#ougha

[climbdraws]

made a small /joke/ to my mom this morning about offering a gay pride discount for June and she immediately launched into “isn't that sexist?? how is that fair that they get a discount but straight people don't???"

ma'am I dont think sexist means what you think it means

[mango-fizz]

also i have this that i never finished but the splatfest is over so i doubt i ever will now LOL

“You lip-synch, we drip ink!”

“Ay! (It’s Shiver, Frye, and Big Man!)”

“Aren’t they so cute? Takes me back to when we used to do Inkopolis News,” Callie giggles as Marie settles next to her on the couch.

“I dunno, I think we were way cooler,” Marie says, but she’s smiling into her coffee mug. Deep Cut’s voices sound out from the TV.

“What’s got you so excited, Big Man?” 

“Ay, ay! (It’s Splatfest time!)” 

“Oooh!! What’s the theme, what’s the theme?”

Deep Cut’s anticipation is contagious as they wait for the theme to be revealed. Callie finds herself leaning forward in her seat.

"What do you think it'll be this time?" Marie muses.

"I dunno, but whatever it is I bet it'll be tons of fun as always!"

Frye makes a drum roll sound as the results come up on screen. "Bam!"

Marie chokes on her coffee. Callie pats her back as she goes into a coughing fit.

Frye jumps in surprise. "The theme is…! Uh, what?"

Shiver looks caught off guard for a moment before continuing seamlessly. "Who would make the best leader? Shiver, Frye, or Big Man! Quite the interesting theme!" 

"Obviously it's me, I mean, look at me! I'm adorable! And I'm super strong and an awesome dancer," Frye pumps her fists in the air.

Shiver flutters their fan. "That's great, Frye, but I'm the obvious choice for this one. My vocals are unmatched, and I'm graceful and cool and I literally ride a giant shark. What's not to love?"

"Yeah, but who always gets us out of trouble during raids? I always come up with the best escape pla-"

"Ay… Ay! (Frye, we're not supposed to talk about that on TV… But anyway, I'm the best leader! I'm always the one looking out for you guys. Vote for me!)"

The Splatcast fades into background noise as Callie and Marie sit dumbfounded. Marie can't will her hands to stop shaking. 

"This Splatfest…" 

"It's going to be so much fun! Right?" Callie smiles widely.  

"No! It's not!" Marie's brow creases so deep her manager would scold her about wrinkles, but right now she can't bring herself to care. "Cal, they're gonna- This splatfest is gonna hurt them."

"That's not gonna happen and you know it." Callie holds her cousin by the shoulders and smiles in that disarming way she's perfected for years. "This is not the same as last time. Everything is gonna be alright, okay?"

Her voice cracks embarrassingly, so Marie clears her throat. Her voice is smaller than she intends when she asks, "Are you sure?"

The grip on her shoulder tightens, but only so briefly that she thinks she might have imagined it, before Callie's hands pull away. "Deep Cut can hold their own, trust me. It'll take some sort of world-shattering event to tear those three apart. Like a pineapple-tomato-pizza splatfest or something!"

Marie laughs despite herself. "I think this theme is pretty world-shattering though." 

She sighs and slumps back onto the couch. She searches Callie's face but all she finds is unwavering confidence. She hasn't stopped smiling, sitting casually on her hands. 

It doesn't seem necessary, but she'd rather not make the same mistake twice. 

"You okay too, Cal?"

Callie looks at the buildings outside. "Yep! All good." 

Finally, she looks back at Marie. "I promise, Deep Cut will not end up running away and getting hypnotized," she says with a chuckle. "Even if they look really good with shades."

Marie huffs and flicks her on the arm, earning her a pained giggle from Callie. "Good. They better not." Then, more quietly, she mumbles, "I wouldn't wish that on anybody." 

[kakashihasibs]

I'm playing the new zelda game and I'm loving so far >.> link hums like zelda songs while he cooks now

[drifting-blue]

i have been writing this one conversation for HOURS

[radiumbath]

big sigh

[the-scungles-of-crungles]

Ugh. Late night fucking destruction of pasta new kind of stuff like thisis newnewofofofkindkindkindnewnewFUCK

[rnekopallet]

🐹 *cough*

yeah

[hollypies]

Gatorade is always much easier for me (and my siblings) to drink when my throats killing me if you wanna try that?

Fun fact I actually can't drink Gatorade. Back when I was nine I was slowly dying from my chronic illness and Gatorade was one of the only ways I could keep nutrients and stuff in me, so I literally only drank Gatorade for maybe half a year. My dad banned me from drinking water (he lied and said it'd make me sick and I was like. 9 so of course I believed him LOL) so .

Due to this my body literally will not take Gatorade anymore. I can't even smell it without being nauseous. Big oof for me .

[defiledtomb]

should I just move to Spain???

[accidentcache]

dee i love the dnhx layout i just changed my layout and i was considering a shiggy one but went for hq instead 😔 will have to do a shigadabi one next me thinks

shigadabi i love you i promise there will be more attention given i promise

[ficyorick]

6/12 chapters which means i am officially 50% thru with the planned chapters... well i might end up doing an epilogue as well so it might be 13 chapters but i dont think the epilogue will be long so... i think its safe to say i am 50% done with the story.

[jils-things]

eheheeaeremr oh ma gahhh hiii general mahamatra hiii helleoggfos

[dan-despairing]

forgot my bosses know im prone to wanting to die and let me tell you what for they did NOT appreciate the "I'm gonna take one million ibuprofen" joke i made when i had a headache yesterday

[james--murray]

Oh my god my bones are snapping in half

[daisy--devil]

Lambert doodle because I have been playing again

[megahorous]

Could Alanis Morissette and They Might Be Giants have been trying to warn us of the same cross-eyed Bear