#ozzie the slug

[autisminfinite]

hiii ozzie

[nintendork135]

Reintroducing, Danny Diver's Pizza Place!

[raustenacious]

!ATTENTION FRIENDS AND ENEMIES AND SECRET THIRD THINGS!

y'all got any name recs for this bad boy?

[theverumproject]

URL Song Game!

Thank you for the tag @agirlandherquill, I'm excited for this one! I sure will have quite the options to choose from over 600 different songs! (Still rookie numbers though) 

Rules: go to your playlist and find a song for each letter of your URL, then tag some friends to do the same.

T: The Sun, The Moon, The Star (Aether Realm)

H: Hell raiser (Ozzy Osbourne)

E: Eaten (Bloodbath)

V: Vile (Defilement, Ben Mason)

E: Eyeless (Slipknot)

R: Rapture (Sennago)

U: Utopia (Rings of Saturn)

M: Million Year Summer (The Angelic Process)

P: Punishment (Guttural Slug)

R: Rage of the Universe (The Enigma TNG)

O: O Father, O Satan, O Sun (Behemoth)

J: Jailhouse Rock (Elvis Presley)

E: Erebus (Aversions Crown)

C: Christian Woman (Type O Negative)

T: Traust (Heilung)

How embarrassing would it be if I wrote my URL wrong lol.

Tags: @creative-author @rivenantiqnerd + Open tag!

@teamarine777 I thought I'd tag you too. Tell me if you'd like it if I tag you in future tag games too.

[dynamoe]

Billy Quizboy as the rabbit-toothed guitarist DAVE HILL of glam rock band SLADE— sporter of the worst bangs in rock n' roll history*— circa their 1973 Christmas #2 Merry Christmas Everybody**, which was covered as the annual Venture Bros holiday song this year by Pete White, Master Billy Quizboy, his mom and her lovers (the elderly superhero polycule).

→ hear the cover on KenPlume's youtube → go to the Billy Quizboy & Pete White index

(I know with the orange hair/eyepatch he looks like Ziggy Stardust— the Quizboy:Slade ratio is a delicate balance.)

Merriest Twelfth Day of Christmas to you, to Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer and to Slade and anyone else still reading who gives a shit.

Slade is more of a British thing, really. They had a ton of British hits in the 1970s as a glam rock band, but didn't break into the US until the 1980s (when they replaced Ozzy Osborne at the Reading Festival) with Cum on Feel the Noize, pivoting to be more hard rock/metal.

Noddy Holder was more of the “face” of Slade (head to toe plaid, mutton chops, tophat covered in mirrors). I suspect the all-plaid outfit on Col. Gentleman in the Vbros cover art is a take on Noddy's look... or he ignored the brief and dressed as one of Scotland's own Bay City Rollers. Slade suffered from a lesser case of Cheap Trick syndrome, where every member dressed like they were in a different band. Dave dressed full spaceman-- face glitter, every variety of metallic fabric available (lurex, glitter knit, vinyl, lamé) in shades of silver. The other guitarist whose name I won't look up wore a red lurex suit (I guess that would be Pete's outfit in their cover band) which he had to keep replacing because he sweated so much on stage the fibers literally melted (one of the suits was preserved by the V&A on an episode of Secrets of the Museum)... No one cares about the drummer. 

The only reason I know anything about Slade — I'm no rock trivia geek, I’m a comedy nerd — Slade was a constant punchline in 1990s Brit Comedy. Noddy appeared on Never Mind the Buzzcocks in the LaMar era. 1993 sketch show The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer had a recurring mini-sitcom “Slade in Residence” (the band living in a suburban home together, wearing their stage costumes, eating nothing but cup-of-soup, obsessing over monster truck rallies and­— the key to their appeal to Vic and Bob, I imagine­— whining in thick Black Country accents.)

Billy is my Covid muse and if he stars in the annual Christmas cover (he had only sung before on 2006's VentureAid; read poems on their take on the Beatles Fan Club records), it's not like I CAN'T draw something despite saying I was done with this shit. I promised you guys a *technically* Christmas Billy drawing and I *technically* delivered.

