#our sharkin is so fucking heavy that our dm straight up decided that there's no such thing as a max weight for us to walk on something

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So far the best moment in my most recent PC campaign is when I, a 5'7'' lightweight drow artificer with negative two strength, rolled a nat 20 and successfully tackled our 9'10'' impossibly heavy sharkin barbarian in order to stop him from charging recklessly into a situation

And in this campaign elves have skin that's made out of actual porcelain