#p L EASEE

[thebekashow]

oh no.. why am i getting attached.

i'm falling in love 😔

[dreamsclock]

the what

It's 3am, Ranboo & Dream (+ XD betting) are playing uno for the seventeenth night in a row, and Sam just finally... collapses from sheer sleep deprivation and exhaustion. When he wakes up, he's distraught at himself over causing such a breech of security, convinced that Dream's used this opportunity to escape by now. Instead, he wakes up in a cocoon of blankets (provided by XD), snuggled up on the floor, and Dream and Ranboo are still playing right where he left them, to his relief & confusion.

Sam blinks at Dream in half-asleep panic and confusion. “You... didn’t leave,” he says, in disbelief.

Dream raises an eyebrow. “Nope,” he agrees, more focused on examining his own cards - a good hand, Sam notes, not that he thinks Dream knows that, “I didn’t.”

“You didn’t even try?” Sam had checked the alarms: nothing had been tripped, nothing had gone off. Which had been terrifying, at the time, because he’d been certain Dream had figured out a way to bypass them, but maybe...

“Nope.”

He struggles to wrap his head around this, rubbing at his eyes to wake himself up and frowning. “Why?” He presses, frustrated. “You had the perfect opportunity. I was sleeping for a good few hours-”

“A few days, actually,” Dream chips in, putting down a card and smirking at an exasperated looking Ranboo, “uno. Last card, enderboy. Make your next move good.”

A few days?! And he’d thought hours had been bad enough. Guilt rises in his stomach, twists his insides - he’s been a shitty warden, God, what would have happened if Dream had tried to escape? What then? It would have been all his fault - but Dream, noting his turmoil, shakes his heads absently.

“Sam, listen,” he says, “I’m more concerned right now with beating Ranboo than I am about escaping. After I win here? Maybe I’ll try and escape, but-”

Ranboo lays down a smug card. Dream blinks at it. Silence reigns, and then, with a long suffering sigh, and muttered curse, he picks up four. XD ribbits from the corner.

“...I think you can sleep for a while longer.” Dream scowls at his cards. “I have a feeling we’ll be here for an hour or so.”

Dream XD whispers to you: if he tries to escape i’ll egg you to wake you up

Sam stares between the message, the god in the corner, and his prisoner. “Yeah,” he agrees, sinking back down into his blankets, “yeah, good idea.”

He’s not quite ready to deal with uno shenanigans yet. He’ll take whatever rest he can get.

[salazzzle]

Hm, I don’t think that’s enough begging. If you really want to mate, you have to beg more. And you really really want to mate, to be bred, don’t you? It feels oh so good.

y e yees i re aelly re aleyl want t to mate .   i wa nt t o mate .  b reed w. want br eed . p l ease . pl easee  i m a g o od p uppy 

[parkandzhong]

IT WAS ME BUT I WAS SPAZZING TOO MUCH THINKING ABOUT CHENSUNG IN COUPLES CROP TOP IM ACTUALLY ABOUT TO CRY LISA PLEASE SOMEONE DRAW IT P L EASEE

CHENLE IS STILL BLONDE OH JESUS FUCK WHEN I AM REMINDED I WANNA D I E JESUS LISA OH GOD I JUST SAW MORE PHOTOS OF HIM AND IM DYING ALSO LETS GO BACK TO CROP TOPS BECAUSE CHENSUNG IN CHEESY COUPLES CROP TOPS AND JISUNG SMIRKING WITH THE LOLLIPOP IN HIS MOUTH DEAR GOD IM ABOJT TO CRY

YOU FORGOT TO WRITE NOELLE BUT THIS GIVES OFF SUCH NOELLE-ESQUE ENERGY