Now I'm gonna switch to drawing characters I own so I can finally make some money. Godblessuseveryone. ___

*Dave Hill was just being a futuristic spaceman, those micro-bangs were the hottness on all the skater girls of the late 1990s. I even had 'em.

**Having the #1 song at Christmas is a big deal in the UK (as you may remember from the Bill Nighy segments from Love Actually) and the 1973 slug match between Slade's Merry Christmas Everybody and the eventual winner Wizzard’s I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday looms large in music trivia, to the degree that I was sure Astrobot Go was going to release a cover a day later of some other (more fan-favored) characters doing their version of Wizzard to rain on Billy et. al’s parade.

→ Wizzard

So which character dons the beard and harlequin eye facepaint to be the guy from Wizzard? Probably Hank, right?

→ go to the Billy Quizboy & Pete White index → Nobody'sSweetheart on Instagram

[drfirsnogayny]

Have you noticed that Monstermon cards have anything to do with the way they are received?

Celestial Slug: When Monty lost his wheelchair, he could only crawl slowly. He compares himself to this Monstermon.

Hard Boogar: Considering that the card was glued to the wall, some adhesive material was probably used for this

Bucket O Water: It's in a bucket.

Pale Tuna: The description of this card is "A great white fish for those who have trouble catching whales", which is a reference to the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush". According to the plot, we should become a friend of Nugget, but the Protagonist gives him the nuggets he needs in exchange for a cat. Nugget refuses friendship, but gives the card to the Monster.

Ultralodon: The card is given by Danner in exchange for the leg. The legs belonged to a swimmer who suffered from a shark attack. Ultralodon is a type of shark.

Carnivorous Nimbus: Like all clouds, he consists of water, and according to the description, he is very voracious. Buggs gives the card if you help him quench his thirst.

Tiny Squid: To get a card, you need to examine squid under a microscope.

Hermit Frog: Hermits prefer dark and quiet places. Cubes in Kindergarten may well be such a place.

Castle of Sand: Located on top of a cliff on a playground.

Man on Fire: Monty gives the card after we helped mix the chemicals. If you make a mistake, Monty and the Protagonist will burn.

Chair of Spikes: It lies between the cushions of the sofa.

Cigaretmon: Gives Hall Monitor if you give him a lighter when he was going to smoke.

Dune Worm: It is similar to a Nugget, because he also likes to dig holes and, if you believe the description, eat ground.

Stressed Llama: According to Ted, he looks like Ozzy.

Cyclops Duckling: You can get it if you solve Jerome's riddle with a swing. This puzzle is similar to the duck puzzle in the previous game.

Lonely Dragon: it is given by Hall Monitor in exchange for the cat. He probably didn't have any close friends before.

Dab Hero: a gesture indicating victory in something. In our case, Jerome's victory in the battle with Carla.

Monstrous Flytrap: he looks like Diana, and gives a Danner card for completing the Flowers for Diana quest.

The Tallest Tree: It lies in a beehive hanging on a tree

Chill Stump: According to the description, he is constantly invited to parties. When Danner gives the card, he says that the Protagonist is probably invited to scientific conferences.

Gnome of Garden: You can get a card after solving the flower puzzle.

Ofaka Tornado: According to Carla, she was amazed.

Literally Grass: A synonym for the word weed, if you know what I mean.

Doodoo Bug: When Ozzy gives this card, he was in the toilet. Without details.

Mystical Tomato: It's on Margaret's counter, where some food is stored.

Legendary Sword: It is located at the end of the maze, which is typical of legendary items.

Zen Octopus: Yoga helps to relax and relieve stress. Anti-stress toys like a spinner serve the same purpose.

Forbidden Book: It lies inside the book.

Pot of Grease: It is an additive in food, as well as gravy. They also have similar names.

Lamb With Cleaver: The janitor says he looks like him. I also want to point out that lambs are generally considered cute, although this lamb is ready to kill. This is similar to the Janitor himself: if you pay attention, then when crossing with the Protagonist, he can behave friendly.

Treasure Chest: It is connected with Felix's words that the real treasure is friends buried alive.

Mr. Nice Guy: just remember who gives you this card.

The Slurper: It's in the lab. He looks like a lump of green slime, which abounds in the laboratory.

Onion: It's in a bag of Ozzie's food, along with onion sandwiches. By the way, it was originally planned that the card could be found in the garden near the ramp.

Killer Eye: Buggs compares him to Penny, who could have killed them at every turn.

Purple Plush: It's in a toy box.

Monster Ghost: To be honest, I didn't quite understand the connection, it's probably due to the fact that ghosts like to take revenge. Monty gives the card after we help him get revenge on the Janitor. You can also recall Jerome's words in the first game, that he would haunt the Protagonist in the form of a ghost if he died through his fault.

Knight Who Turned Evil: Ted compares him to himself: being a cute kid, he became a evil in this quest (let me remind you that, in addition to killing Felix, he insulted Buggs and let Nugget die).

Mysterious Package: It's in a box.

Oglebop Ogre: Janitor compares him to his son. By the way, do you remember the theory that Buggs is the Janitor's son? Buggs looks like this Monster, doesn't he?

Dank Magician... Okay, I didn't find any similarities here. Maybe the fact that he is a powerful wizard and can only be obtained in the final game?

I have not listed some of the cards because they are given out for winning Monstermon. Although it is quite possible that they are related to the characters who give these cards.

Coral That Looks Like Hand: Carla

Teenage Mutant Ninja Zombie: Nugget

Million-Head Hydra: Ozzy

Hissing Fauna: Monty

Golden Dewdrop: Jerome

Marshmallow: Cindy

Rare Jewel: Felix

Spiky Flim Flam: Buggs

Evil Thwarter: Agnes

[ratsoh-writes]

”okay that’s it- we are binge watching sailor moon and Pokémon some time very. very soon.”

Ozzy looked to maple.

“also, who’s Jasper and what did he dress up as?!”

Maple shrugs

Maple: I JUST KNOW ITS POKÉMON, I DONT ACTUALLY KNOW THE CHARACTERS.

You take it back. That’s two skeletons who need to be educated. Maple is such a troll lol

Moose evidently thinks so too because he slugs his little brother in the arm making him yelp in surprise

Moose: y’ tall *ss weed! Y’ we’re laughing when y’ didn’t even know what it was too!

Maple simply cackles and starts speed walking into the festival making you two follow.

[demonsofdevildom]

[ × ] [ shoot ]   your muse shooting my muse anywhere / or specify.

If the original Ozzy Octopus prototypes were anything to go by, her launchers and her type of animals she bonds with for these experiments is almost perfect. As long as getting wrapped up with Raphael and that junior sorcerer doesn't hamper her, her next test and idea should go smoothly!

She gets down on one knee, props up the launcher she made for long distance shots, and readies the miniature Devildom Slug within the pellet shells. "Alright my lovely Smug Slug, stagger my enemies!" And before long, she pulls the trigger and out goes Smug! Fly Smug! Wait... who was that?

Looking over at his twin when slower than usual and dragging his feet before raising a brow when hearing his twin make a noise, “What’s wrong Beel? Hrm-?!” turning his head just a bit only to be met with whatever was shot out from somewhere and falling over like a sack of potatoes.

“Uhh... I believe that was a slug or something, you alright Belphie?” still looking for whoever shot that before bending over to checking on the sleepy demon, “I have no clue who even shot that but... is the slug edible you think?” earning a tired sigh from his twin when trying to figure out how to do of the mess that happened. “Who in their right mind goes about shooting demons with those anyways? Mweh...” laying there while blowing the hair out of his face when not too bothered of trying to move when he was too tired and looking at Beel, “Help me up would you? I don’t know of that slug is edible, mrmm...” a bit bothered when that slug was on him while Beel was trying to get it off of him but making a face when Beel was trying to see if he could eat it.

[baseballsisco]

Happy Thursday everyone. Here is my Immaculate Grid number 535 for Wednesday September 18.

Keith Hernandez's co-MVP season of 1979 with the St. Louis Cardinals was his best season. Aside from ringing up a career best 105 RBI, he had career highs in hits (210), doubles (48), triples (11), batting average (.344), slugging (.532) and OPS (.930). Surprisingly, he would share the NL MVP with Willie Stargell. Both would end up with 216 points. Looking at the number through a modern metric, Hernandez had a 7.6 WAR to Stargell's 2.5 WAR. Taking that into account and looking at the base statistics, Hernandez had a much more dominating season.

