#ozkar talks and no one cares

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The only reason Capcom didn’t give us Ada and Ethan interactions is because Ada would bully him for being a pathetic wet paper bag of a man and their friendship would be too strong

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Funniest ad I’ve ever gotten

This is so obviously a scam because there is no way in hell I could afford this smh

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Hermitcraft season 6? Oh you mean Doc vs Grian the series

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You still planning on that Watcher!Grian fix or is that not a thing anymore lmao

Still planning it I’ve just had three weeks of exams but definitely something I’ve got planned.

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Part 1

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Cub, on the recording: You don’t know me and I don’t know you.

Grian: It’s cub.

Cub:

Cub: Listen here you unidentified flying maniac

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Hermitcraft Crystal gem au

I made this and here is the link

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Hello, what the actual fuck does this mean?

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Are Spinearl shippers gonna change the name to spinball now?

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Doc, in his 3rd episode: What does my inventory look like?

Me, eating my fifth dimsum: A fucking mess.

Doc: That’s right, I’ve been fishing.

Me: Yeah for junk

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Hey so we have the spiderfam, but what we need is the bugfam

Peter Parker

Natasha

Scott

Hope

Mantis

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Don’t @ me, I have

I’m only two seasons into supernatural but it just seems like the plot when they’re not on about the plot is just:

fake ids

Dean commits tax fraud

angst about not having childhoods that isn’t explored (yet, idk)

lie to people

Dean flirts with people he finds attractive

Dean somehow gets involved in crime

Sam’s hair looks longer every second, they just keep getting guns (like how they get a different gun every episode)

moving from motel to motel more than Jay in Marble Hornets

in almost every major plot event there is a side plot where Dean is dying

they have a scrapbook journal like in Gravity Falls

the Winchester brothers actually speak to each other like a sibling would (calling each other names, fighting, etc)

at this point I’m pretty sure Dean’s fight or flight is just fight or bitch while Sam’s is fight or yell

Sam went from being a pacifist to catch these fists

lie more, attempt to lay low but just walk around in public as if they aren’t wanted

Sammy smarty pants keeps trying to make smart moves but his brother is a dumbass and influences him

“what do you mean this is a crime? I do it all the time”,

“let’s do this one on one, what could go wrong”

Breaking and entering has become a regular basis that I’m pretty sure they see a door and have to put all their Will into not breaking it down, like they could have a key or the door could be open but their first instinct is to knock it down (more Dean than Sam)

They could find a body and be like “haha, hope this doesn’t haunt me”

Who needs to be rich when you could commit tax fraud

“You committed a crime? Lemme hide the evidence for ya”

Explore Sam’s story and give him powers. Dean? Give him depression

Knocking Dean out? Have we done that this episode?

Let’s spin a wheel, what demon are we found

These two idiots get into the weirdest situations.

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Also let’s not forget that Greg is the real heartbreaker in SU

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IM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF

IVE SPENT HOURS ON A ONE SHOT, DESPITE MY DISTRACTIONS, DESPITE MY SCHOOL WORK GETTING IN THE WAY AND I ACTUALLY FINISHED IT BUT I WENT TO POST IT BUT ALL OF MY PROGRESS HAS BEEN DELETED!! I WAS MAKING A TORDEDD PARENT AU AND I HAD FINISHED IT DESPITE ME BEING SICK AND ALL MR WORK IS GONE!!

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Tumblr, please let me reblog ads

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Imagine if the monster was fluorite and not Steven lol