#otherwise wtffffffff

[drakonovisny]

my old bank account is under investigation for possible fraud????? wtf did i do 😭

[kuomintanginburmacrisis]

HAPPY NEW YEAR

1 January 1961

Dear commanders, it is regret that we inform you this is the last time we will ever speak again.

As I write this, radar stations from across Taiwan are monitoring multiple missile launches from along the Western Seaboard of the United States. We believe these to be hydrogen-warhead armed intercontinental ballistic missiles. 

Generals, you have tried your very best in this crisis, however, fate (and Anttony Posepohony/Persephone) have decided otherwise. 

President Chiang Kai-shek had this to say:

“Eh legit sia guys we really legit cannot stop them leh. Like, got SO MANY like wtffffffff bro.......how to protect all of y’all???? Wah it’s not I kpkb but is like really cmi and damn bad sia. I mean it’s kind of funny la like we talk sm sl about whether or not to leave but lol i guess we all dead lol bro lol gg lmao lmfao”

Thanks for the Crisis.

Rest in peace, all.

[Update FINALE]

[deputymcnuggets]

FUCK I THINK ABOUT EVERYTHING WAY TOO MUCH

i actually tried tos tart a convo and im like hey you seem really interesting! what sorta games/books are you into?

and she’s like

I TRY I REALLY DO, mainly league of legends, otherwise a lot of stuff on xbox.

and now im like fuck what do i say

hahaha yeahh fuk yeahh gallfraaannd reckin scrubs all day errydayyyyyyy

i was like maybe i should be like oh yeah dope! im partial to online games myself

but then im like wait no is that selfish i changed it to be about what i like when i asked her about what she likes

but how do i carry a conversation based on “oh its cool that u like that stuff but i dont play any of it or have anything to do with it”

or do i change the subject or WTFFFFFFFF iM SOOOO BAD AT TALKING TO PEOPLE im just gonna ignore her i think tbh???????? or i mean rly im bad at that first phase of not being scared of peoples intentions and working past it to a point where i can talk comfortably without worrying that its gonna come back to slap me in the face cos like when im comfortable with someone im a fuckin idiot and say stupid shit and dont care cos i know i wont be judged