Staying with the idea of dominant MVP seasons, José Canseco's 1988 AL MVP season was one for the ages. He led the league in homers (42), RBI (142) and SLG (.569). Canseco also put up the first ever 40-40 season with 42 dingers and 40 stolen bases. His season WAR was 7.3.

Sometimes trading unhappy players works out better for one team than another. In my opinion this is the case with the trade that basically shipped Garry Templeton to San Diego for future Hall of Famer Ozzie Smith. Where Templeton played the better part of 10 seasons with the Padres having been an All Star once and winning one Silver Slugger, Ozzie was a 14x All Star, winning 11 Gold Gloves and won one silver slugger in the 15 seasons with St. Louis. Ozzie was inducted to the Hall of Fame in 2002.

Well that's all for now. On to grid number 536.

[foolicmazagine]

Who is the Highest-Paid Player on the Atlanta Braves?

The Atlanta Braves are one of Major League Baseball’s most storied franchises, known for their rich history, loyal fan base, and consistently competitive teams. Over the years, the Braves have fielded some of the biggest stars in baseball, and with stardom often comes big paychecks. As of 2024, the highest-paid player on the Braves roster is first baseman Matt Olson, who signed a massive eight-year, $168 million contract extension in 2022.

In this blog, we will explore Matt Olson’s rise to prominence, the details of his contract, and his overall impact on the Braves, both on and off the field. We’ll also touch on how his deal compares to other contracts in MLB and what it means for the future of the Atlanta Braves.

Matt Olson’s Path to the Braves

Matt Olson was drafted by the Oakland Athletics in the first round (47th overall) of the 2012 MLB Draft. A talented first baseman with power-hitting potential and superb defense, Olson quickly made a name for himself in the A’s organization. After spending several years developing in the minors, Olson debuted with the A’s in 2016, where his power and glove immediately impressed fans and coaches alike.

By 2017, Olson emerged as one of the premier power hitters in the game, smashing 24 home runs in just 59 games. His incredible slugging percentage (.651) and defensive prowess made him an invaluable asset to the Athletics. Over the next several seasons, Olson continued to solidify his reputation as a star in the making. He earned his first Gold Glove Award in 2018 and was selected for the MLB All-Star Game in 2021.

However, after the 2021 season, the A’s embarked on a roster overhaul, and Olson, who was approaching free agency, became a valuable trade asset. The Atlanta Braves, fresh off a World Series victory but faced with the potential departure of franchise icon Freddie Freeman, saw an opportunity to acquire Olson and traded for him in March 2022. Shortly after the trade, the Braves signed Olson to an eight-year, $168 million extension, securing him as the team’s long-term solution at first base.

The Contract: Breaking Down Olson’s $168 Million Deal

Matt Olson’s contract with the Braves is one of the largest in the franchise’s history. Here’s a breakdown of the key details:

Total Value: $168 million over eight years

Average Annual Value (AAV): $21 million

Duration: 2022-2029, with a club option for 2030

Signing Bonus: Olson received a $15 million signing bonus as part of the deal

This contract made Olson the highest-paid player on the Braves, surpassing several other stars on the roster, including Ronald Acuña Jr. and Ozzie Albies, both of whom are signed to team-friendly extensions. The deal was a major investment for the Braves, but one that they deemed necessary to secure a long-term replacement for Freddie Freeman, who ultimately signed with the Los Angeles Dodgers.

Olson’s Impact on the Field

As the highest-paid player on the Braves, Matt Olson has lived up to expectations. Known for his powerful bat and elite defense at first base, Olson provides a combination of offensive and defensive production that is rare among first basemen.

Offensive Contributions

Olson is best known for his power-hitting ability. Throughout his career, he has consistently ranked among the league leaders in home runs, RBIs, and slugging percentage. His left-handed swing is tailor-made for Truist Park, the Braves’ home field, where he regularly launches towering home runs into the right-field stands.

