#p.s. if you dont wanna see my face get fuckin ready for when my hair is long enough to tie up like raybans crowley

[mrghostrat]

i'm so furious that i'm aziraphale. for all intents and purposes, i should b a crowley.

look at this piece of shit. i like too much coffee in a big cup and sleeping the day away and i give my beige counterpart a conniption when i wear anything lighter than a soft grey.

but i just........ i love being NICE. i love LOVE and helping strangers at the supermarket and smiling at babies and setting myself on fire when my friends are like "oh it's a bit nippy today." i've been "WATCH THE ROAD" and "if i could just talk to the right people" my whole life. i love being around books i haven't read in a hundred years and drinking seven cups of tea a day (which have a 50/50 chance of being found stone cold hours later).

and even tho i WISH i were cool and mysterious and snarky all the time, the truth is, it only ever comes out in tiny sneaky lil ways. i am only just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing