#otterposting

[pastlivesxpastlie]

Guys

Otter is giving me a fic idea? An unsolicited idea

Like they’re all “now…HEAR ME OUT”

[chthonic-cookie]

Hi look at this otter

[field-reblogs]

A list of things my friends and I have said while completely conscious and sober

“Thank you for the cookie. I’m sorry for reading your porn. I swear I didn’t even get to the porn.” - Carrion beetle

“I have nothing to lose - except my virginity.” - Otter

“Do you wanna try one of my balls?” / “They’re so big!” - Me, Otter

“I would be such a good Sirius black cosplayer. I’m a furry too!” - Otter

“You’re genetically predisposed to being a discord kitten.” - Bones

“New stim unlocked - aneurysm.” - Bones

“I'm going to default dance on the devil.” - Bones

“I can't get strep from your pussy.” - Lemon Bar

“That’s my favorite use for you.” - Me

“Otter, can I get a quick list of your kinks?” - Me

“I will free your goop.” - Ash

“EGREGIOUSLY LONG????????” - Otter

“Imagine serving God instead of serving cunt.” - Otter

“We’re good!” / “But she literally had a panic attack!” - people in a neighbor’s room

“Girl dinner but it’s just my girlfriend eating me out.” - Me

“If I eat Chappel Roan glitter does that mean she’s inside me?” / “If you eat Chappel Roan glitter you turn into a fag.” - Otter, Me

“You look like a sock.” - Carrion beetle

“Piss in the pumpkins.” - Bones

“I think haunted houses are where theater kids go to die.” - Otter

“I've slept with you more than I've slept with any of my other friends. Figura - well, literally too.” - Me

*Otter plays single chord* “IS THAT CAVETOWN?” - Me

“You can’t copyright MIGRATION!” - Otter

“I want to be evil every time I eat shrimp. I love shrimp and I love being evil.” - Me

“Do you guys have a VIBRATOR in there?” - Otter

“I think I just gave myself a lobotomy.” - Otter

“Is he scared? Why is he scared? OH MY GOD, DID HE JUST TAKE A SHIT?” - Otter

“It's me. I'm the catholic saint of pussy.” - Me

“Respectfully, I could gaze at a woman all day.” - Me

“If you're going to be stupid, at least be smart about it.” - Otter

“What if I drop dead, are you going to congratulate me for that?” - Otter

“Be very relevant.” - French professor

“She ain't got a vaginal to sex!” - Me

“I think Nana would allow a domesticated deer on her land.” - Star

(after making out with me) “I think there's a hair in my mouth.” / “Thats why they call me Harrisen.” - Star, Me

“Do you want to munch on my blackheads?” - Me

“I'm not delulu, I'm just silly.” - Me

“Let it melt in your mouth.” - Best RA

“I might be a furry but I don't need a veterinarian.” - Otter

“You're gonna run out of ass money.” - Otter

“I'm this generation's David Tennant.” - Otter

“Bite it off like a big girl.” - Me

“I bit Jesus's head off! :D” - Otter

“I need to cleanse my mouth of the nose Jesus.” -  Carrion beetle

“That's some Mommy shit.” - Me

“This one is for the monster fuckers, I can already tell.” - Me

“Oh great, she's alive! Yeah, she can rail me. Disrespectfully.” - Me

“My heart beats when I see him.” / “Well gee, I sure hope so. Otherwise you'd be dead.” - Best RA, Bones

“You were PONDERING for an HOUR?” - rando in food court

“Not everyone has a herd of disposable two-year-olds.” - Me

“You have the power to do that, tranny.” - Me

“Who needs a boyfriend when you have a giant fuggler?... sorry, Big Fugg.” - Carrion beetle

“Keep your knees outta my pussy.” - Me

“You wanna use my boobs like stress balls?” - Me

“I don't know what you want me to do. I'm a koala.” -Carrion beetle

“I can't explain why I like the taste of flesh, I just know that I do.” - Me

“I hate you, whore. Get on Roblox.” - Little Sis

“Is this little lesbian calling me a fag?” - Bones

“...You have my playlist??” - Spider

“I VOUL3NG3ET” - Me

“Ma'am, you do not urinate.” - Me

“Socially unique.” - Me

“Shit for the stars, yo.” - Bones

“No substances just fuckd.” - Me

“I shit a pineapple.” - Carrion beetle

“I have cell of brain.” / “I think you mean cellophane.” - Me, Otter

“Essing my kay.” - Otter

“Its clipping through my bones.” - Carrion beetle

“No ass, just bitch.” - Otter

“Someone unionize me.” - Carrion beetle

[pastlivesxpastlie]

I’ll never forget i showed this to Otter and they said “there’s no way they’re also Don Broco. Don Broco WOULD NEVER wear cat ears.”

