#otanashi haruna

[ac-fandom]

Chiara: I'm the oldest, I make the rules

Preston: i'm in the middle, i'm the reason we have rules...

Lucian: i'm the youngest, the rules don't apply me! :>

Preston: cause your're too naive for them

Chiara: and you tried to start a revolution, so shut up.

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*Caleb knocks on Jude's door*

Caleb: hello, it's is i, your favorite person

Jude: nice try Caleb but my favorite person is David

Caleb: okay then. Hello, it's is I, that bitch

Jude: better

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Chiara: I didn't tell you because I don't want you putting everything at risk, over a wild hunch i can't even prove yet!

Quentin: Liebe, i'll back your hunches any day of the week, no questions asked

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*in bed*

David: hey, Jude? You awake??

Jude: no, why?

David: if a Guinea pig and a normal pig had a baby, would it be called a piggy-er Guniea pig?

Jude: Darling if you and I had a baby, would it get my beauty and your late night thought, or your sexy body and my late night murder thought?

David: *blushing* i-i...don't know how to feel about this...

Jude: *kissing David on the cheek* go to sleep.

David: "blushing harder*okay...

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X: so who is your hero?

Preston: it's my dad David, he's the best and very brave!

X: how cute! Is there anything is afraid of?

Preston: Father

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David: kids who is your favorite uncle?

Chiara/Preston/Lucian: Uncle Joe!

Joe: aww I love you too!

Caleb: *cries in the corner* why!?! 😭😭😭😭

David: Favorite aunt instead?

Chiara: Aunt Celia and her girlfriend Isabelle! (they're together LONG LIVE LESBIANS!)

Lucian: I love aunt Camelia (she's engaged to Joe)

David: Preston you?

Preston: Aunt Celia!