#overast

[mjdailyphoto-blog]

Downtown Los Angeles in black & white

[zoranzeal]

@zoragrace: Sidon could grow to be thousands of years old with titles that engulf his name as if it were the end of a monologue; but it doesn't mean this Princess won't place a comforting hand on her sibling's head just as she did when he was young. Her words are soft yet, serene, "Father has made our stance very clear, but I'm sure you won't object to me stating how proud I am of you."

They stood at the highest point of the Domain together in the golden and purple glow of the warmest twilight in ages, Sidon seated and Mipha at his side. His voice caught as his jaw opened and closed again, quelled temporarily by Mipha's hand on his crest. He'd felt too small for the immense thrums of his own emotions many times before, so engulfed that his only choice was to run, or to dive to the depths and rise to leap again and again from the water, or to cheer, or to scream, or to seize a friend and embrace them.

But he'd rarely been host to such a strong, alternating whirlpool of clashing passions and beliefs. And not in a long time had he been at a loss at how to express them.

"No!" he said. At least he could say that and have it simply be true. He'd embarrassed himself arguing with everything else earlier. "Of course not! I accept—your blessing is—I mean to say that it—"

—is welcome, so very welcome. He was honored.

He was indignant—

He was ready.

He must protest—!

He was proud.

He was—!

"But it should be you," Sidon said. Even now, in her gentle and yet sure reiteration, she proved it. And he laughed—a confused and disbelieving laugh. "It was always going to be you."

[futures-tense]

this is why i cant talk to @a-l-ias about anything

[daily-best-jokes]

I like my women like I like my baristas.

Jenna please come back I don't know how to make coffee.

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[ismokeitsite]

You have been visited by the overflowing grinder. May your bowls be full, and your grinders fuller.

You have been visited by the overflowing grinder. May your bowls be full, and your grinders fuller. https://ift.tt/3fgmsAR Submitted May 02, 2020 at 09:19PM by OverAster via reddit

[windowm4k1a6]

I like my women like I like my baristas.

I like my women like I like my baristas.

Jenna please come back I don’t know how to make coffee.

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[barralrider]

The most unrealistic thing in movies is that everyone waits their turn to talk.

The most unrealistic thing in movies is that everyone waits their turn to talk. (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by OverAster to /r/Showerthoughts 8 comments original

[its-good-for-you]

[ismokeitsite]

I just did the Heimlich maneuver on my little brother with down syndrome while high and saved his life.

I just did the Heimlich maneuver on my little brother with down syndrome while high and saved his life.

I smoked a fat bowl in my room just before dinner cause we were having pizza and I love pizza while high. And by the time I was high the pizza was ready, so I went downstairs, where I found my mom trying to Heimlich my little brother, but even while high, I could tell she wasn't doing it right. I practically jumped down the last couple steps and lifted him right out of my mother's arms. My mom is screaming for my dad while I'm doing the Heimlich on my little brother, my little sister is calling the cops, my other brother is waiting for his turn, and my dad is running in from the other room.

Just then, my little sister reaches the cops, my dad made it into the kitchen, my other brother has screamed, "HEIMLICH HARDER" my mom has started crying, and I got the food to pop out.

I have so much adrenaline in me right now.

Submitted March 27, 2020 at 07:36PM by OverAster via reddit

[barralrider]

There’s a person out there who hates Bob Ross and Mister Rogers because liking them is popular.

There’s a person out there who hates Bob Ross and Mister Rogers because liking them is popular. (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by OverAster to /r/Showerthoughts 18 comments original

[barralrider]

If you live to be 113 years old you’re a teenager again.

If you live to be 113 years old you’re a teenager again. (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by OverAster to /r/Showerthoughts 20 comments original

[barralrider]

Since the earth is the third planet from the sun, every country is a third world country.

Since the earth is the third planet from the sun, every country is a third world country. (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by OverAster to /r/Showerthoughts 9 comments original