#otpp!shrignold

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(Suddenly, a random anon gives Tony and Shrignold a bouquet of roses) you are the most beautiful men I’ve ever seen pls accept this gift-

Tony: Another bouquet of flowers, they smell lovely and look lovely. I can't wait to take these home and water them.

Shrignold: I can add these to my garden! I'm so happy I could jump to the stars! You're so generous! Tony! You never said they can give us gifts!

Tony: It happens.

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Question for Shrignold: What kind of music do you listen to? Secondly, what do you think of the staff here?

Shrignold: As for my opinions on everyone here, they're all very nice! I enjoy the food, they're all polite, and they're my buds just in general. I'm happy they were all able to start their own business.

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Shrignold: How's it going, guys? Sorry I wasn't here sooner, I had to finish up something before I came for a slice.

Colin: Oh! Shrig! You weren't lying when you said you'd be here every day! It's been, what, two weeks? Three weeks? How come?

Shrignold: Well, I have no clue, really! The food here is amazing. Anyway, do you mind if I add a cola to my usual order? I forgot to bring my drink with me.

Colin: Of course! Of course. Just pay up here, then go ahead and take a seat in the dining area, and your food will be out shortly!

(Shrignold is open for asks! Welcome to the parlor!)