#otp: 'i give you the map to my heart' 'you stitch up my heart'
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Hear me out, but...
What if Syldor was already courting Devanna when he took the twins in and she saw how he treated them?
Then she decides "Fuck that!" and takes the twins back to Byroden and she meets Elaina, instantly falling for this cute little Human seamstress and how she brightens up when the twins rush to her and hug her.
Just... Elaina and Devanna get together, marry, open a tailor shop together and raise the twins together...
Maybe they have another daughter together too because Elven biology is weird and wonderful? and what if maybe this daughter is Velora??? and the twins get to grow up with their baby sister this time???
#new fluff ship found#i adore the idea of elaina and devanna getting together to raise the 3 v kids#let them be happy!#otp: 'i give you the map to my heart' 'you stitch up my heart'#critical role#cr#cr spoilers#kinda#vax'ildan#vex'ahlia#cr velora#cr elaina#cr devanna#devaina#devanna/elaina#lynias shut up challenge
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The Hat: The Prequel
So,back again with my weird OTP,based off a prompt from @woyprompts (Quick warning for those uncomfortable with blood and/or gore,not TOO bad,but just in case) ââââââââââââââââ
Wander gritted his teeth as he tumbled down the cold,sharp mountain,the floppy green hat clutched tightly to his chest.
The Star Nomad finally landed face first,the multiple cuts didnât help,especially the large gash on his collarbone,it was awfully deep and his vision had already begun to get blurry.
Before he could release the breath he was holding in,several knives and daggers of multiple shapes and sizes fell around him,making a perfect circle.
âOh dear..â the mangled alien rasped in his gentle southern drawl; he then focused his eyes skyward,looking to the cliff heâd fell from.
Wander,or as folks took to calling him in this galaxy Fuzz,gulped as he saw a familiar figure.
Munoa,the more brutal of the two warring generals,a flower-like alien,florions if Fuzz remembered correctly,moonlily it looked like,but her curved and twisted violet armor left little room to tell.
The armored Florion looked at Fuzz with burning hatred âYou traitorous DOLT, give me back my hat. You donât know what itâs capable of!â
The smaller alien shook his head furiously âIâm-Iâm afraid I canât do that. Y'all will jusâ hurt it again! Canât..canât you hear itâŚ?â
Munoa scowled under her steel cowl âWhatâre you on about,fool?â Fuzz held the battered chapeau closer to his chest,how couldnât she hear it?
âItâs in painâŚit-its CRYING. Ah can hear itâŚscreamingâŚitâs hurt anâ scaredâŚplease,stop this.â Fuzz begged,tears soaking his fur as they streamed down his cheeks.
However,Munoa didnât share his sympathy,she laughed,almost manically âPain? You stupid traveler,itâs a HAT. It canât feel ANYTHING!â
Fuzz gulped fearfully,he felt the bloodloss effecting him as it became harder to stand âY-yer wrong! This-this hat is no different than you or me,it may not seem like it to you,but it can think,and feel,and love.. and pullinâ anâ tearing at it just hurts itâŚis taking over the galaxy so important that innocent lives doesnât matter to you?â
âHA! You mustâve hit your head harder than I thought! Itâs just a THING, and I donât care how sentient it may be,all I want,is my weapons.â Munoa smiled cruelly,Fuzz could practically taste the venom coming from her voice.
The Star Nomad looked down to the banged up hat, and let out a large exhale as he muttered to himself âAlright. I s'pose thereâs no talking mâ way outta this one..â
Wasting no time,Fuzz carefully stashed the hat into his leather bound satchel, careful not to harm it.
Then he ran.
âWHERE THE GROP DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING,FOOL?!!â
Fuzz didnât stop running as he yelled back in response âI KNOW YER JUST CONFUSED AND IRRATIONAL RIGHT NOW, BUT AS LONG AS IâM STANDINâ I WONâT LET ANYONE HURT THIS HAT!!!â
The Star Nomad didnât even focus enough to hear the enraged cries of the white petaled general as he ran fast as his legs could go,even as his muscles screamed at him to stop and rest.
