#owakcx cane guy anon

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i am frothing at the mouth like some rabid, diseased creature.

NPD WENDA. you need to understand my VISION

genuinely this headcanon matters so much to me as someone with NPD and a fan of wenda. npd wenda save me…. save me npd wenda…

also perhaps. atypical depression gray. theres Something up with them i just havent fully decided What yet. ill be back

-owakcx cane guy. i have a google doc that i keep all my headcanons in, and im slowly working my way through it. id send the entire thing at once but. that seems like a very bad idea

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ponder with me, if you will:

vineria with alopecia, hence why she wears wigs in the first place. also: sky with vitiligo. and it ends up looking like. little clouds. do you SEE my VISION

-owakcx cane guy

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Slams my hands against the table. TRANSFEMME PINKI. I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND

-Owakcx Cane Guy

yes.

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So. Garnold! First: He codes!! In my mind. He doesn’t build physical machines.

I like to think he didn’t actually make his suit himself; Clukr did. Either they were coworkers or sort of distant froends, and Garnold got really injured in some life-altering, disabling way; really reduced mobility, chronic pain, impaired vision and hearing. Etc etc. And Clukr thought “Well shit, it’d suck so fucking bad if this guy wasn’t able to do this job he loves (and is really good at) because of something he couldn’t ever predict. I could help this” and started working with him to make his suit.

So yk. Metal protective suit thing plus; insulation/tempurature regulation, recording of vitals and general health, technology to help his senses and MAYBE. AAC tech. And of course; had to be made easily-removable so he can eat/drink, and in case of a medical emergency (plus, due to reduced mobility; he’d have to be able to get in and out of the suit himself). Seeing as theres a lot of electrical things in this suit: very important that it does get wet, and that the outer protective layer of it don’t get too damaged cause. That could set off an internal bit of tech. And that would be very bad. Wink wink.

Also just as a little added thing: Like to think the suit has a respirator inside, and it works kind of like a hazmat suit. Keeping with my habit of giving every applicable sprunki at least ONE inherent condition: Garnold has a some autoimmune issues. The suit has an added benefit of protecting him from a lot of illnesses. So yeah :)

-Owakcx Cane Guy

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Hell yeah. Owakcx cane guy anon. I shall wear this name proudly

Idea: Wenda /thinks/ she and Gray are besties, despite Gray really just Not Liking Her. Unforchies, Gray has a smidge of people pleaser stuff going on so they yk, act nice and friendly to Wenda but really would rather be anywhere else.

-Owakcx Cane Guy Anon

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It's the goddamn. Headcanon'er obsessed with specifically Owakcx again (<- same one who gave him the cane). Announcing my mission to make every single Sprunki disabled in some way. I've been given an outlet for my ramblings and I am going to make it everyone's problem

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Slamming my hands on the ground, beset with messages from God. Dyspraxic Durple. I’m thinking, since he’s (iirc but I could just be wrong) a dragon, he trips over his own tail cause he doesn’t know where it is in relation to the rest of him/his surroundings. Imagining he also has horns and he keeps accidentally smacking them into things and like. Chipped one of them

-Owakcx Cane Guy. Most of my headcanons are projection, I’ll have you know. Giving these weirdos the problems I have. Nobody can stop me

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Forearm crutches Vineria. She’s got really weak tendons in her legs maybe. You understand my vision. She’d be the type to smack someone with her mobility aids if needed.

Vineria also has like. An array of different wigs (since, canonically, her hair is some vague plant thing she found on the ground). Changes her hair to match her outfits.

I have a particular Vision for Vineria and I pray people pick up on it; shes cool as hell you have to understand 🙏

-Owakcx Cane Guy

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