#our doc with all of the arcs explained and stuff is 14 pages with ~4.1k words

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What is world's best dad's au and why are there so many geese

oh anon i am SO glad you asked! world's best dads au is the joint creation of me and corey @that-was-anticlimactic that came about when she was brainstorming for geto week last year and said "what if in a no-curses au geto had geese powers instead" and then we said "what if geto used his geese powers to help gojo get four year old megumi away from toji" and then we said "what if they were freshmen in college and kept megumi in their dorm room" and then we kept yes and-ing until it spiraled so far out of control you would not even believe.

so the basic overview is that geto and gojo "surprise adopt" megumi (see: kidnap and then threaten toji so he never comes near them again) but the thing is. they are college freshmen living in a dorm on campus. that's okay though, because gojo and geto are soooo super duper smart! and sneaky! and they'll just keep megumi in their dorm with them like a secret pet or something.

over the course of the next few years, all of their friends slowly find out they have kidnapped surprise adopted a literal child and are now keeping him in their DORM ROOM????? but all of their friends vow to take the secret to their grave. it takes a village (or in megumi's case, it takes an entire dorm floor). nanami and haibara live in the dorm next to stsg and nanami becomes megumi's best friend in the entire world. he and haibara babysit sometimes. yaga is the RA for their floor. shoko and utahime are there and they teach megumi how to fight. higuruma finds out after nanami starts asking him increasingly specific questions concerning the legality of consensual surprise adoption of a four year old.

anyway then megumi grows up and goes to high school and basically all of satosugu & co. are teachers at his high school because this is our au and logic doesn't matter. of course, this means there's high school drama.. toji tries to come back bc he wants to sell megumi again, maki straight up murders him, sukuna has a weird creepy obsessed with megumi and his friends put a Stop to it, satosugu are exactly as embarassing as you would expect them to be, they show slideshows of megumi's baby pictures in their classes, momo discovers she has geese powers too, maki and mai get away from their terrible horrible awful family, inumaki steals a toilet paper holder from the bathroom, gakuganji wants to steal megumi away from stsg, higuruma helps them finally legally adopt him, hakari starts a gambling club, inumaki and itafushi ride on top of a bus in Hard Mode (it's the middle of winter and said bus has just been sprayed down with water bc it was mid-wash), kaorijaku and itadori jin come to kill geto bc kaorijaku wants his geese powers, hahn from avatar is there just to get punched in the face by todo, panda's real name is john but nobody knows this, etc, etc.

and yeah. geto has geese powers.