#outerbailey

[nonukesthanks]

outerbailey replied to your post: Hey, Aniya. Happy Valentine's Day, the day of...

Taste it and find out!

But--it’s safe, right? You’re not playing a prank on me?

[dirtyalleyrat]

outerbailey replied to your post: happy varnishtime day, have a cookie

“Nothin’! Just take the cookie and I’ll get outta your hair.”

[She takes it, because free food.] If this’s got somethin’ in it ta fuck me up, ‘least lemme know what kinda ride I’m goin’ on.

[southiesfavoriteson]

outerbailey replied to your post: Do you like how you look naked

(I dooo~)

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[sansregret]

outerbailey replied to your post: POST APOCALYPTIC PASTRIES

): harsh.

Terribly sorry.

[Poinsette is not sorry.  Poinsette has never been sorry in his entire life.]

[ode-of-odr-archive]

Care for a platonic holiday sweet? [offers him a sugar cookie from a red tin]

Raserei looks at the cookie for a moment before taking a small bite out of it. His eyes widen and the smallest of moans of happiness could be heard from the mercenary before he quickly devoured the rest of he cookie. 

“That was amazing. I need to figure out how to make these, I want more.” 

[decurionmortuum]

Romance is fake happy Valiumtime's Day. [tosses him a sugar cookie]

[Gets them into a friendly headlock] Have you come to keep your old friend Dead Sea company?

[fusionpulse-blog]

Never have I ever hired a debonair runner named Bailey for a lucrative job

Oh, never, never, kind debonair runner.  If I had money sitting around to hire speedy little runners, I suppose I wouldn’t be working delivery~

[threeforafuneral-blog]

Sugar Cookies

Ingredients:

1 1/2 cups sugar (sugar sources/substitutions in the Commonwealth)

2 3/4 cups razorgrain flour

1 cup butter (softened)

1 egg (chicken; best options for replacements are other bird eggs or vegetable oil; 1 egg = ~1/4 cup in volume)

1 tsp baking soda (pearlash or hartshorn substitute)

1/2 tsp baking powder (can substitute a small amount of hartshorn with sour milk or buttermilk or omit altogether)

1 tsp of choice flavoring (alcohol, oils such as mint or lavender, etc)

(Ingredient Substitutions)

Preheat oven to 375°F/190°C and combine flour, baking soda, baking powder, in a bowl and set aside.

In a large bowl, cream together the butter and sugar. Beat in the egg and flavoring, then gradually blend in dry ingredients. Roll rounded teaspoons into balls and place on an ungreased baking sheet.

Bake 8 to 10 minutes or until golden.

[Recipe Source]

[jackscrewed]

outerbailey replied to your post “Sorry, mates, you gotta at least have some grey in your hair and buy...”

What if I buy you two drinks and put dust in my hair?

It would never work out.  I got allergies.

[hogarth-the-chicken-legged]

outerbailey replied to your post :Hogarth, you are the most nervous person I've ever...

Look, dude, you’re more nervous than Southie ever was, and he was hella nervous.

Wh-no I’m not?! I’m nervous when ... y’know, there’s stuff to be nervous about? 

[21ofspades]

Stop being so alarmingly pretty

“Now y’all gotta stop askin’ me ta stop doing these things! That just sounds impossible!”

[peterspotter]

i love ur blog sm, whats ur wattpad? x mines eviigiri

my wattpad is pankowsangel & outerbailey

[dirtyalleyrat]

@outerbailey : If it’s not nailed down, it’s free!

Right fuckin’ idea, there!

[southiesfavoriteson]

outerbailey replied to your post: hey finn. what's it like being an old man?

tell the people what they wanna know finn

Get off my lawn.

[sansregret]

Even though romance is a lie and you withheld the most sacred of sweets from me-- happy palentine's day. [offers up a sugar cookie. it has red sprinkles.]

[Sprinkles.]

Oh, I do thank you very much, dear.  I am so sorry for my cruel oversight of your sugar intake.  But lo, what’s this?  Can it be?  It’s a bun.  Specially, a custard bun made by my own husband and therefore better than common buns.  I think the youth of today like buns, don’t they? And it’s yours.  Congratulations.

[ode-of-odr-archive]

🌞 (if you want!)

Send 🌞 to cuddle my muse! //open

Raserei sighed but didn’t protest when Bailey snuggled up to him. Raserei wrapped one of his powerful arms around Bailey and pulled them closer, letting his arm stay around the other person, while they rested their head against his chest. 

“Just for a little bit.” he says but his tone indicates he has no real desire to enforce his words.