It didnât register how long heâd ran until Fuzz finally stopped and fell with a thud on his rear,he winced at the sharp pain as a result,he was still sore after losing his tail.
He gave a small roll of his shoulder experimentally,a resounding pop greeted him; finally he opened his satchel,only for the battered and ripped chapeau to fling itself out.
Fuzz tried to reach out to the headwear,but..
The hat flinched away from Fuzz as he reached out to gently touch it. His heart twisted at the obvious pain it was in, drinking in its crumpled, ripped and torn state. He whispered, âItâs okay⌠I wonât⌠I will never hurt youâŚâ
It hurt him to see this hat,that so clearly was itâs own personâŚto be mistreated,tortured, and outright abused for its powerâŚit was horrible.
âItâs alrightâŚIâm not-Iâm not like them,you can trust me.â Fuzz reached out to the hat more gently, the fabric flinched away slightly at his touch,but seemed to have relaxed a little.
Suddenly,a thought occurred to the Star Nomad,quickly he reached into his satchel and pulled out a spool of green thread and a needle.
Already he saw the hat shudder âhey,hey,itâs alright,Iâm just gonna patch ya up,Munoa gotcha pretty bad,Iâll try ta be gentle,alright?â
the chapeau was still tense, but allowed Fuzz to patch it up.
Carefully, the currently outlawed wanderer sewed together the ripped seams and brims,a soft hum could be heard as he worked.
âAndâŚdone! Howâs that? Feel better?â Fuzz gave the hat a gentle smile,whom shifted slightly,a slip of paper appearing underneath it.
âHuh?â
Fuzz picked up the small piece of paper to read the words scrawled on it âWho are you?â A simple question.
âOh! Well,folks call me Fuzz, I s'pose itâs a might rude of me not to introduce myself,seeing as how.. I stole ya anâ all..â he gave a weak chuckle.
That is,when-
âTHIEF!!!â
Fuzz just barely got out of the way of a hatchet thatâd been inches from his head.
âOh Celestials..â the Star Nomad gulped dryly as his eyes went to the source of the projectile.
There he stood,Scroff,the second warring general,an iguana like alien with silver and gold armor,multiple hatchets and blasters of all kinds were sheathed on his side,he was the weaker of the two generals,that didnât stop him from from having the galaxies biggest arsenal ment for one person.
Fuzz wasted no time picking up the hat and stumbling up,he still felt so weak from Munoaâs attack.
âI knew you were naive,but to think a hat could FEEL anything? You must be insane!â Scroff laughed,Fuzz only held the green chapeau closer to his chest.
âAhâŚIâm not lettinâ you hurt it!â Without hesitation,the smaller alien stashed the hat into his satchel once more, and plucked a black metallic stone from the ground.
Fuzz hated war,the thought of folks fighting over something that could easily be talked over broke his heart.
It was hard for him to actually hate anything or anyone,it just didnât seem in his nature,but right nowâŚFuzz was tempted to make an acceptation.
âThe one time you grow a backbone and you raise a little rock at me,how pathetic.â The Star Nomad gulped âNo. Iâm not a fighter,not anymore.â
With that,he threw the metallic stone,but it didnât hit Scroff as he thought,but instead a twisted,metallic tree.
Scroff opened his mouth to taunt,only for a resounding crack to come from the tree, the large,knarled branches fell right on top of the iguana general.
âBut that donât mean I canât still protect mâ friends!â The Star Nomad made a run for it.
âNngh! You miserable little..!!â
âAUUGHH!!!!â
Just as Wander had made some distance between him and the general,a silver hatchet was thrown,this time hitting its target,right on Fuzzâs left shoulder blade.
Still,he ran,up until what felt like hours and he couldnât go any further,he let himself fall to his knees,panting,his breath labored.
With a groan,Fuzz reached his hand to the hatchet still in his shoulder blade, he grabbed onto the handle and took in a sharp breath preparing himself âOkay Fuzz,just yank it off,its like a bandaid,itâs like a bandaid..â
With one swift yank-
âYEEEAUUUGHHH!!!!â
Fuzz screeched in pain as he tossed the bloody hatchet to the side âNot like a bandaidâŚDEFINITELY not like a bandaidâŚâ
Quickly,he pulled out the hat âYou doinâ alright there,friend?â In response,the headwear plopped out a brown bottle with a note taped to it.
