#paarthurnax is fine. he killed delphine instead

[unknownhomosapien]

both hate each other so much but i love enemies to lovers thrope so

Lillandturrmallin is an ex-Thalmor battlemage who was kicked out for refusing to complete a mission. At first, he did everything to regain his position, but when it turned out by chance that he was Dovakiin, he radically revised his views.

Estohtus is an ex-Blade, with slightly strange preferences and a murky past, who came to Skyrim immediately after the news about Dovakiin, but did not expect it to be a pompous turkey with hair up to his ass.

[leopardfang15]

Sarashi Dovahkiin Bio

Alrighty... Sarashi’s bio. Honestly, if anyone except @zilverdex and @softlytea look at this I will be impressed.

Alright so my Khajiit Dragonborn Sarashi was my first Dragonborn ever. Fun fact I accidentally skipped the naming step so she was named Prisoner for my first ever play through of Skyrim. But since I���ve wanted to write a Skyrim story I’ve needed to flesh this character out more and give her a general bio so... here we go. I’ll post her backstory somewhere else to keep the post from being too long.

I’m just going to do little bullet points of random information.

Sarashi is pro Aldmeri Dominion. Does she agree with every single thing they do? No. But does she at least understand why they do it? Yes.

She is a sneaky archer who, contrary to the stereotype, has never stolen from an innocent person or pickpocketed anyone.

Grew up with four siblings. Three older and one younger.

Hates Skooma and everything to do with it as it destroyed half her family. It’s also the reason why she had to leave Elsweyr.

She loves History and reading history books but otherwise she is very easily bored with other academic writing. She learns best by doing. Ex: she learned Frostbite Spiders are venomous by getting bitten by one.

She is very high maintenance when it comes to personal hygiene. When on a job she’ll just wash off to get rid of blood and rotting Draugr guts but when she actually bathes it is a process. Redoing her dreads, splitting them, special oil for her dreads, shampoo for all of her fur and then brushing her entire body. It takes a while.

She’s scared of snakes. One of the things about Skyrim that is better than Elsweyr is their lack of snakes.

Sarashi’s fur floofs up when she’s angry. And when she’s scared. Also, when she’s flustered.

She hates electric destruction magic. The electricity makes her fur frizz out and gods forbid you purposefully zap her. She looks like a pinecone. A very angry pinecone.

She loves dogs. Most Khajiit don’t (and the feeling is mutual) but she adores them. She pets every dog she sees and anyone that doesn’t have a home she tries to adopt them.

The magic she studies the most is Conjuration and Enchanting. She’s just average with destruction and she sucks at everything else.

She’s also pretty bad at alchemy, especially with healing potions.

She is very polite, even when threatening you. She can even turn a compliment into a threat. “You have such pretty eyes. It makes me want to... pluck them out and wear them as earrings.”

If they had laser pointers in Skyrim, she would totally fall for that trick. Use a Septim to shine a light on the ground and she’ll try to catch it, or at least follow it with her eyes very intently.

She likes barrels. Not because of what you can find in them. She likes to hide in them. She’s like a modern day cat with a box.

She always says please and thank you and expects others to do the same. She’s turned down jobs because the person offering was rude to her. But, if you remember the manners your mother should have taught you, you’ll be fine.

As opposed to gold, she prefers silver. She also really likes sapphires.

Some people address her as mother in a teasing and sometimes mocking way because of her manner obsession. She kind of likes it. If she hears it she’ll point out other issues like a mother. “No elbows on the table.” Or “stand up straight.”

She likes chin scratches, but would rather die than admit it. (Last cat stereotype, I swear)

Sarashi loves to dance. She can’t sing or play an instrument but give her a beat and she’s off.

The Dominion soldier who saved Sarashi from the soldier of the Empire ended up being Sarashi’s first crush. Her siblings teased her about If forever and still do.

In the College, her friends would probably be Faralda and Brelyna.

Nirya‘s comment about Ancano made her very uncomfortable. Though she will admit his hair is amazing, though never to him.

She named her familiar (from the Summon Familiar spell) Ancano to spite him. He thinks of dogs as uncivilized beasts who know nothing about personal boundaries or privacy. It should be pretty obvious where Sarashi made the connection. (I do plan on keeping Ancano alive. My first DB and my first Skyrim crush shall have many adventures almost dying and almost killing each other.)

SPECIFIC CHOICES MADE IN GAME

Fled Helgen with Hadvar. Though she’s not the Empire’s biggest fan, between them and the Stormcloaks, she’d choose the Empire.

Does not join either side. She has bigger things to worry about. Like the end of the world.

Chooses to destroy the Dark Brotherhood.

Won’t kill Paarthurnax but would gladly hand over Delphine to the Thalmor.

During Season Unending, she lets Elenwen stay. Alduin threatens the whole world, including the Summerset Isles. Regardless of her opinion on the Thalmor leader (which I myself am still unsure of) she feels that as a leader and representative of her own country, Elenwen has the right to stay.

She refuses to let this be a land dispute about the Holds and eventually just snaps at both Ulfric and Tullius. It’s one of the few times she is very publicly rude. (THE WORLD IS ENDING!! THE WAR WONT MATTER IF THE WORLD CEASES TO EXIST! I am just barely holding it together and it would be wonderful if you two could actually help instead of bickering like cubs!) She basically tells them to just deal with it and let her use Whiterun to capture a dragon.

She sides with the Dawnguard.

She kills Namira’s cultists.

Gives Azura’s Star back to Azura.

Kills the werewolf in Hircine’s quest.

Kills the Forsworn king.

Refuses to kill Barbas during the quest for Clavicus Vile.

That’s it for now I guess. Wow this was long. If anyone wants to send me questions about this or...I don’t know...whatever. Let me know.