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this-is-getting-silly · 2 years

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The Hitman level for Elon Musk would be so great. One of the scripted kills would have a Tesla blowing up with him inside of it, but you wouldn’t have to sabotage the engine or anything, it would just Do That.

#other options: catfish him by pretending to be Grimes and saying she wants to get back with him #use one of those dumb novelty flamethrowers he was selling on him #contrive a way for him to fall onto the tracks while they’re testing the hyper loop #hard to think of a good one for the whole bluecheck thing though #maybe you take away his security ‘verification’ and his own automated security system lights him up?#but then again acting like he has automated security would be buying way too much into his bullshit iron man delusions #actually come to think of it #one of the kills would just be locking him inside his own suit of iron man armor and leaving him there to starve #you KNOW he has a replica in his house somewhere

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