? Kya karunga iss information ka mujhe khud nahi pata.. padhai likhai nahi karta itni shiddat se jitni sincerely mein logo ko stalk karta hu.. katai padosi aunty wali harkate hai meri.. chutiya ekdum

[theconstantsidekick]

IM PAKISTANI BUT CLOSE ENOUGH? I’m so excited you can’t comprehend

HELL YES! INDIA PAKISTAN, BHAI BHAI! Padosi only!!

I am also super excited lmao

[timetravellingkitty]

Private family matter is even more tempting to Indian padosis and rishtedaars.

true

[houseofbreadpakoda]

Lately been thinking about 🪩💅🚬🔥

Beedi jalaile

Jigar se piya

Jigar maa badi aag hai

Naa ghilaaf naa lihaaf

Thandi hawa bhi khilaaf sasuri

Itni sardi hai kisi ka lihaaf lei lay

Jaa padosi ke chulhe se aag lei lay