In his first season with the Braves (2022), Olson hit 34 home runs and drove in 103 runs, solidifying his place as a key part of the team’s lineup. In 2023, he followed up with an even more impressive campaign, smashing 42 homers and driving in 120 runs, all while maintaining a solid .275 batting average. His presence in the middle of the Braves’ order provides protection for fellow stars like Acuña Jr. and Austin Riley, making the Atlanta Braves one of the most dangerous offensive teams in baseball.

Defensive Excellence

While Olson’s power-hitting gets much of the attention, his defense at first base is equally impressive. He has won multiple Gold Glove Awards, recognizing him as one of the best defensive first basemen in the game. Olson’s ability to scoop errant throws, stretch for outs, and make difficult plays look routine gives the Braves’ infield a level of confidence that is hard to quantify.

His defense not only saves runs but also keeps pitchers out of tough situations by turning potential errors into outs. For a team with championship aspirations like the Braves, having a reliable defender at first base is invaluable.

Olson’s Leadership and Influence

Beyond his on-field contributions, Matt Olson has quickly emerged as a leader in the Braves’ clubhouse. Despite being a newcomer in 2022, Olson’s work ethic and professionalism earned him the respect of his teammates. As the highest-paid player on the team, there are always expectations for leadership, and Olson has embraced that role.

His calm demeanor and steady presence provide a stabilizing force in the Braves’ locker room, especially during the high-pressure moments of a playoff race. Olson has been vocal about his excitement to play for his hometown team (he grew up in the Atlanta area) and his desire to help the Braves win more championships.

How Olson’s Contract Compares to Others in MLB

While Olson’s $168 million deal makes him the highest-paid player on the Braves, it is relatively modest compared to some of the mega-contracts handed out across MLB in recent years. Players like Mike Trout, Mookie Betts, and Fernando Tatis Jr. have all signed deals worth well over $300 million. However, Olson’s contract is still a significant investment for the Braves and reflects their confidence in his ability to anchor the team for years to come.

What makes Olson’s deal particularly valuable for the Braves is the timing. The Braves were able to lock him in at a time when salaries were continuing to escalate across the league, securing a power-hitting first baseman who is also an elite defender without having to break the bank entirely.

Conclusion: Olson’s Future with the Braves

Matt Olson’s arrival in Atlanta marked a new chapter for the Braves, and his performance so far has validated the team’s decision to make him their highest-paid player. With his power, defense, and leadership, Olson is a cornerstone for the Braves as they continue to pursue championships in the years to come.

As of 2024, Olson remains the highest-paid player on the Braves roster, and his long-term contract ensures that he will be a key part of the team’s future. For Braves fans, having a player of Olson’s caliber locked in for the long haul is a reason for optimism, as the team looks to build on its recent success and bring more titles to Atlanta.

[diarioelpepazo]

Tras consolidarse como el campocorto titular en Atlanta, y asistir a su primer Juego de Estrellas, el hermano de Oswaldo emprende el siguiente paso Harold Capote Fernández Desde el año pasado Orlando Arcia se consolidó como el campocorto titular de los Bravos de Atlanta; el hermano menor de Oswaldo no decepcionó al alto mando que le entregó la responsabilidad dejando ir a un excelente toletero como Dansby Swanson. Tan bueno fue el año del nativo de Anaco y beisbolísticamente formado en Cantaura, que desde el comienzo de la temporada y hasta el 9 julio tuvo promedio de bateo en .294, porcentaje de embasado en .345, slugging de .425, OPS en .769 así como 72 imparables, de ellos 11 fueron dobles, 7 cuadrangulares, más 28 remolcadas con 34 pisadas del plato. Por eso asistió al Juego de las Estrellas, su primero durante 8 torneos de trayectoria en las Grandes Ligas, misma que inició en 2016 como parte de los Cerveceros de Milwaukee, su primera organización en el sistema MLB. Al final de 2023 Orlando Jesús completó average de .264, OBP en .321, slugging de .420, OPS en .741, con 129 indiscutibles compuestos por 25 biangulares, 17 tablazos de cuatro esquinas, 65 compañeros llevados a la registradora y 66 pisadas del plato. Cosecha que en la Liga Nacional, entre jugadores de la posición número 6, le permitió rankearse 3ro en promedio, 4to en OBP y slugging, 7mo en hits, 6to en sencillos, dobletes y jonrones, 6to en impulsadas así como 9no en anotaciones. En realidad sus números finales no entraron en alta categoría, pero como mencionamos, le permitieron establecerse y además, en la ofensiva más productiva de todo el Big Show el calendario precedente. Ahora es momento de ir por más. Posteo de Meridiano que compartió en sus stories de Instagram El primer paso lo dio este sábado, cuando él y su compañero de llave alrededor de la intermedia, Ozzie Albies, se sumaron al complejo de entrenamiento de los Bravos; el venezolano se mostró risueño y resta ver los resultados en el terreno de juego a partir del próximo 28 de marzo, cuando Atlanta comience su trajinar en visita a los Phillies de Filadelfia, elenco donde está Bryce Harper, toletero que protagonizó gran polémica con Arcia en la una de las Series Divisionales del Viejo Circuito. Para recibir en tu celular esta y otras informaciones, únete a nuestras redes sociales, síguenos en Instagram, Twitter y Facebook como @DiarioElPepazo El Pepazo/Meridiano