âHm?â Fuzz picked it up,he recognized it as disinfectant,he looked at the note âYou should be more careful,hope this helps.â
A big smile appeared on the Nomadâs face âWhy,thank you! You didnât have to go through the trouble,I greatly appreciate it.â
Fuzz pulled out a small cloth from his satchel, and dampened it with the disinfectant as he whispered âGrop,this is gonna sting..â
It was thankful most of the planetâs ecosystem was metal and gave off a good reflection for Fuzz to properly apply the medicine to his back wound.
âFFF-â yep,it definitely stung,but the Star Nomad bit his tongue,just had to power through.
After spreading the stinging liquid around the gaping wound,Fuzz got out a needle and thread âokay,now the part that hurts..â
he looped the thread around the needle and brought the sharp end to his wound,one good thing about being raised on a planet fighting just to survive raids? Survival skills were one of the first things kids learned in school.
Then again,itâs been a good fifty years since the last time Fuzz had to stitch up his or anyone elseâs wounds.
âOkay Fuzz..take it easyâŚjusâ like Memaw showed yaâŚâ he tried to coax himself.
With one swift movement,he stuck the needle in.
âNGAUUGHHH!!!â
Fuzz tasted copper when the sudden pain made him bite his tongue,he gulped uneasily âYou can do this,ya can do thisâŚâ
Quickly,plunged the needle into the other side,Fuzz let out a large gasp of pain,he bit the side of his mouth to stop himself from crying out again.
âFlabdrassit-!â Fuzz swore under his breath as he prepared himself for the next stitch.
âOkay,okay relax..one..twoâŚTHREE!â
It almost felt worse than actually getting a thrown into his back,Fuzz bit his lip as he groaned in pain,slamming his small fist onto the ground,a crack was left on the metal floor.
âNggnâŚgrop..flarpingâŚ-â another stitch was done,Fuzz always hated it when he needed stitches,especially when he had to do it himself.
Finally his freshest wound was successfully closed,cleaned, and stitched up, and the Star Nomad was already exhausted.
And yet,he had five more large wounds to patch up.
By the time heâd finished,he couldnât find the strength to smile, and heâd already let out several intergalactic swears to last him a lifetime; he was exhausted,but his worry kept him awake.
With a sigh,Fuzz dug into his satchel until he pulled out a map of the planet,he counted himself lucky he picked it up at the last orbble station.
Speaking of which-
âAlrighty,Iâve got an idea,but weâll have to be real careful about it.â He gulped nervously before pulling out a marker,putting an x over one spot âThis is where we are, and with a couple âa armies on our backs,weâll need to move fast. We need orbble juice, and the closest orbble station is a seventy-four hour walk,thatâs about three days,but if we can move fast,and play our cards right,weâll be there in no time!â
A single slip of paper was his response âAnd what is your plan for when we leave the planet?â
Well,shoot.
Fuzz scratched the back of his head nervously âheheâŚwell,we keep movinâ if the fightinâ donât stop,then we skedaddle ourselves to another galaxy,weâll be safe there. Besides,Iâve always traveled around,helpinâ folks,but,if youâd prefer to be alone,ah can find ya safe place out of this galaxy,where theyâll never find ya.â
Almost immediately,another slip of paper greeted him âNo.Please donât leave, itâs a good plan, and helping people soundsâŚnice.â
The biggest smile appeared at hearing this âGreat! Donât hesitate to tell me if somethinâ is bothering you though,no agreeing to do anythinâ just on my account!â
One last slip of paper
âThank you.â
Fuzz only smiled warmly âNo need ta thank me,yer my friend,Iâll always protect you.â
It felt uncomfortable to walk with his stitches for several hours,but Fuzz just grinned and beared it.
As risky as it was, the duo had to make camp,Fuzz refused to let the hat make a tent for him,not after what itâs been through.