Catboy Transformation

[pieofdeath]

My mutual is otterposting I can't tell if this is heaven or hell

[conarcoin]

otterposter I agree. look at this neat graphic of the various types of quarks i found while reading about quantum physics :) big fan of the higgs boson personally

[pastlivesxpastlie]

I thought he said “sugar on the butt sauce.”

-🦦, listening to Aqua Regia

[pastlivesxpastlie]

me: he’s throwing up like a cat on a rug

Otter: …he’s just screamin

[maddiviner]

Otterposting time!

I am hoping to finally finish typing up my writings on therianthropy and putting them on my new website. The site isn’t really new, I guess - I’ve been working on it on-and-off since last November. 

The thing is, after several horrendous accidents with Wordpress, PHP, and CSS, I seem to finally have a working site. Now, all that is left to do is to finish formatting my articles and fitting them into the site structure. 

Above, you can see a peek at the rough map I made in my journal, detailing the site structure. The site name in the center is blurred out, at least until it’s completely finished and everything works. 

“Mind maps” of this sort are a great way to plan for any multifaceted project (even stuff for school), but especially websites. I just wanted to share that, because I know a lot of people struggle to keep sites organized. 

I’m not saying I’m great at that, but the “mind map” approach really helped me with planning this. I highly recommend it for any studyblrs out there with large projects! In case you can’t tell from the page titles/categories on the map, the site itself is focused specifically on spiritual therianthropy. 

This is mostly because I’m a spiritual therian, and I don’t think it would be appropriate for me to try to write about other perspectives - I guess other people do that, people who are non-spiritual therians and know more about that. 

I realize we all have different views on therianthropy and our identities, so I hope later on (soon? dunno...) I can also post articles from other therians on the site. Right now, I’m working on formatting some of my articles about therianthropy and witchcraft - I know not all (or even most) therians are witches, but I am, and it intersects a lot, so I wrote about it.

I know that the whole “it took me ten months to figure out Wordpress and Elementor” probably doesn’t inspire confidence in me as a webmaster, but I did learn a ton over that time, about web development stuff.

If anyone out there on the Tumblrs wants to get a preview of the site before I’m completely done, it’s mostly navigable right now, so send me a DM and I can give you a link. 

I’m just way too nervous to post the link publicly until I’m absolutely sure the site isn’t going to break again. I’m definitely open to tips/advice regarding how to make it easier to read and better-designed.

On a semi-related note... 

A few days ago, the regulatory board that controls international animal “trade” voted to upgrade both the small claws otters and the smoothcoat otters to a different, higher category.  

This is wonderful news for otters of all sorts. From now on, it will be much more difficult (more red tape, etc) for poachers and other ugly people to kidnap otters from the wild and sell them as pets or worse!

I am so happy about this, because, as you might have heard, I always say, if my theriotype (small clawed) goes extinct in the wild, I will likely end up becoming a nihilist or something because that’d be just terrible.

My Facebook friend, Luke and I did our best to raise funds and awareness for those working to change the classification and fighting against poaching, educating the public and shutting down illegal trade in otter pups. I sure hope our efforts were meaningful, and of course, the outcome was good either way!

[sugarpkts]

shut the fuck up we’re otterposting

[pastlivesxpastlie]

otter: …his belt needs to be black

♥︎ Source

[youhuoremade]

this is a bit out of the left field but ur otterposting so it reminds me of the lady who used to babysit me and my sister who was super involved in animal rescue & raised a bunch of baby otters :] and raccoons

UGH that is so cool i love otters itd be so nice to be able to do smth like that

[teastainedpaper]

I didn't know you loved them, too! I'll try and remember it, if you like, I'll tag you in otterposts as well. :) Remind me if I forget it!! :) Have a wonderful day.

Yes! I love otters, they’re like giant water puppies and they hold hands when they sleep ☺️ thank you , hope you have a lovely day too xx

[technofeudalism]

dont mind if i do

[pastlivesxpastlie]

Hello all🫶

I am ok, although Otter is not. Not at all. I am humbly asking you to flood my inbox with otters, meerkats, puppies, and cats that I can share with them. Let’s lift up this icon!

For those who don’t know, Otter is my 🏳️‍⚧️ enby partner and biggest fan who still doesn’t know the difference between iii and iv and calls ii “the little one” 🫶

[brrpbarian]

@idanushayden

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