[autisminfinite]

subjecting u guys to my ocs again

[nintendork135]

Finally drew more of my robots!

[raustenacious]

okay so Richard or Cashew?

[heavenlyhoundoom]

One with their costumes part 2.

Juniper: Since you took my trip to Disneyworld from me, I shall turn you all into your costumes!

(Juniper casts a spell that makes everyone's costume real.)

FredPooh: Oh, bother...

Chica: Brains....

Foxy: Thy shault eat my brain!

(Foxy uses his sword to defend himself against zombie Chica.)

Ozzie: He's alive, alive!!!

Gus: Thank you for giving me life, sir.(the novel states that Frankenstein's monster was kind and intelligent.)

(Knighty looks into a hand mirror and sees that he's Pirate Pete.(the character he would end up replacing)

Knighty: Yargh, that be very clever.

Bonnie: Dear MS, your should go to the church and pray to the Lord everyday.

Willy: Don't listen to that little pussy, you should be gay and do crimes, it's a lot more fun!

Bonnie: Being gay was never a sin, that's just what the conservatives want you to think!

Willy: It's just an expression!

Sara: Me no want to be bossed around!

(Sara tries to club both Willy and Bonnie but they dodge her attack.)

(Tito starts having an upset stomach and threw up.)

Tito: I feel sick...

(Hierophant writes down on some paper and it read "Yeah, we vampires can only properly digest blood, and the color red for some reason.")

(Norman sees that he was turned into a crow.)

Norman: I'm not a crow, I'm Batman!

Arty: It's okay, Norman.

Norman: Ahh, Scarecrow!

(Norman flies away.)

Juniper: So long, shit heads!

(Juniper crackles while flying away.)

Cammy: Well this sucks...

Tiffany: Now what are we gonna do?

Tex: I don't know, I wasn't wearing a costume, so I wasn't affected by the spell.

Gerold: Well we better figure something out soon, these slugs are trying to eat me!

(Slugs start crawling towards Gerold.)

Gerold: No, stay away!

(Gerold started rolling away from the slugs.)

The end of part 2

[amestamaqueen]

Sierra

True Name: Sierra Altenhoff

Nicknames: Miss Sierra, Seesaw, Sea Slug, Babe (Carlos)

Likes: Watermelon wedge salads, Drinking, Going to Ozzie's, Reading

Dislikes: Dishonesty, Cheating, Messes

Species: Succubus Demon

Gender: Female

Age: 28 (Hell years)

Abilities: Demon transformation, Human disguise, Sexual inducement, Musical Talent, Dancing

Status: Active

Occupation: Adult Film Star, Waitress (Formerly)

Family: Deceased Mother, Father, Carlos (Husband), Fausto (Son)

Friends: Verosika Mayday (Close Friend), Verosika's Posse, Mia

Romantic Interest(s): Jackson Gellissen (Ex-Boyfriend), Carlos (Husband)

Enemies: Jackson Gellissen

Others: Employees of I.M.P (Acquainted)