Fuzz banged a couple of rocks together until sparks set off,he gently blew on them to pick the flames up âThere we go..â
he turned to the hat, and smiled âWeâll be heading off again in thâ morning, you get yerself some rest,Iâll keep watch.â
The floppy green chapeau responded with another note âYou need your sleep too.â
A sigh âYer right,but who knows when Munoa or Scroffâs armies finds us,I canât let âem get to ya..once weâre outta the galaxy,Iâll get plenty of rest,donât you worryâ
that seemed to be the end of it,so no more notes came.
The fire had been reduced to small cinders by morning,Fuzz carefully put the hat back into his satchel before he arched his back till her heard a pop âGolly,that smarts..sooner we get off this planet,the better.â
ZAP!
Fuzz yelped as a lime green beam nearly hit him,thankfully,it only broke the strap of his satchel.
The Star Nomad barely had time to turn around before he was quickly pinned to a tree âAHH!â
âTrying to escape,traitor? Shouldâve known from a good for nothing flarfnarbler. I thought Star Nomads were honorable.â
Fuzzâs breath hitched as he looked up to see Munoa with her spear-and-blaster combo aimed at his throat,his blood still staining the blade âOh grop..â
The Florion smirked coyly âAfter I kill you and reclaim my prized weapon,Iâll finally control this miserable galaxy!â Her dark magenta eyes were filled with pure bloodlust.
âItâs..NOT a weapon..!â The larger alienâs armor clad,claw-like hand on his throats made it difficult to breathe âYou anâ Scroff have done nothinâ but hurt it,ah know what itâs like to be usedâŚI wonât let thâ same thing happen to it or anyone else,I wonât fight you,but I wonât let you hurt it either,that is a promise.â
Munoa only glared angrily at the Star Nomad âPathetic. I should skin you just for that little speech, and I think I will,letâs see if Star Nomads fur do indeed change color after death.â
Fuzz closed his eyes tight,but before the spear could strike him,something large hit the Florion from behind,slamming her into a nearby tree,knocking her out.
Fuzz sat up to see a large,stone hammer nearby, the hat proding out of his satchel.
The Star Nomad scrambled up,running to the satchel till he reached the Hat âY-ya saved my hide back there,th-thank you.â
The brim of the Hat moved upward in what appeared to be a smile as yet another note presented itself âYour my friend,right? Itâs the least I could do.â
Fuzz smiled wide as he scooped the hat in a warm hug âWe are friends, and uh-while Iâd just love to stay here,we best be going before our friend here wakes up.â
The duo stopped to make camp after a couple days,it was an honest to goodness miracle they hadnât run into any of the generals or theyâre armies.
Sitting down with a small groan,Fuzz sat down and smiled at the chapeau âHeya Hatty,I wanted to thank ya for saving me,soâŚhere!â
In his hands,he held out a black ribbon,with a hand made gold star pinned permanently on it, the shiny star was still warm from the heat.
âYou always give other folks things,so I thought it was about time somebody gave you something! Ah made it myself!â Fuzz smiled proudly.
He was met with another note âI love it.â
Fuzz squealed happily, a noise reminiscent to a teapot kettle âOh! Thatâs great! Here! Let me put it on!â
Carefully,Fuzz looped the ribbon and tied it around his new friend with a bright smile âYou look amazinâ!â
There was a shift of fabric,another note came forth âItâs wonderful,Iâve been meaning to give you something too.â
Fuzz raised a confused brow before a spot of brown under the magical chapeau; curious,Fuzz lifted the brim up and pulled out the mysterious gift.
âOh-oh my..â
It was a finely polished,long-necked banjo, the top had two stars, the back had one large one, the strings were finely tuned.
It was beautiful.
âA..a banjo..Iâve-Iâve wanted to learn how ta play one of these since I was a younginâ!â Fuzz strummed at the strings gently âthank you.â
The hat moved its brim in a simple smile, a second note fell âI could teach you how,you saved me,after all.â
It was the most cheerful night the duo had running from the two warring armies.
#wander over yonder#wander#wander's hat#ocs#I suppose#I had fun with this#try and spot my headcanons#try and spot the TWDTT reference#blood cw#gore cw#wishing star
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